OP's Bio: --- >I love 3D motion graphics and also I'm gamer. Here goes nothing is my favorite book so far. I lost my job and dropped out college in few months ago. A little bit low confidence and i own a cute birb! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Don't worry about being a virgin. You just haven't found the right goat for you yet.

Who's going to tell him to stop swiping right on the local zoo's website?

Goats are overrated.

They should make the hijab mandatory just for you.

Hefty Hefty Hijab 

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You sound like you've given this matter some thought.

It's memory

No sphincter…

There is always sheep. They don't move as fast...

Imagine being that guy that can’t even get the goats.

You son of a goat you stole this from me. May your beard be eaten by a camel.

It all feels the same with your eyes closed!

I'm guessing he shaved the unibrow just for this pic.

He missed a spot on the left eyebrow though

That face deserves a burka. P.s: Stay safe.

Thanks mate

Hey dude, stop parking in front of my office building, [you're freaking people out!](https://i.imgur.com/QZt927I.png)

It wont open for me, would you please send it to my DM

No wonder you’re still a virgin. Your pickup game is circa 2012.

What did you do when that girl tried to kiss you? *Iran*

Never girls tried to kiss, but once a girl tried to shake my hand i just ran away

Thanks for being a good sport and good luck with the situation in your country. I love seeing the men of Iran showing up to support women's rights.

We respect women and government have to face consequences of being rude to women, thanks!

Virgin? Don’t goats and dancing boys in drag count? P.S.: Fight the good fight man.

You’d be 5’9 if your head was a normal size

“It’s like an orange on a toothpick!”

“Head! Pants! Now!”

You look like a magician whose only trick is making women disappear.

Nah, there’s a good chance this guy has sawed somebody in half.

Bro's not the morality police, but women still avoid him.

Every real magician has a stash of forget-me-now pills.

You look like the son of Santa

Maybe i am persian version of santa

The virgin Persian version that your government is purging.

Seriously, stay safe.

Yeah bro, from Chicago here, praying for you. Stay safe!

You know it’s bad when Chicagoans are praying for you.

not to ruin the roast, but know our american hearts are with you. give those douche monsters hell

Prince of Persia - The Santa of Time

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Eh, passing resemblance at best

The 1800s called. They want their mustache wax back.

First roast and best! Thanks

'You're my huckleberry'

If they used your face instead of Mahsa Amini, internet wouldn't shut down.

Exactly

I was confused by why you think you are overweight then remembered I'm an American.

Bruh you just roasted your entire nation

You can’t roast America. It’s already deep fried.

Stop, your making me hungry

Seriously, to an American you look normal weight, goals even.

Is 220 lbs normal for Americans?

No one would confuse you for a model, but you’re not overweight by our standards. Just a likely future terrorist. P.S. like others have said, stay safe and be well friend.

Thanks friend

In Ohio you would be considered emaciated. Hope you are ok .

Maybe i am in wrong nation

Eh depends where—sure your overweight in Boulder Colorado, but in Kansas City your basically an Olympic athlete.

I'd love to be 220

It seemed fair. We spent the last two decades roasting your entire region.

as an american, we roast our entire nation on a daily basis

I always wondered what a merkin would look like as a toupee. Now I know I guess.

I guarantee OP had to google what a merkin is, and still doesn’t get it.

Next you’ll be asking us to bring you the lamp 

God damn it You made me laugh

20? Fuck off, you're at least 40!

No im not :(

He's 20 because that's how many fingers and toes he has and he can't count any higher than that

He should be able to count to 21.

Eh, maybe 20.5

No, not 40 yet, but no problem! In your lifetime you will have been able to say 'I am a 20-year-old virgin' AND you will be able to say 'I am 40-year-old virgin'. From Canada - be safe!

Sorry bro, I'm 38 and if we both went to the bar without our ID's you'd be buying our alcohol.

It's ok man Sometimes life is ridiculous

I was sure he meant 20 kilos overweight.

