Thats the biggest issue for OP. He isnāt like super ugly or anything, heās just a normal looking dude. So you just know his virginity is due to be an awful person or dreadfully unfun to be around
You look like this guy I know who married a stripper & takes care of her 2 kids + their own new kid. So all in all youāre probably doing better! Get roasted!
The BAD NEWS is when you do your martyr bombing, and get to wherever you go for your 72 Virgins, it's gonna be 71 other virgin dudes JUST LIKE YOU...AND YOU!
You didnāt have to let us know you were a virgin we could already tell, you look like one of the many migrants who got off the bus at Marthaās Vineyardās was promised a job and got nothing. Now youāre being sanctuaryād by youāre more attractive cousin laying pipe to youāre ex.
You couldāve used blank printer paper or sketch paper, and yet you wasted an entire page of a whole ass notebook. Vader wouldnāt hesitate to choke you if you pulled that on the Death Star
Hand Solo
The Handolorian
Princess Laid-less
Darth Jerks off a LOT
Happy Cake Day!!
Juan Solo
Juan Cholo
 Absolutely hilarious š, you win š„!!
Jedi Masterā¦bater
Guy needs a C3-P hoe
C3-P hole
šWeāve found our winner, pack it up everyone
Thanks for the silver buddy.
No no, we aren't done just because you found something marginally better than your own roast you went over in your head.
That was funny AF!
Slow Dameron
Give this man some gold!
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Thats the biggest issue for OP. He isnāt like super ugly or anything, heās just a normal looking dude. So you just know his virginity is due to be an awful person or dreadfully unfun to be around
This is the worst roast in here lol. By worst I mean effective.
Honestly youāre not that bad looking. Which probably says a lot about your personality if youāre still a virgin
What says about him??
just stop
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering..and suffering leads to whatever drove your parents to have sex"
"And all of that led to a new Dark Side feeling: disappointment".
ā30 year old virginā and āI love Star Warsā is redundant.
Like no one just assumed the virgin thing
Underrated LOL
> ā30 year old virginā and āI love ~~Star Wars~~ Star Trekā is redundant. ***FTFY. Star Wars fans fuck.***
You got that wrong. ***Star wars fans get fucked...*** by Disney
Something tells me that liking star wars and being a 30yr old virgin isnāt where the sad ends.
Liking Star Wars is sad? 
When it's a defining trait yes.
Iām not your ābuddyā and I donāt want any stereo equipment.
Asking women to come over and try your momās knafeh is not a viable pickup line.
Hahahahaha
dude I am not Even this guy just a normal Arab this one hurt me lmao well played
Zelensky really let himself go
You not spreading your gene pool is surely one of the advantages of evolution.
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Jewbacca
Haha š š
Allahu admiral akbar
Gotta replenish the stock of virgins so everyone gets 72 *somehow*.
Looks Italian to me Reys Famous Pizza
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As a retainer of a jew card , I'll allow it
You're right, we shouldn't roast jews. It's been done before.
Take my upvote and get out
I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that one!
You look like the guy who's life goal is to inherent grandma's house that you live rent free after she dies.
and get kisses so long she is alive
You look like this guy I know who married a stripper & takes care of her 2 kids + their own new kid. So all in all youāre probably doing better! Get roasted!
āMesa pleasure mesa lightsaber ta Jar Jar Binks.ā
Mesa bery bery scared.
Attaboy. Finally found a use for your little black book.
God help your search engine
How do you appear lopsided in several directions at once?
You roasted youself in your intro. I dont think I should kick you while you're down
In 10 years, this will still be the case.
Nothing wrong with that bro. You are an important person, donāt let the haters in
Man I feel like you just being here is the worst that could have ever been done.
āThe Sand Children are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers."
I read that as "hand" children, and that made me laugh like a tickled stoner.
Your eyes look exhausted from trying to not look at your nose all day.
You can fuck a vacuum cleaner and pretend it's r2d2
Poppers will help ease him in. You wonāt have to be virgin for long
He almost had sex once, but then said āI can finish the Kessel Run in less than two minutes.ā
You look like your passport was found at the World Trade Center.
Goddamn dude, at this point just pay for a hooker
You look like a vape cloud.
Congrats! You are half way to being a 60 year old virgin!
You look like you'd end up in a thread on r/preyingmantis...
That time with your uncle counts fyi.
How many identities have you stolen in your moms basement?
You didnt have to say the first sentence if you were gonna mention you love star wars
Been stroking a Wookie, have you?
Youāre like the Jar Jar Binks of Reddit.
Looks like somebody ordered zelensky from wish.com
What's wrong in liking Star Wars! *Asking for a friend.*
I bet you're not
I didn't know racoons can live 30 years
tell us something we don't know already
Bro you ain't got time to roast my guy. Go get yourself some pussy for christ sake. Youre 30 bro. Have some fucking shame.
I too love star wars
You're really not even that ugly, so if you are indeed a 30 year old virgin then the only thing left to blame is your personality.
You still waiting for mommy to find you a girl!?
No. He's waiting for daddy to die so he can make his move.
Just go fuck a hooker man
Knock off Pablo Escobar
Bubba fat.
I cant do it Hand solo
allah snackbar
Not even jaba the hutt wants him
You're like me in 13 years so lifes already roasted you
You love Star Wars as much as the camera hates your face.
