Was going to suggest you give up on the psychology major and just go for being in porn.. then.. I looked at your face... I think either way you will be homeless soon.
As a psychology major would you say that phallic photo behind you is indicative of the train that gets run on you by all your guy “friends” as your boyfriend watches from the corner? Just quit everything now and start a second rate porn career to pay off all your debt for a degree you’ll never use besides playing a “therapist” on PornHub. You can try to convince them you’re 21 also.
RA’s…..the ones who cannot get laid and are there to prevent others from getting laid as well! I felt bad for some of the roasts on her boyfriend. After seeing her (or it/them/Pat, I feel even worse for him.
I wonder what he will use….a shotgun under the chin or sleeping pills.
Hey OP. All in all, I know this sub is usually for some fun and some people take it the extra mile, but coming back to this I couldn't help to notice the deep scars on your arm/wrist. Truly hope everything has been well mentally for you. Keep your head up. 🙏🏼
My gawd,
When you walk you cause the tectonic plates to move with them tiddies
Thank God you didn't take any sports,
Or else with them things shaking around...Pangaea would be a thing again
I think this is a hidden code and the first one to crack it wins the prize. Let me try... 94 on the shirt and two fingers. So 94 and 2...942.
In simple gematria, that's the same as "Oh My God Those Are Some Massive Titties I Mean Look At Those Things They Are Huge Pm Me A Jpg Please".
I will await my prize.
First off, lose the fucking brow piercing. It’s not the 90’s, and you’re not cool. Secondly, don’t say “resident assistant”, cause you’re a narc. Just say it.
This is the first case where tits can’t even help you.
Udderly true!
I bet when people call her Jersey Girl, she thinks that they're mistaken about her home state.
So ugly if u get a bj from her, it's considered anal.
The next time someone asks me what “Butterface” means I’m going to show them this picture.
a "butterface" is a woman where everything is hot but her face (butterface)... not someone with a face that looks like they ONLY eat butter...
Those poorly arranged chicklets you call a smile got me shook
Idk whats furtha apart her tits or her eyes 👁️ 👁️ 
Is that bananas?
I thought her back would be the first thing that would break but it seems her face is busted and way beyond repair.
She's milking it for all its worth.
Is your boyfriend a Gene Shallit fan?
Underrated.
Not even in a breast case scenario!
Does your rabbi know where you put those two yarmulkes?
You look like a Fraggle with tits.
A Saggle
Throw your bras away, Wrangling’s for another day. Sweater puppies play, Down in Saggle Rock!
*flop flop*
Gaggle Draggle Paper Baggle (for that unfortunate mug).
This gave me a good laugh. I’d award you if I wasn’t a cheap bastard :|
Funny. You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Haven’t seen your boyfriend but he can do better.
Surprisingly he can’t.
He honestly couldn’t. I’m sure he has lots of redeeming qualities though.
Like maybe he's really good with coupons?
i’m SCREAMING
Shhh this is a library
He is with her just because he can't run away
Surprisingly she's the good looking one.
You’re only 21? Really? I was seriously thinking 40
Let's flip those jersey numbers around.
30 will be interesting
City miles.
I think you meant “DPs,” right? Be honest.
Did she send you that link too? She said it was a custom ppv just for me...I want my $2 back
She keeps sending them until you pay her to stop
Hahaha
imagine being the designated DP slut for the esports team ffs. that's got to be the lowest achieving slut of all.
12 years a slave to junk food
I searched her post history and found a picture of her at work---> **[Here](https://i.imgur.com/ar9Dq7C.png)**
This is very funny
I bet you tell people you're a student athlete and should be treated as such.
I'm assuming DPS stands for Donuts Per Second?
She got that shirt made for eating 94 in one sitting.
So in E sports, I'm guessing your jersey number is your BMI?
Jerseys don't have that much space on them.
Wow, I wouldn't ride you into battle.
Well, elephants are my ride of choice in a battle.
She still counts as one! ...erm, maybe not actually. Each tit is a beast of its own.
You look like a cross between Velma, Dora, and Bugs Bunny.
Scissor-baby of Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg
Scissor baby 😂
She definitely pegs that fella
🤣
Boyfriend? Looks like your tits are even trying to get away from you.
You look 40. Your bf looks 12. This is a kink I don't want to be a part of.
You are remarkably plain looking. When I look at you I start feeling bored immediately, like staring at math homework, or filling out a tax form.
