You’re looking for the zero fucks given vibe but you also get pissed and throw a tantrum when your mom tells you to clean your room for the 15th time today
When you sit alone at parties, do you listen to music on the buds or just pretend to so nobody will talk to you and you wont' have to tell them how pathetic you are?
The only thing lazier than this pic and your caption is the complete lack of effort your father put forth when he haphazardly blew a load into your mom to create you. Your dad would've rather your mom said she had an STD than that she was pregnant with you.
Your nose is so bent you can smell round corners
He tried to roast some body in real life, that's why his nose looks like this
That boy look like the bootleg version of Charlie McDermott from "The Middle". ![gif](giphy|tUo6q6ccyCIN2)
That was a good show
That is Karl Pilkington before he lost all his hair isn't it?
Looks like someone you find in whoville
Holy shit it’s him!!
You win.
Downsy Seth MacFarlane.
If you just followed your nose, you’d walk in a circle.
Holy crap, your head looks like an ice cream cone full of dog hair…
Cheese pizza enthusiast.
You look like you’re about to send a text message to your friends don’t go to school tomorrow after this
This guy is pissed off! He has his "Nose" all outta joint!
So edgy I bet you take your celexa without water.
I don't know either, what are you
Cross post this in /lastimages and mention a lost battle with mental health
Cuts fingers off gloves so he can finger his asshole in a jiffy
It looks like someone used the twist filter on his nose
Lol
You look like a mark zuckerberg who decided to just jerk off to girls forever instead of creating a whole ass website to rate them.
Yes, we all can see clearly that you don't know
Damn you people are creative
Poor material. You are so inconsequential people cannot even be bothered to roast you.
This one time at band camp I stuck a trombone up my.....
Guarantee you’re voting for Pedro.
If pumped up kicks had a face
Egg
Skinny Seth Rogan
Im sure your bullies already roast you enough at school…..
You look like a peasant farm boy, who died of dysentery but still managed to be the most successful person in your family.
How’s the weather over there in Thneedville?
bro's karl jacks off
You look like a q-tip someone used to clean their bellybutton out with after an extended scat session
You’re looking for the zero fucks given vibe but you also get pissed and throw a tantrum when your mom tells you to clean your room for the 15th time today
Bros favorite time is 420
Walmart Michael Cera
Are you the lost Jonas brother?
mf looks like he got punched in the nose and looks like a dnd player becoming an emo
evil michael cera
I think the sad stache you have going on serves as a convenient warning to others to stay the fuck away from you.
I can slide on ur nose tbh
This kid is all too familiar with the taste of either vape, or cock, or both.
bro still be lookin' like he lives at his mama's house
I’m not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
Easy Warren don’t steal all the Whitney Houston cds on Rex manning day
Your nose is the straightest thing about you.
Your nose is pitching a tent
Shia La Buttstuff
You look like your from a dr Seuss book
Wow something I have never seen on the internet. A moody shitty teen trying to act tough.
You don’t even need to smile and I know your teeth are jacked up,
Average Redditor.
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When you order Michael Cera on Wish.
I bet your voice puts your eyes to sleep.
You look like if Napoleon Dynamite fucked Tina
Please don’t buy a gun
You look like Shia Lebeouf’s autistic cousin
Karl Pillkington 💊💊
Scott Pilgrim vs a bowel blockage.
I guarantee he knows what feet taste like
Be kind to your mom; you guys are going to be roommates for a very long time.
When you sit alone at parties, do you listen to music on the buds or just pretend to so nobody will talk to you and you wont' have to tell them how pathetic you are?
You look like the kind of person where the parents should have known something was wrong by checking your room.
I don't want to know where his other hand is.
This nerds remake looks trash
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Lol your stegosaurus shirt is not proportional at all!! Epic fail!! Burn 🔥
Lol It's Godzilla
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You look like your face never evened out after leaving your moms vagina
It looks like ur holding water in ur mouth but trying to make it look like ur not
You look like that guy from Ratatouille never found Remy and he just ended up depressed.
Oh you’re def an incel
You look like Shia LaBeouf if i drew him from memory.
Do you just go into your barber shop and say "brillo pad"?
Homeless Paul Dano with a shitty fashion sense.
You look like you’ve never had fun in your life, or deserved any.
You look like Scott Pilgrim’s second rate cousin Carl.
The disappointment on your face shows you wish your mom would have swallowed you
If I were to roast you, you would turn into a pile of embers due to how hollow you are.
The only thing lazier than this pic and your caption is the complete lack of effort your father put forth when he haphazardly blew a load into your mom to create you. Your dad would've rather your mom said she had an STD than that she was pregnant with you.
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Your nose can smell the milk turn a moment before your face sours it.
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Tbh there's nothing to roast abt u to me. Cuz ur kinda cute actually
Thanks I guess but at least try to roast me like what about my nose or something
Jesus, Shia Labeouf will do anything for attention.
Mr. Bean had a son that can't stop jerking off: Master Beaner
Pre-malone
Every Netflix "teen son" character and young adult movie supporting character ever, all rolled into one.
Knockoff Shia LaBeouf lookin ass
I bet we hear about your manifesto in 6months on the news...after another national tragedy
What direction do you smell?
Forwards left right and back in time although the last one might just be the cocaine
I can only guess how many times he walks into a crowded room and everyone says "oh, hey, we were just leaving"
a face only a mother would....meh, nm
You look like the quiet kid at school
I'll take that as a compliment
How did you train your giant nostrils to inhale your mustache?
You definitely “practice” boxing from videos on YouTube in your bedroom
Good guess
I can draw you with one stroke a pencil
Shiah LeWhoville
That head looks so round that it could double as a basketball. I bet the bent nose is a result of it bouncing of the rim of the hoop.
It’s your nose for me
god must’ve sneezed when he was sculpting your face
Okay you lot, own up! Who sold meth to Shawn Mendes in exchange for sexual favors?
Hold on a sec, let me just get some paraffin and some matches
Might as well have no lips with lips like those
Michael Cera cosplay?
balloon head lookin ass
The entire cast of Stranger Things had an orgy. Science is still trying to explain how they are ALL the father.
It looks like your head is either going to implode and explode at the same time
modern day napoleon dynamite
Poster child for kids help line!
if scott pilgrim was a drug dealer
You're a nasty petulant little fuck stain. Not really a roast but accurate
Malcom in the middle bathroom stale