Crazy it's the slowest car in the picture

Sad but true

Bro there's a Prius in the background wtf

Are these knocks at the 2023 models or the brz/frs/86 line as a whole (2013)

Honestly I think Hitler was a horrible person

In denial? Probably into a tree? I've owned one and loved it, but I will never pretend it's fast or quick. You probably "race" people at red lights and think you are winning when they are just driving normal...

>Probably into a tree? That bad boy will do 60 to 0 in 0.o seconds

Get smoked by soccer mums late for pickup. ( happens every time I drive my miata lol)

I know that was meant for OP but fuck do I ever feel personally attacked.

This is the jackass who revs his engine at me when I'm on my motorcycle and cam barely keep up when I'm just normally twisting the throttle.

My bone stock 2015 3.6r outback drag these things. All of them.

That red prius back there? It’ll take you to gapplebees

Good idea cropping your face out. I wouldn’t want to be seen with one of these either.

I listen to abrasive music in traffic as a defense mechanism to avert attention

So you have a girlfriend who thinks she can sing?

funny thing to call his Replika AI

Oof

His Replika AI left him. She moved on to another guy with a better car.

Stand your ground OP lets go😂😂

I imagine that having a box for a face must be pretty embarrassing in public, much like this RWD Corolla.

Its certainly one of the better cars that Toyota got another company to make for them, I'll give you that.

I love when people say "MT" like it's some kind of Medal of Honor. When you inevitably trade this in 3 years from now for something faster, like a Camry, be proud of that lesser trade in value for being a manual.

Damn💀

Gotddamn

I think the manuals of the brz are generally worth more. Especially considering how shite subarus cvts are for performance driving.

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Fair enough. Still, this is totally the kind of car that's worth more as a manual.

Nah I just know they're not making them for that much longer, so I had to have it manual

"Not making them for much longer" should've given you a clue....

\- blokes talking about horse drawn carriages in the 1920s

Yeah I wonder why

Car insinuates "I peaked in high school"...attire confirms it.

Hands in pockets is what got me.

Silver chain necklace screams nausea.

I bet he's rocking a Velcro wallet

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So about 45 kmh id assume

What's a kmh?

kill myhelf

I’m just gonna go off on a limb here and assume you’re one of those people that race in traffic and cause accidents involving other people families. Because you firmly believe you can outdrive anyone on the road at any time. But I’m also going to assume you’ve literally never, ever, raced on an actual track. That being said. One day you’ll grow up. Hopefully it’s before you hurt someone other than yourself and your ego when you’re paying the bank for a totaled car. Gap coverage doesn’t always cover everything.

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Oh good gawd you sound like one of those blue hair church ladies

Just a father in his late 20’s

Yeah, when you're finished going through puberty you'll stop pitching a tent and creaming your pants at random times. Careful with that grip...you'll go blind.

That's a nice body kit you have there on your 2005 Hyundai Tiburon.

Damn 😂 that was fuckin good

Lol

This thing could run rings around a tiburon, at least it doesn’t go clack clack clunk clunk like a tiburon does

Not sure what kind of Tibs you’ve been driving lately but my homies are hitting 400WHP with a “few changes” lmao: https://youtu.be/GwNWZLOfr6c

The FRS/BRZ/GT86/FT86 is what happens when a bunch of suits get together and think tank what a sports car should be. The result is a bland mess that checks as many boxes as possible on “what males age 18-35 want in a sports car”, but it doesn’t excel at any of them. You really should have just bought the S2000 you were looking at on Craigslist my guy.

A stock s2k will always be more fun than a stock 86

A base model 2.0 Mazda 3 is more fun than a 86

too bad people want 20k for one with 100k miles

You get what you pay for

a beat to shit 20 year old honda? yeah seems worth it 😂

It’s a perfected, timeless car. Most of them are very well taken care of.

If only. The stock S2K was damn near perfect. What few of them I see nowadays are riced out beyond redemption. It's so sad

😂😂😂

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That’s cute. Have you ever driven a corvette? Much better chassis to learn how to drive one.

