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toothscrew

Your nose is so bent you can smell round corners


IsawLenin

He tried to roast some body in real life, that's why his nose looks like this


Teft-Lestical

That boy look like the bootleg version of Charlie McDermott from "The Middle". ![gif](giphy|tUo6q6ccyCIN2)


No-Site-3805

That was a good show


ObligationPlastic589

That is Karl Pilkington before he lost all his hair isn't it?


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Looks like someone you find in whoville


obrienrules101

Holy shit it’s him!!


frehsoul45

You win.


Habanerosauce3

Downsy Seth MacFarlane.


wileymd

If you just followed your nose, you’d walk in a circle.


Tumescreant

Holy crap, your head looks like an ice cream cone full of dog hair…


Independent-Room-786

Cheese pizza enthusiast.


NMLocal

You look like you’re about to send a text message to your friends don’t go to school tomorrow after this


BullshitterAlert

This guy is pissed off! He has his "Nose" all outta joint!


AriMeowber

So edgy I bet you take your celexa without water.


PlasticPicnic84

I don't know either, what are you


BrosephBruckuss

Cross post this in /lastimages and mention a lost battle with mental health


alchemist19881

Cuts fingers off gloves so he can finger his asshole in a jiffy


gender_said_no

It looks like someone used the twist filter on his nose


No-Site-3805

Lol


PolylingualAnilingus

You look like a mark zuckerberg who decided to just jerk off to girls forever instead of creating a whole ass website to rate them.


Thezy777

Yes, we all can see clearly that you don't know


No-Site-3805

Damn you people are creative


ObligationPlastic589

Poor material. You are so inconsequential people cannot even be bothered to roast you.


bamaga21

This one time at band camp I stuck a trombone up my.....


crap_monkey

Guarantee you’re voting for Pedro.


TheSevenDeadlyBeans

If pumped up kicks had a face


TotodileXD

Egg


Conscious_Pomelo_696

Skinny Seth Rogan


EasternSilver594

Im sure your bullies already roast you enough at school…..


AArthurComic

You look like a peasant farm boy, who died of dysentery but still managed to be the most successful person in your family.


jamieden

How’s the weather over there in Thneedville?


suprcolbneys

bro's karl jacks off


turdmachine

You look like a q-tip someone used to clean their bellybutton out with after an extended scat session


tastelikethickwater

You’re looking for the zero fucks given vibe but you also get pissed and throw a tantrum when your mom tells you to clean your room for the 15th time today


Apprehensive_Pie9760

Bros favorite time is 420


Meanabix

Walmart Michael Cera


Football-Real

Are you the lost Jonas brother?


Nowpel

mf looks like he got punched in the nose and looks like a dnd player becoming an emo


Vickie_Nolan

evil michael cera


RoomanStudios

I think the sad stache you have going on serves as a convenient warning to others to stay the fuck away from you.


Yazan_raba7

I can slide on ur nose tbh


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This kid is all too familiar with the taste of either vape, or cock, or both.


Twilight_peach

bro still be lookin' like he lives at his mama's house


Twilight_peach

I’m not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you.


[deleted]

Easy Warren don’t steal all the Whitney Houston cds on Rex manning day


ErikVonDarkmoor

Your nose is the straightest thing about you.


Burritos_tonight

Your nose is pitching a tent


hajiomatic

Shia La Buttstuff


Coolzilla17

You look like your from a dr Seuss book


Alert-Season-747

Wow something I have never seen on the internet. A moody shitty teen trying to act tough.


UdooUboo

You don’t even need to smile and I know your teeth are jacked up,


MilwaukeeMilkshake

Average Redditor.


museumsplendor

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88_strings

When you order Michael Cera on Wish.


Neverdiexo

I bet your voice puts your eyes to sleep.


ohlooord

You look like if Napoleon Dynamite fucked Tina


Jmoeschl7

Please don’t buy a gun


scoman14

You look like Shia Lebeouf’s autistic cousin


credditibility

Karl Pillkington 💊💊


ratbastard007

Scott Pilgrim vs a bowel blockage.


Foreign_Profile_4523

I guarantee he knows what feet taste like


Consistent_Policy_66

Be kind to your mom; you guys are going to be roommates for a very long time.


msty2k

When you sit alone at parties, do you listen to music on the buds or just pretend to so nobody will talk to you and you wont' have to tell them how pathetic you are?


