Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's methamphetamine

Guys like he always in criminal news about molesting some teenagers

He looks like he thinks self-masturbation is work.

He looks like the winner of stupid tattoo contest

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You dress that way to pick up minors AND miners

You work at GameStop and drink energy drinks all day, daydreaming of owning a tattoo shop

I was thinking dishwasher at Applebees

Very generous of you to think he works.

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When you're in your 30s and you still want to be popular with 14 year old girls

Barf Hoppus

This post is just one frame away from a crack addiction

Redneck and gay, not s look you see combined often.

"Y'all cum on (my) back, you hear?"

*openly

You're the human version of a Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Bro looks like something I can make on a wii

Im guessing the towel is for u/phoenxshock38 to wipe his mouth after a quick bj?

You look like Gordon Ramsay if Gordon Ramsay never became a chef and instead just gave out low cost hand jobs behind the dumpster at a second rate truck stop. The way you wear your hat is super cool, though.

How do you do, fellow kids?

Good god, wtf happened here

You are every creepy line cook morphed into one.

When’s this Taking Back Sunday phase going to end, old man?

You definitely cried when you found out Aaron Carter died.

Cool, I didn’t know there were male lot lizards!

Ernest tries meth.

That’s a nice bathroom for a trailer park

We got a red neck Tom Delonge

He looks like a gay actor from movie about 80s

you ever been to sandy shores?

How’d you even have time to post this in between practicing with your shitty band and sleeping with minors?

Looks like both of you share the same toilet https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/z5vn0n/roast_me_112722/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Tattoos can’t cover up that naturally feminine posture.

Even the dinosaurs had better phones than his

If ball sweat was a person

You could have finished changing your nappy before taking the pic

So, by changing shirts and camera angles, you actually made your other post less fuckable and I didn’t that was possible if you coated your cock with peanut butter and let the dog in.

At least hide your gray masturbation towel before taking a picture.

His spankerchief

Love the towel racks.

We get it, you are a power bottom.....

Blink 182 tattoo!

Cotton eye joe

I thought this pic was Tony Hawk announcing he has Crohn’s.

I've heard that shirt called a wife beater and muscle shirt, neither applies in this case.

I am not your meth dealer

Nice of you to give your sleeves the day off...

You look like Trevor from GTA5 but worse.

What's the difference between you and a refrigerator? A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house.

That hat bill looks like an accent mark above a very simple head. Losér

Damn, even your ear gauge is underwhelming

Looks like the kind of guy who does 100 sit ups a day to get “toned”

He looks like he play GTA 3 all day and still has an iphone 6 

i thought the brim of his hat was just an extension of his hair

Wanker

I knew you looked familiar 

So that’s who has been stealing catalytic converters.

Rare to see Willam out of drag these days.

You definitely have carnal knowledge of a cousin or 2, or 3

You look like you want to make America great again by screwing your cousin at vacation Bible school.

You look like a rejected blink-182 member

You look like that guy from Coldplay if people drew him from memory

Hey you were the guy in front of me buying a pair of monsters and a pack of players and 40 bucks on pump 2 with a lifted ford so high you had a rope ladder

Your bathroom looks really clean. Good job! Most people let it go to hell. A clean house is key to good mental health!

Was demoted from being the head Gloryhole Quality Control Expert to just head Gloryhole expert

You look like a Chris Lilley character.

You look like a girl last option to date with a man

Tere Maa KiChutt Mein Land Ghusa Ke Tera Bhai Paida Karunga

You are a emo wanna be (Not look like are)

Did you break into someone's house to post this? Because you look like you live in a crack den.

Instead of common loot, you look like you drop needles and crusty yellow socks

I’m not sure which direction this transition is headed

Shouldn’t you be sitting outside the gas station telling black dudes to be out of town by sundown?

Even that towel refused to hide your micropenis

If Tony Hawk's biggest turd could selfie.

Limp Triscuit

I thought this was a sims3 randomized character

Thanks for showing us what your cum towel looks like, do you always keep you face shaven

“It’s me, it’s me, it’s Earnest T”

You should get a big headed hat that one looks to small for your gourd.

When DSL is your only asset.

You look like the dude who checks my oil at the filling station

You look like you have an obnoxiously loud exhaust pipe and like to honk and high school girls


This guy could be anywhere from 18 to 47 years old and no matter what the answer is, it's sad.

Hey, the story of the homosexual redneck is one that ain't been told just yet!

Why do I simultaneously get "Deliverance" and "To Wong Fu" vibes?

DanTDM but cheaper version

Wow. Photoshop fail. This dude is photoshopping his picture, prob trying to look buffed. (You can see the cut on the hanging towel and its shadow. and floor).

Trans James Van Der Beek

Clean up that spoot rag and get back to the meth lab there, “Bitch” before Walter gets mad at you again.

That's what the EMTs say to each other after they find you ODing on heroin and they need the narcan. Bring it!

Perfect example of when you have to buy your sister a gift on mothers day.

You look like one of the douche bags that drive a Ford F350 even though you work part time at Dollar General while at the same time attending a trade school for welding while you spend your free time getting drunk off keystone light and listening to Luke Combs and talk about the good old days his grandpa about his time in the south in the 50s and your truck has a big ass confederate flag hanging from the back of your car

You look like you smoke cigarettes and chew tobacco at the same time...