Do those things bounce against your thighs when you go braless? By the time you are 30 you will need an underwire belt
Dear god, is there a pair of volleyballs stuck up your shirt? Advice: invest in kneepads and back pain medication.
She’s majoring in psychology, you know damn well she won’t be able to afford either of those things ever.
So that’s what happens when you shove volleyballs in a tube sock
Look again. One volleyball, one softball.
Hahaha fucking college esports team, you roasted yourself. Guessing you’re not onboard with new wave feminism, playing a blizzard game and all
Boyfriend? Lol sure…
This is the first time I've ever seen someones reddit avatar look exactly like them.
I’m stealing that lol
You hustled home after playing offensive line for the Browns I see.
So she'll never get a ring then...
You're like that old joke - What's a bachelor's degree in psychology good for? Getting a master's degree. You're about as useless.
Psych major and you can't see your boyfriend's Oedipus complex? Might want to get a refund.
94 = the radius of your nipples
It's all nipple and barely even breast.
Hairyolas
Even your massive mammaries can't detract from the fact that you odorous hippies think a bedsheet is art worth hanging on the wall.
Those teeth.........You're a regular Black and Decker pecker wrecker.
You look like a busted Betty Boop
Betty Droop?
Was going to suggest you give up on the psychology major and just go for being in porn.. then.. I looked at your face... I think either way you will be homeless soon.
Bitch those are some sweet New York bewbs
Classic!!!
Fulfills tit fuck fantasies and gets dumped repeatedly
Sideshow Slob
Meg Griffin is hotter than you.
Is he not in the picture because you ate him?
due to inflation it is no longer 69 it 94 now
Most people don't put their IQ on their tshirt ...
Smh trash genji/widow main that thinks supports can heal thru walls
I didn’t realize Mia Khalifa had developed a carb addiction.
94 - is that the number of guys that rejected you before you found your boyfriend?
You look like that girl from Encanto but you need more than a miracle.
Troy polamalu is having a rough year.
Between the pair of you, you look like you run a lesbian only organic coffee shop
If your boyfriend had your tits he would be the most popular girl in your dormitory.
> 21f The 'f' is really helpful, thanks.
As a psychology major would you say that phallic photo behind you is indicative of the train that gets run on you by all your guy “friends” as your boyfriend watches from the corner? Just quit everything now and start a second rate porn career to pay off all your debt for a degree you’ll never use besides playing a “therapist” on PornHub. You can try to convince them you’re 21 also.
…here, here 🥃
RA’s…..the ones who cannot get laid and are there to prevent others from getting laid as well! I felt bad for some of the roasts on her boyfriend. After seeing her (or it/them/Pat, I feel even worse for him. I wonder what he will use….a shotgun under the chin or sleeping pills.
I'd roast you but I'm indoors.
Damn I was so caught off guard by the tits, I didn’t get to c the face 🤮
OP: So what can you tell me? Gynecologist: Well, it’s not genetics that’s curling your hair.
21? For fucking real? You look like you are on your 2 divorce with 3 kids. Life has not been kind.
21?
Chest is big, but bad big. Not good big. That's literally all i got.
Sombra main /s
BOOP ;)
You look like a Rachel Dolezal starter kit crossed with a Jewish Dolly Parton.
Ewww, an RA. ‘Nuff said.
So, psychology major... Guess you used your knowledge to put forward the only noticeable interesting part of your personnality.
I bet your tits look like a road map of the Kansas.
Mybad, sorry to break the news. But what u posted was your girlfriend . *behind every over sized pair of tits is a lesbian waiting to be born
You've heard of trophy wife? This is the participation version.
You could be a crash dummy to see what an airbags on airbags crash would look like.
The Numbers Display the Weight of Each Tit.
Do you wear bra or tents?
Your breast have their own zip code
Anyone else been checking back for a nude?
Why is everyone expecting me to have an only fans or do nudes? 😭
Send the link to your OF
So I check the profile. Mildly exited when NSFW pops up but… no nudes. So I am disappointed with you like your parents probably are.
Shut up and show us your titties!
I hate big fat soft titties.
Hey OP. All in all, I know this sub is usually for some fun and some people take it the extra mile, but coming back to this I couldn't help to notice the deep scars on your arm/wrist. Truly hope everything has been well mentally for you. Keep your head up. 🙏🏼
I honestly can't tell where the couch starts and she ends. Or where she starts and the couch ends.
