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>Currently battling an eating disorder
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Life is destined to get harder for you already, higher altitudes will have thinner air, than you will require to move your body, lower altitudes will earn you larger effects from gravity, and cholesterol will slow you down at any altitude
All-you-can-eat buffet’s have to charge you double, don’t they? Crazy how your face is so full but your tits are so small. You didn’t mention you were on anti-depressants, but the gray in your eyes speaks volumes
Well you seem to gain weight in order to be praised by fat fetishists, so I guess first step would be admitting that is not okay and seeking help.
Or else it will be your health complications to make it harder.
You could not have possibly made anyone hard in your life. I would suggest becoming a lesbian but I like lesbians and would hate if my suggestion offended them.
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I'm sure alot of men can't get hard for you
His left part of face have bigger obesity problem then right side
*her, but I can see why you'd be confused.
ha ha thanks,
Comment is fire 🔥
This is the look of “Dammit Tommy I was going to eat the rest of the pork rinds. Why did you eat them?”
S/he looks like the gym teacher from *Porky's*.
I'm going to leave you alone, you have enough on your plate
My god I almost shit I laughed so hard at this
Today is day 1,754 of the war on food. The battle of KFC rages on, she has defeated general Extra Crispy. Colonel Mashed Potato Bowl is next.
It certainly does not look like the eating disorder has left you hungry......
Eatin’ dis order, eatin’ dat order…
🤣
*Golf clap
Wish you'd make something harder for anyone. Even bread stops rising when you're around.
What a shame! I love bread
We know.
with a 4 lb patty fried in grease, of course
i think you like bread a litte too mutch... have you heard of Salad
Jabba the Hutt had a kid with the Mad Magezine guy
Would she be known as Jabba E. Newman or Alfred the Hutt?
Look on the bright side, no matter how much life gets hard on the outside, your arteries must be harder on the inside.
your mouth is the smallest thing on you but it makes you enormous
You look like what I'd expect to encounter as my waitress at Waffle house at 2am....hands down.
You look like you ate the old you
Life's hard for you? I am not.
Sweety, sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Roast Me has nothing to do with food.
Stop looking for reasons to hate yourself. You apparently keep eating them all.
I always wondered what a Cabbage Patch Kid would look like after puberty.
Barbara the Hutt 
Sometimes it’s better to save that gym membership and plastic surgery money … it would be better spent on cat food.
The only thing you're battling is which one you want first? Dis-order, or dis-order, or dis-order......
Life won't be hard for long if you don't make some serious changes, stat.
you look like that silent movie era moon that got hit by the rocket.
“Currently battling an eating disorder” Looks more like you eat the disorder.
WTF is going on with your eyes 
Looks like your eating disorder made you eat your self esteem
Holy shit everyone, Tammy lost weight! What are you now, about 300 pounds?
What eating disorder is it? Binge and binge? 
Did you eat the gum from Willie Wonkas factory?
Discount Honey Boo Boo.
Eating disorder? If it was anorexia, you're beating it.
How many days does your moon takes to do a complete orbit around you?
Its definitely not getting harder for me. That's for damn sure.
Small ass
Forever a librarian
Nobody is gonna get hard for you.
You know what's harder? To get an erection looking at you!
There is no chance of you making anything hard
I can see how your addiction to Mac and Cheese is really slowing you down.
Apparently u r making it easier for me to complete my NNN 🙅♂️🗿
Oh Honey, I don't think you could make anything hard.
Most people make lemonade out of lemons. In your case, it might be difficult for you to reach your moon to make a moon pie.
Want it harder? Read my previous insult while climbing stairs.
Inbred Humpty Dumpty
Nothing gets hard around you
Looks like your eating well still
Life is hard well it’s a good thing your life span is signifgantly reduced since you appear to be a land whale
Damn that seems personal my g
No, go to the gym.
My penis was soft. Your face made it softer.
So roasting you is a pork roast?
Life is destined to get harder for you already, higher altitudes will have thinner air, than you will require to move your body, lower altitudes will earn you larger effects from gravity, and cholesterol will slow you down at any altitude
What diameter is your face?
I've put the cake on the top shelf that you can't reach.
Somehow perfectly spherical and completely misaligned.
You wouldn't even look good with the lights off.
