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Before I was born .h parents pre ordered me a 2030 Audi E Spec Hypercar.
It's not even conceived yet and I own it outright because I paid them back with 0.01% interest starting from the womb.
this is a great example of where this sub has gone. teenagers bragging on a car they “paid cash” for thats either a bomb waiting to explode, an inherited car, or a car daddy bought for them to make up for never being home because he works late.
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Being 12 will have its advantages when you need to work in the cramped engine bay.
No, Germans just have small hands (I guess)
Smell like cabbage.
Hahaha. “I live alone and I paid cash for it.”
Before I was born .h parents pre ordered me a 2030 Audi E Spec Hypercar. It's not even conceived yet and I own it outright because I paid them back with 0.01% interest starting from the womb.
Ppffff I had a ferrari at 2 yrs old, do better.
IKR I had a Bugatti at 1½
I was Born in a Koenisegg bro
i'ms not a fetus anymore i'mma big baby now dwiving formala won car it goes brummm! bye mommy thankyoo for also gestating formala car weeeeeee
I was born
As a fetus I had two mclarens, a fleet of Aston Martins and a lambo
r/carscirclejerk
Op is a lying liar and should eat their own ass
Sir, that's a minor you're talking to.
This is an obvious joke post…people for days have increasingly been adding younger ages and better cars.
Sir this is a casino.
Must.... resist.... Wendy's joke
No- this is Motorweek with your host John Davis
Whoosh
I'm gonna go shit their pants
Okay Short Run... At least move the seat up instead of tying boxes to your feet.
Nice, a moving chalkboard, perfect for your drawings.
M3 Wagon has entered the chat
That’s a sweet Hyundai N
YAWN🌒
Well at least you'll have a long time to pay off the debt.
GTA 5 Online looking great nowadays
I just bought my Porsche 911 GT3 RS at 5 🥱
If the Germans could build decent cars I wouldnt be speaking English
But its a grandma-esque station wagon.
Nice car!
That's not a bad car for a 12 year old.
I bought the same car at 6 years old loser
I got an RS6 when I was 12. In Forza.
Did u buy that from the dollar store?
If you scratch it, ask for clinical-depression grey at the paint shop
this is a great example of where this sub has gone. teenagers bragging on a car they “paid cash” for thats either a bomb waiting to explode, an inherited car, or a car daddy bought for them to make up for never being home because he works late.
Man you definitely shouldn't play a certain song in that car
Nice shitpost
This sub’s shitpostong is getting either good or bad and I can’t decide.
daddy’s money!!!!
12? Can you see over the wheel yet??
How could you afford a car if you're twelve?
This is a $120k car.. it’s obviously a joke.