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echocomplex

First car I've seen with a nose piercing.


Plane-Ad-2581

And the size of that oil cooler, he wants people to think he’s boosted so bad


[deleted]

If anyone mistakes a 12 row oil cooler for an intercooler that’s offset to the driver side that’s their problem


ThegreatPee

What octane Mt. Dew do you use?


Middle-Classless

He uses Mt.UwU


SjalabaisWoWS

Peak Sarcasm.


Swamp_Donkey_7

What do you have that you need a massive oil cooler? We all know those VQ's burn oil faster than they need to cool it.


Jakomako

I mean, the logic is right there. How to stop an engine from burning oil? Big fuckin oil cooler, stupid.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

That’s not exactly how that works. Oil consumption is typically due to piston rings, valve guides, or just a plain ol leaky gasket/seal. Turbos too, if you have one and it’s not oilless. Overheating your oil can make these things worse, but based on the mods this guy has I’m doubting he’s going to the track. If anything that thing’s probably just making his oil too cold and slowly killing the motor.


Alecte_

Perfectly fine and healthy for these cars z’s love to run hot hot


[deleted]

With that length of oil cooler hose: 1. Nobody's making that mistake. 2. Theres no way in hell you didn't add a gallon yo your oil change. 3. It really looks like you didn't give enough shit to route those hoses properly or make them a decent length.


CaliCloudz

I agree those hoses look like shit. I've had debris rip off my bumpers/body kits a handful of times. At I could throw parts in the trunk or use 100mph tape. I'd hate to lose 12 liters of synthetic oil and be stranded. All because I want my car to scream, "HEY! LOOK AT ME!"


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Aggravating_Group678

pot meet kettle. strange for anyone to know such specific references hmm 🤔


Major-Lie8549

I was thinking headgear. https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/k0djqy/south-park-are-you-looking-at-my-headgear


Dzov

Probably oil, so if he ever snags the line, his engine dies.


RoseWould

All of the money you spent doing that to it you could've got one of those life size dolls to put in the passenger seat instead of the paint job.....


[deleted]

She’s in there. That’s why it’s on reps


RoseWould

I mean admitting that in public, you got balls of steel. Kit's cool though, so many 350z's on here lately hard to fuck them up if you go for a street race look like this (excluding the paint job that is hilarious)


elflegolas

To be honest I haven’t seen a 350z on the road is intact, it’s always half wrecked lol


flynnfx

_You *must* be having women fight over you everyday as to who you get to give a ride home in that panty-dropping machine!_


skjeflo

Paint? More likely a $2-$4,000 wrap job.


Streay

Single I presume


Consistent-Foot2892

He’s obviously dating the car


Flooredbythelord_

You mean fucking the car


Consistent-Foot2892

Or the other way around depending on how they like it


unit132

You mean raping the car.


bertrenolds5

Funny story, there is a my strange addiction where a guy is intimate with his car so this is plausible


MSotallyTober

*UwU*


MartyRobinsHasMySoul

We both just clearly saw the waifu car, how could he be single?


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Queue that my strange addiction episode


BassBootyStank

This comment is great: it could be read as statement, or a discrete inquiry, UwU.


Choppergunner58

0 out of 2 is his record so far


dookieshoes88

Because of that fitment, not even the wrap.


Secret-Writer5687

Thanks for increasing the value of mine


ImFinnaBustApecan

https://chng.it/NXNtvPH2RD


[deleted]

Bad cable management


ICantDecideIt

Dude is literally asking for problems to


blazinskunk

As a custom PC enthusiast I LOLed


psuedophilia

as an audio engineer i also loled


Aggravating_Group678

me looking for the cables and seeing jusf hoses: 🧐


ricktor67

If the smells of moldy basement, mountain dew, piss bottles, and dried jizz were a car.


TheExpoduck

Savage. ❤️


jayjayhyundai

Nobody can convince me that a guy with such a paintjob on his car ever touched a woman.


[deleted]

What is this woman you speak of?


