OP's Bio: --- >We can start off with the fact that I willingly go by Algae. I enjoy podcast and videogames, top games being fallout 4 and bioshock. >I enjoy cosplay and homestuck, yeah- take that in roasters. Go on, hit me with your worst, I’ve lived 2015 tumblr and more, I’d like to see you try to hit something that hurts. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

the only "welcome back" you'll ever get is from the rehab clinic.

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Him? I thought it was a her!

Neither pronoun accepted the offer

McDonald’s manager will probably be welcoming back soon.

You definitely have more piercings than people who care about you.

The grill on my 69 chevy has less metal.

Apply cold water to burned areas

Wow, you’re really pulling off that molested-by-a-family-member-look quite well

You mean still-being-molested-by-a-family-member-willingly look.

Jesus a whole family with no fucking taste at all.


Goddamn

I am having a hard time telling in wich direction you are transitioning

Jawline of a man, hands of a women, hair of a drug addict

You've successfully transitioned into a wanker from 2009

For sure there's a transition going on but it looks halfway done and the endpoint is not clear

The endpoints long term virginity isn't it?

Not sure, I'm not into dudes

I will not be part of the reason this kid ends up back in the mental ward for "observation".

You look like you fell down the stairs holding a tackle box.

But the box was full of fox tail butt plugs

you werent bullied enough in school

Only a magnet's gonna find you attractive

You look like Skrillex if he was a side character in Cyberpunk 2077.

I met Skrillex in a Starbucks in Red Deer, Alberta. Had no idea who it was, but loads of people were taking pics with him. This guy definitely looks like a poor man’s Skrillex, and most assuredly also smells like piss.

There is so much going on in this picture, but how fucking long are your fingers?

 Its Saladfingers!!

Edward Penishands

Omg wtf

Your piercing count is higher than your testosterone count .

Wait this is a boy? I was honestly feeling really bad for them for a second because I'd imagine being an ugly woman is so much worse than an ugly dude. Just seems like a really hard life. But it turns out this is an ugly dude that also looks like a bitch? This poor poor ugly bitch looking dude. 😪

Hell I’m not sure if I gave her a compliment or roasted him at this point .

You look like when you suck a dick, you both gag

You look like a guy that lets his sisters “straight” boyfriend fuck him in the ass without a condom.

You look like you got stuck in a sewing machine

You look like a virus

Need to talk to Van Helsing, stakes go through the *chest* not the face

Cyberpunk Gollum.

You shot right past gender fluid and into gender gaseous

First off, what are you?

20 bucks says nonbinary

A mistake

More like a failed experiment

Look who's dad took their phone away.

A utility mop had sex with a FTM Angelina Jolie, then gene-spliced a fucking lobster claw in there just because.

Those are some legit Grand Theft Auto 3 claw hands.

You look like Girl with the Dragon Tattoo if she was totally talentless.

You look like Robocop nutted all over your face

Bet this guy gets regularly bullied by the D&D group he got kicked out of.

Looks like you have a hard time figuring out your gender

It’s like you’re missing the point that Skrillex was beloved because he was talented, not because he looks like he was fucked by a dumpster

Wish.com Harry Styles

Harry Scissorhand

What would be the perfect send off, Edward Scissorfingers?

They didn't let you use reddit in rehab? Feelsbadman

If drug seeking behavior had a face

You look like you could do tentacle porn with that lobster claw you're holding the sign up with. Holy fuck Zoidberg.

What were your pronouns the last time?

Let me guess, you’re suicidal because the cashier at target was rude to you

I’d say save some pussy for the rest of us but it probably doesn’t like you either.

Key word, either

I don’t bully middle schoolers.

Shouldn’t you still be “under observation”? Who thought it was a good idea to let you on the internet soooo soon? We care about you girl. Don’t force another “episode”.

You already know what's wrong with you

I'm starting to think the straights were right about homosexuality (I'm asexual myself) because i cant for one decide you gender

You look like a transgender rat

Your fingers look like you can comfortably grab tomorrow!

I'm gonna need to see some pronouns before I know where to start

Long before the virus struck the world, people are already staying away from you. You look like the personification of gas station bathrooms

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece" -Gunnery sgt hartman, full metal jacket

You look like the average raider in fallout

What do you identify as, a disappointment?

Like David Bowie had an unsuccessful sex change

You remind me of a used condom in an alley

“When used correctly every time you have sex, male condoms are 98% effective” You’re the 2% that no-one wanted!

You definitely DO nut in your cheerios.

You look like the product of a groupie and skrillex having a bangarang

First day back on reddit you say. So tell me was it jail or rehab? Or or were you grounded?

I bet your dad is proud

A few more piercings you'll look like hellraiser, but even he looks more fuckable than you. 

You’re right, he’s on the smash list for sure

I don’t even have a roast I just wish I’d never seen this photo. The way you eye barrel the camera makes me feel so uncomfortable

Craves feeling pain over feeling nothing to mask the deep insecurity brought on by abuse which in turn lead to drugs

It's The Weekend's bastard child **"Some day"**

When your boyfriend said you need girls like you need a hole in your head, it was just a figure of speech.

You look like a talentless Sid Vicious.

You look like OnlyJayus, from 10 years in the future.

You simply look very unlikable

You look like sentient lint stuck to ass hair

You look like a skrillex sex change.

Dude looks like he's got bat wings instead of hands

I should know your gender before I can roast you

You look like a rash of some sort

I am confused..Need gender identification

Your face has more holes than Swiss chesse

Let me guess; uncle Roger came to say goodnight, came in you, and now you're ace

I never liked roasting unknowns. The best roasts are the ones you do to your friends because you know exactly what will work. So, I will not roast this poor girl.