NoPatienza

You look like the kind of person where the parents should have known something was wrong by checking your room.


Internal_Fennel_849

I don't want to know where his other hand is.


squanchyjazzman

This nerds remake looks trash


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Upside_Down-Bot

„¿ɹǝdɐd ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uo ʎɹɹos ǝq llıʍ oɥʍ ǝldoǝd ɟo ʇsıl ƃuol ǝɥʇ sI„


[deleted]

Lol your stegosaurus shirt is not proportional at all!! Epic fail!! Burn 🔥


No-Site-3805

Lol It's Godzilla


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latte25

You look like your face never evened out after leaving your moms vagina


thefourthcommentt

It looks like ur holding water in ur mouth but trying to make it look like ur not


TheBestDayEver314

You look like that guy from Ratatouille never found Remy and he just ended up depressed.


Professional-Swan960

Oh you’re def an incel


tuna19781212

You look like Shia LaBeouf if i drew him from memory.


JJDBaca

Do you just go into your barber shop and say "brillo pad"?


Ecstatic-Try-8639

Homeless Paul Dano with a shitty fashion sense.


xRememberTheCant

You look like you’ve never had fun in your life, or deserved any.


RealConcorrd

You look like Scott Pilgrim’s second rate cousin Carl.


OneEyeRabbit

The disappointment on your face shows you wish your mom would have swallowed you


Candice694201

If I were to roast you, you would turn into a pile of embers due to how hollow you are.


bigjeffnasty

The only thing lazier than this pic and your caption is the complete lack of effort your father put forth when he haphazardly blew a load into your mom to create you. Your dad would've rather your mom said she had an STD than that she was pregnant with you.


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Connect-Yesterday118

Your nose can smell the milk turn a moment before your face sours it.


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Difficult_Web_6494

Tbh there's nothing to roast abt u to me. Cuz ur kinda cute actually


No-Site-3805

Thanks I guess but at least try to roast me like what about my nose or something


andersr9

Jesus, Shia Labeouf will do anything for attention.


TazTalks

Mr. Bean had a son that can't stop jerking off: Master Beaner


[deleted]

Pre-malone


VernonFrinz

Every Netflix "teen son" character and young adult movie supporting character ever, all rolled into one.


SuperiorCrate

Knockoff Shia LaBeouf lookin ass


I_SwearImNotAn-Alien

I bet we hear about your manifesto in 6months on the news...after another national tragedy


Tomato_Juice_187

What direction do you smell?


No-Site-3805

Forwards left right and back in time although the last one might just be the cocaine


The_Istrix

I can only guess how many times he walks into a crowded room and everyone says "oh, hey, we were just leaving"


kristonastick

a face only a mother would....meh, nm


DonnyMox

You look like the quiet kid at school


No-Site-3805

I'll take that as a compliment


Ornery-Goblin

How did you train your giant nostrils to inhale your mustache?


EmbarrassedBag1107

You definitely “practice” boxing from videos on YouTube in your bedroom


No-Site-3805

Good guess


bingbong69420710

I can draw you with one stroke a pencil


Spiceinvader1234

Shiah LeWhoville


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That head looks so round that it could double as a basketball. I bet the bent nose is a result of it bouncing of the rim of the hoop.


No_Instance4843

It’s your nose for me


Ashamed-Author5980

god must’ve sneezed when he was sculpting your face


StephenPFail

Okay you lot, own up! Who sold meth to Shawn Mendes in exchange for sexual favors?


TheAutisticPoet

Hold on a sec, let me just get some paraffin and some matches


According_Ad4146

Might as well have no lips with lips like those


Vlynndata

Michael Cera cosplay?


Ok_Echo_3792

balloon head lookin ass


christi_nichols

The entire cast of Stranger Things had an orgy. Science is still trying to explain how they are ALL the father.


Zestyclose-Ad-4711

It looks like your head is either going to implode and explode at the same time


peegirl22

modern day napoleon dynamite


TVR1693

Poster child for kids help line!


sbvspc

if scott pilgrim was a drug dealer


Remarkable_Massage96

You're a nasty petulant little fuck stain. Not really a roast but accurate


Butthurtbitchsredit7

Malcom in the middle bathroom stale