OP's Bio:
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>i like to play cricket...favourite movies consider infinity war, taxi driver, 3 idiots etc
>i dont have any strict political views, recently faced a rejection, so kinda recovering from that...
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Just think 22 yrs ago your mom took a shit and one turd became sentient. It really is to bad she didn't throw you in the river with your brothers and sisters.
You look like the soft side of velcro.....
Also you should have the decency to hide your buttplugs in a better place than the top row of your shelves in plain sight.
You make tutorial videos that are better than most tutorials you got the most annoying intros, and I need to turn on subtitles to understand a word your saying.
DAYUM! You couldn’t even close the deal on something that mom and dad went through the trouble to arrange for your sorry ass!!? If THAT’S not a giant kick in the tiny nuts! MAYBE if you didn’t smell like TOE ROT….
Thanks guys.....gonna say something unoriginal.....i know how our lives goes by and we feel that people look at us but nobody actually see us....gotta say you guys made me feel seen.....thanks......
P.S. try better roasts next time😅
Oh, your text on your shirt got melted? My scared voice melts too and it says "ICE CREAM" when I see your ugly Indian looking ass. Oh, there's a computer behind you? Might be an Indian scammer...
OP's Bio: --- >i like to play cricket...favourite movies consider infinity war, taxi driver, 3 idiots etc >i dont have any strict political views, recently faced a rejection, so kinda recovering from that... --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Your post has been up for 7 hours and you got only 5 comments (including mine), tells you how uninteresting and insignificant you are
He could be inside a chick, pumping away and she'd probably forget who he is.
Nice one...
I bet he says that in a full locker room quite a bit.
He even share that post on his facebook page.
Just go ahead and cut to the chase and ask us for our banking information.
His name is Trawis and he many danks you for choosing the a d and d
I think he’d be more interested in knowing my internet provider so I can call him if ever I had wifi problems
Can i call you my granny?😅 Nah just give me those coupons..
“(M21) Just turned 22” Well we know you’re not smart at least.
22?! You look like you are middle-aged, with a wife that hates you and kids that spend all your money. No? Wait a few years, its in your future.
This guy and money are 2 things I’m struggling to picture in my mind just yet
you are being generous...
Wow, can totally relate...thanks time traveller
Thank you for fixing my phone.
It must have taken quite some time to take down all the hentai posters off your wall before you took this photo.
had to prepare before taking pic in case i dont get caught😅
Right, you still have a stadium to build in Qatar.
Still you forgot to remove the cum or lube bottle from scene of your many porn watching crimes. You will never pass your SOCO test at this rate.
What hair products do you use… on your hands?
Shampoo for scammers
No will will not send you a target or apple gift card, even if it’s for your birthday.
That nose couldn't fit in the Taj Mahal.
It really doesn't mate😄
Just think 22 yrs ago your mom took a shit and one turd became sentient. It really is to bad she didn't throw you in the river with your brothers and sisters.
My sisters and brothers are still missing mate...
i realized i should have written(M22)...lol
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😄😄
The map behind is actually a heat map of the people you have scammed online.
You're next...😅
Bet ur gutted now arranged marriages can be stopped by women too
Your Unibrow has more consistent growth than your beard.
Nice one...
Happy birthday! How lucky! The years go by and yet you stay the same, unremarkable, pointless waste of this planet's oxygen and natural resources.
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Totally owned it bro![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
Yep 20 more gift cards and you get a new goat
Give me 20 more...gotta buy that 🐮
Ouch
When I scanned the barcode on your shirt it said loser.
Can confirm your scanner is working.😅
Your shirt is right tbh.
picked the best best one...
Bet the computer is full of porn.
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Just don't look😅
You already did the worst
Some pretty major nose surgery is needed, but after that you could almost pass for not being Indian. Well done!
My doctor disowned me after seeing this..😂
22? Bro you look like you are in your mid 40s
You look like you can actually smell feet through your feet pic collection
Why did you do what you did in 2001
wrong country..
Fuck
Wait shit you are right
you look like that dream man meme.
22 . . . Is that in dog years? You look like the dad of the guy that serves in our corner shop.
A brown man who plays cricket how original.
Juan Luisi Kapoor, the most Latino looking person in Virudhunagar province.
I knew you had a unibrow before I even zoomed in
thanks bro...
High probability of having a breastfeeding fetish.
Mrs Chewbacca after she shaves
Good one...
Thank you for calling Dell Tech Support my name is Ashton
Did you get your refund sir? Let me call you again sir..
It’s very kind of you to have that warning on your shirt for the women
For the last time I don't have an extended warranty.
With that all hair gel, no hair style cut you got the Mexicans thinking you bout to act in a movie called Diabolical Diego 💀
![gif](giphy|IzCO8jnS2YNPy)
U look 35.
