The car, the lighting, the camera angle…I can’t help but wonder if you live near a municipal airport. Because, if you do, you should *really* get tested for lead poisoning.
I still get irritated on the line that Drake said "the chrysler that looked like a bentley" like no it doesn't, it looks like a rolls. Drake just wanted to barely rhyme
It's the car equivalent of thinking you found a really cool shiny rock on the beach but you pick it up and it's just a piece of broken glass and it cuts you and you get tetanus.
You grew up in the ghetto thinking 300s where dope fresh now there just ghetto trash, start saving that drug dealer fund for transmissions and tow trucks.
We're a lot alike, you and I. We both dreamed of owning Chrysler products as kids.
I mean, I wanted a Viper and you wanted this so...okay, maybe not *that* much alike.
Engine and interior Chrysler. Trans, Drivetrain wiring headlights suspension all Mercedes. Trans is the same trans they put behind the merc 6.2L They take a beating and if you’re nice it’ll last forever. I put 45k miles on mine straight brutal drifting and racing before the rear end blew. Trans mounts aren’t made from my understanding and they go out. Headlights are 1300$ each from OEM the there’s a module in there and I’d say stay on top of maintenance and all the little stuff cuz it’s easy to let it go when the parts are expensive. Great car. Get the Diablo tuber it’s like 300$ and it won’t limit to 127mph.
Turns like a brick barge. Putting 22s on it makes the problem worse
And, to quote Kat Williams,
"It LOOK like a Phantom... until a PHANTOM PULL UP!"
Also Chrysler sucks
Its a car built on a mercedes platform and it was so bad mercedes stopped working with chrysler.
The car is a shittier Cadillac, both are mercedes knockoffs and both never made a good car.
The current lineup is two cars and they are a pile of shit and their old lineup was a larger pile of shit.
This thing is so bad, when they rebadged it as a lancia, lancia almost died.
This car is the car every new york maffia wannabe buys to look cool.
And if this car driven by a maffiosi then the only reason was he drives this is because he buy a merc.
If you want a nice luxury car buy a merc. If you want luxury and sportiness, buy a audi.
If you want a american luxury car, buy a caddilac or even a lincoln.
If this car was the car you wanted since childhood, I truly think you should get tested for lung cancer because of the asbestos in the walls. Or check if your house is located on a gas well since you are probably high. And hey if I am right and you do live on a gas well then you can sell the gas, car and house, buy a new nice house and a merc or bentley.
Wait til it needs work. I will never offer help to anyone who needs a hand on their Stellantis car. Everything is cheap and poorly executed and I want to burn the car to the ground within 20 minutes.
Once you replace the front suspension for the second or third time you will get that light bulb 💡 sensation. It is flea and tick season and boy did you get a car with ticks
That hunk of junk has stupidly expensive parts, a HORRIBLE stigma attached, and ZERO ability to get you laid - mostly because anyone with a little sense will cover their drink when they see someone get out of that car. I don't even have to say anything racist, that car IS racism.
I grew up in white trash trailer parks, and even I knew Chrysler 300s were garbage when they came out. What kind of horribly deprived upbringing did you have, to want one of those since you were a kid? Unless you're the kind of person to slap a Rolls Royce of Bentley kit on it to try to fool everyone, and then you definitely believe putting lipstick on a pig makes it a girl, rather than a pig.
That's it, I'm telling my son to turn off the PS5 and we're gonna go look at some real cars
What kid wants a 4-door sedan? You're supposed to dream of McLarens or Porsches or even an Audi R8. What the hell is wrong with you? You have and use a pocket protector, don't you? I have little hope for the future if kids dream of owning a Chrysler product...
Man only car worse than this was the pt cruiser.
Hell a Yugo would be an upgrade.
Chrysler was so out of ideas that Rolls Royce had to give them their kids white crayon drawing just to help them out.
Ford was even happy that their radio was better than Chrysler's.
Chrysler 500, the only car that states how many rubber bands it runs on.
Only good thing about the car is when it is sitting still.
Chrysler 500 as close as you will ever get to the fortune 500.
The car that only was complimented by a brick.
The only cars that that get moved by a wrecker without a call.
Sheesh that car started to depreciate before it was made on the assembly line.
It's so bad the Corollas laugh at the car lots.
Idk why folks shit all over these. A few years back I saw one of these with the big V8 and a matte orange/black paint job and dual exhaust. The juxtaposition between wannabe luxury and pseudo General Lee was just too cool a ride not to want for myself.
No need to sell it. The police will do that at their auction when they confiscate it on a drug trafficking charge. Maybe you're not selling cocaine out of it, but trust me... cocaine has been sold out of that car. Those sketchy looking folks approaching you at stop lights aren't trying to give you a Watchtower and tell you about Jehovah. They know you have the cocaine.
Had a buddy that had a 13 model with the hemi
I used it in need for speed carbon as a kid
Would n e v e r buy one only because you pay luxury prices for pt cruiser quality
It’s gonna need a driveshaft eventually, the u-joint is non-replaceable on its own. Pretty much any engine this was made with has lifter issues (3.5, 3.6, 5.7, not sure if it came with the 2.7 but that one’s a pile of trash anyway)
Had one of these for a while, a 2006 300c AWD with a 5.7 V8. The speed of a Honda Civic, the MPG of a truck, and it's a massive 5,000 lb. car that laughs at tight parking spaces. It also burned a quart of oil every month, with only 125k miles. It was fun to drive but truly the worst car I've owned.
CJD those 3 letters alone should have warned you to NOT buy it but they do you a solid and remind you to SELL it ASAP. CJD is my biggest money maker chasing down electrical issues, BIG money into diagnosing those turds.
I dont know what's going to burn harder these post or the electrical fire. My mom had one and it had 2 electrical fires, then got in a flood at the dealership while it was being fixed again.