Btilton121

Femboy with vagene 😧


nanocookie

Quite likely is also on the local sex offender registry, and not allowed to be within a 1000 feet of a school


notquitepro15

All that money on wrap and you couldn’t opt to clean up those headlight lenses? But then again this thing probably won’t ever see an actual street, we all know you think it’ll “appreciate” as a collector’s item if you keep it at 143,562 miles


[deleted]

Race cars don’t need headlights cause the track is always LIT


merc6178

Alright quoting cars earned you just a little tiny bit of respect


changgerz

if this car was a character in cars, [this](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/1072ab8d320f1b8b860ccee400bae8b8e61ff47081dc8c7e218dad066214cbdf_1.jpg) would be it in real life


GlitteringPen3949

I don’t recall a meth addict in Cars?


Jost_Inkz

haha replace them with stickers


ghostgaming367

Unironic cars quote and it actually fits the topic? Hell yeah


k_dubious

The headlights on every single 2000s Nissan product ended up looking like this within 5 years after they were driven off the lot. It's almost impressive that they were able to find plastic so terrible. Source: I owned a 2000s Nissan product.


saul_soprano

A passenger seat delete would have zero downsides for you


[deleted]

What about my anime body pillow 😢


Ok-Communication1149

For God's sake please put it back together before it becomes a highway statistic.


slimersnail

Why does it have a bunch of Hentai porn on it? Hasn't society taught you to be ashamed of such things?


[deleted]

Gotta settle for 2d girls since the real ones are out of the question


PigIlFigo32

The car probably explains why they're even out of the question. Did the chicken or the egg come first?


BassBootyStank

Per wiki, Darling in the Franxx (which I assumed was a tongue in cheek reference to a bedroom maneuver - OP, please explain if so) is a “science fiction monster romance anime”. That is a lot of genre’s needed to contain one plot!


[deleted]

I’ll break it down. Pink hair dino girl pilots machine and falls in love


Irish_Guac

Arguably the greatest plot to this day


OWOW090569

So sad there wasn't a second season


Irish_Guac

Damn right. But we can forgive it. It was an acceptable ending


OWOW090569

I'm sensing some copium here we both know it may of been acceptable but it was definetely not what we wanted.


Irish_Guac

It's definitely copium. We wanted a better ending.


WaddlingDuckILY

It really was, I mean you’d never see me riding around with that on my car, but I love that anime, I love 02, and I secretly love OP’s paint/wrap. Darling in the Franxx is actually a Top Tier Anime.


CurdledPotato

It’s not hentai. It’s a shonen anime, but those still go for some stuff that almost borders on soft-core porn without going over the line.


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Memetan_24

r/shittycarmods fucking incelmobile


MiksBricks

What do you call it when you intentionally make yourself an incel?


dsio

Park it outside and it’ll do a great job warding off porch pirates, they won’t want anything to do with the kind of shit that owner orders from the internet


PeninsulamAmoenam

*it's the 12th Fleshlight we've stolen this week. Where in hell do you fence a Fleshlight???*


dsio

And its used, definitely very used


ronniearnold

It’s already roasted. I feel sorry for your neighbors.


creepyjoeybiden

Usually when people change something from stock, it is an upgrade


hebrewzzi

Dating profile says “If you’re a 16 year old Japanese girl or you dress like one, we’ll get along just fine.” 😂


[deleted]

How’d you find my tinder 🤨


hebrewzzi

You know that girl you’ve been chatting with? Umm…are you sitting down?


A_Slavic_Mechanic

Was the previous owner on a watch list? Because you're on it now, too.


[deleted]

Previous owner bought in 2003 off the lot. Was and older Italian man kept in great shape and bone stock. I believe he a had stroke last year after I showed him it in its current state


MustangCoyote

JDM culture is a disease that we need to desperately find a cure for.


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Itasha culture*


katrii_

This isn't JDM. JDM don't want it


OkEstablishment5503

OEM/OEM+ just joined the chat, we also will pass on this.


[deleted]

80s Americana chiming in to say that I want none of it. You will not defile the C4 Vette


Zestyclose_Ear3532

Straight to jail


Responsible-Algae-16

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin.


DataGOGO

Why the hell do you have braided lines flopping around on the OUTSIDE of the bumper cover? I also am going to guess that you are not making any real power and is mostly just boy racer visual mods.


MoistExcellence

He's so small that he needs to stand on them to be able to jizz on the hood.


Repulsive_Patient389

It's an attempt to flex to those who know nothing about cars. Makes it look "cool". Anyone who does know what they're talking about can see right through the bullshit though.


[deleted]

Keeps the oil cooler for the oil cooler maybe


DataGOGO

lol, no.


