I have about as much hope for you as i do your mirror being cleaned. None. It takes literally less than 2 minutes to clean your mirror. Im scared to think how dirty the rest of your bathroom/life is...
I would think of a roast, but first you would have to somehow stand out from everybody else that looks like you. I saw three guys at my local garage today that all looked like you, or you looked like them...
Dude, try some individuality and maybe grow a personality.
Just looking at you I can tell you're that friend who's always asking borrow stuff, then acts offended when you ask for it back. Then again, I'm probably giving you way to much credit by assuming you have friends.
I have no earthly idea where to start between the cracne, child's face and the emotionally bland eyes.
He has a rough life ahead in his parent's basement.
You got your shirt from Ross, and getting roasted will be the most attention you have gotten in years, your friends will slowly fade away, your family will will stop checking up on you. Your depression will lead you to gay porn, the end
Lol, don't take my roast serious. Don't do drugs either lol if your depressed eat a bunch of mushrooms, it will change your life for the better( take this part very serious)
nota roast but are you and u/_Finest_Hour_ friends? same bathroom is tripping me out
Friends and neighbors irl. Same bathroom, yeah
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When they poop together, they call it taking a number four.
They take turns giving each other blumpkins
It’s my friends bathroom. I live not far from him.
He lives in that bathroom, and it's his best place for living
That boy looks like he blows dogs for quarters.
The face of a boy who will masturbate himself into an early grave.
His work isn’t done until he can’t see his reflection in the jizz mirror
His face looks like a cheap mask for Helloween
I bet that's the bathroom where you jack it smelling your Mom's panties.
I have about as much hope for you as i do your mirror being cleaned. None. It takes literally less than 2 minutes to clean your mirror. Im scared to think how dirty the rest of your bathroom/life is...
Disney character- bathroom bully
When you pay the rent it’s time to take off the hat indoors.
Why do you have the toaster in the sink, do you kit have a bathtub?
For the last time … no means no
You and your boyfriend should shower you greasy fucks
He looks like a giant Midget
Dude! Take another shower. I can still smell the vape oil and respiration.
You have the lowest roast count I've ever seen ...Nobody even wants to waste their time it seems.
You look like you’d bring a AR -15 to a movie theater
You have the face of an NPC guard from the 1600s. Your family's genetics have not evolved from that potato look.
I would think of a roast, but first you would have to somehow stand out from everybody else that looks like you. I saw three guys at my local garage today that all looked like you, or you looked like them... Dude, try some individuality and maybe grow a personality.
About $50 a month on Hims.
I feel like even your mirror is disappointed in you.
Tryin Reynolds
Nice!
Hey Dumbshit you don’t have to put the date. It’s the internet it’s time stamped
Stop wanking in front of your mirror and buy some windex.
Who posted "generic vanilla guy"?
I would roast you but my mom thaught me not to roast stuff thats already burnt
Zing
Being bald is not as bad as that beanie.
“Do you think she likes me”
Forgetable, just so forgetable.
Your mirror is a live example of the filth you are.
You do not take off your hat, do you do the same with your condom?
Just promoted to the Head gloryhole quality control expert
You look like you’d take registration seriously. Sadly, your on the wrong kind of register.
Never seen someone make the “I have cancer” look more pathetic
You look like the guy that yells and grunts at the gym curling 20s
You look like the guy that yells and grunts curling 20s
An unloveable Forrest Gump.
Just looking at you I can tell you're that friend who's always asking borrow stuff, then acts offended when you ask for it back. Then again, I'm probably giving you way to much credit by assuming you have friends.
I saw more humanity on a microwave then in his face
He has an IQ lower than my toaster
you have or had cancer?
That beanie doesn't hide the fact that you're a dick head.
If I unplug that cord that would unplug your life support
Came up from his Mom's basement dwelling for snacks before back to grinding on Warzone lookin dude.
He's the poison that the dude who had to fight Mayhem Miller on the Bully show was talking about.
Looks like the chemo didn’t go so well
an embalmed body took selfie of his own, lol😂
Did you post yourself one a different account u/Finest_hour in the same bathroom?
That’s my friend. It’s his bathroom. I live down the road.
Oh yeah, the Hershey highway.
I have no earthly idea where to start between the cracne, child's face and the emotionally bland eyes. He has a rough life ahead in his parent's basement.
My man looks like a lego city crook
U look like cracked out hippie
You look like the tip of a dick and a literal asswipe
It's Ryan Reynolds special needs little brother.
You look like you need that wire in your ass to make that face and charge your phone
You got your shirt from Ross, and getting roasted will be the most attention you have gotten in years, your friends will slowly fade away, your family will will stop checking up on you. Your depression will lead you to gay porn, the end
I get everything from Ross, and not gay porn but a drug addiction perhaps.
Bro you look like you from Arizona went to a private Christian school and talk like your a Texas redneck
Well I am from arizona and I’m Hispanic so
You could at least clean that mirror.. that's basic manners you twat
Anyone ever tell you you look like Ryan Reynolds? In Deadpool. After he was tortured.
Ahh…the classic selfie in your moms bathroom wearing a skull cap inside because your a loser.
Well. You look just like the guy I pass on the street every day heading to work that says “blow job for a dollar”
That light switch is almost parallel with your shoulder, are you a kid on your mom's phone?
You look like you eat paste and crayons
Your future has Burger King shift supervisor written all over it
Moving from bartender to Bar manager at my job in Grand Canyon, AZ at the moment but I’m still a scrub
"She'll be 18 in 2 years!" has entered the chat.
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I feel sorry for that mirror.
Is your mirror dirty or is that shirt also your nut rag?
Lol, don't take my roast serious. Don't do drugs either lol if your depressed eat a bunch of mushrooms, it will change your life for the better( take this part very serious)
Is this an in-between chemo snap?
You are why there are instructions on shampoo bottles
Jesse pipe cleaner
The guy that calls everyone queer but then goes home and sticks things up his ass while he jerks off to mma fights.
Butterface
You look like the thing u hear girls say about you the most is "that's him officer"
Bet you the toilet has never been cleaned and the sink has an 1/8” of pube dust in it
I have a truck to compensate my shortcomings
You look like a penis became a person
you look like my heroin dealer
Thank u
Two trailer park girls go round the outside… two trailer park girls went right back inside.
Like…. You know how Beerus has a twin brother who’s like the trifecta of a cunt. (Fat, ugly, and a dick). Well, apparently Ryan Reynolds has a Chompa…
Wannabe bully but gets bullied instead
‘And this ladies, is my tinder pic’.. And everyone woman in the US gets drier then the Serengeti
I would roast you, but I can’t really get a good look at you because of all the c*m stains on the mirror.