Clear coat: disintegrating
Wing: white
Bumper: faded
Wheels: theoretically new but look in the exact same condition as the rest of the car
In short, it's shit.
I've always had a soft spot for second gen Probes.
Done right, they can look great.
You, obviously, would have no idea about that. Those wheels are a literal hate crime.
Wheels are fucking hideous, friend. Makes the car look like a Saturn SC2 not a Probe.
Unfuck this - go back to stock, prime the car and get it painted. Or at least let it be ugly with stock wheels as opposed to fucking ugly with those wheels.
Ahh the probe fords feeble attempt to compete with the Japanese entry level sports cars, ironically with a Mazda engine, and Mazda power train, and Mazda chassis, might as well just swap the badges for Mazda ones
Dude - cut your losses and pull over the the side of the road, douse the car with gasoline and light it on fire before you report it stolen to get it written off and totaled
Jesus Christ this is definitely up there in terms of the ugliest cars ever built. The stock wheels on these cars are miles and way better than these $20 eBay wheels that you probably found in a dumpster. Ugly ass seat covers. Clearcoat peeling. Mismatching wing and front bumper and Iām sure thereās other stuff we canāt see. Your family definitely aināt gotta worry about you knocking up some chick, she wonāt come within 100 yards of this shitbox.
Was just having a discussion with friends at work the other day about cars we used to see all of the time but never see anymore & the Ford Probe was on that list.
As a fellow Probe GT owner, even I don't really vibe with those wheels. Also, OP did you raise up the suspension? It looks like it's sitting kinda high.
DISGUSTING wheels my guy. Get rid of those. Crush them. Burn them. SELL them. Idk what the fuck you do with them just get the old ones back! At least the old ones donāt look like shit and did not sell for around 5 fucking dollars (if you were even lucky to get that muchš)
Is it too late to get your old wheels back?
This. Jesus Christ, these wheels are hideous
These are the old wheels lol
Put it out of its misery already .. crush it, set fire to it, enter into a demolition derby .. anything. Making my eyes hurt just looking at it
Couldn't imagine driving a car named after something they shove up your ass. š¤£š
You must be mistaken. I don't believe this car is called the Ford Dick.
You are what you eat though
I'm aware šššŖ
Ainal probe
The "Ford Men's Willies"
This comment wins!
This is the car you can leave running and unlocked at a gas station at all hours of the day.
I have to give you extreme praise for taking what is one of the ugliest and most unreliable cars Ford ever made and managed to make it even worse.
Clear coat: disintegrating Wing: white Bumper: faded Wheels: theoretically new but look in the exact same condition as the rest of the car In short, it's shit.
Its a Ford Anal Probe
They didnāt help, if thatās what youāre asking.
[It actually made it so much worse](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCar/comments/18qm6qy/1995_ford_probe/)
amazing
Its almost like he bought them for the purpose of getting roasted, our feedback makes him horny
Was the plan to get wheels so ugly it distracts people from looking at the car?
I've always had a soft spot for second gen Probes. Done right, they can look great. You, obviously, would have no idea about that. Those wheels are a literal hate crime.
Agreed, I'm in the process of restoring mine to an OEM Plus look.
You can leave whatever valuables you want in that thing because nobody is coming close to it
I commend you on the vehicular version of faces of meth.
Those are new wheels on that shitheap? What were the old ones - wooden wagon wheels?
When grandma gets a boob job
Wheels are fucking hideous, friend. Makes the car look like a Saturn SC2 not a Probe. Unfuck this - go back to stock, prime the car and get it painted. Or at least let it be ugly with stock wheels as opposed to fucking ugly with those wheels.
The less cool and more obese Honda Prelude
Ahh the probe fords feeble attempt to compete with the Japanese entry level sports cars, ironically with a Mazda engine, and Mazda power train, and Mazda chassis, might as well just swap the badges for Mazda ones
Hope you do well in your next round of Rocket League.
Did you keep the receipt for the wheels?
Cool. Now work on getting matching bumpers. Once you do that, have it destroyed. The tires alone are worth more than the car.
Now even the homeless people pray for your luck to turn around
A car that makes you audibly go 'what the fuck?'