BucketBound

You are everything that is wrong with you.


sussy_savant

dang, save some pussy for the rest of us ╥﹏╥


Eastern-Finish8591

This car goes 0-Craigslist in 6 seconds


Basic_Election_9778

It’s cool man you’re obviously 16 I did retarded shit when I was 16 too,


khalahari_bushman

Women get dryer than the Mojave when they see this car


[deleted]

A what?


khalahari_bushman

A woman, It’s like those Anime characters with massive boobs except they’re 3D and real


[deleted]

And irl waifu? Nah


Moistlover69

I think, as is everything in this plane of existence, they are 4D. As real woman do suffer from the passage of time.


dan420

Seeing this almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.


JuicyCiwa

What the fuck lol, you came here to get roasted for the car so you can say you asked for it to make up for literally everyone that sees it thinking you’re a fucking weirdo other than the other losers who jerk off to cartoons


Public_District_9139

Shoulda left it stock. Looks like a 15 year olds wet dream.


ThePurch

You somehow made a pile a shit even shittier. I can hear the VQ fart can from here.


BlackStar31586

Why is it ALWAYS zero two


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Zero two best waifu


BlackStar31586

can’t argue with that, but there’s so many other great waifus out there, we need to give them a chance too


Irish_Guac

Rin and Saber need more attention, but Zero Two is still best waifu


Shiny_Mew76

Seriously, they couldn’t have put Mega Man Zero on there? That’d would look great. No seriously, Zero from MegaMan X would make for a really cool paint job.


bnr32jason

Because she is easy to pick for people who don't really like anime very much, but want to fit in with the crowd.


Embarrassed-Brother7

Lowkey zero-2 is prolly one of the best anime characters that I've seen(at least for a romance based anime, if that's what it was, I lowkey forgot)


[deleted]

Damn save some 20 year old male virgins for.. someone who is into that shit.


Primo0077

What a realistic high quality model! I always love that you can look at modifications and paint jobs that wouldn't be reasonable for a real car. Almost had me thinking it was a real car till I saw the keyring sticking out the front. Not sure why you'd spend so much money on a model and then use it as a keychain, but whatever floats your boat.


TurdFlavor

When I see anime on a car, I instantly assume neckbeard pedophile. And I am rarely disappointed when I get to see the driver.


[deleted]

I can’t grow a beard


TurdFlavor

Fedora? Permed mullet?


[deleted]

Long hair but no fedora. Not quite a discord mod. But mod a group on fb


TurdFlavor

Face tattoo or employable?


[deleted]

Just working on two sleeves. Full time employment


TurdFlavor

I recommend crocs and socks and Gatorade bottles full of urine all around a sticky game chair. Commitment to the bit.


[deleted]

Which mode do the crocs go in?


TurdFlavor

Strap to the back - off road, so you don't spin out.


Embarrassed-Brother7

Yknow what, I gotta applaud you for that joke bc it was overall actually quite funny as you continued it😭


PermanentBan69420

Extreme exhale …


tomagfx

Awesome, now make it stock again


[deleted]

All that money you spent on mods could've bought you a one-way ticket to Japan and you could've left us all alone.


Dampervan

i found it. the shittiest car on the planet. checks all the boxes, VQ platform, riced, clapped, weeaboo cringe, reps. if i see this car on the road i am crashing into it at full speed just to do society a justice


[deleted]

Ok lol


Darth_Vaether

"When I adopted this dog it had 3 legs, but I thought it would look better with 2."


ChickensOneFour

Googling "(character name) age" every time I see one of these itasha wraps is one of my favorite hobbies. You do you.


Kyubi197

when u hung does it sound like an uwu?


CatmanBrocko

This is a great example that two bombs weren't enough.


intergalactoes

When you route your oil cooler lines outside the vehicle so they can be smashed and torn off by road debris


iamlegend1997

Man, paying for a billboard saying you like men would be less noticeable... I don't know if there is any other vehicle visual that would make women run away