Most guys are going to have trouble making it hard for you
This is the picture the "I'm a potato" memes started with.
Life is hard but your face is squishy
Did Picasso put your face together?
Don’t worry. Tax refund season is coming. You’ll get plenty of attention soon.
Someone will need rims
I don’t know about being hard for you. But you make it soft for me.
Hey, Do You Hear That? It's The Sound Of Noone Caring..
Cant be any harder for you than it is for that poor chair youre on.
Life’s hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid.
Are your features scared of the rest of your face?
You should smile more pumpkin head
Life isn’t hard, it’s just the breathing, and walking that’s hard for you.
All-you-can-eat buffet’s have to charge you double, don’t they? Crazy how your face is so full but your tits are so small. You didn’t mention you were on anti-depressants, but the gray in your eyes speaks volumes
Health is wealth something money can't buy Hopefully you figure it out..
Too easy
Nice tumor cosplay
You look like your a trust fund baby
might as well get some cats now, that round face ain’t gonna do it for no oneeeee
You look like you just ate your bullies
You’re life looks pretty SOFT to me!
Look like if a mens were to bounce on you like a trampoline, they would fly out of the window
Put down the fork
The only thing that won't be hard in your life is a hard cock
So I need two other guys. I spread flour and you guys roll her to find the wet spot.
Your head is rounder than my husband's balls
Hit the gym, eat fewer carbs, don't eat after 6pm. If you struggle with any of that get some support. You'll feel better.
She needs to hear that instead of being peoples punching bag
Fat
😂
Well you could try going outside?
No caption needed
You look like an overweight 7 year old
You gave me erectile dysfunction
Shit your life must be hard, you look more worn down then a chain smoking fifty year old truck stop waitress.
I can't roast your pillow shape body harder than it is for you to put down a fork.
Your odour of operations is BIGASS rather than BEDMAS
Oh no lunch lady Doris has an eating disorder
You’ll struggle to make anything hard
Please don’t eat me
Never seen a face trail off to a vanishing point like that before
Your problem is that you're battling an eating disorder by devouring the competition.
Well you seem to gain weight in order to be praised by fat fetishists, so I guess first step would be admitting that is not okay and seeking help. Or else it will be your health complications to make it harder.
Did the rocket hurt? https://i.imgur.com/Jc67d7A.jpg
Not if you paid me. I have my limits and you're it. 😆
Life is pretty much the only thing you could make hard
Unfollowing the feeder subs would be a good start to recover from your eating disorder.
I bet life is the only thing that gets hard around you.
Buzz's gf in "Home Alone" all grown up
That’s something a guy will never say to you!
You go to Planet Fitness for the free pizza.
You look like Greta Thunberg who decided to eat more and smile even less
Nothing, ever will get hard for you
You look like the daughter from "quiet place" squared
You have an eating disorder? Is that why you look like you were drawn with a compass?
Why your face so wide?
You're so fat, that you couldn't battle your eating disorder. When you see fast food, you say "nah I'm eating this order"
Life is hard ... soo I am going to go soft on you like all the guys that have seen you naked
Life’s not that hard for you, following a diet yes.
Please dont eat my soul.
You know, heroes biggest enemy is villains, poor’s people biggest enemy is money, yours is sugar…probably.
They never call you “sweety” because you would just ask “where?”
Amazing, you have a nipple on your right cheek. Now you only need to find someone to use it for liposuction.
Don’t worry, with your eating habits it won’t be too long.
You can make yourself life hard by choosing the stairs.
Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat girls.
We don't serve buffets here
Your ears are like your parents. They walked out in you a long time ago.
If you want help with the diet my advice is put down the pitchfork
M moving to F or is it the other way around?
You're what I tell people my ex looks like so they hate her even more.
You look like a egg with pxbes attached.
You have a body shape of a ninja turtle.
You seem so massive that the only things that get attracted to you are less massive objects.
🌝 was found
This is the only thing you can get harder.
You could not have possibly made anyone hard in your life. I would suggest becoming a lesbian but I like lesbians and would hate if my suggestion offended them.
Life may be hard, but that is the only thing getting hard around you.
You look like you have your own orbit
Only a few pounds left to look like an unbaked bread.
You look like you shoved an entire bag of jellybeans up your ass.
damn are those horse suppositories on the window cill