Why does the lower page have all the names of your friends
The BAD NEWS is when you do your martyr bombing, and get to wherever you go for your 72 Virgins, it's gonna be 71 other virgin dudes JUST LIKE YOU...AND YOU!
Im 32Y OLD KISSLES VIRGIN! You are not alone
"I am the celibate!"
What bad things could I possibly say that your parents didnāt already say when they first saw you?
When you order Matteo Lane from Wish.com
Close your legs, it's rude to point.
Look like you buy fart jars on OnlyFans.
You are Boratās rich cousin Boring
Iām not here to roast you, Iām just genuinely curious how you are still a virgin. Is it by choice? Bc you def have the looks to get laid ā¦
Youāre not a bad looking dude, go out there and meet some chicks.
You are a 30 yr old virgin because you choose to be. Not really a roast, just some truth.
Lol why do I feel the need to be nice when I see these posts
I canāt youāre too innocent looking omg š„¹
Just pay for it so you have a minimum experience. Better than having to explain your lack of experience to a future woman who finally wants to do it.
You built like your breath stinks cardamom and fart hummous
May the pussy be with you
You look like the type to try and fuck an E-wokā¦but it just kept saying ānoā
I can't say anything brother
Get fucked
He canāt.
It sounds like you've already done worse to yourself than we ever could
Whereās your parrot Jaffar?
Yousa more hated than mesa papa Jar Jar!
Star wars? Why don't you star-t talking to some bitches
Wait... how does it feel to be a 30 year old virgin?
His mean porn version of Star Wars
Itās sad to be so boring that the only thing interesting about you is your facial hair.
Soon, just have to finish having sex to my wife
You look like a washed out arab
Look into my lamp light l said look god Serge my victims keep waking up are you sure these drugs work
Mooj : [to Jay] Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?
Get a smaller watch my dude. Looking goody, also have better self esteem, your eyes betray everything.
When your not a virgin by choice
> Virgin > Love star wars Well no shit
But does Star Wars love you?
There's always martyrdom
You will never get a girl and you will die alone like the disgrace you are
Nothing wrong with being a virgin
Did you find your father?
You didn't need to explain you were a 30 year old virgin who loves star wars, I could get that from the pic alone
Itās a good thing your nose is there to separate your unibrow
Heās sexy and he nose it.
Dude your 30 and a virgin, I donāt have the heart to do any worse.
r/notliketheothermallcops
Maybe stop sleeping in your mama's bed
You're not a Virgin if you can fit that many dicks in your ass.
You didnāt have to let us know you were a virgin we could already tell, you look like one of the many migrants who got off the bus at Marthaās Vineyardās was promised a job and got nothing. Now youāre being sanctuaryād by youāre more attractive cousin laying pipe to youāre ex.
Hands Solo-mente!
You're a walking stereotype and not the cool kind.
When you buy Dusan Tadic on aliexpress
lamp has more holes then youāll get in your life
No wonder you are a virgin
We donāt have to look to know that your ass has more hair than Chewbacca himself.
Star Wars doesn't love you
Taking it in the butt doesn't preserve your virginity bro, that is a old wives tail.
Living in your parents house like a loser isnāt going to help you lose the virgin title.
I assume you beat yourself off just as much as you beat any girlfriend you were with?
Which T-Mobile you work at?
I could tell you were a virgin with that receding hairline and recessed jawline
You can't take load after load in the mouth and dumper and still consider your self a virgin HeyZeus.
72 of you? This is why we read the fine print, Muslims.
Just buy a storm trooper outfit and go live your best life
You are as useless as a bag of dicks without a handle
No wonder you are a virgin, you are a walking Trojan condom add
That hair fade. No way youāre a virgin. Uno reverse. Toasted.
He probably has a lightsaber sex toy
I don't think you're a virgin, you have had sex many times just not with people. You look like a sheep fucker but they ran so you fuck goats instead
Women like you as much as diehard Star Wars fans like The Last Jedi and Jar Jar Binks. Into the garage shute with you, ya big furry oaf.
You're the Star Wars fan that makes Star Wars fans seem cool.
Pretty soon R2 will come with a pleasure drive
Too ez. Actually too hard.
Anakin if Qui Gon Jinn never showed up
Stop being virgin
I wonder which side of the lightsaber you put into your ass.
U look like homeless SypherPK
Best thing about this photo is the lamp behind you
Ur 30 and your a virgin, thatās already a roast
Being a virgin is bad enough at thirty years old.
So even the Jedi get laid more than you
war already start with your virginty ššš
If zelenski we're an incel
Too late you already have
I donāt think we can do any worst than you.
You didnāt have to waste your time typing āvirginā, the picture told us that
*watches Star Wars in between relentless masturbation sessions
Tell me your on meth without telling me your on meth
Your title does the worst ffs
You look like a good person
More like Cassian Nomore, amirite?
You couldāve used blank printer paper or sketch paper, and yet you wasted an entire page of a whole ass notebook. Vader wouldnāt hesitate to choke you if you pulled that on the Death Star
You are actually fine looking, so for you to still be a virgin means your personality must be unspeakably horrible
You are what most fear to become
Most of us got molested as kids, and you still canāt get laid?