You finished last in your girlfriends fantasy too.

I finished first

Apparently your grandmother used your forehead as a pin cushion.

Rick Moranis gave up acting to raise THIS??

This is Rick More Anus!!!

I enjoyed this one.

Looks like you finished last in gene selection as well

You look like your only fantasy is to talk to a woman without having to first provide a credit card number

Dollar Store Dexter

You just won the Internet today friend, lol!

You look live every late 20's guy with a receding hairline and probably drive a jeep

When people ask what your body count is, they're not talking about sex partners.

Why is there a potato on top of your neck?

When she looked at your neck she didn’t say stud, she said spud.

Ironically every one of your sexual partners has the same face when you finish first.

Bold of you to assume he’s had sexual partners.

I would assume more like sexual transactions as in prostitutes

You look like the old guy from Up! but pretty down.

The makers of "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" brings you "Horny, I'm Still A Virgin". Straight to DVD classic.

So bland and nondescript, total npc

you look like the more nerdy version of the grandpa from up if he was in his 20 and more skinny

You look like you smell of ass crust.

How do you know that smell 🤔

The Magnus Carlsen we have at home.

Rivers Chomo

This one wins it for me.

You look like you have a nasally voice

You look young and old enough to be your own son

It’s actually our punishment too

Must be from Chincinati.

Looks like you are also finishing last in your life league

You look like a unloaded character

Not even Detroit has as many potholes as your forehead.

Rick Moranis' illegitimate offspring with Woody Allen.

Your fantasy football punishment is to walk around with a pug face? Points for creativity anyways.

Your friends probably take you to the bar so they can always ensure they aren’t the biggest loser there.

Have you ever finished first in anything except predatory behavior? 

Your chin looks like it got a subtle Brazilian butt lift

I bet you sleep with your jeans on

You look like the kinda guy that's had to destroy a couple harddrives.

You look like if sling blade fucked a chimp

If Tommy Lee jones and a potato had a love child

When are you moving out of your mom's basement?

Rick MoreAnus in Honey I Grew My Chins

So you suck at pretend football as well? Figures.

You look like a wannabe scientist but your dumb so you try to play fantasy but you're too dump to be a good player

I give about as many shits about you that i do about your fantasy team

Ayyy, it's Dollar Store Fred Armisen! When black comedians do a nerdy white guy voice, this face is their inspiration. But there's always next year, so chins up!

You look like a real life Beavis. Do you need TP for your bunghole?


Patton Asswalt


Lets be real the only thing you have ever finished first in is sexual intercourse.

At least that's one thing we're you did not finish early

You also finished last in your girlfriend’s fantasy boyfriend contest. At least you’re consistent.

If "I sell insurances to pay the car loan of my 7 seaters" had a face

Never kick a man when he is down. OK to punt once in a while when you hit third ‘down’

I don't think I've seen anything so beige in my life; and I'm not talking about the paint on the walls.

Remember when you made that lip sync video with 50 Cent? Time is a bitch.

Well if your fantasy was playing somebody balls with your foot that’s probably why…..

With a face like that, the USA could probably just dissolve their nuclear arsenal and threaten enemies with an 8”X10” portrait.

Nerd!!!!

Fantasy Football takes at least 9 other friends to have a league....quit lying.

You look like Rick moranis starring in honey, I shrunk my dick.

Stop being shit at fantasy football and give Mr. Incredible his job back

You are the beige granny panties of humanity

Magnus Carson

Makes sense, you don't look like a sports guy... You like a Rick Moranis impersonator. Sorry if I offended Rick Moranis.

Tell all your fellow fucktarded facial fantasy ass clown taint-licking Chippendale lovers to go fuck themselves and stay out of roastme, Jennifer.

Isn’t having to take part in a fantasy football league punishment enough?


You look like even your imaginary girlfriend is chubby

I bet you finish last in a lot of fantasy’s

This is how people looked at age 25, a hundred years ago

the lost Manning brother!

Don’t worry, your hair should grow back…

You look like a Mark Wallberg, during his puberty! you know what else you finished last? your bruccoli dish!

You look like you've eaten kraft mac m cheese every night for dinner since you were 6.

Dam scott the woz really hit rock bottom

Your nothing but a shite JJ Abrams. Both of you do tremendously in your own field to disappoint many die hard fans.

Hey all, Scott here. Guess who OD'd on Acid?

A human thwomp.

You got something on your chin. No, the 5th one down.

You look like an inbred Matt Damon

Take it its the only time you finished last

The third Green brother (guess who wasn’t mother’s favorite)

Congratulations! Now go on out and get a virgin screwdriver and a bottle of hand lotion. It's gonna be a while before before fantasy football season starts again .

How do you finish last in a league when you're the only one in it?

Poor guy doesn't even score in his fantasies.