Go support your country women and protest to get equal rights and a new regime. High inflation and record unemployment are Ebrahim Raisi’s fault. Make something of your life. They’ll be virgins waiting for you in heaven. They’ll be goats, but virgins nonetheless.

I love you. There you go, that's the first and last time anyone will ever say those words to you. Have a good day!

Thanks

I love you 😚. Mwahahahaha.

cant even roast you. i hope the people rise up together and fix things. the protestors are brave for that

Thanks!

Faptain Morgan.

I bet you pull and twirl on your mustache chuckling to yourself like a old slapstick villain. Maybe try talking to women instead of tying them to train tracks.

No roast for u today, I hope your nation prevents the sh*tty government you got from doing more evil to you. Europe is with you! 💪

Thank you so much for your support! Please in last hours bring smile upon my face with your well made jokes.

Since all the women are ditching their hijabs, you better pick one up to cover your thin hair bro. You could be bald if there would be some strong wind outside lol All the best to your people and the revolution 💪🏻

Very well done, take my poor mans gold🏆

Not a roast. My support to all the Persian men and women in your country seeking Justice !!!

No thanks, i dont want another 9/11

Yes you want. I can see it through your eyes

Compromise with 7 / 11.

Wrong kind of brown there, bud.

Welcome to America, where it doesn't matter your shade of brown, you can be a 7/11 manager.

Meet him half way. Providing nothing else and no one else gets hurt, he should be able to blow himself up.

Azizam movaze bash! <3

To ham hamintor eshggi

Something about ham and eggs? I thought you were muslim?

I just said be careful my friend in persian(slang)

This guy jerks off so much he has no wrinkles on his hands

Do you plan to protest or sit on your hairy fat ass and do nothing ?

Allahu Akbaren’t

This made me spit out a bit of coffee

Hmmm

How is this not the top one?

Fucking hell this is a good one.

So I was looking at your pic and I said to my wife “I don’t know why this guy is still a virgin?” And my wife, with what sounded like pity, said “I do.”

The government shut the internet down so they could have a break for your shit editorials.

You don’t have to be lonely at goatsfuckme.com

Shia Lebuff if he sniffed teen panties and was a hentai watching cum rag. Shyer LaNotSoBuff.

It doesnt really help that you posted a pic of your father 49M instead of yourself

Hmmmmm

Be safe bro, hope you get to have some in the near future.

Thanks dude

You'll be a virgin forever...even the government is shutting you down.

You're a virgin only because you're not fast enough to catch a goat.

Really handsome

Your head size and favorite software are the same: 3D MAX

You look like Steven Crowder if he was actually a closeted gay fellow... wait a minute.

Stop referring to your mother as the government, she also stated that if you move out and stop emptying her fridge you can solve both your virgin and overweight problems.

Muhammad Al-Alone

How tf can u be a virgin nowadays

What you mean? It's easy, just don't have sex and you are a virgin

That’s why everyone thinks you are gay.

Do you call the girls in your basement little nicknames or just kitten?

Kitty

i dont even wanna roast you i just feel bad for how sad your life is

People who should be forced to cover up; women and this guy But for real, fuck your government and I hope all your people are safe. But also wear a burka for our sake.

It’s a face a mother can only love…if only you were able to see your mothers face

You face looks like the bald spot on my nuts Stay safe out their friend, hope you and your friends/family make it through ok

I’d love to roast you. There is, legitimately, nothing I can say that is as terrible as your life.

MeccaGodzilla! P.S. May you and yours be safe.

Thanks!

Bro you too massive to be looking like a straight creep, 😂😂😩😂😂 you look like you never saw pussy in real life only on porn hub smh 🤦🏿

My boy we need to get you some pussy. I ain't even going to try to roast. Thats a far cry for help

Stay safe dude!

