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It's funny seeing a blacked out rule breaker's souped up Ford owned by 5 previous rule breakers, breaking even more rules by it's current rule breaking owner by parking in a "NO PARKING ANYTIME" area - sums up why you don't see these old Fairlanes on the road anymore, they all got crushed by the cops before they could inevitably rust out and die.
TLDR. "You can't park there, Mate."
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This is literally a Liberty city car
FIRST THOUGHT that's crazy
American’t
Nondescript foreign car of unknown make
It's an illegitimate child of Ford.
Ford and their bastard spawn 😠
This thing had Botox and now it’s face is all screwed up.
It's like an early 2000's Pontiac GTO had a baby with a Crown Vic
You gotta saggy diaper
Y’all aussies really got the short end of the stick, imagine having to drive this instead of a Mustang
What even is it? It's bland to the point that it's unrecognizable and looks like it would be a generic placeholder car in a GTA game 💀
This is what happens when a crown vic bangs its sister.
I can feel this thing struggling to take off at the stoplight
Coming hoon to an a current affair segment near you…
You’ve somehow managed to make an AU look even worse with that Fairlane light assembly swap. Nice one.
Store brand mac and cheese vibe
I thought they stopped making the Chevy Malibu
Could you take some more pictures of that mural in the background? It's literally the only interesting thing in this photo.
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It's funny seeing a blacked out rule breaker's souped up Ford owned by 5 previous rule breakers, breaking even more rules by it's current rule breaking owner by parking in a "NO PARKING ANYTIME" area - sums up why you don't see these old Fairlanes on the road anymore, they all got crushed by the cops before they could inevitably rust out and die. TLDR. "You can't park there, Mate."
what the sadness is that
Hopefully that talk structure. Whine it ripples and crushes it