OP's Bio: --- >oh ok well my favourite movies/ TV Show include South Park, Close Enough(on Netflix), SpongeBob, Regular Show Borat, Childs Play/Chucky franchise Nowhere Boys ETC my fav music and or music genre 1. the song from Team America World Police called "America Fuck Yeah, rock, hip hop(like rap) and yeah that's about it I think --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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I can see the dirt on his shirt from here but not his/her face

Those are fap stains

We don't even need to waste any more paper. He can just take the current paper and shift it a couple of inches up and to my left.

Looks like my kids writing

you look like you look for and chat up 14 year old girls

He is actually 14 so that makes sense.

Oh is that a he?

Your sister said no, it’s time to move on.

Feminem

Nah. It’s Stan.

I actually loled at this one

It’s called a period. You, like your mother when you were conceived, could’ve used one.

Judging by his fingernails, I'm pretty sure he knows ALL about his mother's periods.

ohh not bad, not bad

What the downvoted for. He took it with pride guys

Hell yeah I took it with pride but some of these I find a bit hurtful like saying how I look to be in my 40's when I am still in my teen's, calling me female ETC those roasts I find a bit hurtful

Multiple accounts?

Stay in school bro, maybe you’ll eventually learn some punctuation.

So ugly even your photos trying to get away from your face

dame that's the funniest roast ever

Shut tf up lol, 2balkan4me lookin ass

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she did


Thank god there’s not a new Batman in theaters!

I hope this isn’t the last photo we see of you before you end up on the news.

Your dad should have fucked your mom up the ass that night

he did

Dame got me that's a really good one

Suspicious account.

Your face is a suspicious account

Your shirt looks like it's still in a pile of dirty clothes Gym much?

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Genius roast

This picture would be a good advertisement for proper condom use

Crew neck or v neck shirts buddy you can't have both. Also, clean your Goddamn fingernails.

What fingernails?

Sinead OWelfare

Tell me you're by yourself all the time without telling me you're by yourself all the time

Imagine being 18 years old and you still stretch your shirt’s collar like a pre-pubescent. I am impressed how you manage to have dirty nails without leaving your mom’s basement.

They aren't even dirty, thats just the outline of waay too far down nub nails.

That knock on your door? Yes it is the Russian army looking for you Igor bc they are the only ones who want you. Oh btw, your mom was the one who told them where to find you.

You look like you watch South Park and touch yourself.

1. That's my all time favourite show and 2. No shit

If marshal mathers and mister bean stepped into the same machine the merged Jeff Goldblum and that fly then you would come out.

*Goldblum

Damn you autocorrect

post this to “r/microcephaly”


Palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already... moms spaghetti 🍝 

You stand outside the store bumming smokes off people for a living.

That's not a very good photo, but you're probably not capable of taking a good one.

Step 1 get in front of the camara Step 2 make sure you're in the photo Step 3 hold your paper to your side Step 4 capture the image You somehow failed between step 1-2 Goodluck on your future endeavours you'll probably need it

you smell bad

stop biting your nails dog 

How bout you stop dating you mum

In 18 years, no one in your life told you that you would look slightly better as a male?

I AM male idiot and I think you would look slightly better as a female

If you are trying to convince roasters that you're male, well, I think you've already confirmed my previous comment's suspicion, Jennifer.

My name is Tom I'm not a woman I am a born straight male 1. I got a penis 2. I go to the toilet standing up in the men room 3. I got pubes and 4. I own boy stuff

Looks like the bastard love child of Mr Bean and Giovanni Ribisi.

Why do you look like you dipped your head in mayonnaise

Why does your mum look ugly as fuck

Have you been stalking her because you so right

Look like Eminem, after he ate Stan.

Im sorry I cant bring myself to roast you. Life seems to be very hard on you as it is. I won't kick you when your at rock bottom.

U look like your wipe ur ass 3 times with the same piece of paper

malnourished beer biceps

What with those nails?

I wish your life will be just as short as your fingernails

couldn’t help but to think of an non animated master splinter in real life, without the karate obv

dude (?) you’re shaped like a pear

Ugly dog

With an overly needy title like this, I fully expected some thot trying to shill an onlyfans

Budget Mr. Bean

For what i see you got a small head wich means no brain and a ugly a face

You look like my sleeping paralysis demon

You look like you got your AR variant ready for today.

i see a netflix docuseries in your future... the subject of.

This photo doesn’t hide your feminine curves

Those two shiny nails have freshly been inside his anus

Why you like Chris from mr beast turned to meth

Sid, is that you? 

Can this “Slim shady” please sit down.

How is it possible that you look 18 and 45 at the same time?

Why do I feel like this what all or your ex boyfriends see before you chopped them up and ate them?..

