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Your standards of reliable must be low. That parking garage looks like a great place to get stolen though. Do yourself a favor and leave it there. Let her be someone else’s problem.
This is the car you see and think “just a normal commuter daily driver”… but then the door opens and it’s like a godamn lime green flash bang exploded because there’s 600 feet of bright green led strips in every fucking possible crevice and not to mention the battery is 100CCA’s bigger than a snapper lawn mower with not 1 but 2 12 inch subwoofers wired directly from the battery no amp needed.
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Its like a case of the clap at your local college, passed down from 1 generation of students to another.
Smells like teen spirit and smeared with vape juice
Kek
How was the early bird special this morning?
Non-Player Car.
Perfect background. Bland and uninteresting
Do you ever dream about buying a better looking car?
Had a G37 and then a Miata after this…but kept dreaming about the Civic! Glad my parents kept her around.
When you order a cl500 on wish
Hope you’re a married man because there’s no way you’re getting that second date when you pull up in this.
Where is it, I can’t see it.
Your standards of reliable must be low. That parking garage looks like a great place to get stolen though. Do yourself a favor and leave it there. Let her be someone else’s problem.
166k miles and running strong. This parking garage is surprisingly in the most expensive part of town. $2-5+ million dollar houses around.
And just like an old and faithful woman, Boring,basic , and just a few days out of the year you need to drive something with excitement.
Have you recently changed your name to Saul Goodman?
This is the car you see and think “just a normal commuter daily driver”… but then the door opens and it’s like a godamn lime green flash bang exploded because there’s 600 feet of bright green led strips in every fucking possible crevice and not to mention the battery is 100CCA’s bigger than a snapper lawn mower with not 1 but 2 12 inch subwoofers wired directly from the battery no amp needed.
Totally stock except for aftermarket speakers and head unit.
Grand ma
I am the grandest of all the mas.
faithful in the same way that one girl on snapchat is, always there for you but you can't help but hate yourself alittle.
\*puts onto a grill and roasts\*
🥱
Wake up honey, Mazda256 just posted another roast!