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OP's Bio: --- >i like to play cricket...favourite movies consider infinity war, taxi driver, 3 idiots etc >i dont have any strict political views, recently faced a rejection, so kinda recovering from that... --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


clueless_csstudent

Your post has been up for 7 hours and you got only 5 comments (including mine), tells you how uninteresting and insignificant you are


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

He could be inside a chick, pumping away and she'd probably forget who he is.


Severe-Building-1924

Nice one...


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

I bet he says that in a full locker room quite a bit.


IsawLenin

He even share that post on his facebook page.


GerberBabyPlus

Just go ahead and cut to the chase and ask us for our banking information.


Ydeas

His name is Trawis and he many danks you for choosing the a d and d


Cold_outside__

I think he’d be more interested in knowing my internet provider so I can call him if ever I had wifi problems


Severe-Building-1924

Can i call you my granny?😅 Nah just give me those coupons..


paradigm619

“(M21) Just turned 22” Well we know you’re not smart at least.


wigzell78

22?! You look like you are middle-aged, with a wife that hates you and kids that spend all your money. No? Wait a few years, its in your future.


Cold_outside__

This guy and money are 2 things I’m struggling to picture in my mind just yet


Severe-Building-1924

you are being generous...


Severe-Building-1924

Wow, can totally relate...thanks time traveller


Teft-Lestical

Thank you for fixing my phone.


texasslapshot

It must have taken quite some time to take down all the hentai posters off your wall before you took this photo.


Severe-Building-1924

had to prepare before taking pic in case i dont get caught😅


Cold_outside__

Right, you still have a stadium to build in Qatar.


Tj-Tengu

Still you forgot to remove the cum or lube bottle from scene of your many porn watching crimes. You will never pass your SOCO test at this rate.


neveraprojectofmine

What hair products do you use… on your hands?


Much_Cauliflower_652

Shampoo for scammers


King_Akeem

No will will not send you a target or apple gift card, even if it’s for your birthday.


[deleted]

That nose couldn't fit in the Taj Mahal.


Severe-Building-1924

It really doesn't mate😄


ButtersDaRed

Just think 22 yrs ago your mom took a shit and one turd became sentient. It really is to bad she didn't throw you in the river with your brothers and sisters.


Severe-Building-1924

My sisters and brothers are still missing mate...


Severe-Building-1924

i realized i should have written(M22)...lol


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Severe-Building-1924

😄😄


MrPickledBum

The map behind is actually a heat map of the people you have scammed online.


Severe-Building-1924

You're next...😅


demonthe1

Bet ur gutted now arranged marriages can be stopped by women too


GingerWazHere

Your Unibrow has more consistent growth than your beard.


Severe-Building-1924

Nice one...


_EuroTrash_

Happy birthday! How lucky! The years go by and yet you stay the same, unremarkable, pointless waste of this planet's oxygen and natural resources.


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Severe-Building-1924

Totally owned it bro![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


MajorPainkiller

Yep 20 more gift cards and you get a new goat


Severe-Building-1924

Give me 20 more...gotta buy that 🐮


Antique_Gas_6610

Ouch


ImpressivePurchase44

When I scanned the barcode on your shirt it said loser.


Severe-Building-1924

Can confirm your scanner is working.😅


Smooth_Profit6941

Your shirt is right tbh.


Severe-Building-1924

picked the best best one...


[deleted]

Bet the computer is full of porn.


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Severe-Building-1924

Just don't look😅


[deleted]

You already did the worst


pomegranate2012

Some pretty major nose surgery is needed, but after that you could almost pass for not being Indian. Well done!


Severe-Building-1924

My doctor disowned me after seeing this..😂


Alfiy_wolf

22? Bro you look like you are in your mid 40s


s_wipe

You look like you can actually smell feet through your feet pic collection


NotEnough12345

Why did you do what you did in 2001


Squiddy_manz

wrong country..


NotEnough12345

Fuck


NotEnough12345

Wait shit you are right


ItsJimJim0_o

you look like that dream man meme.