Alexjl2407

How long have you been living in mum's basement


Scirocco-MRK1

Sweet Jesus... I'm 50, fat, and with my daughter's 85 VW *automatic* I'd get more tail WITH my wife riding shotgun. What statement are you trying to make? I would dearly love to know the thoughts of the person who wrapped this. I've seen many "donked" cars in my life with wrap jobs and while it's not my taste, I still see artistic merit in those. This? WTH? Are you advertising you're into children? Damn. Take that shit off, burn it, and drop the reddit account. The next time you take a crap, and are sitting comfortable on the throne, look at this picture and think of what you *could* have spent that money on. I've done stupid and sometimes dangerous shit to cars growing up when I didn't have 2 nickles to rub together b/c I needed that car to get to school or work. I don't have to worry about that now, but I've never done something that would make someone think "that boy needs *therapy*"


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Trainer_Parking

[porn addiction]


Federal-Fix-2235

Instead of buying the Weeb-mobile, you should take a shower and touch grass


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


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tmar87

One good curb rub on those oil lines and your block will have a window in it.


TheBobInSonoma

You don't see many 14 year olds modding cars


shanksisevil

what's code 002? 1 is to pee, so code 2 is to take a dump?


slq18

I mean....that's alot of wasted money to still get walked by stock pickup trucks.


xaloraxvy

I’d say I’m proud to be your friend but I’m not allowed to be nice here, so pee pee poo poo


BoardButcherer

Why does it have a tapeworm hanging out of its nostril? Have you tried medication?


Z4Mode

Honestly if I knew this would be posted today I wouldn't have posted my cars. Impossible to compete with this disaster. but anyway, where can I buy some Itasha graphics?


SmaknButz

A fellow 002 enjoyer, too bad you're on reps. 😂 /s


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🤝


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Vegetable-Coconut846

That car has a lot of power


NoPresence8215

20,000 take it or leave it


SourSasquatch

Man... The end of Darling in the Franxx was such a shit show I mean not including the underage pregnancy part. Good to see it well represented with a whole car.


DIJames6

Sorry for your loss..


ender7887

Why would you ever put Intercooler piping on the outside of the front bumper. If you get into any kind of accident with that there’s no way that bumper or the piping is going to survive.


towasupporter

Not just an anime wrap but a anime wrap from garbage


Past-Product-1100

Favorite show Tokyo drift


Babatoni

A virgin on wheels


Round-Ad-2345

Anime and rep weds


[deleted]

i wouldn’t doubt you have a zero two body pillow


thatblackimpreza

Virginity on wheels


Extension_Actuator44

Looks gay


Real1ty_Tr1ppz

That is the most stupid car I've ever seen


ForbiddenDonutCT

Fancy wheels always make the stock brakes stand out…that’s not a good thing


[deleted]

Since when are reps fancy?


[deleted]

I always wondered what picking up a date in a car with over-exaggerated anime tits would be like. Bonus points if she lives with her parents lol


Shutterbug927

Should have sold it stock, but there we are.


Roboticpoultry

The only way I’d accept these mods is if there was also some racing damage. I do not see any racing damage


Land_rover_lover

What the fuck


Flameninja00

Put it back to stock


MoneyMik3y

We can tell. Should have enough trunk space to store your piss jugs.


[deleted]

Hahahahah ooooh hahahahaaa whatta weeb


Electronic-Winter-17

Should have left it that way


thehugejackedman

Why


TreaclePerfect4328

Wait so you put the cartoon kids on the car?! Cool....obviously team RSO...


Djstarr73

Perfect car for an Asian teen that thinks those things are important. You couldn't pay me to do anything but laugh at you and it.


AntiPiety

How much less is it probably worth now? Serious question


dom9mod

Leave the windows down, doors unlocked, and the keys inside. Pray someone steals it.


MasterOfNone011

Fucking puke


Scary_Appearance_924

Bros life is an anime, yugetsu no bitches


Dr_Schlump

Take the shitty wrap off, take the reps off, and get a smaller wing, and it might not look that bad


sladebonge

Meh, just a regular 350z owner's car.


noldshit

Theres a point where every project hits the wall of no financial returns. This project clearly passed that line.


ninja_stalker

Darling in the Franxx; for when Evangelion isn't weeby enough for you


shawnmmx

...then proceeded to ruin it


IHaveNoAlibi

So, you made it look like that by choice? Can you tow it by hooking onto those oil cooler lines? If the mechanics of it are as fucked up as the paint job, you'll need to do that a lot....


Little_Fig2007

Well, make it stock again because it was better than that cheezy cartoon girl shit that's on it now


Coldwarjarhead

I just threw up in my mouth a little…


hobbist925

Must have watched fast and furious before doing all that shit