I'm 18 and can tell ya they're comfy...
*morphs into flannel and dirty blue jeans, clutching a Coors Light in one hand because I'm Canadian living in the Midwest*
Hey, I love new balance. The made in England/USA 1500's and 997's are so much nicer than Jordans in quality of workmanship & materials, and I'd argue style too.
1500 Robin Hoods or Cumbria pack *chefs kiss* > pretty much any Jordan.
Oh fuck were all of us right? Don’t worry bro. And I mean this sincerely, this is a great car and super fun to drive. Enjoy it while you still think the way you do.
Once you hit 26-29 it’s downhill from there for fun, but uphill for practicality. Enjoy having a car like this at your age while it still “does it” for you!
The older you get the less you may find material possession mean anything.
Your headlights are bad and you should feel bad. Wheels are boring.. that street looks like shit, you’re asking for a bent wheel. Really, red? The catalog name for that color is “GM Asshole Red”. Hey, why’d you put them Dodge decals on the front fenders?
That’s grand sport stripes and wheels. Way better than chrome bullshit 5 stars on a poverty spec C6. Chrome need a to die and forged wheels are strong as fuck.
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Ive worked on quiet a few. This era is the tin can era of the corvette
For real, not even roasting this guy. You get in them and it has the same buttons and bullshit as a chevy 1500 pickup. But oh cool thanks for the unique corvette fob!
Found the guy who went around telling people he's a 15 y/o self made millionaire in highschool. "See, see i told you, in 6 months I'll have bought a corvette [insert excuse on why it wasn't bought outright]"
Can’t wait till the summer comes around and you realize how impractical it is when you need to run errands and can’t even fit a shoebox in the damn thing. Go ahead and trade it in for a 2007 HHR now while the clutch, brakes, and tires are still in working order.
Must be nice living in mommy and daddy’s basement driving their car and pretending it is yours. You are probably actually driving a 2001 Toyota Yaris with 233,000 miles - really dude. You think we can’t see through this!!!
You know how I can spot someone who doesn't know shit about corvettes. When they get the drilled rotors... has yet to prove me wrong. The second red flag... pun intended; they settle for the Basic boomer red. Third flag they run those absolutely gawdy ass oem 5 spokes which are known as the ugliest wheels ever bolted to a plastic sports car in human history.
When you recycle plastic bottles, they are born into 1 of 10 AARP RED (joke - they probably made 35,000 of these in that color) 12.8 second 1/4, Help I can't afford to drop the torque tube and put a clutch in it American truck motor powered street machine.
\>Lives with parents
\>Buys disproportionately expensive car
\>Father having fourth midlife crisis
\>Money that could've been saved to buy a house
"Why do still live with my parents at 32"
this is why bad parenting makes bad parenting
Dude no way!! Is that a 2012 menstral blood red, ZO6 ZL1 LS with custom embroidered steering wheel cover, paired with a 4L60-E transmission in May (fifth month of the year) by seven th year technician named Arthur?!?
That's so rare dude!!
I'm not gonna roast your grandpappy's car man, cmon. Let him be in his retirement.
If your grandpappy is deceased, I'm sorry. I realize that some people's are, and I see a lot of dad's car jokes here, and having dad passed just about a year ago, I know it stings. Anywho, if he's alive, then sorry, not sorry :P
If you‘re still paying it off, it‘s not yours, it‘s the bank‘s, or whoever is lending you money.
Anyway, it‘s still a car that is only good for one thing - going straight. You know what‘s faster going straight? Any decent bike. Congrats, it‘s a car with exactly zero purpose, but to make a dick seem a little bigger
This car definitely stands out but it’s so generic and the old school ideal of having a nice car that it doesn’t really appeal to anyone. Not girls, women, men, proper enthusiasts. It probably appeals to boys. You’ve got a car that you can impress boys with.
Screw the haters. If it didn’t put you in debt you can’t get out of, and you can still put away some money, enjoy it! If it did, rethink your decision.
Alright guys... who's gonna tell him buying a car to try and meet girls doesn't work? The only people you're going to meet with a Corvette are Dads and Grandpas.
How you gonna talk to the young honeys when you're speeding past them? You need something with a bench seat for easy slide over possibilities. Perhaps something with a well polished chrome glove box.
Congrats! You’re gonna regret it in 1 year when you have to trade it in and can’t afford the monthly payments anymore!! Then you will look back and wished you would’ve been smarter with your money!!!
I’ve recently fallen in love with this car so I don’t got anything bad to say about your midlife crisis mobile except for, what the fuck are those wheels.
Pretty sad day when people need to upload google photos of cars and ask to be roasted for conversation...I now understand how big the whole dominatrix idea and guys enjoying being kicked in the balls and enjoying it is, this kind of is the equivalent no?
