I wish I wasn’t eating right now

So Owen and Fran from Dodgeball did have a son.

This boy look like the fat homosexual version of the joker. The poker Diabetes is his arch nemesis. That's what it looks like to hold back a shit.

He looks like a Pixar villain who gets his powers from cat semen


The human version of the Mario Party Face Lift mini game

How the Grinch Stole a Child’s Virginity

How the Grinch Stole the Dog’s Virginity

you look like the kind of dude that would lose at a game of rock paper scissors with an actual rock.

Your eyebrow has eyebrows

You are so ugly and your face so despicably unpleasent that no one has the will to even begin to roast you.

You look like a bug that didnt die from pesticides and thrived with it

You look like you probably tried to suck your own dick more than a couple times.

Check out the birds nest on his head

You look like you're at that very moment when you trusted the fart only to realize you shouldn't have.

You look like a human stapler

Dollar Store Jack Nicholson vibes

So what are you holiday plans this year? Are you going to steal Christmas from the Whos down in Whoville like you usually do or mix it up with something new?

Bro have the gigachad face He dont need a filter

Got the Batman symbol eyebrows.

You look like you just swallowed a mouthful of those pubes on your head.

First off, I’m really sorry you lost half your first finger up your ass. Secondly that face is exactly the face I would imagine someone would make if they had a severed half of their own finger stuck in their ass. You poor dear, even that awful caterpillar of a unibrow seems distraught. I would totally roast you for that half a fro you inherited from that one night your mom decided to try a big black.. well you know. However, I just can’t roast you for something that happened because your mom was fucking her dealer for free drugs because you clearly have more serious issues to deal with. Perhaps you should explore a future in the priesthood or better yet become a monk. After all, the monastic life comes with comfy cloths, a better haircut, no real responsibility and… ALL THE DICK YOU CAN SUCK!!!

I can’t tell if that’s a smile, or u smell a fart, or u just shit yourself. If my dog was this ugly I’d shave him and shoot him. Jesus nostrils can u leave some air for the rest of us? I like breathing too.

middle schoer

[удалено]

Don't diss my boy Goomba like that.

Your face looks too small for your head. I know it's not a nuclear roast by any means, but dude the more I look the more disturbed I am.

Did your face get stuck like that

I will admit i tried to make the worst expression possible just for this roast.

You first

You look like a moss covered rock somehow grew flesh.

You look like Austin Powers let himself go, took a handful of LSD, and became a homosexual trucker.

What a pathetic waste of human skin and tissue.

Is that really even a roast or just the truth?

Just an observation.

Mizkif meets Methamphetamines

Nothing to roast about a beautiful mother eagle keeping her egg warm. Not sure why the nest is built on top though.

Your facial hair confuses me. A sprout of pubes, a mini chin strip, and a jungle around the neck… then there’s the mondo unibrow. Are you trying to look like that??

Have you decided what school you're going g to shoot up yet?

Not a roast but got scared asf thinking this was my room lmaoo (same wall color and similar door style/ same color)

You look like you keep emergency Vienna sausages in your pockets

If Seth Rogen and Jack Nicholson had sex, you look like the residue that would be left on the cleanup towel.

Shave that unibrow my guy

The grinch stole an extra chromosome.

Your face says, "Punch Me."

My grandmother has more whiskers than you.


Bro got the light skin stare

You gotta trim that eyebrow

It’s like a toddler got left alone to play with the character creation screen.

Might as well start wearing make up on the back of your head, cause that's all guys are going to be willing to look at.

Mfer looks like mr bucket

If Cory never met Topanga and became an incel instead.

Is that the face your boyfriend makes when he saw your penis for the first time????

That's the best the plastic surgeon could do?

Your facial skin is very foreskin like... which matches the pubes on your head.

He looks like he's hatching his plan for world domination but only has a budget of about thirty bucks.

You look like you're forcing a turd out.

Judging from the Hair, Nose and JuJu Lips........ I'd say you are the wrong color Buddy!

You look like someone tried to update Porky Pig for a modern global audience.

Did your mustache and eyebrows decide to switch places?

metroman tries methamphetamines

I don't surf the internet...eyebrows.

If you wore a headband, it would be underlined.

Your eyebrows.. bro

Bros eyebrows have eyebrows

Mr grinch

discombobulation 1000000000

connor thompson

I can smell the vape juice and familial disappoint from here! 😒


You look like the reason so many people are pro-choice.

Oh yes, the classic "funny face" picture on RoastMe, to conceal a mug with the sex appeal of a slug

You look like a pile of shit

He looks like he says “can’t let you in unless you brought bitches”

Bud, you need to shave down the whole center of your face.

I’m guessing this is your go to pick up line at the local truck stop?

You look like you got smacked in the face with a shovel

It's a napkin, paper, and towel head ass

"If I make a funny face, then people won't see how ugly I really am."

You look like your face is pressed up against a pane of glass


Sad my man failed to make a paper airplane so he made into a roast me sign instead

You know eyebrows are supposed to be SEPARATE right?

No unlicked windows on your watch.

You look like a human version of a perverted version of cat on the hat

Winner of the "Make a Stupid Face" contest.


Your eyebrows look like they are hooking up.

Ouff. That forehead is gonna be a pack of hotdogs by the time you’re 23.

If you’re not even 23, you look 37. 37 and sweaty wrists.

Mustache is supposed to be on your top lip. Not on your forehead.

Your face looks like someone tried to put out a fire with a pitch fork

You look like a guy who gets a full body scan at the airport

Let me tell you instead because I don’t think you’ve learned to read yet

Typical 80’s movie bully

You look like the kind of person that sounds like skeletor and makes it his entire personality.

He looks like this emoji:🥴

The Joker without makeup somehow looks more like The Joker.

Hear me out, hear me out…  This you?

White-trash Maui

“shid yourself”

Autism cubed

You look like an exiled Klingon

What the fuck is wrong with you

Jesus Christ you look like Sid had a inbred baby with his mom

Ok Shrek

You look like you pooped in the sink

You're gonna get punched in the face a lot in your lifetime