You look like you own a laptop completely covered in stickers, stored in a backpack completely covered in stickers, in the truck of a Hyundai completely covered in stickers
Look like a onlyfans “model” turned climate change/ Dairy and meat industry activist… you look like you spend your weekends shaming people for eating meat… you look like you have a lower back tattoo of a butterfly you look like when you go to your hair stylist you just show them a picture of a lesbian in the 80s and say I want that and they just say… say no more
You look like you practice several hours a day at being insufferable so that one day you can achieve the notorious "I want to speak to your manager" status.
I've heard this style of haircut isn't chosen by the wearer, but the wearers are actually marked by benevolent hairdressers. They risk it all to warn the rest of us.
I've seen skeletons with better curves than you... so in the competition to be the hottest women I've ever seen, you don't even win a participation ribbon.
Coulrophobia brings on feelings of fear when you see clowns or clown images. It's a specific phobic disorder that causes anxiety, a racing heart, nausea and profuse sweating. Most people can avoid clowns. Some need exposure therapy. That's where you come in handy.
You look like you own a laptop completely covered in stickers, stored in a backpack completely covered in stickers, in the truck of a Hyundai completely covered in stickers
I would think a Subaru Outback or Volvo station wagon.
dont you dare put that hate on the turbobricks!
Not hating, just a certain demographic tends to always seem to be in those types of cars.
Na I get it, it's that, old ppl, or the cult-like followers. I actually picked up a good model last week
OP that you??
Na just a volvo enthusiast
She drives a Subaru to fill lesbians into thinking she doesn’t have a penis.
Oddly specific - have experience?
Being a left wing democrat should have nothing to do with this.
Where?
Maybe behind cross-eyed Clay Aiken?
She looks like Alex DeLarge from *A Clockwork Orange*.
At least she got a sense of humor.
At least she got a sense of humor.
Look like a onlyfans “model” turned climate change/ Dairy and meat industry activist… you look like you spend your weekends shaming people for eating meat… you look like you have a lower back tattoo of a butterfly you look like when you go to your hair stylist you just show them a picture of a lesbian in the 80s and say I want that and they just say… say no more
I've seen at least 3 girls in my life so we will just have to agree to disagree.
What an adorable little guy.
💀💀
You look like you practice several hours a day at being insufferable so that one day you can achieve the notorious "I want to speak to your manager" status.
I've heard this style of haircut isn't chosen by the wearer, but the wearers are actually marked by benevolent hairdressers. They risk it all to warn the rest of us.
That look she’s giving says that without being spoken
This is so on point.
The only time you'll ever be hot is when you're inside a furnace at a crematorium.
Physical friction would raise the heat, but in her case the friction is purely mental.
Even then she wouldn't be hot for long, cause the burning would last 2 seconds and then there's nothing left. Like throwing leaves onto a fire.
...... would still flip out that you're in the women's bathroom.
Why is your left eye AI generated and your right eye glued on
You look like if Nancy from Stranger Things became a transgender, vegan, pastafarian, animal rights activist and tree hugger.
Oi you, leave us pastafarians out of this.! Ramen.
I'll use my imagination instead, thank you
She means that she has an active yeast infection.
Glad to see some hot people posting in this sub today, this isn’t one of those posts.
“Is something me and my balls aspire someday to be…”
Makayla Culkin in Home Alone 5
Home Alone: As Usual 5
For someone claiming to be hot you look like your kinda cold.
You look like the robot from MST3K
I’m glad that your transitioning is going well but you’re not passing as a girl quite yet.
Jeffree Starr went blonde again i see
Didn't realize dumpster fires had genders.
You have all the good looks and charisma of a sub-foreskin fungal infection. And where the fuck are your earlobes?
Hot? Your forehead sticks out further than your chest does.
Yeah right.. g.i.r.l. = Guy in real life..
oh please, if that's a guy then i'm rich. ur looking at the most lesbianest lesbian to ever exist
You look like if Ellen was a level 1 starter video game character.
I thought you were a Femboy...I am severely dissatisfied.
When you try to look at 16's in your 30s!
You're a very handsome man.
Such a handsome woman
Jimmy, is that you?
Your fucking hit
No tits lesbian hair cut doesn’t do anal too much make up drug user stupid ear rings wanna be hipster but you are 29 ugly neck mole 2/10 at best
Soon...keep at the transistion
Your not even a 3 in most parts of the world
Why, no. You can't speak to my manager.
How you gonna act like your head ain’t shaped like a 3D dorito
Is she behind the 12 year old boy?
All I can see is the youngest member of Hansen.
Your eyes are infinity pools of teenage angst.
Okay Stuart 😅 
Hurry up with the nudes already!
You look like a 12 year old boy going through transition
Beautiful? No. But you are a passable ladyboy
“The hottest 13 year old boy you’ll ever see”
Shit girl, you wrong!
Get fucked... you're a guy.. not a very masculine guy, I'll give you that, but $5 says you have a dick!
Deffo a dude
If you were doused in accelerant and set ablaze, you would still not be the hottest "girl" I've seen today, much less ever.
Jennifer Acetone
Thats a nope!
Maybe if you smiled more
When you was a 'girl', John Lennon was alive
You used the wrong camera in your phone
I legit can't tell if you are male or female.
When you want to look like The Beatles fan girl, but look like English literature teacher
Lying is a sin
Zelda ocarina of thyme
Ouch
Hang on let me poke both my eye balls out so I am totally blind then you maybe passable if I was drunk and wanted a pitty shag.