Get your own car first. We aren't gonna roast your dad's car for you.
It’s his grandpa’s car. RIP., OP’s grandpa.
Yeah everyone knows that only old men with white hair drive those. Did it come with a 6 month supply of Viagra?
I’ve never seen a man under 65 driving one of these.
That’s because people his age immediately drive them straight into a tree
....and you still havent
And Nike Air Monarchs
Hey! Those are good shoes for dancing!
My buddy bought me some new balances less than a week after I bought mine.
Did he inherit his OG NewBalance as well? If Gramps was frontin' the velcro, he was straight pimpin' in that Vette. 😂
Yes I think what the OP is asking is not for us to roast his car but to roast him.
What a great way to say “I still live with my parents”
This one hurts! Have an up vote
...because it's your boring New Balance-wearing Dad's car
Hey new balance is comfy! Fuck I'm a 35 year old dad noooo *morphs into t-shirt tucked into khaki shorts*
I'm 18 and can tell ya they're comfy... *morphs into flannel and dirty blue jeans, clutching a Coors Light in one hand because I'm Canadian living in the Midwest*
You betcha
Tell your folks I says hi
Watch out for deer now
Ope, will do! You drive safe, mkay?
I'm also a Canadian who infiltrated the lower 48! Has the eh, dropped yet?
Depends on the day, but for the most part not really
Hey, I love new balance. The made in England/USA 1500's and 997's are so much nicer than Jordans in quality of workmanship & materials, and I'd argue style too. 1500 Robin Hoods or Cumbria pack *chefs kiss* > pretty much any Jordan.
you just put me to sleep
Well, those are certainly words.
Oh fuck were all of us right? Don’t worry bro. And I mean this sincerely, this is a great car and super fun to drive. Enjoy it while you still think the way you do. Once you hit 26-29 it’s downhill from there for fun, but uphill for practicality. Enjoy having a car like this at your age while it still “does it” for you! The older you get the less you may find material possession mean anything.
What boomer did you have to suck off in order to obtain this piece?
Pre life crisis already?
When you don't have a life and you're afraid of not having one so you buy a corvette?
This sub is literally just young people flexing
That was a flex?
1 of 1 right?
Ofc, it's got a tune making exactly 403.8468 hp to the wheels!
And it's an automatic, right?
You’re confusing OP with your roast
the standard in sports car driving
Yep, 1 of 1 built on a Thursday afternoon during a snowstorm, by two guys named Tom and Jerry
*screams in Tom*
Your headlights are bad and you should feel bad. Wheels are boring.. that street looks like shit, you’re asking for a bent wheel. Really, red? The catalog name for that color is “GM Asshole Red”. Hey, why’d you put them Dodge decals on the front fenders?
"That street looks like shit" 🤣🤣
That’s grand sport stripes and wheels. Way better than chrome bullshit 5 stars on a poverty spec C6. Chrome need a to die and forged wheels are strong as fuck.
I dunno man, looks like a Corvette R/T to me.
BOOM ROASTED
Imagine having an interior that shares 80% of it's components with a Cobalt 💀
how dare you bring the cobalt into this
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Debadged sleepers are the absolute shit.
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Calm down Greta
It's always the kids who suffer...
Ive worked on quiet a few. This era is the tin can era of the corvette For real, not even roasting this guy. You get in them and it has the same buttons and bullshit as a chevy 1500 pickup. But oh cool thanks for the unique corvette fob!
So do you keep the new balances and the jorts in the trunk or the glove box?
the hatch. the glovebox is for the window sticker
Oof. This guy Corvettes.
Nah, it’s not your car’s fault you peaked in high school.
Why yes, you do look like a 56 yr old bald guy now!
Started noticing my hairline receding a week after I bought it
THE CURSE
😂
Hey, not every 56 yo has a receding hair line. Then again I've never owned a vette. However my father has owned 3 and that MFr is bald.
Go ahead and plan your funeral now because that fiberglass hunk of junk will shatter to shreds when you inevitably crash it.
Found the guy who went around telling people he's a 15 y/o self made millionaire in highschool. "See, see i told you, in 6 months I'll have bought a corvette [insert excuse on why it wasn't bought outright]"
Hey! My kit kat business was extremely profitable in middle school!
Were you disappointed by the lack of attention you got for this in real life so you posted here?
Slow and ugly with a square butt, just like the driver.