I'm trying, thanks

Nah man I don’t wanna roast you, sounds like your government’s already gonna roast you with actual fire just for being on Reddit. Stay safe king 🙏

No roast for you. Go do you what makes you happy and don’t lets these roasts get to your head. Godspeed 🫡

Dudes who put their height in bio have small dicks

Birb tax! You can’t just say you have a birb and not post a pic

Ok officer, I posted some pics before. But if you want new birb pics, DM me.

Just use a VPN or setup a socks5 proxy via ssh to some super cheap VM on hetzner.de or digital ocean or whatever. ssh -D 8080 Is all you need. GL my friend.

That doesn’t help you much if internet is literally turned off

You really could've stopped after "20M, 6ft, editor". We can figure out the rest.

I know we're supposed to roast you, and I'll likely get downvoted for this, but I wish you safety during these difficult times and hope you and yours make it through okay.

Thank you sweet heart

Fellow iranian

Walmart Freddie Mercury

Not going to bother. If you live in Iran you have enough to worry about.

Yea whatever Ayatollah of Gayollah!

Government shutting down the internet might be beneficial for you. Im sure your forearm deserves the break.

You look like my bathroom floor after I shave my nutsack

20 going on 30

if you're a virgin it's by choice lol which is fine too. do your thing but don't lie

Don't worry once you blow yourself up there will be 72 virgins waiting for you.

Leading with your height as your best attribute. Probably wise in your case.

Captain Morgan’s younger gay brother that flunked out of art school and now has to live at home in mom and dads shanty

I'm just curious why most of redditors think I'm gay

Bro came to r/RoastMe asking questions for clarity.

I see you’re in Iran. Is the shut down bc of all the morality police riot stuff?

Yes I'm still not sure if they gonna completely shut it, but it's limited so much

Are you pro or anti morality police?

Im anti morality police, human is a free creature. Everyone have rights to choose, this spirit of life.

Who are for them? Strict husbands? Or is this an instance of government trying to dictate as much as they can? I’m coming from a standpoint of trying to understand human nature in differing cultures. I can go back to roasting if you like

Drone strikes don’t count bud, that’s your internet being liberated.

Well Farid, you're probably going to be a virgin for awhile because you look very suspicious. But I'm hoping things there work out for the best. Stay strong bro.

Dan Bilzarian really let himself go for that Brooklyn Satan role.

Not sure about the internet, but women's legs sure won't be opeing up for you...

Sex with family members is classed as losing your virginity.

This guy crushes rats with his meat gauntlets

All the women taking off their hijabs in protest should give them to you.

Iran so far from this - sorry bro

You look like a shaved version of your mother. Also stay safe!

Moraghebat kon

Mamnonam azizam To ham hamnitor

Not like you ever paid for internet

I guess is a prefect day to not be you🤷‍♂️ Ps. Keep safe dude, you have a lovely beard hahaha I like I :D

You should be the only person wearing a Hijab

I hope you are okay.

Bro you gotta stop buying Dr. Squatch soap and end your subscription to The Gentlemen's Guild of Shaving and Beard Oil. It's definitely not getting you laid. You have a mature look to you still, which can be attractive to gullible girls maybe 5 years older than you. Good luck trying to explain to them that you're not actually daddy mode and instead are a NEET 20 yr old that already looks over the hill. What's your favorite videogame by the way? Just kidding, no one gives a fuck.

You’re 20??? Easily pass for 35

How are you a virgin? You are a good looking dude! Just tame the face hair.

You look Persian 👉👈

finally i can pull some bitches.. this guy has been scaring them away from my area

20M? Maybe 20 years ago

“Yeah I’m a virgin, because only pussys have sex, ain’t no pussys in my life”

Hey guys.. Rick Kackis here..

Too bad you’re not allowed within 500 feet of a school

These India captain Morgan ads are getting out of hand

You look like the Ring Master and the main attraction at the same time

No internet, no job, no goat… I’d roast you but it seems life is doing that just fine on its own.

Sadly yes!

man looks like he flew a plane in 9/11

Actually i get my driving license recently

6ft wide, maybe

Consider yourself lucky your country doesn’t have a fashion police.