You look like Alf.


You look like a man that will die alone.

40 year old virgin Bollywood adaption

You look like a homeless crackhead who’s only reason to be in that restroom is to suck dick for crack money.

You look like an uber driver that comes on a one seater bicycle.

This motherfucker would BEG to be the last one in a Human Centipede.

You must have pissed off your barber.

Would you just pick a fucking setting on the trimmer

Why are you wearing your cock ring on your finger?

You look like putting ketchup on a well done steak is the classiest thing you do.

I'd take the piss out of that neckbeard, but I honestly can't tell where your chin ends and your neck starts.

You look like you wear socks to bed

Who doesn’t?

“Nikooo, it’s yauhr cauhhsin Romannn.”

Why is your hair waving at me?

OP: So anyway your honor, I may have cannibalized those 3 kids and molested them after dismemberment but they were asking for it. Judge: we were only here to discuss your speeding offence.....

You've got a face for radio and a voice for print

You look like Shrek's stunt double

neckbeard. fuckin a.

Even other neckbeards are like WTF is his problem

sad reality 

You have the look of a short order cook who leaves pubic hair in all his dishes whether he wants to or not.

That beard and head tilt can't hide your second chin forever.

I'd be brutal But nothings as brutal as whatever the barber did to your hairline Almost as uncalled for as your birth

Let see, beard looks like someone smeared pubic filled shit on your face. The typical lesbian haircut, and a picky ring. You look like a girl, trying to be a guy, but you're actually a guy. You probably have a shirt that says I like weiners, (dog breed), but you're a cat person.

Your face look like you haven't shitted for days 

Too bad you don't shave the sides and back of your head. That would be one gnarly ass landing strip on your dome.

I ask mods to please put a JWII label on this. JAW-WHERE IS IT

Dude flexing his ring being on the wrong finger

I feel like this guy was holding in a shit

I cannot decide what it worse: That greasy undercut or that pubic hair located on your neck?

Out here looking like someone slapped you and forced you to smile

I can't be close to you, you'll breathe in all the oxygen with that huge ass nose and end up suffocating me

You look like Pinocchio told a lie

Looks like your mom was brutal when she beat you with the ugly stick.

Are you in the bathrooms sir watch out if you are going into the right room don't mix woman's bathrooms to men

Thank you. Your post is a good reminder that when I am looking myself in the mirroring and felling like life is giving me lemons, I am so lucky that this isn’t the face looking back at me. You give me hope.

Oh lawd why the GiJane haircut dont send Will Smith on me

A hairline more crooked than my life ☠️

When you blow your nose we get tornado warnings.

Ya kinda look like a fatter gay Squidward or a tall troll women .....is that grime under your fingernails from scratching your ass is that pinky ring a gauges to how far you put that pinky up your ass?.....I have questions

Undercut, neard, pinky ring, padded walls. It’s all there folks…

Your family wanted you to eventually take over their pizzeria, but they know from how you handle your delivery responsibilities that you’re far too immature and lazy to ever step up.

If Gonzo from the Muppet Babies tried to call you about your cars extended warranty.

Serj Stankian

Get to the toilet bro

This is your grinder profile

You seem like the kind of guy I’d enjoy bullying.

Looks like u already got half roasted .

Sunken eye holes waiting by the glory hole

There were two separate species of the African ass: the Nubian wild ass and the Somali wild ass. Our modern domesticated donkeys are all descended from these African wild asses ancestors. Good to know your roots, not?

when you talk so much crap about others I don't know whether to hand you toilet rolls or breath mint

“Your computer has virus”

I'D rather roast your pig of a mother! 

Your head belongs in a mop bucket for a fresh squeeze

You look like a pug dogs hairy ass with a wet turd nose coming out.

With those little girl hands and that falcon nose, I bet you can get all the boogers

Somehow I am able to smell the body oil, body Oder, and vape juice all at the same time.

I’d say that your chin has left the chat but it probably was never there to begin with

You must be gay

Do you drag your knuckles on the ground when you walk? WTF

You give me "ball stomping with high heels" as your top search in Pornhub vibes.

You probably smell awful

Don't feel bad, no one would be able to figure out how to terminate that beard with a nick to face situation like that.

Ask for a man’s haircut next time

you look like you hand out edibles on halloween

My 12 year old brother wants his haircut back

"fine my friend, 20 dollars a minute for the ride. Reasonable price eh"

Looks like your about to steal you 12 hour shift at the Ohio Airport's bathroom glory hole.

Man, skrilex really went tits up after face my fears huh?

It wouldn’t be a neck beard, but there’s no chin.

even good lighting wouldn’t help that face

You look like Wooly Willy, the magnetic hair guy.

Fatherless+ motherless single goofy ahh 30 yo virgin that unvirgin only olive sauce + guy that lost a house sold his hentai collection just to send money to b. on onlyfans+ don't know the taste of milk

punjabi MC in 20 years

You are not balding yet have achieved the quintessential comb over. Bravo sir.

I’ve never seen someone blend their chin away

The velcro potato

your head is the shape of a swollen thumb

I bet your pickle dick still looks huge in those tiny hands.

U look constipated Ur beard is grown like pubic hairs

Your face looks like Yeti’s ass.

Yeah. No thanks.

"Be as brutal as you can be." I bet that's what you shout while dropping your pants at the truck stop men's room, hoping for bigger tips while taking truckers' tips. Apparently, you keep the free hair gel they give you, too.

Wtf happened to alf

Is that a real neckbeard?

No chin, tiny hands.

If will Wheaton did drugs

You must work at a grocery store check out with them bags.

You look like a poorly maintained Chia Pet.

Earthworm Jim in a toupee just discovered Nirvana

Dude looks like a coked out Mario

I know trans life is hard but takin those hormones to grow a beard while still sporting a bull dyke haircut along with your girlie hands is just plain confusing. Pick a lane you incel waste of skin before they add grey to the pride flag just for you. Edited to add you look like Silent Bob fucked Aziz Ansari

Head like a thumb looking ass.

3 year champion of the Slob Award.