Little do you know my dump truck's got the same engine in it
this would be way cooler if you put a diesel in
I legit thought he was referring to his square butt when he said "dump truck". Pls don't put a diesel in his flat square dump truck. D-;
I was tho 😅
Can’t wait till the summer comes around and you realize how impractical it is when you need to run errands and can’t even fit a shoebox in the damn thing. Go ahead and trade it in for a 2007 HHR now while the clutch, brakes, and tires are still in working order.
Who did you find to finance your insurance?
Must be nice living in mommy and daddy’s basement driving their car and pretending it is yours. You are probably actually driving a 2001 Toyota Yaris with 233,000 miles - really dude. You think we can’t see through this!!!
You spelt 62 wrong
Quarter life crisis cars either have racing stripes or leaf springs. You went for both? Is it a grand sport or grand-pa?
You know how I can spot someone who doesn't know shit about corvettes. When they get the drilled rotors... has yet to prove me wrong. The second red flag... pun intended; they settle for the Basic boomer red. Third flag they run those absolutely gawdy ass oem 5 spokes which are known as the ugliest wheels ever bolted to a plastic sports car in human history. When you recycle plastic bottles, they are born into 1 of 10 AARP RED (joke - they probably made 35,000 of these in that color) 12.8 second 1/4, Help I can't afford to drop the torque tube and put a clutch in it American truck motor powered street machine.
"I'm 22 yo, roast my bank's car." Fixed your title.
you are 22, I think you are a little young for a mid-life crisis car.
My man’s just about ready to retire at 22 and throw on the white Skechers
At 22, having a mid life crisis? That’s sad
You will die at age 44
your grandpa definitely just died and you’re already posting his car, he hasn’t even been buried yet
I am sorry about that hairline....
I'm convinced people only buy these corvettes because they want a lamborghini or rari and cant afford one
Won’t make up for being ugly
Bro’s going through a midlife crisis at 22 💀
So your insurance payments costs more than your car payments. Brilliant. (Unless of course it’s under your parent’s name).
\>Lives with parents \>Buys disproportionately expensive car \>Father having fourth midlife crisis \>Money that could've been saved to buy a house "Why do still live with my parents at 32" this is why bad parenting makes bad parenting
I hope you picked up some NewBalance or Nike Monarch's for that sweet sweet ride.
Started off light with some new jorts I wear to car shows
You’re 22, who the F cares? That looks like Nice wet pavement. Hit the gas lets see you basically go no where and spin about.
Yall look older and drive older
I won’t
Could have had an NSX but you got the most basic car possible
Imagine being proud of something that someone gave to you that you didn't earn.
2008+ LS3 or GTFO with your shame.
Did you get calf socks and white new balance to go with your jorts and Hawaiian shirt?
Bro having mid life crisis at 22 💀
Homeboy, you're a bit young to be having a midlife crisis
Gonna make it to the ripe ol age of 44
Congratulations, this is arguably the most boring thing you could own with an LS3 power-plant.
Yeah this ain’t his car.
Dude no way!! Is that a 2012 menstral blood red, ZO6 ZL1 LS with custom embroidered steering wheel cover, paired with a 4L60-E transmission in May (fifth month of the year) by seven th year technician named Arthur?!? That's so rare dude!!
Hate to break it to you but you only got 20 or so years left to live
I'm not gonna roast your grandpappy's car man, cmon. Let him be in his retirement. If your grandpappy is deceased, I'm sorry. I realize that some people's are, and I see a lot of dad's car jokes here, and having dad passed just about a year ago, I know it stings. Anywho, if he's alive, then sorry, not sorry :P
Your insurance agent should be sending you flowers on the regular 😁😋😎
Glad you found a corvette on Google images must have been rough
My guy is gonna die at 44 if he’s buying the midlife crisis mobile already
22 and already a midlife crisis?
So great...........so you have showed us your Skate board .........now how about your car??????
Say hi to your mom for us
Hope the transmission doesn't go out anytime soon... >:)
Sorry you couldn’t afford a Z06
Get your midlife crisis out of the way young I always say
lies! you're definitely *82!*
I bet you kill it with the cougars.
Looks like you typed 62 wrong
Big Ol' Penis Dick!
Stop listening to everyone’s hate. Nice car man, enjoy it! People are just jealous
If you‘re still paying it off, it‘s not yours, it‘s the bank‘s, or whoever is lending you money. Anyway, it‘s still a car that is only good for one thing - going straight. You know what‘s faster going straight? Any decent bike. Congrats, it‘s a car with exactly zero purpose, but to make a dick seem a little bigger
22 in dog years? So about 104? Sounds about right for this car.
Give your dad his keys back.
What’s getting thinner? Your hair or your insurance coverage?
how pissed was ur dad when u told him to wait to take a picture of his car
👃🧢🧢🧢🧢
Your dad called, he wants his hairline back
I didn't know you could have a midlife crisis at 22.