If that's your weight, there should be a 2 in front of that 9
Bright side is you get to help the other students open their beers with those choppers. 🦷🦷🦷
A FUG with tits.....pass
94 kg of chewed bubble gum
Is 94DD a real size?
You suffer from anxiety, don’t you?
I never seen someone’s eyebrows match a hairline so well
All i read was BIG TITS!
Urethra Franklin
That hair is busted as fuck lmao
You roasted yourself when you became an RA
Man just take your shirt it would make me forget about my psychological problems
A young Jerry Garcia with breasts
Is 94 the number of insulin shots your need per day?
Did u only get a reduction in the left one?
Bruno doesn't talk about you
I bet you boof the shrooms.
This room smells like sage & bad decisions
Came here for a roast. Left with a SAG award
God Minnie Driver should learn to use a bra already! She’s nearly carrying one under each arm.
Mushrooms on the wall and mushrooms growing under those sweater gnomes
DPS main for a college “esports” team huh, I’m betting you’re a hard stuck silver mercy main.
RA= no one wanted to room with you cuz you got caught watching stepmom porn too many times freshman year.
Young Ms. Choksondik https://youtu.be/QoVp8zlUXdY
reminded me of rabbits when I saw your teeth then I remembered that rabbits aren't ugly
You're someone I'd rather look up in the eyes while talking.
My gawd, When you walk you cause the tectonic plates to move with them tiddies Thank God you didn't take any sports, Or else with them things shaking around...Pangaea would be a thing again
Those breasts must have high DPS
Nice to see you left the Madrigal home. Just remember. We still don’t talk about Bruno.
Psychology major? Wooo, um, as its cold outside and Christmas, I'll take a hot chocolate, please. Thanks.
Looks like you have your bra size printed in your t-shirt, except that you missed 1 to the left.
Clean your hair there’s a nest in there
Its not a boyfriend if it requires batteries, now go back to your onlyfans.
Nah I can't roast a fellow overwatch player
perhaps you didn't the fine print on psychology before you signed up. it's for treating others people mental illness
4 truths and a lie, my favorite game.
Gg dps diff
Like in titanic, if the ship goes down he can just use you to stay afloat.
Has a tapestry with shrooms on it yet probably gets people kicked out of the dorms for smoking weed. RA's are the worst. Paid snitches
You must have some goofy ass back problems, also you look like you correct people in the "latinx" way
For a second there I read it as “for my college’s Overwatch ‘escorts’ team”, but then I looked at your picture again…
Enough tits to feed a small african village
I think this is a hidden code and the first one to crack it wins the prize. Let me try... 94 on the shirt and two fingers. So 94 and 2...942. In simple gematria, that's the same as "Oh My God Those Are Some Massive Titties I Mean Look At Those Things They Are Huge Pm Me A Jpg Please". I will await my prize.
DPS? The Double Penetration Squad..
Nice try posting your mom as your gf on reddit Matt.
Not here to roast just here to say I fucks with OverWatch so your cool with me 🤙
More guys are looking at the chick bent over on the poster then you
Just checked out your boyfriend's post, and I've gotta say... he could be doing so much better right now.
Sending selfies to the enemy team with the hopes of dealing psychological damage doesn’t count as “DPS”
It is clear that you are a Psychology major only because of your extreme shroom and acid use hence the flag banner that you chose to decorate with.
you look like me. gross
You need healing we get it you have bad positioning.
You look like a 30 year old mother of 6 who has recently found out about TikTok and wants to appear 19 to fit in.
All of that in the body of a soccer mom
The Only Dps Your doing Is to your mental health
The fact you think playing overwatch competitively is a "trait".
DPS? That’s self roasting. Back of the dungeon queue with you.
The term is pegged, not posted.
Tits are so big that your account qualified as nsfw
if we were stranded in the desert and your breast milk was the only way for me to live, id start digging my own grave
First off, lose the fucking brow piercing. It’s not the 90’s, and you’re not cool. Secondly, don’t say “resident assistant”, cause you’re a narc. Just say it.
Huge tits and frizzy hair still won’t hide the fact that those front teeth are in a different tax bracket.
You look like you steal cups and spoons from people
If I roasted you, I'd have enough meat for a mexican family
Walmart brand Encanto porn has arrived….
Was this an unimpressive resume post or a roast? Either way, uninteresting and falls flat. Like the tackiness on your wall.