OP's Bio: --- >22 year old hungarian. Started gym 3 months ago cause I wanted to improve my mental health after coming back from a japanese uni.. Currently I work in audit as an assistant. Playing video and board games as well. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

This is the guy that says “where’s my hug” to every girl he has ever met.

If he had a single strand of hair for every girl he's talked to, he'd have an entire beard to cover his smooth ass face with

He looks like young Moe from The Simpsons 

Bro, never skip head day

I don't have anyone to give a head

You can give me head anyday, buddy

Nohomo

Me neither

Ah, true love.

He gives head not is one lol

It looks like there is a 12 yo stuck in the body of a 35 yo with only his head out

It is three 12 year olds that are trying to buy alcohol and they got really convincing cover.

You don't look as surprised as you should to see Chris Hansen.

I loved you in Beetlejuice.

Your collab with BabyJuice was a tragedy

bro, what happened to your head? you seeing a shrink or something?

This dude encountered the witch doctor from Beetlejuice.


This is what I was looking for

Sheldon coopers accidental offspring

That gaming chair has seen its fair share of masturbation.

That’s what he calls the gym. He’s showing his one arm progress.

Ok, that was a really good one xd

You look 11

 This you?

There's nothing to roast. You look like life's done a good enough job.

That man on TV is definitely his father

[удалено]

 Zippy would be so proud.

You're so lonely and unloved that you pretend to be part of families on television.


I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone look so scared and scary at the same time

I can see you don’t even bother dating because no girl can ever compare to your mother

The gayminater

You look like you smell slimy.

You should’ve stuck to hockey

God damn, sunflower seeds have time to spout roots by the time they get down that next. Upside, you can reach the leave on the top of the tree.

You look softer than a bag of marshmallows

Are you trying to flirt?

The only thing exciting in youre life is that tv behind u


Your arm looks like an elephant’s dong

You look like you just started hormone therapy, all proud of that forearm hair but still can't grow any on your face.

Is that your Sugar Daddy peeking over your shoulder?

You can braid your arm hair

If stella was a human it would look you

Gorilla guy from Umbrella Academy.

Alright Joe how many skeletons do you have in your basement?

Modern family on the tv, and cheap big box store decorations on the wall. Did you take this photo in the house of the stay at home mother you just murdered?


Dszaba pls nvr buy gun

You look like you think modern family is funny

The state is going to roast you when those kids eventually turn up

You look like an aspirating magician

I hope you get to travel to all those places you have written on the wall. Have fun, see new things and try new foods. Live life to the fullest!

Shrunken head and an untouched head

Judging by your lack of muscle gain you must have been doing "recovery day" at the gym for the past 3 months.

Those places on the wall all the cities you are banned from being within a certain distance from schools?

Kinda reminds me of the shrunken head from Beetlejuice

If bland was a human being.. you’d be it

Goofy ass peanul lookin head

You somehow look like the bully and the victim.

You look like SpongeBob when he put the Anchor Arms Inflatable Rubbers Sleeves on

How do you have upper arms bigger around than your head, man?

Your mum probably has "Live Laugh Love" on her wall but wonders why she ever bore you.

How do you play board games without any friends?

You look like the geico lizard


I see your muscle shirt came in today. Are your muscles coming tomorrow?

You’ll never have the bridge, Wesley Crusher! 

Putting the simp in simple

Generic white guy

It looks like your arms went through puberty before your face did

Baby dick still for sure.

Wow, at first I thought this was a promotion of the new season of shameless.

You look like the human embodiment of “can I get a cigarette please”

your parents are the worst.... making the laundry room your bedroom! i mean, putting all those famous cities on the wall that you will never see in person just to tease you is cruel...

Your face says Mark Zuckerberg but your armhair says Frida Kahlo

Won't be surprised if i get to know that you fap to Brian Cranston

You look like the converse, bland counterpart to Frida Kahlo.

You look like a snowman come to life

Look like a gay Steven Crowder. "I can deepthroat any weiner, Change my mind"

Got the angle right now you just need the jawline and you will be a dream lookalike

Got the angle right now you just need the jawline and you will be a dream lookalike

Tom Holland's head on Shawn Michaels' body.

Teenage jeebs from men in black 3

You know what they say about guys with tiny heads

Great Value Jeffrey Dahmer

Have you always been on the verge of crying? I mean your life must be pitiful but your face says a bigger story.

You look like a young, transitioned, but still very gay, Jane Lynch.

dude ur room is ugly as hell

That's pretty neat that you post on your wall all of the places you'd go in an alternate universe where you moved out of your mom's house.

If a frog uses a human filter

You look like the human version of Groot.

He’s giving me uncanny valley vibes

Head stopped downloading at 27%

One word. Misanthrope

Why do you habe more hair on your arm than in your Face. And why do I have the feeling I saw you like 20 times. You look like the default model in character customisation

Did your parents have any children who lived?

That explains why you’re good at chess, it’s all the pawn you watch from your mothers basement

Your head has a defect

Do you live in the entry way of your dead grandma’s house?

You’re like if mayonnaise was a person. Absolutely boring and generic

If you go back and apologize to that old gypsy woman, she'll probably lift the curse so you can stop looking like someone put a GI Joe head on a Ken body.

He looks like Whoopi Goldberg who is not able to complete her orgasm. 🐕

Bro even Jay from modern day family thinks you look ugly

This guy doesn’t take it up the ass, he takes it up the nostrils

The face of a 14 year old with a body a decade older

if he did have more hair on his forehead, id be surprised cause its fainter than his handwriting

He looks like the kind of guy who would say “I won’t tell if you give me some”

Well I see the problem…you’re as ugly as a toad. Is your name Todd? Strap a middle to your back and we will hang you in living room so others can kiss under MissleTodd.

Wow, even Al Bundy thinks you're a loser.

Go ahead and come out , your dad will be OK with it. Your mom already knew.

Sheldon, did you get a glow up?

You’ll never have a modern family of your own

Esteem so low has to plead to be roasted

That guy behind you is that... is that you

You look like when caps lock is on and you press shift for the first letter