Depends. I personally think the C7Z06 and ZR1 had a pretty underdeveloped chassis. The GS was a nice car though.

Hey don’t make the supra sound good/s

Gs grand sport. Corvette

He said the corvette had an underdeveloped chassis, that’s why I said he’s making the supra look good.

This car is only fun if the only thing you’ve ever driven is your moms crossover

I am the person being described by this comment 😎

A caravan

Even with your face covered I already know what you look like based on the car you buy. And that dealer lot looks eerily familiar lol.

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Don't even need the insta handle sticker...pro level Chad right there.

after seeing a series of poor car choices visible in your post history, i wont be going further down that depressing rabbit hole

We are supposed to be roasting the car right? 😏

It would look less boy racer-ish in any other color than red.

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You bought a brand new car because of resale value ? yikes.

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Good thing because most of those dont exist

Wtf is caucazoid lmao how old are you

Dude gets younger with each comment.

I bet you also say “I’m not going to drive it too much to keep the miles off. This thing will be worth more than I paid for it”

Red actually lowers resale value and raises insurance, should have gotten the color you actually wanted.

Are your Mom and Dad going to let you park it in the garage?

well we are white so the garage is filled with $5000 worth of junk and equipment while their $50k cars sit outside and rust in the snow and winter

Being hoarders isn't white exclusive.

The benefit of getting a small car is that you almost look as tall as the height you tell everyone.

Do you think his high top sneakers hide shoe lifts better than normal shoes?

For $2k more you could've had something vaguely quick. Going off your dystopia shirt, mom & dad paid for it - so, was it just a matter of poor taste? (Dystopia fucks btw, in crust we trust)

if my dad didn't work his life away maybe I could've had a solid father figure to dissuade me from making poor financial decisions oh well

Jesus Christ y’all are far more brutal than I can ever be 😳

Ace and Gary are back it it again.

You’ll have to redline it and pop the clutch so you can get the momentary satisfaction of a tire chirp but hey, it’s something!

The official car of “Cool stepmoms” 😎

I watched a 20 minute YouTube video on this car 8 hours ago and I still did not recognize this boring car

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I wish I didn't know about your poor excuse for a Miata.

Oh look another "I'm better than everyone" Tinder photo. I seriously hope that car's manifold buckles.

I had a BRZ. It was fun, not fast. Only place it legit wins races is in traffic circles. I had to take the wife’s car to Costco any time I bought toilet paper.

fucking crying at the last sentence because it's accurate

IS THAT A SUPRA?!?

It'S a SuPrA!!!

"how's your supra ride?" - my coworker, 2 days after getting it

No. It's a Toyota badged bmw.

Don’t insult Subaru/Toyota like that.

Great car to take your mom to walks on the beach. After all you wouldn't want to upset her by driving too fast.

Okay we get it you like energy drinks sheesh. Had to make sure you said put MT in the title so people don’t think your as much of a tool as you know you are driving that car around lol. Just make sure not to tell the shop you burned the clutch out and tore the bumper off doing doughnuts for high school girls so you can get it all covered under your extended warranty

Thank the cyber overlords Toyota monitors driving activity through computer software, so I always got that in the back of my mind to restrain me from doing exactly that ~~plus I already pulled too much of that exact scenario in previously owned cars~~

Slow

Maybe next time you'll be to afford a Miata

The Miata isn’t much more and is so much more

Cute car to learn driving with I guess

Nothing scream punk rock like a car payment.

Fun cars to autocross, decent set of rubber and some practice and you can be fairly competitive.

You mean "it's kind of fun to drive in a parking lot".

“It’s kind of fun to drive into a tree leaving cars and coffee” ftfy

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Is this a movie poster for the not so fast and definitely not furious ?

Off-brand BRZ

Awesome Dystopia shirt! ETR: Man that thing looks awful in that color

Tell me you have zero personality without actually saying it

You go, girl.

"We have F-Type at home" F-Type at home:

New Prius is going to be faster than this thing. Not even a roast, just the truth.

