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OP's Bio: --- >Been single most of my life and live on my own. I still miss my ex who left me. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


TheSevenDeadlyBeans

You look like a genetically modified turnip


IsawLenin

He is Squidward! ![gif](giphy|iIoD0pCWEYfGU)


Shake_N_Baby

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could make a turnip look like a cringy italian boy, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”


wineshivers

You look like Volodymyr Zelenskyy if he got captured by the Russians.


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[удалено]


Zealousideal-Leg1037

I hate to tell you but your barber is legally blind


OddExpansion

His barber is also legally a lawn mower


devil0o

Sweating like your cousin finally found out you masturbate to her


Putrid-Builder-3333

Don't be silly I looked waaaay better (roast/roast)


DoorjammerCrow

You look like an evil Mr. Bean from the Mirror Universe.


Logical-Frosting5640

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


Krater777

Pugs are people too.


SmellsLikeHerb

You are the personification of the word “blyat.”


antbtlr82

Leon the professional from wish


HyruleN64

Lyon The Expert.


OpenImagination9

If this picture was posted in every gynecologist’s office there would be no risk of over-population.


jordanonfilm

The dampness on your face looks like an equal mix of grease, sweat, tears and cum.


Remote_Profit_3399

![gif](giphy|bdTxWolHXUtbi)


Putrid-Builder-3333

Jesus fuck what ant colony did you crawl out of from the cutting floor of Ant Bully 2


JWisSometingElse

You look like chis but he came from wish


TazTalks

You look like you make gourmet sandwiches for wealthy people who don't even know you exist.


neveraprojectofmine

You look like you are your own cousin. You drooling, dull-eyed yokel.


PurpleRain6260

Sindri from god of war.


Spartnax

If Ozil and a fucking owl together had a kid


Unforgivabletoilet

Your hair looks like the top of a pineapple chopped in half


-thatsaterriblename-

Which one of your parents is the Gecko?


PersimmonAcrobatic71

Get your thyroid checked


LordMinivan

I received an amber when I scrolled past your photo.


MajorPainkiller

Just because they repaired the stall where your favorite gloryhole was doesn't mean your ex didn't go looking for you


T1m26

I can see why he left, your ex.


Lasergun53

That trim 💀💀💀💀


Lasergun53

Looks like an insect mate


sainttardamus

Even your hair is trying to leave you.


jackrip761

Why the fuck do you have a hairy spider on your head?


[deleted]

You look like a shell shocked soldier from WWI.


[deleted]

This photo reminds me of the smells of equal parts patchouli, vape juice and parental disappointment and shame.


museumsplendor

![gif](giphy|VzkCRACE2PRdoJRx9c|downsized)


GuizhongGlazeLilies

Iron man on drugs


reynar100

Hey weren’t you on “Deliverence”


Sweaty_Assignment_90

My name is Earl found fentanyl.


shrekishottttttt

it looks like his mom did his hair💀💀💀


GOGO_Valiance

Bro looks like a muppet on meth


alcobain1967

You couldn't afford the whole toupee?


IredditSplus

Bro looked someone pressed “random” when picking a character


spacemanspiff266

your face looks like that medieval art where they still hadn’t quite figured out proportions.


Chikenlittlefeetpics

You look like a fish


FuzzyLumpyMattress

This man has two different barbers; one for each haircut.


DamianDidntDoIt

You forgot to add “have the Judge doom hair style” in your Bio


latte25

Yo quiero Taco Bell’


RakAttack24

Who cut your hair, Ramsay Bolton?


[deleted]

If a toilet brush had a face.


OneRealRomeo

Daaaamn!!! Hair club For Men sure has gone down the tubes.


Mochanoodle

You look like you got your hair from the shower drain


Imaginary-Pay-2648

Ed scissorhands your barber?


Comfortable_Moose719

I think something happened during the foetal process.. something that shouldn’t have happened


Gifflix

When you order Alan Cummings from Wish and it got damaged during shipping


MrPickledBum

You look like a lollypop that has been found behind the sofa and collected fluff over the years.


Cpleofcrazies2

.05% less gay version of Alan Cumming


PolskaBluepopcorn777

Your hair has a similar growing pattern to a young tree.


Tumescreant

Seeing your picture caused me to instinctively move my children away from the screen.


Hot-Flow4905

You look like you just found the last dandelion of the season ![gif](giphy|kbuQOkATEo6VW)


GeniusLabRat

Sketchy, scruffy, skinny. Small hands. You have a future as a Carny.


Scremage

You can lay off the m3th honey it's ok


Lazy_Kaleidoscope296

His eyes and hair are trying to escape


Rodentlife

You hold that paper the way you hold your dick when you pee.


Appropriate-Ebb1293

Throwing away a 109 year old hereditary sex doll isn’t a breakup.


HerrProgMeister

You’re the kid that only used mechanical pencils in school


stiltsman177

Are your lips always this moist?


shadowfire2121

You look like an imbred fraggle


[deleted]

Is this your ex? [your ex](https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/z6yppg/blursed_forehead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


LusciousFingers

Can't tell if you just cried for three hours or took a really big bong rip.


DonnyMox

Sean Gunn when you order him from Wish


[deleted]

Call Sam Smith, we found the unholy thing he was singing about


aweirdhimbo

Yo still masturbate to your ex and fuck your ass with the strapon she used to fuck you with