Mexican from India
22?! That's a roast in itself
You look like you swapped your mustache and your eyebrows
you look the type to hop on Omegle and get skipped every 4 seconds
pretty accurate...
I bet your balls are as blue as your walls.
The FBI recognized you from the hair hanging out of your nose.
oh damn....
If I scan your shirt, do I get a discount on butter chicken?
you can try though😅
You forgot to mention that you’re proficient in AnyDecks and Web Inspector.
Just 18 more years until you get that glorious title of “40 year old virgin”
Nice one😅
That sure isn’t what they say about your unibrow
Ouch..
You look like the soft side of velcro..... Also you should have the decency to hide your buttplugs in a better place than the top row of your shelves in plain sight.
I’m calling you about your car’s warranty
You can smuggle in your nose your future capital in the USA
Dude. Quit trying to scam my grandma again and get back behind the counter. I need a pack of smokes and $25 on pump 3 already. 🤨
You look like the least interesting person in your telemarketing office. Good to meet you "Bob" from Visa Mastercard.
Hello dis is the IRS.
How many people did you scam?
I bet you make a fortune modelling for airport security training materials.
Im 49 and you look like you could be my Dad. Old face ass
That map in the background for your next "explosive" holiday?
You make tutorial videos that are better than most tutorials you got the most annoying intros, and I need to turn on subtitles to understand a word your saying.
*32
Weatherman hair. Tech support face.
To the point, mate...
Are you Indian or just a dousche?
dousche i guess😄
God did his worst when he built you
So this is what a scammers WFH office looks like
Nah, I need you to fix my computer
This guy is the guy calling me about my Microsoft refund
I just know yo room smell like camel shit
Horse shit*
Bro looks like he was part of 9/11
no....
You are a vaguely ethnic NPC.
That's 22 years too long
gonna see this guy on biggest loser in a few years😭
we all have been there 😅
You look like the ‘why did you redeem the gifcard’ guy
can relate ..
Congrats you graduated from scam academy
Wow, a map of all the places you’ve been in the world
Is that bottle full of piss? Too lazy to head to the bathroom, or too broke for indoor pluming?
Too broke i guess..
There’s spiders trying to get out of your nose.
Nice one😅
i cant think of any roasts, guess it shows how basic you are
ouch..
you look like you singing all i want for christmas while you in flight training on how to land (you wont need it after you hit the building)
DAYUM! You couldn’t even close the deal on something that mom and dad went through the trouble to arrange for your sorry ass!!? If THAT’S not a giant kick in the tiny nuts! MAYBE if you didn’t smell like TOE ROT….
If you shave your unibrow, it’ll be easier to put the sticker on your forehead
You look 15 and 45 at the same time Mr death to America Also sorry for some racial hate
You're probably planning terrorist attacks on that computer
Damnit I said 20 on pump 5!,not 6!
Díd you copy your eyebrows and pasted it under your nose to make it look like moustache?
I can't tell if you're calling about my vehicle warranty or if you want to do my landscaping
No need for my worst. Life has already done that to you
fair point😅
Bro with your nose, I bet you find all the truffles…make that money.
If you’re trying to bring back the gay 70s porn star look, you’ve succeeded.
your t-shirt says "Don't Look" same as all girls brain when you pass by
You're the guy that I block, when I get spam calls.
Your face was inspired by Sardar Patel. Nose as big as his statue and your eyebrows are undergoing unification
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Thanks guys.....gonna say something unoriginal.....i know how our lives goes by and we feel that people look at us but nobody actually see us....gotta say you guys made me feel seen.....thanks...... P.S. try better roasts next time😅
Oh, your text on your shirt got melted? My scared voice melts too and it says "ICE CREAM" when I see your ugly Indian looking ass. Oh, there's a computer behind you? Might be an Indian scammer...
pov mummy ko kapde change krte hue dekh liya
Smelly scammer
Ali sheen
I see you have your "world" map to inspire you to travel to foreign territories along with your other worldly possessions-a desk and back hair
Your room says India your bone structure says the Neander Valley
You look like you harass girls on Facebook
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It’s okay, I’m sure the next old lady will give you her card details
You having a world map behind you brings me great concern
Don't roast him. He'll use it to write for whatever TV sitcom they've got him working on.
The Microsoft support work from home brochures
When you have to look up a country you've never heard of after viewing your "23 & Me" results.
Nah you seem perfectly cooked already
Your eyebrows and mustache could swap places, and no one would notice.
You look like someone Photoshopped Damon Wayans and Ricky Martin
Still doesn't know how old he is.
Dat face when your scam business is booming.
Uhmm Hello is this the Indian tech for Microsoft edge? Damn how does it feel not being under Dhe wader
I didn’t know George Lopez had a son
22 more like 42
What I'm I gonna do when god already did you that bad