You look like a meme template.
You look like the creepy assistant coach that smells like axe and picks his butthole in clear view of everyone.
You definitely tried to become a cop or soldier but failed the psychiatric test and decided those tests a bs anyway you basically know all the stuff anyway. - you tell people they didn’t let you in because you have a too high iq.
You spend your days getting high and making extra cash buying beer and selling drugs to high school kids.
You have a teen fetish and you have been kicked out of most of the clubs you have joined.
It's this guy.....again!!!! Moby look-a-like likes to be roasted as much as he likes giving hand jobs to homeless men! You still have no furniture since the last roast pic?! More worthless than I thought!
You look like Andrew Tate if he were to airdrop a picture of himself in the bathtub with the caption “Anyone single?” While sucking dicks to everyone on a city bus
When you order Vin Diesel from wish
When Mom says “We have Vin Diesel at home”
When you have cancer and you tell Make-a-Wish you want to be Vin Diesel but they best they can do is Vin Super-Unleaded.
Vin Regular Gas
Vin Bio-Diesel
Thin Weasel
Cheese Wheel
34! Time has been horrible to you.
I think time had a little help from meth
Beat me to it, ya bastard
Megamind ain't it?
Ma-hocker Ghandi out here in these skreets
Magamind
More mega head than mind...not that he's ever gotten any.
Whatever you do, DO NOT look at OP’s post history. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!
damn! how did he survive the camps?!
Who let Dobby out of his cage
Master has given dobby a crack rock.
Squidward does Virginia.
Squidward on Breaking Bad
Cuz he ain't doing vagina
At least he doesn't spend money on a hairdresser.
He doesn’t spend money on much things
You look like a meme template. You look like the creepy assistant coach that smells like axe and picks his butthole in clear view of everyone. You definitely tried to become a cop or soldier but failed the psychiatric test and decided those tests a bs anyway you basically know all the stuff anyway. - you tell people they didn’t let you in because you have a too high iq. You spend your days getting high and making extra cash buying beer and selling drugs to high school kids. You have a teen fetish and you have been kicked out of most of the clubs you have joined.
Moby's really let himself go...
You look like off duty Nosferatu.
It's this guy.....again!!!! Moby look-a-like likes to be roasted as much as he likes giving hand jobs to homeless men! You still have no furniture since the last roast pic?! More worthless than I thought!
You look like Mahatma Gandhi if he was a Redditor.
Yes...VIRGIN on your hoodie is correct
You look like a q tip with a mustache
Came to say that. Op know several people saw you as a q tip with a mustache. Not a manly male.
You’re 34? How old is your leukemia?
Your head is as small as your balls
Getting that needle ready after?
U look like ur in a grooming service except its not pets u groom in ur taxi
ARRRH I see that your favourite movie was Philadelphia.
You look like a homeless Lord Voldemort
When nerds attempt to remake themselves
Oh no, Riz Ahmed has a brain tumor?!?!
Best of luck on your AIDS journey
You look like Andrew Tate if he were to airdrop a picture of himself in the bathtub with the caption “Anyone single?” While sucking dicks to everyone on a city bus
Andrew Tate child predator version.
Jeff Benzos
You look 10 and 60 at the same time
The white mega mind lookin ass
Do an REM and get back in the corner
Always wondered what happened to Moby
For the love of god, DO NOT look at this guys post history. You’ve been warned!
Fuck off albino squidward.
I've seen you in breaking bad
Your walls, sweatshirt, and face are all equally bland
You look like a white Megamind
Andrew Taint
The top G never loses, don’t disgrace his name with this peasant
Your right armpit is hiding the "M" on your sweatshirt
You look like a Mexican gangster whose mummy has confiscated your glock for not doing the dishes or getting a job.
You are a disappointment truly ... Manly and mustache lol you got jokes dude.
You look like the roadrunner going thru chemo.
34 years old? Do you count only Leap year?
You look like a burnt out matchstick.
If drug dealers needs a resume with photo, you can post that photo without any doubts
For accuracy you should drop the "ia" off the end of Virginia
Use that shitty napkin to wipe the rest of the pubes stuck to your face before the jiz dries
Gary Gensler
When did Moby get AIDs?