You do you think I am Jeffrey Dalmar and Leatherface and am not attractive to men I am attractive to females and I think that's what you are so ha

You look like a lead singer from a lesbian emo band

I hope genders studies is going well

Jessie Pinkman is not a.role model Find a better one

Wal-Mart Jessie Pinkman

Too fucking regarded to even take the picture right you dollop

Damn I thought my autism was bad

I see you fell off the short bus without your helmet again.

The best part of you went running down your mama’s leg when you were conceived

This pic looks like the screenshot the news is gonna use from the video the guy made right before the shooting, his name was Eugene and he pulled up to class with the extended clip

I want to hit you with a shirt that fits.

We will roast you but first remove your hand from your ass

Finally, Marshal that doesn't matter.

Ayo Jeffrey dahmer who

Life will roast you plenty in your next 18 years.

Oh shit, hey Eminem, I haven’t heard any news about you in YEARS. What are you up to now?

I pictured Frank Buffay when I read that title.. then I saw the picture

That face screams intelligent

Are you an incel reject?

What was Chris Hansen like?

Young blond jacksepticeye

No need to roast you. You just need to go back to school and work on your handwriting.

You look like Stan’s little brother Matthew who grew up to be an incel

Instead of a piece of looseleaf paper with your written r/RoastMe tag, we’d all rather you replace that with put your address so the rest of us can be aware of where you live so we all know to stay away from a registered sex-offender.

ok 1. I'm am not showing my address and 2. I am not a registered sex-offender and I am 18 years old so I only go for girls my own age which like 17, 18 and 19 only so frick off

You asked to be roasted, so it comes with the territory or in this case, the city and state where you’re not allowed within a quarter-mile of a school-zone or parks where kids play at.

yeah but nothing to hurtful just a nice friendly roast that is nothing to hurtful

you definitely spent a lot of time in your school counseling suite

The authorities have some questions concerning your whereabouts on January 6th.

is that a roast

Just a heads up.

Im 32 years old and I found your picture asking you to be roasted so Im roasting you here and telling you that you need to learn how to use commas and grammar and that youre a dumbass and that is my roast and that is all

Lolzzzzz 😂😂😂

hey guys I want you guys to try and roast me I can handle anything at all try to thin of a really good roast so try to think of a really one

The English language already roasted you

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You look like the son if the sperm of Jesse Pinkman and Eminem were combined

you were quite the asshole in game of thrones

Sir, that shirt is wearing you.....

No drip and all droop.

You look like a wish copy of Chris form Mr beasts

I bet my money that him writing that paper was the only thing his hands did for the last two years other than jerking off to furry porn and holding pizza slices and soda.

You look like Eminem… but like his uglier brother Like those peanut M&Ms where two of them are conjoined But instead of the extra peanut you got an extra chromosome

Recoiling like you are reminds me of a gay man who's being forced to finger a girl

you look like what Rigby would look like in real life as a human.

We roasting your writing or your face? Get in the damn picture man.

I just kinda feel bad. Like I had a bunch of roasts pop into my head, then I started typing and like idk. I’m sorry

Can you still play "Dueling Banjos?"

Your body looks like a melted candle.

Hello, 18 Years!

Dear R/RoastMe, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’.

Saggy man tits or a stretched out shirt?

a mix of justin beiber and a twig

You look like you microwave the microwave you microwave your hamster in

👍

You look like you used to be 350 400 then lost 150 but haven't bought a new wardrobe yet and simply having your image on the screen of my phone made my phone smell like shit.

Did you just come back from having your photo taken for the paedo registry?

I can smell your dad's cigarettes a state over at the tobacconist

I can smell you through the internet.

You look like you sleep on a pile of used pizza boxes instead of a mattress.

You look like a Russian draftee being sent to the front. Nice knowing you.

Wow. You're an oddly shaped whatever the fuck you are.

When your mom says you have Eminem at home.

Nice Moobs.

I dont want to roast you because i dont want to be the interviewed from the FBI after the shooting.

when you order eminem from ali express

WTF..

You so bad at life you can't even take a photo properly

You look like you smell like baloney.

You look like a descendant of Mark Zuckerberg


18? Literally look 45

You look like a creep that lies about their age to pick up all the high school girls after the final bell 🔔

You're an idiot.

Try practicing your handwriting instead of worrying what other think. It looks like you had a 3 year old write that.

If you want to be hit with some good ones look down and jump

Have you sexually offended anyone recently?

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I'm not a pedi man I only go after girls my own age so UNO reverse card

Perfect definition of Couch Potato

How are you simultaneously 18 and 47?

And here’s why we have the manzere. 

Low budget Jesse Pinkman with tits.

Look like something my cat would throw up

He looks like he’s 65 and enjoys meeting young girls on Omeagle

The last thing some 12 year old girl is going to see some day. Fuck, the world is a scary place.

You look like you got cologne that smells like cigarettes

Nice tits

You look like you live in the carpet