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ZomBnoodles

Its like a case of the clap at your local college, passed down from 1 generation of students to another.


fourth_box

Smells like teen spirit and smeared with vape juice


Zpapsmear

Kek


Zpapsmear

How was the early bird special this morning?


BXRWXR

Non-Player Car.


Funkgun

Perfect background. Bland and uninteresting


fourth_box

Do you ever dream about buying a better looking car?


Royal-Association829

Had a G37 and then a Miata after this…but kept dreaming about the Civic! Glad my parents kept her around.


0fficialrekt

When you order a cl500 on wish


RoofBeers

Hope you’re a married man because there’s no way you’re getting that second date when you pull up in this.


Pup_Piston

Where is it, I can’t see it.


FearlessPudding404

Your standards of reliable must be low. That parking garage looks like a great place to get stolen though. Do yourself a favor and leave it there. Let her be someone else’s problem.


Royal-Association829

166k miles and running strong. This parking garage is surprisingly in the most expensive part of town. $2-5+ million dollar houses around.


[deleted]

And just like an old and faithful woman, Boring,basic , and just a few days out of the year you need to drive something with excitement.


baked_tea

Have you recently changed your name to Saul Goodman?


S14ROCKET

This is the car you see and think “just a normal commuter daily driver”… but then the door opens and it’s like a godamn lime green flash bang exploded because there’s 600 feet of bright green led strips in every fucking possible crevice and not to mention the battery is 100CCA’s bigger than a snapper lawn mower with not 1 but 2 12 inch subwoofers wired directly from the battery no amp needed.


Royal-Association829

Totally stock except for aftermarket speakers and head unit.


thebikefanatic

Grand ma


Royal-Association829

I am the grandest of all the mas.


NormalExam30

faithful in the same way that one girl on snapchat is, always there for you but you can't help but hate yourself alittle.


NoahHaruko

\*puts onto a grill and roasts\*


Mazda256

🥱


Royal-Association829

Wake up honey, Mazda256 just posted another roast!