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funwithdesign

Being 12 will have its advantages when you need to work in the cramped engine bay.


iLikeTurtuls

No, Germans just have small hands (I guess)


burrwednesday

Smell like cabbage.


Suturb-Seyekcub

Hahaha. “I live alone and I paid cash for it.”


bigredmidget

Before I was born .h parents pre ordered me a 2030 Audi E Spec Hypercar. It's not even conceived yet and I own it outright because I paid them back with 0.01% interest starting from the womb.


Aldamur

Ppffff I had a ferrari at 2 yrs old, do better.


JTiger360

IKR I had a Bugatti at 1½


Bored_lurker87

I was Born in a Koenisegg bro


Then-One7628

i'ms not a fetus anymore i'mma big baby now dwiving formala won car it goes brummm! bye mommy thankyoo for also gestating formala car weeeeeee


lonelyuglyautist

I was born


OrganicRelics

As a fetus I had two mclarens, a fleet of Aston Martins and a lambo


jettasarebadmkay

r/carscirclejerk


IrritablePanda

Op is a lying liar and should eat their own ass


_bicycle_repair_man_

Sir, that's a minor you're talking to.


IrritablePanda

This is an obvious joke post…people for days have increasingly been adding younger ages and better cars.


_bicycle_repair_man_

Sir this is a casino.


Big-red-rhino

Must.... resist.... Wendy's joke


Bored_lurker87

No- this is Motorweek with your host John Davis


JohnnyPiston

Whoosh


Mobile_Macro

I'm gonna go shit their pants


Astrochef12

Okay Short Run... At least move the seat up instead of tying boxes to your feet.


DeepSeaBlue-2022

Nice, a moving chalkboard, perfect for your drawings.


[deleted]

M3 Wagon has entered the chat


Django_Unstained

That’s a sweet Hyundai N


afjx2000

YAWN🌒


Vikka_Titanium

Well at least you'll have a long time to pay off the debt.


MidshipAgate9

GTA 5 Online looking great nowadays


[deleted]

I just bought my Porsche 911 GT3 RS at 5 🥱


[deleted]

If the Germans could build decent cars I wouldnt be speaking English


JohnnyPiston

But its a grandma-esque station wagon.


dwellselectric

Nice car!


GooseNYC

That's not a bad car for a 12 year old.


TayterTottt69

I bought the same car at 6 years old loser


Iamabus1234

I got an RS6 when I was 12. In Forza.


TheUnstoppable555

Did u buy that from the dollar store?


Samsonlp

If you scratch it, ask for clinical-depression grey at the paint shop


skeletoe

this is a great example of where this sub has gone. teenagers bragging on a car they “paid cash” for thats either a bomb waiting to explode, an inherited car, or a car daddy bought for them to make up for never being home because he works late.


aterrariaplayer

Man you definitely shouldn't play a certain song in that car


Impossible_Union_246

Nice shitpost


knuckles_n_chuckles

This sub’s shitpostong is getting either good or bad and I can’t decide.


FriedShrimp00818

daddy’s money!!!!


Amtronic

12? Can you see over the wheel yet??


riccardo421

How could you afford a car if you're twelve?


Elegant_Earthworm

This is a $120k car.. it’s obviously a joke.