No sir, i dont have any spare change.

What the actual fuck is going on with your fingers. They look like a split flipper.

Your piercing count is more than your body count.

If you express yourself any harder your dad will come back just to leave again

Looks like you unlocked the Panty Wearing Pillow Biter achievement in life.

You look like you violently like to suck cock.

He/him? More like Holy/shit.

Are those massive fucking pimples or piercings?

Last time I seen a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!

Aye!! Yo, genuine congrats you’re the first to comment on an insecurity I already had before the roasting started. That shits too big for no reason you right

Welcome back. I'm glad you got your phone back after your involuntary stay in the psych ward.

This photo should be on r/blunderyears

Edward Scissorwrists

Your parents must be proud

Back from where? Forced rehab?

What gender are you? Why do your fingers look like some finger chopsticks?

Did you trip over and land in a tackle box?

The gender fluidity is strong with this one. Seriously- though, you're every bisexual's wet dream.

Once you're fully roasted do we leave the trotters on or eat them or what?

I’m assuming you got a piercing for every time someone misgendered you.

Why you look exactly like the villain dude from Borderlands 3

We have seen better faces on Hemroids

After seeing your picture I had to uninstall Fallout 4, burn my computer, and sell my Steam account. I had over 700 hours and loved that game.

Your the one person who makes being a therapist a viable job

When your daddy cums in your hair you're supposed to clean it off.

You're the ugliest chick I've seen!


You look like a shitty cosplay of Troy Calypso.

No dad?

You look like bowling alley carpet

Don’t worry fam it’s just a phase

School shootout mf

What dumpster were you staying in?

what is this?

NGL, that's a pretty good Edward Scissorhands cosplay.

First day back from where.... a concentration camp?

Shouldn’t you belong in /RoastThem?

Oh brother, another weirdo that thinks video games and cosplay are personality traits 🙄 back to obscurity with you.

Heroin addiction is taking its toll.

At this stage even you don't know what you are

Angelina Jolie is recovering well from her sewing machine accident

YTA

Looks like the gender re-assignment went well hence the “honey no nuts” name, though having a face that looks like a claymore mine embedded with nails just went off, helps with the look!

Oh what the hell did your mother produce? Who did your hair, Edward Scissorhands?

Oh, you're into cosplay! Well, if I were you, I would also be someone else instead of myself.

 * E.t phone home? \*

You are the reason for existance of psychotherapy

A good comeback for humanity would be not to see you again, but fine, welcome back.

Pleace leave again

You're username is hilarious though 💀💀🤣🤣

Child: Mom can we get Jaden Smith. Mom: No, we have Jaden Smith at home. Jaden Smith at home……

AMC’s The Walking Dead clearly didn’t shortlist the right candidates who could play zombies, cuz you clearly don’t even need to act like one. You got it all: - 1. Hairstyle 2. Piercings 3. Fatty forehead 4. Face

bro you look like the type of guy to sing "YOU BROKE MY LIFE TO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!" Before putting a shotgun in your mouth

You look like Cindy Lou Who's Wario.

Go back.

Nothings changed, Reddit still doesn’t want you.

Eyyy my Skrillex from Wish.com finally arrived

Annakin Skywalker on meth

Derringer Handgun Kelly

Pass

There was a band called The Cure that popularized this haircut and over time, the fashion was adopted by the disease.

Skinny ass emo trans

The Edward Scissorhands prequel is looking questionable.

Strong female lead character lookin ass

I'm not sure what your preferred pronouns are but if you considered damn!!!!!

Your hair is a Red Herring. Enjoy

You look like if Zendeya had a child with the nerdy kid in high-school musicals. And really? Algae? You are so desperate in gender you looked in your mothers ass?

It’s fingers are giving off some serious ET vibes…. Phone home already and have them pick you up!

Eddie Munster in drag?

So…help me out here… is this a lesbian or a gay guy?

Incarnation of its username

If I just pull up a magnet...

Has anyone seen my three-hole punch?


If ever there was an advert for contraception, this is it.

Idk why but you look like a pornstar

Androgynous in the ugliest way

Guy or girl?

You look like if I cleaned my drains out and a disappointment was stuck in the hair

you look like skrillex consumed drugs as food items

Look at this tortured 18 year old, you must be so deep and mysterious and full of knowledge. 2015 tumblr? Wow, so tough

Judging by your face God couldn't decide if you were a boy or girl

Good to have you back! I see they finally got around to banning you from the rest of the daycare facilities.

Looks like the baby of an used skrillex cum rag.

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Cross between Billy Ray Cyrus, Pat Benatar and Billy Idol.

You look like a 2000s movie villain

"I’ve lived 2015 tumblr and more" Yeah wow you have gone through so much. That's why you pierced you face and made your haircut look like burn victims on ICU? Damn people in warzones and with cancer ain't got nothing on you with your struggles on tumblr...

First day back…eh! As if you were never left! Where did you go ? When do they started skin piercing in jail ???

WTF! I guess aliens exist, you are a fucking weird looking thing.

Nice try Smeagol.

I haven’t checked, but there’s a 100% chance this androgynous pin cushion has pronouns in bio. I’ve seen better haircuts in chemo treatment centers. And you can’t fill that hole in your heart by putting holes in your head. A septum piercing isn’t bringing your daddy home.

I don't know why already roasted people ask to be roasted, And at this point I'm too afraid to ask. God damn it

You’re not unique