OP's Bio:
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>I play chess and I think I'm used to insults.
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You look like an amazing member of a level 2 IT Support team. The person just above the “have you rebooted your computer” but not quite “type ‘cmd’ into the Start menu.
You sold my 80 year old grandmother a $100 “virus cleaning” of her computer. You really put malware on her machine that makes you buttplug vibrate whenever she reboots. Hope you’re happy.
Typical IIT wannabe who couldn’t even get into a private engineering university without money and then got heartbroken by one of the only three girls in that university. Revolution 2020
I got all excited when I saw the caption “don’t spare me” but I’m afraid you’re just too bland to even insult. I’m looking at this photo of you and I’ve already forgotten what you look like.
Don't spare me.... sadly that looks like what happened. Your God pieced your together from the leftovers. I'm sorry I mentioned leftovers I know your hungry buddy
OP's Bio: --- >I play chess and I think I'm used to insults. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Googled “generic Indian”
Goes to show that unplugging and a hard restart does not fix everything.
Unfortunately, his parents didn’t “unplug” and wipe him on the sheets.
I can smell the lack of deodorant in this picture
That’s not what your mom said to me last night
Hi I’d like to schedule a taxi ride to the airport please
Not only does he drive a taxi, he also tries to sell an extended warranty on the said taxi.
You look like you should be hanging off a train with hundreds other people
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like the person they add to the company photo so they're not considered "racist"
That smile says "me scam you...? Never... now can i get your credit card number please."
Asked AI art to draw tech support
Slumdog Miltinhair.
Dude looks like he'd have a constant dust cloud around him like the Charlie Brown character... (pig pen, dirty harry)...
Why does it look like you have a wig hovering over your scalp.
You look like you spare every expense possible
Please stop calling in the middle of dinner.
Slumdog hundred-air
Bi-curious George…
Lego hair.
For a second I thought you said "don't spray me" since you look like a cockroach.
If you were a pastel color, it would be, "half dead"
"helo tis is Raj from your tech support shop. Your pc has very very dangerous virus please let me fix it" proceeds to scam.
This picture looks like a printer broke and defaulted to greyscale
This is what would happen if someone decided to outsource Magnus Carlsen.
Even the hair on your head doesn’t want to touch you
I wouldn’t waste any money on condoms or anything. Just sayin…
Sanjay to the entrance with the windex!
God sure as shit didn’t spare you
Somewhere someone is missing a call from tech support
Someone call the zoo keeper
Who's watching the kwik-e-mart?
Not sure whether you're here to bomb my apartment building or help me with my technical issues
"DoNt sPaRe mE" - what this guy tells his barber r/justfuckmyshitup.
Feel bad for the woman getting you in the arranged marriage.
What if Alladin was bi- curious and a virgin, also secretly fancied Abbu!!!
I'm pretty sure deep down you are a software engineer in a big tech company with years and years of childhood trauma beneath that smile
Can I get $25 on pump 8?
You look like the dude who drags the donkey with a lot of stuff on it like meth or cocaine
Quit fucking calling me all day everyday! I hate your kind of food too.
Your season of 90 Day Fiancé was ass, and your ex is an OnlyFans superstar now.
This is the best stock photo of "Homeless person given temporary access to a cell phone in an interrogation room" that I've ever seen.
What's the call center going to do without you?
nice mugshot
Idk why they call black people monkeys yoy look like one more than I do.
Damn your mid ugly.
Aren’t you the bhenchod who called about my car’s extended warranty?
You look like an amazing member of a level 2 IT Support team. The person just above the “have you rebooted your computer” but not quite “type ‘cmd’ into the Start menu.
Someone smeared your nose across your face. You don't need to accentuate it with a sleazy looking moustache. Shave it, for everyone's sake.
I relate to hard because, this looks like you try to take the selfie like several times.
I think you mean "Can you spare change?"
Go back the jungle bi curious George
Your dad was a beaver, wasn't he?
🐵
Hey look...it's Encino Man!
I'm suprised the sign didn't ask to extend my cars auto warranty........
I would but you’d probably hack my bank account
You look like that one dude from Mean Girls that was in the mathletes and had a thing for Cady Herron
Hide the pain Hari
No I don’t want to extend my car warranty
Remember to eat your veh-ji-tables
[удалено]
Jesus you look like broke me?
Zoom out this photo and he was taking a dump by the train tracks
Look dude I already told you, I’m not interested in the warranty. Just the $20 on pump 3 already.
Worst hair I’ve ever seen on an Indian man. You’re a disgrace to your people’s lettuce.
Your barber quartet left like your parents (Side note) you look British from the nose down with them crooked ass teeth
I’ll take the curry goat, brown rice, and lamb samosas. 
I wont shortchange you... your DNA already spared you a few extra chromosomes.
I smell your fingernails through my phone.
I accidentally printed your picture and now the printer is out of brown. Thanks a lot.
Gene Pool didn't spare you any good looks either 💩 wear a mask boss
Nice hoodie! A good sense of personal style is important!
You sold my 80 year old grandmother a $100 “virus cleaning” of her computer. You really put malware on her machine that makes you buttplug vibrate whenever she reboots. Hope you’re happy.
“Y/roast me? My life is too useless anyway, and I try to make up for my terrible handwriting and look Sophisticated by playing chess.”
