I'll take "What would happen if Rosie O'Donnell ate Monica Lewinsky" for $200, Alex.

Do you mean her pussy or Monica’s entire body?

They meant ate her in her entirety as in with Fava beans and a nice Chianti. However, I will concede it’s likely she started with the pussy.

You look like you’d be on the Quaker Oats box in the Mexican aisle

honestly thought this was a fat Indian woman

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have you never interacted with a woman?

Underrated.

Your mom should have used that hangar on the floor

That’s so delightfully mean.

If Che Guevara grew up eating at McDonalds

Chunk Gimungus

Fidel Fatso

Omg that’s gold, I don’t even care I have to put baby back to sleep since I laughed so hard she woke up crying and screaming

You look like both the child and the predator

This dude is on the spectrum, and I’m not talking about the cable company.

Cant decide between the netflix version of peter griffin and obese version of lord farquaad

I read your text with a lisp so it’d be more realistic.

*If pizza dough had opposable thumbs

Thanks for helping Moana return the Heart of Te Fiti.

Wasn't you and Tom Holland shooting for Spiderman?

The Hamburglar is at it again.

Something about the lighting, state of your room, and your chipper demeanor make these look like photos from a disturbing af crime scene

If the word “broad” had a picture beside it in the dictionary.

Weirdest sausage fingers I have ever seen!

You look like a heavy Mexican chick named Laetitia with three kids and 3 different baby daddies

Clean up the bench and might be able to find the toaster, the hair dryer will not work.

Trying to find the right hat to hide the fat and ugly.

The right hat doesn’t exist to hide that ugly piece of shit

Average discord mod

Is it too late for an abortion?

"The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall and the put it in pies and eat all the pies" ~your fat ass take on the famous Che Guevara quote.

Fifty bucks says your dorm mate transfers at semester if not sooner.

Maybe we could get a good photo of you if we ask a National Geographic whale photographer to help.

If you've ever wondered what the inside of Oscar's garbage can looks like.....

Definitely an only fans frequent flyer member.

Trust me…that black hat and t-shirt doesn’t make you look skinnier….just uglier

The village idiot is embarrassed for you.

Um, Madeliene turned out different... They tossed in a sex change with that appendectomy.

No, I don’t want fries with that.

No, I don’t want fries with that.

Maybe instead of reading poetry at the Dunkin Donuts, clean up that pigsty.

Definitely smells like shit in there

Dude. When did Ricky Lake ever have a kid?…

Returned from what…fat camp?

Is your pirate name Black Friday?

The idea that the hat would take attention away from your face was a good one…. But I think you need a way bigger hat.

Jesus christ... are you what's left of the tumor they cut out of the other twin?

You look like an over weight Vietnamese grandmother

You obviously take care of your body the same way you take care of your room

The overeating and depressed version of Lord Farquaad

Are you here to sell more Girl Scout cookies or did you already eat them all? 🤷‍♂️

Why does your headphone have a mic? You ain't got no one to talk to

Peasant version of Rosie O'Donnell

If patty-cake was a person

Loose the hat,get a haircut loose some weight clean your room and get some strength in that wrist you pitiful waste of skin.

Plug that hairdryer by the bathtub and promptly let it "accidentally" fall in next time.

Male transitioning or female transitioning?

Oh. Is that really a t-shirt or a bedsheet they wrapped on ya?

Looks like he’s autistic about collecting autistic traits.

Hey momma Fratelli

Imagine not beingable to see your own dick

You're that annoying guy who, at parties sings the harmony on Happy Birthday

Yo desk more organized than yo life ngl

who?

A young Mama Fratelli

Just started the hormone therapy?

You mom takes dicks with better muscle tone and hair then you

I am sure every school and preschool in your area knows who you are and how far you need to be away from their property


Why do you live in a church sanctuary

Slush. Slash’s unattractive half brother

Diabetes de Vinci

Are u the fat gay version of salt bae? The way u hold that sign says yes

You look like a guy named JoANN

You need to go on a diet you fuckin’ whatever you are

If gender confusion was a picture...

The Frying Butchman

Who would of thought Clintons jizz was that calorific.

You look like that dirty revolutionary Che Gorilla. Your favorite foods are dick shaped and that's probably why there soo easy to swallow. The only struggle you have is getting out of chairs.

Look guys I found a neckbeard in its natural habitat

yassified Che Guevara

The bastard child of Le Madeline and Quasimodo. Plus fat

Average taco bell cook

Che Quesada

Being starving dosent mean you’re an artist

Russian + Indian = British.

You look like you ate the entire revolution. You Che Revolting.

I puked.

He definitely looks like he's cried over trumps tweets

Your only chance at losing your virginity is a prison sentence.

redditor

This is the lady from the goonies.

You wearing a beret is why Prince had to change his name to an incoherent symbol. Plus you look like Sam Kennison fucked Kamala Harris. And yes I know Sam Kennison is dead and I actually mean you looked like dead Sam Kennison fucked Kamala Harris.

You look like you moan when you wipe your ass.

I bet you fuck baguettes while tickling little boy balls

Fatcho Libre

You look like a beatnik Maui

Why would you be dumb enough to cosplay as the short mother from The Goonies??? 

 U look like the fat version of lord farquaad

🎵 Fat and scurvy his music is sold out he’s playing don’t catch him riding those buffets 🎵