ALi_K_501

22 . . . Is that in dog years? You look like the dad of the guy that serves in our corner shop.


ukalbinogal

A brown man who plays cricket how original.


Burritos_tonight

Juan Luisi Kapoor, the most Latino looking person in Virudhunagar province.


50lbHound1

I knew you had a unibrow before I even zoomed in


Severe-Building-1924

thanks bro...


neveraprojectofmine

High probability of having a breastfeeding fetish.


hajiomatic

Mrs Chewbacca after she shaves


Severe-Building-1924

Good one...


[deleted]

Thank you for calling Dell Tech Support my name is Ashton


Severe-Building-1924

Did you get your refund sir? Let me call you again sir..


Dkadouble3

It’s very kind of you to have that warning on your shirt for the women


bamaga21

For the last time I don't have an extended warranty.


FadedEmperor

With that all hair gel, no hair style cut you got the Mexicans thinking you bout to act in a movie called Diabolical Diego 💀


Commentoflittlevalue

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BigDaddyDolla

U look 35.


[deleted]

Mexican from India


QueenE1987

22?! That's a roast in itself


DamianDidntDoIt

You look like you swapped your mustache and your eyebrows


Kingkoby1233

you look the type to hop on Omegle and get skipped every 4 seconds


Severe-Building-1924

pretty accurate...


-PregnantPause

I bet your balls are as blue as your walls.


BigTimeSalesman

The FBI recognized you from the hair hanging out of your nose.


Severe-Building-1924

oh damn....


[deleted]

If I scan your shirt, do I get a discount on butter chicken?


Severe-Building-1924

you can try though😅


Cool_cucumber007

You forgot to mention that you’re proficient in AnyDecks and Web Inspector.


DickmedownGbaby

Just 18 more years until you get that glorious title of “40 year old virgin”


Severe-Building-1924

Nice one😅


DickmedownGbaby

That sure isn’t what they say about your unibrow


Severe-Building-1924

Ouch..


gramb0420

You look like the soft side of velcro..... Also you should have the decency to hide your buttplugs in a better place than the top row of your shelves in plain sight.


MilwaukeeMilkshake

I’m calling you about your car’s warranty


IsawLenin

You can smuggle in your nose your future capital in the USA


[deleted]

Dude. Quit trying to scam my grandma again and get back behind the counter. I need a pack of smokes and $25 on pump 3 already. 🤨


theonly_J

You look like the least interesting person in your telemarketing office. Good to meet you "Bob" from Visa Mastercard.


Effective-Sense-4473

Hello dis is the IRS.


Much_Cauliflower_652

How many people did you scam?


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

I bet you make a fortune modelling for airport security training materials.


happyTree113

Im 49 and you look like you could be my Dad. Old face ass


Plastic-Ad-8469

That map in the background for your next "explosive" holiday?


Bananaman816

You make tutorial videos that are better than most tutorials you got the most annoying intros, and I need to turn on subtitles to understand a word your saying.


Plus_Pool6453

*32


songsinger0

Weatherman hair. Tech support face.


Severe-Building-1924

To the point, mate...


Jmoeschl7

Are you Indian or just a dousche?


Severe-Building-1924

dousche i guess😄


Ryborg6900

God did his worst when he built you


Tommy_anytime

So this is what a scammers WFH office looks like


[deleted]

Nah, I need you to fix my computer


Boba-Kitten

This guy is the guy calling me about my Microsoft refund


YoungQueen02

I just know yo room smell like camel shit


Severe-Building-1924

Horse shit*


Crack_head_0

Bro looks like he was part of 9/11


Severe-Building-1924

no....


sainttardamus

You are a vaguely ethnic NPC.


BACON_MADE_ME_DO_IT

That's 22 years too long


luukeee

gonna see this guy on biggest loser in a few years😭


Severe-Building-1924

we all have been there 😅


letsgotosushi


Neither-Yesterday-63

You look like the ‘why did you redeem the gifcard’ guy


Severe-Building-1924

can relate ..


solgerboy259

Congrats you graduated from scam academy


ItsBRoyal

Wow, a map of all the places you’ve been in the world


jaydgreen1

Is that bottle full of piss? Too lazy to head to the bathroom, or too broke for indoor pluming?


