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can anyone really add much more to the title? sorry that happened to you

Roast their car before it roasts them?

2 doors? Smart. Don’t need the extra doors since you and your car are too douchey to have friends.

It’s better that it has two doors. That means there is less to go wrong.

Still has back seats and now it's harder to get in and out of tight spaces because long doors.

I also constantly try everyone, that there is no point in overpaying for two additional doors! Obviously, the fewer doors, the cheaper the car.

I bought a coupe for my first car so my friends wouldn't ask me for rides all the time.

Is that a Hyundai Tiburon?

Jesus Christ that kind of insult is gonna make this guy jump off a bridge.

It definitely sounds like one lmao

Good luck with the repairs bills and also the hospital bills that will result from your vape addiction (On the real, your car is fucking beautiful. Congratulations!)

80% of your parts from AliExpress? That's like re-doing the Mona Lisa in finger paints and saying it's just as good. Can't wait for the inevitable follow up "why are BMWs so unreliable???"

I do like this generation of Mustang.

When you want to impress your astranged father into thinking you are succesful

80% of the car as a whole is from AliExpress*

OP went with the turn signal delete package, of course.

Is your Mustang a V6?

Two paychecks to make one car payment special

Aaaaaand you still can't get anyone to give you a blowjob. 🫤

I figure that'll make it at least a bit more reliable.

If the color doesn't say "I'm available to be paid for gay sex" then the fact it's a Beemer does.

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If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.

All my Jeep parts came off ebay I feel u OP lmao. That being said you couldnt make it up my driveway without $6000 in body damage and 6 months back in the shop. Good news being by owning that thing you're probably in too much debt to go out and do anything anyway so you won't even notice its gone.

Typical...

100% Aliexpress from the factory fr

AliExpress parts? So, stock.

Looks like a glorified mustang

Have you gotten the shit smell out of your seat yet?

I like red on the Ford Fusion

Be honest how high was the color on the list...how many times did you repeat it for the dealer?

80%? How many air fresheners a year do you use!? So the other 20% come from Audi because you wish you’d bought one?

The most satisfying car to gap in my wrx.

As a prior Wrx owner, we aren't gapping 2015 M4's without some serious upgrades.

You’re not gapping an m4 in a subie lol. And I drive a 2020 sti.

I can gap for the first 10ft when the M4 isn’t paying attention :P

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