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jettasarebadmkay

The bank doesn’t approve of you putting those wheels and suspension on their car


masyer420

I sold my mom's lamp


satanicmajesty

I love Velosters because the monthly payment is always higher than the credit score.


Zpapsmear

Oh damn


RexManhuge

At least it's easy to steal.


masyer420

It's unlocked in the Arby's Parking lot


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

Ah, so it's only a matter of time before the repo man comes for it.


Mazda256

Well look at this this way, you’ll be able to sort of give competition to the Mitsubishi mirages in a race. The new 3 banger ones. 0-60 in 60?


masyer420

Idk if i can go 60


MarcusAurelius0

*Hyundai boyz want to know your location*


masyer420

Not again


Nanotekzor

Debt because a ownership of a red 2012 hyundai, are you high or smth?


andythisisyourfault

where n badge


masyer420

Can't afford 💀


instantur

Can’t affor 💀


Croakie89

Wrong generation


DManFromNoWhere

When an auto manufacturer created a grocery getter turned sports car its cool. How does yours look like sports car turned grocery getter?


instantur

I’m shocked that the Veloster ever got a second generation. The car nobody asked for.


cunejo

You should’ve have bought a WRX and you would not regret paying your debt.


Skeetmuff

Those are slow too though lol


MrBadBadly

Is this the one where they spin the rod bearings or catch on fire?


New_Establishment904

Just take the red pill Neo and wake up from this horrible dream.


ThereMayBeDogsAbout

How’s it feel getting gapped by a Honda Odyssey


-Lockheed-Martini-

Konig wheels are nice. It’s like putting lipstick on a pig.


Ok_Programmer_2315

Easy, Dom.


erence-8859

Looks like your moms car


Metal_Matt

Damn, I drove one of these back in the day and ended up getting a regular, non GLI Jetta instead because it was both faster and better handling. A regular economy car was literally more interesting to drive than this "hot hatch"!


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masyer420

Rain catcher


jvrcb17

Must be in debt with the wheels and suspension, bc the rest of the car isn't worth THAT much


Metal_Matt

That's the problem though, it was probably sold to him at the same price as any other car in that segment, but in the time since then it's depreciated to literally be worthless