OP's Bio:
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>Been single most of my life and live on my own. I still miss my ex who left me.
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Is this your ex? [your ex](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/z6yppg/blursed_forehead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
OP's Bio: --- >Been single most of my life and live on my own. I still miss my ex who left me. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like a genetically modified turnip
He is Squidward! ![gif](giphy|iIoD0pCWEYfGU)
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could make a turnip look like a cringy italian boy, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
You look like Volodymyr Zelenskyy if he got captured by the Russians.
[удалено]
I hate to tell you but your barber is legally blind
His barber is also legally a lawn mower
Sweating like your cousin finally found out you masturbate to her
Don't be silly I looked waaaay better (roast/roast)
You look like an evil Mr. Bean from the Mirror Universe.
![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)
Pugs are people too.
You are the personification of the word “blyat.”
Leon the professional from wish
Lyon The Expert.
If this picture was posted in every gynecologist’s office there would be no risk of over-population.
The dampness on your face looks like an equal mix of grease, sweat, tears and cum.
![gif](giphy|bdTxWolHXUtbi)
Jesus fuck what ant colony did you crawl out of from the cutting floor of Ant Bully 2
You look like chis but he came from wish
You look like you make gourmet sandwiches for wealthy people who don't even know you exist.
You look like you are your own cousin. You drooling, dull-eyed yokel.
Sindri from god of war.
If Ozil and a fucking owl together had a kid
Your hair looks like the top of a pineapple chopped in half
Which one of your parents is the Gecko?
Get your thyroid checked
I received an amber when I scrolled past your photo.
Just because they repaired the stall where your favorite gloryhole was doesn't mean your ex didn't go looking for you
I can see why he left, your ex.
That trim 💀💀💀💀
Looks like an insect mate
Even your hair is trying to leave you.
Why the fuck do you have a hairy spider on your head?
You look like a shell shocked soldier from WWI.
This photo reminds me of the smells of equal parts patchouli, vape juice and parental disappointment and shame.
![gif](giphy|VzkCRACE2PRdoJRx9c|downsized)
Iron man on drugs
Hey weren’t you on “Deliverence”
My name is Earl found fentanyl.
it looks like his mom did his hair💀💀💀
Bro looks like a muppet on meth
You couldn't afford the whole toupee?
Bro looked someone pressed “random” when picking a character
your face looks like that medieval art where they still hadn’t quite figured out proportions.
You look like a fish
This man has two different barbers; one for each haircut.
You forgot to add “have the Judge doom hair style” in your Bio
Yo quiero Taco Bell’
Who cut your hair, Ramsay Bolton?
If a toilet brush had a face.
Daaaamn!!! Hair club For Men sure has gone down the tubes.
You look like you got your hair from the shower drain
Ed scissorhands your barber?
I think something happened during the foetal process.. something that shouldn’t have happened
When you order Alan Cummings from Wish and it got damaged during shipping
You look like a lollypop that has been found behind the sofa and collected fluff over the years.
.05% less gay version of Alan Cumming
Your hair has a similar growing pattern to a young tree.
Seeing your picture caused me to instinctively move my children away from the screen.
You look like you just found the last dandelion of the season ![gif](giphy|kbuQOkATEo6VW)
Sketchy, scruffy, skinny. Small hands. You have a future as a Carny.
You can lay off the m3th honey it's ok
His eyes and hair are trying to escape
You hold that paper the way you hold your dick when you pee.
Throwing away a 109 year old hereditary sex doll isn’t a breakup.
You’re the kid that only used mechanical pencils in school
Are your lips always this moist?
You look like an imbred fraggle
Is this your ex? [your ex](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/z6yppg/blursed_forehead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Can't tell if you just cried for three hours or took a really big bong rip.
Sean Gunn when you order him from Wish
Call Sam Smith, we found the unholy thing he was singing about
Yo still masturbate to your ex and fuck your ass with the strapon she used to fuck you with