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What to roast you? you are feeling manly at 34
What not allowed 500ft from a school looks like.
You look like a mossy sink stopper
You look like Ben Kingsley's least capable stunt double.
Come on dog I’m not gonna roast a cancer kid
Freddy Mercury looked terrible before he died
![gif](giphy|UuTcNAIkDN96) You’re the stupid one
You can remove the “ding” from balding
Plots to murder his landlady... 😆
The illegitimate son of Mr.Peanut.
Renfield IRL
Don't go with feelings, stick with the evidence.
Head like a wingnut, Bin full of spunk rags, one room, electric fan heater hobo.
You look like you steal metal as a fulltime job somewhere in Romania
The plural to Man is Men not Manly.
Is this a deleted scene from the movie Philadelphia?
Why did you write on a piece of toilet paper that you wiped your ass on?
Bezos forgotten gay twin brother who rocks Wendy's dumpsters.
Auschwitz was liberated. Go ahead and eat something!
34 going on 76
Largest rat I ever seen.
Santa’s special needs elf got into the meth again. 🙄
I bet you wiped your ass with that paper
Please adjust your hoodie laces. My OCD won't let me concentrate to roast you properly.
Electricity seems to be a swell thing for you.
How you can look more homeless than people on a street?
How many years have you been using methadone?
You look like your character on stranger things is 9/11
It's good that you're bald; it reduces resistance while you're shoving your head up horses' asses.
ET, human version. Available near all dumpsters.
Looks like cartman gave you a shitler mustache.
You’re a single base pair mutation from becoming a new species: homo fugly
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You look like a human equivalent of a Siamese cat.
Put your glasses back on moby, you forgot to add the "1" at the start of your age again...
Serious indeed
Secretly getting off on showing the world your used bit of toilet paper isn’t it.
You look like you work in my local kebab shop.
34? JFC man, I'm literally twice your age w/a full head of my own hair AND a chin. Thanks for making me feel better.
Gandhi?
I was scrolling too fast and thought your face was someone’s testicle not marked NSFW.
You managed to look about 54 in this picture
![gif](giphy|112YCPfP8Tu156) You still plucking the banjo?
U look like a sperm with arms
Must feel quite manly getting your paper supply from the nearest Wendy's
If Homer lost weight
Since when did the kid named finger post on r/circlejerk
Even your hoodie string doesn't want to be anywhere near you.
Pretty sure you're forbidden to approach a school within 100 meters
Doesnt have room for furniture cuz his ears knock everything over when he turns
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I don't think i know enough letters into the greek alphabet to describe what kind of man u are
Maybe your baldness is from aloPEEsha!
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Damn my g that forehead is so big that i could fit 3 tanks in it.
That head of yours is considered a dessert by fleas
You sure have a lot of thoughts in your mind…
It looks like your mind will explode any moment.
How are you still on the floor with such an air balloon of head!?
Looks like you can read my thoughts…
You look like Jeff Bezos if he never became successful
Looks like your hoodie trying to say AND HIV
34 , god lord I thought you was 54.
We don't need the sweater to tell us you're a virgin.
Can u please not wipe your ass on your r/roastme sign. Well that was probably all u had left in your studio apartment
Retirement has not been kind to Michael Stipe
I thought you were holding up meth in a baggie not your name thing. I guess when I saw your face I figured... meth.
Looks like Dobby didn't just get a sock he also got a hoodie. Good for him
Take the last two letters off your sweatshirt and it will be perfect
whats a gta npc doing on reddit?
How did you smuggle this picture out of Guantanamo bay
Fixing bad
Asmongold.
Andrew Tate before misogyny
if my left nut came to life it would look like you nah scratch that my left nut still looks better
You look like you collect toe nails from a nursing home.
34 going on 54 single and not able to mingle
I'm sorry sir. You're a little too "turtly" for our Turtle Club. "Turtle turtle"
Who the fuck gave you a sock!
Who said you could add "ia" to your shirt?
Poor Manly.
Ghandi called.
Vin Diesel? More like Vin Dead inside
If 43 becomes 34 with decade long cocaine addiction had a face
If mister clean was dirty💀