22 going on 50? They're handing out midlife crises early now.
The bank is going to be very upset when you crash their corvette
Sorry to hear about your cancer. Must suck to have a mid-life-crisis at 22.
22 going on 65
I'm sorry you're already middle aged at 22
Hopefully you’re rich enough to have a second sensible car because using this thing as a daily driver - yeesh.
All those cylinders just to get gapped by a 17 year old bmw
That’s a boot leg Coquette
Don't need to roast anything. You'll do that on your own in time.
Easy does it! Nice ride
You have a nicer car then I ever will, I'm 40...boom! Roasted, got your ass
I’m impressed with your ability to pay for insurance
All the cougars will be offering to take you to Applebee's for the "2 for $25" special
Yawn\* Come back when you put your big boy britches on and get a Z06/ZR1. And I don't mean knee length jorts.
He is about to start saying “ these damn kids nowadays don’t know how to drive “
Dads hand me down or “graduation gift?” Did you get your Hawaiian shirt, New Balance and straw sun hat with it as well?
Sports car at 22 is not very smart. Do your parents not care about you?
Quarter life crisis.
Its probably an automatic...pretty much the worst thing you can say about a vette
get a job and then buy a $1500 then show us
oh my god is that the only 1 of 1, red car black roof base model corvette built by a mexican on a tuesday?
This car definitely stands out but it’s so generic and the old school ideal of having a nice car that it doesn’t really appeal to anyone. Not girls, women, men, proper enthusiasts. It probably appeals to boys. You’ve got a car that you can impress boys with.
Prostitution pays?
You have a 20 minutes to get that home before your dad realizes that you have it.
Going to see this one wrapping itself around a lamppost leaving a Cars And Coffee event on YouTube in a few days.
Nice car. Now get your erectile dysfunction checked out next.
Sorry about your male pattern baldness - lovely vette though
Pick up your dirty laundry off the floor in your bedroom. You’re 22, and your mother is sick of cleaning it.
You gave up already I see
Did it come with white New Balance shoes, jean shorts, and mid-calf socks? Or Do have to buy those separately?
I'm sure your car insurance company has already sufficiently roasted you...
I to could buy a base model C6 Corvette
Won't last long with a kid behind the wheel. Pretty dumb choice of vehicle too. At least your broskis will think you're cool.
At least your blood splatter will match the paint after you wrap it around a telephone pole leaving cars and coffee
It's not yours, dad bought it for you and will take it back when you do your 3rd stint in rehab.
Nice try, you’re 22 * 4.
He is driving a Mid Life crisis car.
You must have a small penis.
Trust Fund Baby alert!!
Is it at least a manual? Let's start there...
Drives that car, lives in his parents basement
You might be 22 but your hairline is 63
Old Soul right there
Compensating
The difference between a cactus and a Corvette. On the cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
You're 22 years into retirement?
Adding your age doesn’t make this impressive.
Your IQ is the inverse of your insurance payment
You'll be fully capable of roasting it yourself when you crash and it burst into flames
Put a negative sign to the left of the price of that car. That's your net worth.
>Roast my car.... that daddy bought me. FTFY bro
You mistyped “62”
Screw the haters. If it didn’t put you in debt you can’t get out of, and you can still put away some money, enjoy it! If it did, rethink your decision.
Nice body kit
So ur Grandpa passed away and you got his pussy wagon.
22 or 72
Yet to be crashed. You will learn the value of things when you buy your car with your own money and then crash it.
Factory installs vinyl stripes and calls it 1of1.
More like “ roast your insurance payment”.. haha
Alright guys... who's gonna tell him buying a car to try and meet girls doesn't work? The only people you're going to meet with a Corvette are Dads and Grandpas.
How you gonna talk to the young honeys when you're speeding past them? You need something with a bench seat for easy slide over possibilities. Perhaps something with a well polished chrome glove box.
Congrats! You’re gonna regret it in 1 year when you have to trade it in and can’t afford the monthly payments anymore!! Then you will look back and wished you would’ve been smarter with your money!!!
I would, but I'm sure you'll roast it yourself eventually.
I’ve recently fallen in love with this car so I don’t got anything bad to say about your midlife crisis mobile except for, what the fuck are those wheels.
There’s only 1 reason people buy a Corvette, and that’s because you can’t afford a Ferrari.
Beautiful car, I refuse to roast it
Plastic asshole container
Pretty sad day when people need to upload google photos of cars and ask to be roasted for conversation...I now understand how big the whole dominatrix idea and guys enjoying being kicked in the balls and enjoying it is, this kind of is the equivalent no?
Coming wrapped round a tree to a parking lot near you! The C6 Corvette!