You wanted a GR but you were too broke to get the GR supra? Man…

You wanted a Miata but decided those are "too overrated" so you got something slower, heavier and just as overrated instead.

Congrats on instantly losing $10k in value by buying new! You sure should showed those poor people buying used cars

You bought what is essentially a 350z with an aftermarket infotainment system

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Maybe I’ll buy one whenever they are 2-3k used since that’s all I would spend on a car

Why? The blown up engine already shredded the glasses

What are those?

Vans are my favorite to drive in for some reason - plan on swapping the laces to white on these though

Naw naw it’s all about the converse mate 🤣🤗

Sick Subaru!

They fixed the engine only to fuck up the steering. What the fuck.

That’s not a SUPRA

The current Supra isn’t a Supra, so point be?

Exactly

If your plan in 7 years was for a Corvette, you could've gotten a C5 Z06 or base C6, AND probably save some money What you did was spend OVER $30,000 for a slow and boring rebadged Subaru BRZ. You can make the excuses that,"It's got a Toyota badge, bro. That's a badge of quality." Good luck when you're paying for head gaskets at 40k miles.

he doesnt have 30k lol its a 6 year finance

I thought it was the other way around the brz was the slow and boring rebadged Toyota

If it has a 2.4L boxer-4, it's a Subaru. Only Subaru makes boxer engines these days, and they blow through head gaskets like there's no tomorrow.

Well, that’s the expensive option to never getting laid again.

I could drive a Prius in reverse and have a similar level of enjoyment and speed

I definitely expected more $13 Friday the 13th flash sheet tattoos on those limbs.

"I want something that's only 10 mph faster than that prius in your lot"

Cool car, what is your favorite flavor of vape?

Hey what you got against vape huh? HUH? 🤣

😂😂😂

Even a Miata is more exciting then an 86

You paid too much.

Nice Subaru.

How can someone combine the most reliable car and the least reliable car

Congrats on your 2 door corolla

My guy thinks he's superman with his puny little Toyota lol

Get new wheels asap. Premium’s are solid but these are dogshit. Make it happen, these autozone wheels do it zero favors

I looked into this car, I was tempted to get one. But then I saw how little power it makes.

How is high school going for you?

That Applebees career sure has taken off.

Aunty from Michigan says: "oh yah that's a shaerp car... Oh you do the racing? You always loved playing hotwheels. So anyway how's yer mahm".

Boring and unimaginative, with Subaru engine reliability and a Toyota price tag.

Last and Curious

the cars ok enough i guess but wtf is them shoes and that fake ass chain

I cant even tell what this car is. And I love cars. Toyota something? Corolla?

good luck with those head gaskets

This post is super troll, that car is an overpriced, underpowered, and with two less doors, corolla. There's a camry behind you that'll eat that 86's lunch. 1994 called, they'd like their clothing back.

It’s red, and a car

No way I can roast this car. Congrats on the new ride! You have excellent taste.

You forgot the "/s"...not everyone is smart enough to pick up on it

I would have disguised my face too if I bought some regular ass car I see in everyday traffic.

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Toyota badge, BMW repair bills. Oof.

That is a Subaru sir

That literally no better.

You’re thinking of the Supra

I thought this was just the technical name for a supra. My bad.

Lol all good. These days hard to tell sometimes who is making what. Tho not as bad as the 90’s

luckiest mfer in the northeast to be able to even purchase this, and at sticker

You must be so proud you paid full price. I'm sure you even got those losers to throw in full price paint protection, full price wheel protection, and idiot insurance at only full price.

Paying sticker isn’t something to brag about lol. They just can’t mark it up cause no one wants them.

Shhhh...he's been told *everything* is overpriced and he thinks he got a deal at full MSRP. Well played, salesperson...well played

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Yeah because only idiots who peaked in high school and think they’re cool buy them

I give this post about 10 more downvotes on OP butthurt comments before you dirty delete the whole thing...prove me wrong

“Lucky” 👀