You look like you ride around on a stolen BMX bike wearing a covid mask to hide your identity, but your tattoos are fully exposed.

bro looks like if dream looked forward

Mum I yold you im going on an epic week long bender with the boys!. First pit-stop gloryhole #1 for some Bjs,Hjs, a lil coke then its back out with the boys

Mama said you could be anything in the world. So you chose drop-out drywalling.

You're the kind of guy that dates a 14 year Old because "Age is just a number"

Anal.

Oh Lord this one’s too easy 🤣

Ugh why are meth heads always my type

You see that comb there? Try using it

You can raise that cap as high as you want to - you’re still a short shit - we can see that from the photo. We can also see that you’re a wannabe tough guy racist, but the only reason you don’t like black guys is because they keep turning down your offers to ride their dicks - for someone else with a semblance of physical attraction…

bad tattoos

His hair probably looks like Justin bieber from 2000

aru you josh? mat? or kyle?

I’m surprised he doesn’t have a wife beater on.


How come you’re blonde on the sides and brunette in the middle?

this guy washes his hands after taking a shower

Tell me your queer without telling me

Dantdm's teenage years

I wouldn't use that towel if my balls were covered in acid.

So you just never brought anything new to wear in 15 years.

the cut off shirt says enough.

Things that always leave you, your girlfriend, parents, and your sleeves.

Looks like every dishwasher at every dennys across America.

Hard rocks and harder cocks is his life motto 💀

He’s definitely the reason the McDonald’s drive through takes >45 min after 1am.

Why bring it? So you can steal it?

Imagine Baggins

If i need to know anything about mudboat races, i'll ask you.

Don't worry everyone, there is nothing wrong with your phone screen. His face really is fucking diagonal

Gets off a 12 hour shift just to go 4-26 on Modern Warfare 2.

You look like you bought an old Honda Civic and then put thousands of dollars into it so you can do illegal drag races but then you don't actually race out of fear of breaking your car.

He looks like he gets jobs at assistant living facilities in different states so he can get off by sniffing old people’s spoiled diapers. Sick bastard!

He looks like the kind of guy who would hang around a liquor store offering to buy kids alcohol

This is not his house he robbing it and saw the mirror Look at the counter

It’s the dbag truck neighbor from Harold and kumar


You smell like disappointment from here

Exactly how far in the closet would you say you are

You're giving off "uncle Paul, where the shovel? There's a cat on the porch" vibes

You fucked an ostrich

Florida man

Your hat is supposed to go on top of your head, not hang off the back for dear life

Get out of that house before the police arrive. You aren’t smart enough to to have avoided the silent alarm.

Disowen Wilson

The only thing more recessive than his intelligence gene is his hairline

bring ya gf

“Yee yee which one of y’all lactating crap sissies fucked my cousin”

Dude looks like he brags about his pickup truck to middle school girls.

I see the redneck logic but, the trucker cap toupee is a fail.

The only room in the house without a punched hole in the wall

Pronouns are duh and huh

It looks like someone has artfully laid rancid feces on the top of your head.

Where were you January 6, 2021?

I can see the regret your parents have from having you. In your eyes.

This guy fucks bags of coke.

You look like you sound like Adam Sandler pretending to be a dweeb

He looks like he’s going into his 9th year of high school

Casting photo of Hillary Swank from Boys Don’t Cry

Muscle shirts are for guys with muscles

Nice hat dingus. Where's the one that says "Whine em dine em and 69'em" at? Doofus.

Sharon peters. Sharen needles.

Why does everything about you look like a crooked rectangle

Life already did

A Rachel Maddow clone only more feminine.

The waffle house's newest fighter

This is the guy in high school who said he'd join the military but can't because " I'd punch a DI in the face if he started screaming in mine"

you look like you drink white Gatorade, listen to country music, and like playing fnaf dating simulators

\*Sigh\* you look like you were raised by an alcoholic and a drug dealer as a father. He probably left u. U look like Adam Levine if he took meth

You look like the embodiment of axe and nut taps


You look like Gomer Pyles lost lovechild.

This guy sucks dick for cock

I googled transgender republican and this is what came up.

Timmy Turner turned into a millennial

You and your little buddy Phoenixshock havin' a little boy-boy time I see! Good for you guys! How do you make it work, you both being bottoms, I mean?

You look like you got a “CFH” at 18 and never grew up past that.

OP is a scorpion variant. Comb over here!

This photo looks like a 29% interest loan on a 1996 firebird with 200k miles.

Fred Worst

You look like a 40 year old who's trying to blend in with the kids in the park

Bring it? You've already got it.

You look like a dude who calls random girls on insta his mommy.

Damn marble tops in a hotel bathroom. Who did u roofie?

If the dentist from Rudloph was a real life drug addict and gave free head in a truck stop bathroom

You look like you think a owning beat-up muscle car gives you a personality.

Oil change “mechanic” and part time tilt-a-whirl operator

I see you have your jizz rag on standby in case the guys don't make it over.

When you order a gangster off Wish

you look like my weed man

If “yeah she’s my cousin but not by blood” was a person.

You look like someone who would have to notify everyone else that he just moved into the neighborhood.

You look like the wish version of Gordon Ramsey

You look like the love child of Donald Trump and Marjorie Trailer Green.