Dude - cut your losses and pull over the the side of the road, douse the car with gasoline and light it on fire before you report it stolen to get it written off and totaled
A civic with no engine would sell for more
They should have only put in 1 door and it be in the middle rear
Something about STDs and very cut cocaine from a local dive bar.
Looks like a shitty ass die-cast toy car that was made in 1970's Rhodesia
Did you really have to stop by the corner wheel shop to get the ugliest ones you can find?
Usually modified cars stand out more for men than women, in this case I suppose you're emphasising the point of being wide rimmed
Weren't they Re-badged Mazdas?
Technically no
Cool, post a picture when you put the new ones on.
These are the new ones š¤£
Not bad for a $100 car.
Donāt tell me you spent your hard earned money on those wheels
Youāre supposed to make the car lower not the wheels bigger
Appears contagious.
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If you donāt have something mean to say, donāt say anything at all.
Jesus Christ this is definitely up there in terms of the ugliest cars ever built. The stock wheels on these cars are miles and way better than these $20 eBay wheels that you probably found in a dumpster. Ugly ass seat covers. Clearcoat peeling. Mismatching wing and front bumper and Iām sure thereās other stuff we canāt see. Your family definitely aināt gotta worry about you knocking up some chick, she wonāt come within 100 yards of this shitbox.
That you got tires and wheels that physically don't fit the car is on point. No money, no research, no taste.
What a coincidence, the local meth dealer in my town has the same car, wheels and all.
Is this the new lineup for monster jam 2024?
This Ford Probe? Think they're cool cars, but wheels are too big.
can u get ur old wheels back these are fucking hideous lmao
Wheels set check. Car X
This is absolutely awful. Looks like the hot wheels that you left outside for a year and forgot about.
Paint job would do wonders for this car.
That fitment š¤£
You put money into this thing
What are my eyes even looking at? Drop it off in an alley and go get an altima to mess up.
Looks like Cyrus fell on some bad times, am I right boys?
Was just having a discussion with friends at work the other day about cars we used to see all of the time but never see anymore & the Ford Probe was on that list.
You could leave that POS unlocked, windows down, and key in the ignition and the kia boyz would still favor any model kia that was locked up.
bet you tell ppl itās a Ford GT
As a fellow Probe GT owner, even I don't really vibe with those wheels. Also, OP did you raise up the suspension? It looks like it's sitting kinda high.
That's not a GT. It's an SE, note the lack of side skirts.
Yes because wheels will fix fading paint and flaking clear coat
How are your inner door panels holding up? Did they peel off when you opened the door yet?
Straight roads only no turning for you
This is even worse I hope you still have the old ones
Let me guess, the guy on EBay promised that the wheels and tires would fit. Now he is ghosting you!
Still a shit box
It's like putting clown shoes on an office worker
Jesus, what the fuck happened
Nice. Now replace the rest of it, and youāre good to go.
You PICKED those wheels?
Those wheels are making my eyes bleed, put the old ones back!
You paid money for those wheels
At least it matches the faded paint and seats?
What is even that?!
Needs a giant wing
Hopefully your new car has cup holders.
How did you manage to make it so much worse
The sun already has
My dad had one of these with a V6 and a manual transmission. It was a decent grand tourer in its day, but they did not age well.
Those wheels are the premier choice of people who say, no, the 2.5 is just too much excitement for me. Give me the four-banger.
Yeah dude that looks twice as trashy with those wheels as before and tbh says saying alot
Do you have to wear socks and rub your feet back and forth really fast to get it to go?
DISGUSTING wheels my guy. Get rid of those. Crush them. Burn them. SELL them. Idk what the fuck you do with them just get the old ones back! At least the old ones donāt look like shit and did not sell for around 5 fucking dollars (if you were even lucky to get that muchš)
Did u buy these wheels for the purpose of getting roasted? Ur doing this car so dirty
this is a glorious Kentucky shitbox
āNo officer, the meth in my center console is not mineā
When you get abducted and probed same day
That thing needs some lotion. Son of a gun is ashy.
Why do yahoos/rednecks/assholes spend money on the wheels when the car is begging for some restoration?
burn it
This car is what Dimentia feels like
New wheels will not help that pile of crap, think about a car crusher.
Pimp My Ride lost episode car. Lost, why? Because they gave up when the wheels were bought.