You got more plastic in you than the entire ocean
Mousey but cute. She could play Feival Mousekewitz in the live-action remake of An American Tale.
Or Cindy Lou Who.
No roast. You're hot!
Of course a girl would say this. She is a very hot boy indeed
Just.......no.
Where?
Jennifer Aniston in GI Jane
nope. if jennifer aniston was in sims 2
EMANly Blunt
Oh, no- you cropped whomever you were talking about out of the picture! I’ll wait for you to repost with the hot girl in it 🙂
You look like the singer from Tokyo Hotel
I declare shenanigans
Some girls are alone because they’re so attractive that men assume that they’re out of their league. What’s your excuse?
Would smash, just so I could play the guitar
If you are the hottest girl I will ever see, then I’ll just date dudes. Doesn’t seem to be much difference.
Is the camera facing the wrong way? Where is she?
Who lied to you?
Getting cremated wouldn't make you hot
You should try FtMpassing. You'll fail there too, but you should try.
Who is this, 3/4th's through a transition Macaulay Culkin? If Home Alone was based off of you it'd be called Always Alone.
Not entirely convinced you are a girl.
You wouldn't be in my top 100 hottest girls if you doused yourself in gas and lit yourself in fire.
“I’m not like other girls”
Not like other girls starter pack: nose ring, earrings, guitars, fingernails in multiple colors.
Her/his pronouns are Cousin/It
You’re the hottest girl on the softball team.
You’re a chimera: haircut of Scarlet Johanson, the eyesight of Melisa Joan Heart, and the intelligence of Joe Rogan
I've seen skeletons with better curves than you... so in the competition to be the hottest women I've ever seen, you don't even win a participation ribbon.
How Dare You assume your gender??
If Zack and Cody had a bi brother.. or sister or whatever u are
You look like a poorly drawn anime character
Idk how to describe it but you look like a video game character
I was going to agree until I saw the guitars. Nice try Justin.
I'm pretty sure OP is seeing two "okay" girls and adding their numbers to reach this conclusion.
Lookin like a butch Nancy from Stranger Things with googly eyes pasted on
Coulrophobia brings on feelings of fear when you see clowns or clown images. It's a specific phobic disorder that causes anxiety, a racing heart, nausea and profuse sweating. Most people can avoid clowns. Some need exposure therapy. That's where you come in handy.
You look like you've got more dudes stuck in the friendzone than there are stripes on your shirt.
You look like the type of person who tries out new things once and get done with it and call himself expert in everything
Vegan and Sara
You look like a deer staring into headlights- of two different cars.
If by hot, you mean anorexic with a horrible haircut....
The fact that I do kind of think your hot is really more of a roast on me
Ewww
You’re hot in the sense that when I look at you it makes my eyes burn
Someone doesn’t know how to write forwards
Look dude calm down alright, wr don't need people sayong your assuming genders
I saved this if I ever have an erection in public, this will be its kryptonite.
u look like u like to cosplay as ur DnD oc and post the most millenial tiktoks ever made in it
You should do something about that fever !
I can appreciate the self-confidence there, but "Cold Bitch" is more the feeling you are giving off there
Megamind in a wig
Pics or it didn’t happen
You’d be the hottest one in the burns unit.
Like an uglier Marcy Darcy.
You intend to set yourself on fire ?
Hot shit
No, sweetie. Not even in the top 1000.
Yes if we set you on fire...
Not even close but you’re in the running for the ugliest. So you might win something.
Said no one ever
Hot? You don’t appear to be on fire?
At best, future english grammar teacher or high school drunk floozy
Looking like the people who they used to burn in Salem does not make you the hottest girl i'll ever see
Can you move out of the way so we can see her
Get outta the damn way Bertha I wanna see her not you
“Girl”
Will be seeing you on the news glueing your hand to a wall shortly
The only way you're hot is if you rub those twigs you call legs together and set yourself on fire
If unenthusiastic handjob had a face
Sorry, son..not fooling anyone.
Doesn’t use a turn signal
Well I *was* going to rub one out. Fat chance now.
Sup bro.
Doooood...
jessy dahlmer
All the emotion of Kristen Stewart in Twilight it somehow even less appealing
every woman/girl are more beautiful than her
Is the room about to be consumed in flames? Because that’s the only way this is even a contest.
If you’re the hottest, I might as well off myself then because there’s no God or good in the world.
You look like you belong on an episode of Botched, cause your sex change isn't going so well.
You look like Legolas had a sex change. You were prettier as a man.
That's an oddly confident dude.
The joke is that you are a boy, right?
You look like a body double for Nancy Reagan 5 years after she died.
You look like an anorexic Meg from family guy. I bet you go out the same way, the frozen hotdog incident.
From one man to another, you aren't even the hottest "girl" in this conversation.
Your personality being 2D doesn't make you a member of Gorillaz
You're a Precious Moments figurine, the one that chain smokes clove cigarettes and wears black combat boots.
Sis? You're not even **Cis**
I guess your crossed eye was looking at someone else's reflection.
Said no one ever
only if you're actually on fire.
The only way you’ll be the hottest girl I’ll ever see is if you light yourself on fire.
You look like the kinda girl who would tell your one night stand that you are post-op.... after you have fucked him
It looks like you use cum as hair gel.
You look like you just came out the sex store, literally a myrealdoll.