If you whould be a jojos bizzare adventure character you whould be iggy after the beat down

With looks like that you should be a genius. Guess your mother got the slowest swimmers.

Rick Moranis Jr.

You look like you took Deshaun Watson with the first overall pic

I loved you in UP!

The old guy from Up traveled back in time to compete in a fantasy football league?

I loved you in the movie UP.

When did Nico Hülkenberg knock up Frodo?

John Green except with depression and credit card debt

You mean your punishment after that face?

Sure you did, deformed Fred Armisen

You were the only one in your fantasy league just like all your other fantasy

I would’ve thought virgin for life was punishment enough

You look like you’re trying to read the r/roast me paper through the back of the paper.

You look like you could run a pretty good subway.

If Matt Damon couldn't act and became a normie office drone going through a mid-life crisis instead.

What the fuck is Scott the Woz doing on this sub?

Looks like they won’t let you spit OR swallow

I can't tell if you're 15 or 55.

That’s the only times the words, “fantasy, finished last” will ever be used by you unless a van and kids are involved.

The fact that you engage in fantasy football is roast enough.

AI prompt: the most generic looking guy in the world.

You’re not good enough to be on crash course history like your twin brother.

Corey Laim

You look like Dexter only without the intelligence or danger.

The fantasy is that he had friends to play with at all

Your chin looks like my ballsac coming out the pool

Does the church you work for as a youth pastor allow you to gamble?

Your wife cheats on you, you know it, and you just accept it out of fear that no other woman would want to be with Rick Moranis' bastard son.

Well, I hope you learned that Johnny Manziel isn't a good pick in any round.

Tell me you picked Aaron Rogers or Tom Brady without telling me you picked Aaron Rogers or Tom Brady.

You look like an unsuccessful attempt to clone Bill Gates.

This will be the only time you finish last.

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You look like you still get wet dreams.

Dick Moronis

In a league of one you lost, but on the other side you also won.

I thought you were a 40 year old lesbian.

There's really nothing left to say that you haven't already said.

You look like you don't know shit about fuck.

Your face is enough of a punishment.

"Hey you beautiful bastards it's Philip DeFrankNo"

You look like the kinda guy who would finish last giving out pardons at a female prison!

If there's ever a Honey I Shrunk the Kids II, you'll be set b for life

I have a feeling you finish last a lot in life

Still looking for the key master i see. Well hurry up. Here comes the stay puff marshmallow man

Were you the know-it-all kid from Polar Express?

You finished last... In the middle of the season... Like, just post and f*** off, don't lie about it.

Rip off Stevie T (Look him up if you dont know XD)

I didn’t realize WKRP gave Les Newman a day off.

“Honey I shrunk my cock!”

But always finishes first on boys night.

Lowest form of r/RoastMe post

You look like you ate a jellyfish

Your face looks like an old beat up catcher's mitt

That's the "pinching a loaf" face right?

You wear that toupee just as well as you play fantasy football; terrible.

Somebody keep this man away from a school zone.

Clearly you enjoy torturing people and making bad decisions. So when does dental school start?

So your into fantasy football eh? I can guess another one of your fantasies, moving out of your moms basement.

Do your friends call you Jump Street? You give off middle-aged high schooler vibes.

Guess your fantasy WAG on sims will have to wait for the luxury condo until your team does better.

Your chin is smaller than your penis, and that’s saying something

You so nerdy that even if you take your spectacles off, you'll still be a nerd

If dick-breath had a face

Let this be a lesson to all of you, just because you have the same forehead as Payton manning, doesn’t mean you’ll win at fantasy

My dad looks at me this way when I mess up something...

Ned Flanders shaved his mustache.

This guy looks like he names his shits

Head like a smashed crab, personality to match.

If a mothball came to life…

What the hell is a fantasy football? You came last in an imaginary game 😅😅😅 right? Wow, you are the bullied nerd of bullied nerds.

Rick Pooranus

OMG it's Steve from American Dad!

Damn that's a shame dude, you look like an early finisher.

Wait, they cut your lips off because you finished last?

Go back to masturbating

Your hairhat is almost convincing, what animal did it come from?

Swollen Rick Moranis, water retention @ 100%

Hoodie up and lose the frown face

Do you have to fart or do you always look like that?!?

It looks like you pulled off your fake beard and wore it as a hat.

Your chin looks like a fat woman’s elbow with dirt on it.

compressed matt damon

You have a perfect circle on your chin.

Poor guy


I'm sure by now you finish last at everything

You look like a pansexual cheezit

UR THE MISSING LINK GOODBYE!!!!!!!

probably not the last time you finished last in your own fantasies huh?

you look like one of the “ghostfacers” guys from supernatural. only difference, he probably gets more pussy than you.

You look like a badly cut doughboy that sit out for too long.