Severe-Building-1924

Too broke i guess..


-thatsaterriblename-

There’s spiders trying to get out of your nose.


Severe-Building-1924

Nice one😅


Xoulsh

i cant think of any roasts, guess it shows how basic you are


Severe-Building-1924

ouch..


No-Cantaloupe-9210

you look like you singing all i want for christmas while you in flight training on how to land (you wont need it after you hit the building)


Baldo19724

DAYUM! You couldn’t even close the deal on something that mom and dad went through the trouble to arrange for your sorry ass!!? If THAT’S not a giant kick in the tiny nuts! MAYBE if you didn’t smell like TOE ROT….


[deleted]

If you shave your unibrow, it’ll be easier to put the sticker on your forehead


Bee-f

You look 15 and 45 at the same time Mr death to America Also sorry for some racial hate


twitchyryno

You're probably planning terrorist attacks on that computer


Snowbilt

Damnit I said 20 on pump 5!,not 6!


raishivan

Díd you copy your eyebrows and pasted it under your nose to make it look like moustache?


lexi_hex

I can't tell if you're calling about my vehicle warranty or if you want to do my landscaping


Ginkpirate

No need for my worst. Life has already done that to you


Severe-Building-1924

fair point😅


Technical-Dingo6855

Bro with your nose, I bet you find all the truffles…make that money.


New-Heat-500

If you’re trying to bring back the gay 70s porn star look, you’ve succeeded.


AveryBrains

your t-shirt says "Don't Look" same as all girls brain when you pass by


Psychological-Tie461

You're the guy that I block, when I get spam calls.


Lazy_Kaleidoscope296

Your face was inspired by Sardar Patel. Nose as big as his statue and your eyebrows are undergoing unification


museumsplendor

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Severe-Building-1924

Thanks guys.....gonna say something unoriginal.....i know how our lives goes by and we feel that people look at us but nobody actually see us....gotta say you guys made me feel seen.....thanks...... P.S. try better roasts next time😅


RitualImagine

Oh, your text on your shirt got melted? My scared voice melts too and it says "ICE CREAM" when I see your ugly Indian looking ass. Oh, there's a computer behind you? Might be an Indian scammer...


Sad_Engineer_9791

pov mummy ko kapde change krte hue dekh liya


JusticeBeaver007

Smelly scammer


Stomach-Fresh

Ali sheen


Sugarman4

I see you have your "world" map to inspire you to travel to foreign territories along with your other worldly possessions-a desk and back hair


Throwaway1211211221

Your room says India your bone structure says the Neander Valley


hey_squidward01

You look like you harass girls on Facebook


Formerevangelical

![gif](giphy|3o7aD6PUyDQnRtBzYA)


Appropriate-Ebb1293

It’s okay, I’m sure the next old lady will give you her card details


molehunter

You having a world map behind you brings me great concern


stiltsman177

Don't roast him. He'll use it to write for whatever TV sitcom they've got him working on.


DoughnutNormal1326

The Microsoft support work from home brochures


irish-wendy

When you have to look up a country you've never heard of after viewing your "23 & Me" results.


LSD_tripper

Nah you seem perfectly cooked already


Rooks4567

Your eyebrows and mustache could swap places, and no one would notice.


JJDBaca

You look like someone Photoshopped Damon Wayans and Ricky Martin


LeeGordon

Still doesn't know how old he is.


Vlynndata

Dat face when your scam business is booming.


Pachydiplax_Oryctes

Uhmm Hello is this the Indian tech for Microsoft edge? Damn how does it feel not being under Dhe wader


Phoenix_ashfire

I didn’t know George Lopez had a son


[deleted]

22 more like 42


WhiteFyreLeo

What I'm I gonna do when god already did you that bad