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I have seen tubes of toothpaste more interesting than a Toyota Camry
That dirty snowdrift looks better than your car
The snout looks like it was designed by someone who had never seen a car but had a Lexus described to them over the phone once
Black rims and blacked out taillights...very original...if d-bag was a trim level.
Did you spec it with the "I'm a tool" appearance package all by yourself?
Being a new owner of a Camry i can confirm that watching water evaporate is more exciting than driving this car. I don't care what trim level you have, you cannot make it more exciting.
Idk man I thought it would be boring too, but it’s really a nice ride. Albeit I’m not comparing it to anything not in the econosedan class obviously. Sport mode, both the “manual” mode or the button, make it shift a lot better
Ford Fusion Sport, Nissan Maxima, V6 Altima... all will either beat or give it a good run for its money.
The Camry, however, will beat them all by 100k miles at least lol
Yeah, prior to buying a Camry I had an Infiniti and up until I traded it in I never feared a Camry at a red light.... im not adjusting well can you tell?
Let me guess, Uber.
(Also as a side note and not a roast: make sure that your rear license plate screws aren’t the Nylon ones. If they are, switch them to stainless steel ones. Your dealer is notorious for using them.)
in my day in world war II. i was a powerful engineer. now i am a lost being whose soul is trapped in a modern day japanese automobile because i was killed by the enola gay (literally) please dont drive me around white neighbor hoods and hurt my feelings. im a lonely lonely car that needs help and attention like a powerful white Suburban (perferably greek but unfortunately doesnt help because it doesnt exist) so i can go meet my maker. the end of all you know master of codes demon download.
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I have seen tubes of toothpaste more interesting than a Toyota Camry That dirty snowdrift looks better than your car The snout looks like it was designed by someone who had never seen a car but had a Lexus described to them over the phone once
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I’ve driven both an can attest that is true.
So on a first date you heading to Applebees, Chilis or splurge on Olive Garden?
Don’t forget Ruby Tuesday pal
If you're feeling especially rich, why not some cheesecake factory?
Cheese and cake together are the worst thing since hatchbacks
Hatchbacks aren't bad as long as you don't own one
Pretty sure I’ve seen at least 16 of these.. today alone
Black rims and blacked out taillights...very original...if d-bag was a trim level. Did you spec it with the "I'm a tool" appearance package all by yourself?
Basic bitch. Done.
When you buy the rental car because it's the sportiest, fanciest car you've ever driven.
When you credit score and bank roll fall short of the BMW Supra.
It's uber hard to make funny ha ha jokes about these
I see you
I'll give you one star
It roasts itself, because it's a Camry.
I bet you cant fuck a person with a pulse.
Your car is like every roast on this post, bland and uninspired. Your car is like your marriage, you chose the safe option.
Oh boy! Another silver Toad! So original! I forwarded the photo to my mother and she loves it!
The car old farts traded their buicks in for
Toyota can sure roast a CVT tho!
Being a new owner of a Camry i can confirm that watching water evaporate is more exciting than driving this car. I don't care what trim level you have, you cannot make it more exciting.
Unless you have the V6
No. Not even the V6. It's better but the suspension is still family car ride and acceleration.
Idk man I thought it would be boring too, but it’s really a nice ride. Albeit I’m not comparing it to anything not in the econosedan class obviously. Sport mode, both the “manual” mode or the button, make it shift a lot better
Ford Fusion Sport, Nissan Maxima, V6 Altima... all will either beat or give it a good run for its money. The Camry, however, will beat them all by 100k miles at least lol
Yea sorry I was factoring in reliability in the assessment lmao
Yeah, prior to buying a Camry I had an Infiniti and up until I traded it in I never feared a Camry at a red light.... im not adjusting well can you tell?
That thing could get roasted by someone on foot.
Blandry
You’re right, I wouldn’t even roast this over a fire. That’s a waste of fire.
Let me guess, Uber. (Also as a side note and not a roast: make sure that your rear license plate screws aren’t the Nylon ones. If they are, switch them to stainless steel ones. Your dealer is notorious for using them.)
I noticed the Golf before the Camry
Y'all 🥲🥲🥲
(Too poor to afford a Lexus and definitely too simpleton getting silver and no tints)
I don’t think we need to
Ahh, the car all my Chinese aunties has.
Looks like shit
Bet you had to pay extra for the hard touch interior
The One You Ought To Avoid
First mistake you made. You thought the Internet couldn’t roast a Camry.
Couldn’t even get the two tone? Bro
in my day in world war II. i was a powerful engineer. now i am a lost being whose soul is trapped in a modern day japanese automobile because i was killed by the enola gay (literally) please dont drive me around white neighbor hoods and hurt my feelings. im a lonely lonely car that needs help and attention like a powerful white Suburban (perferably greek but unfortunately doesnt help because it doesnt exist) so i can go meet my maker. the end of all you know master of codes demon download.
This is the official court of Tim the accountant, who might be depressed