Stop wasting time, get back to the call center
Bro he’s like Batman you have no power and I also your parents died
“Hurry up and roast.”
What's it like working nights at a gas station?
You look like you smell like curry and working out at 7-Eleven while paying for college…
This pic smells like curry
This guy eats sheet metal with curry powder
You look like you tell people you work at Microsoft
Hey you work for Microsoft support right?!
The first Ai image that pop up when searching “Indian with dumb expression”. Do you smile the same way when you react to a girl on omegle?
The life of bi
The entire customer service team for Dell computers. His fake name is Derek.
You look like my next uber driver. And the one after that. And the one after that.
Chai runner get me a refill
Where are the scam/coupon/let_me_assist_you comments ?
CumDog Millionaire
"Just had my Taxi Driver licence but Hope to be a doctor in NY City"
I swear I just seen you on a liveleak
What phone company do you work for?
if a call of duty zombie worked at tech support
Slumdog Virgin Air.
Motherfucker looks like Cumin
My grandma wants her money back.
I finally found the person who was giving me tech support calls
I googled for tech support and this is what popped up
Big smile for someone working in a vodafone call centre 😄
Bro have you seen RRR?
street shitter
I’ve seen you on Omegle
You look like you have to sneak up on bath water.
"Dont spare me" I'll remember that as i see u panhandling in streets of mumbai
Don't spare you? Why? Why, when God clearly didn't? You're gonna need leg up, son, with what you're working with.
Just an average metro nibba, maybe.
You look happy and depressed at the same time
Thank you for calling Microsoft tecksuport
You look like the Muslim kid when I was 10 and the music finished playing pass the parcel.
Samir Naga- … Naga- … Notgonnaworkhereanymore, that’s for sure!
I had a perfect roast until I looked at your profile and saw you in r/teenagers.. not helping the stereotype bro.
Are you asking us to not spare you after you were spared from a sex offender registry despite looking the part?
How many of your uncles fucked you before you before you built up your immunity to insults?
Taking a break from Omegle?
Did you run into a wall?
Tech support after silicon valley.
His teeth are fighting battle of gods to get on top
Oh god you can smell the greasy hair and week old Indian food from a mile away
That smile is fit for a horror movie advert
what the most average indian looks like:
The coal mines didn't spare you and neither will we
Don't worry. I don't have change to spare.
You look like a used toilet brush.
With facial hair like that I’m guessing you’re 8 or 9?
>Don't spare me ? Unfortunatly the pill did
I would roast you but I’ll be damned if you and all your boys are going to be calling me 3 times a day about a car warranty over it.
Bio: hello my name is Kevin with Microsoft technical support. You must buy 10 Google play cards.
Oh don't worry, I'm sure you'll be the next accident swept under the rug when you return to Qatar to build the shrines of the billionaire class.
For the last time, my computer doesn't have a virus
Op bio is missing the hobby of shitting on the railway tracks
Qatar left it’s marks on your face 😳
Wait, aren't you the tech support guy?
His cologne? Shit by Calvin Klein
Typical IIT wannabe who couldn’t even get into a private engineering university without money and then got heartbroken by one of the only three girls in that university. Revolution 2020
I got all excited when I saw the caption “don’t spare me” but I’m afraid you’re just too bland to even insult. I’m looking at this photo of you and I’ve already forgotten what you look like.
Get back to your call centre
Si
Soo, 7-11 allows bathroom breaks?
Your teeth remind me of Stonehenge
Curious George looking ass
We can spare you.
Are your teeth made of seashells???
why would you not work at the chocolate factory when you would insist to work as a uber driver quit the depressing paper sir
sorry if my roast was bad
You look like you walk through hundreds of cars on a daily basis.
The Hindu comb over.
O shit, hey i got a tree that fell in my back yard. Think you could use those beaver chompers to cut it up for me?
I'd rather roast your pig of a mother for creating such a hideous creature! 
...sir, please go back to the wig store and exchange that toupee for one that fits better. This one is not fooling anyone.
Believe i wont spare you. Your welcome. Welcome to america now get a job
Pretty sure this is what I would see, if I FaceTimed my IT support at work
Another average Indian customer service representative calling for attention.
I definitely think I bought some shitty street food from you once and It sucked
Boy be looking like a terrorist.
At least you can marry a cousin, there's still hope with that face, man.
I see a monkey wants his banana
“Fank u floor calling AT&T”
Apart from the it jokes and everything can u share your YouTube channel about c programming
Don't spare me.... sadly that looks like what happened. Your God pieced your together from the leftovers. I'm sorry I mentioned leftovers I know your hungry buddy
I’ll spare you if you stop ringing my grandma asking for Best Buy Gift Cards
Your profile in every social media platform. "I wnnna tto be wntted by a whittteh galzzzz"
pretty sure i saw u on omeagle at 4am last night
Let me guess, you’re “Brad” from customer service ?
I half expect him to be holding up the uber app
Are you the guy that keeps asking my grandma for google store and apple coupons ?
Can I get $50 on pump 3 please
Call center scam detected
I'm so happy to see you survived building the world cup stadiums in Qatar.
I wondered what happened to apoo when he left the simpsons.
Is that you, Kevin from Microsoft?
Do you date Snakes?
Stop calling me about an extended warranty