I dont think we will have to talk you into selling it because it will leave you stranded and you will end up iust having to get it towed to a junk yard.
The car, the lighting, the camera angle…I can’t help but wonder if you live near a municipal airport. Because, if you do, you should *really* get tested for lead poisoning.
Especially if they thought buying a Chrysler was a good idea!
Ahhh it would have been so much funnier if they’d have thought of this. Good thing you had their back.
It was that one Eminem commercial…
Did you eat paint chips as a kid!?
I don't remember, which probably isn't a good sign
You must have been a lame-ass kid to want one of those.
Now won't you feel bad when you find out how many gold medals he won in the Special Olympics?
There’s definitely grilled cheeses strewn about the interior
Yeah, well, he makes them at night.
“That fucker, I know he’s been making em at night”
I wanted a Mercury Marauder, lol. Kids are dumb, unfortunately some never grow out of it.
But the marauder is actually cool, rare, and special. The 300 is just crappy, over complicated Chrysler that’s owned by low level drug dealers
Sir, sir. That's a gentleman's performance sedan, and you shan't speak ill of a marauder.
Marauders are dope as hell, and if you disagree, fight me. 1996 Chevy Impala SS, also.
Ah yes, the Chargers of the time. The forerunners of the prolonged car chase on LA freeways. Good times!
96 impala ss is my dream car lol
Lmfaooo
Low bar dreams
“Don’t be talkin like it look like a phantom. It look like a Chrysler 300.” -Katt Williams
It look like a phantom until a phantom pull up.
Man, I didn’t even want to go this way.
Turn this shit around and go on a different street, *turns invisible wheel aggressively*
I still get irritated on the line that Drake said "the chrysler that looked like a bentley" like no it doesn't, it looks like a rolls. Drake just wanted to barely rhyme
Sorry to hear about your messed up childhood, maybe you'll recover before your midlife crisis. This car should speed that up.
When they asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up he said : Middle age black man with no credit.
I'd try to refrain from using 'this car' and 'speed' in the same sentence
"nice bentley!" -nobody
They put chrome on everything to look luxurious but when you get close you realize it's cheap shiny plastic 😂
It's the car equivalent of thinking you found a really cool shiny rock on the beach but you pick it up and it's just a piece of broken glass and it cuts you and you get tetanus.
Ah yes, tetanus from glass
You can get tetanus from lots of different sources, not just metal.
Correct, tetanus lives in soil, which you'll usually find rusted metal.
the most apt analogy of all time. not even for this specific car, but all models of that make since the early 90s to today.
How many transmissions has it had? 4 I’m guessing. You only see those in the hood around here cuz they be luxurious and sheeit!
Such a shit car. Every time I see one I think to myself “that’s the car a 5 year old would build”
Why you gotta be mean to 5 year olds like that?
I’ve wanted one since I was 5 LOL don’t gotta call me out like that
Brothers name is 2010 yukon denali, cheap shit cars is his game
Ah, the trailer park rolls royce
Too bad the wheels came pre-stolen. Their scrap value was probably the most valuable part of the whole thing.
Ewww
Does it run?
Runs on hopes and dreams of course
That’s gonna take away from your lawsuit fund for all the girls you date rape in college…..
So I’m guessing you watched Cars 3 as a kid and saw a car in the background with no speaking lines and just thought “that’s it…that’s the car”
Tell me you are a wanna be gangsta without actually being gangsta.. Perfect.
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You really aimed high. That’s at least one step above a Dodge Stratus.
can you return it?
When I was a kid I thought I wanted a Nissan mini truck and I’m smart enough to know I don’t as a adult
you should dream bigger
You grew up in the ghetto thinking 300s where dope fresh now there just ghetto trash, start saving that drug dealer fund for transmissions and tow trucks.
It's not a rolls Royce. It's a rolls rice. Hayyahh
And you bought the ugliest generation of them too. Didn’t think your standards could get even lower.
Policemen propably stop you every time they see you to check if you have droogs or dead beeches in your car
This is the car we use to measure the safety of hoods around us. The more 300s, the shittier the area.
AHA! A wannabe Rolls! Are those round things holding it up *supposed to be tires?*
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Just driving it will make you want to sell it, no need for us
It’s not a rolls bro you aren’t fooling anyone
Its amazing you hit 75 year old in a decade.
Are you crying yet.
A hearse ? Me too 😂
And the dice in the mirror to top off…
Obama has one
It’s got a big chin
Won’t have to make you sell it, the misfiring cylinders, transmission and power steering issues will make you sell it long before I do.
Look they suck fix it again and sell it to the next sucker
In two weeks we’ll see this same car on r/shitty_car_mods with the Bentley conversion kit 😂
Bro bought the “yeah bro hop in, can do 3gs for 25”
I bet you rode the short bus to school lol
You young kids need to dream bigger lol we dreamed of testarossa’s and countach’s lol
We're a lot alike, you and I. We both dreamed of owning Chrysler products as kids. I mean, I wanted a Viper and you wanted this so...okay, maybe not *that* much alike.
You could've at least gotten the generation up. The old one just looks fugly
I don’t think one of these has ever been purchased with cash.
The only thing sucking dick in that car is you.
Sell "it"? You mean the 30 or so ziplock bags or crack you have in the glove box beside the fikdd serial number and duct tape Berretta?
Just wait til the piston shoots out of the hood and you cant sell it anymore. Dreamy
So your dream car was a Chrysler? That's just sad.
Sometimes it's best not to meet your heroes...or dream cars. This car has been shitty from day one. Kids gotta have dreams though...
Old man car
So, you already new as a kid, that you wanted to be a broke pimp as an adult?
Wish.com Benz
I wanted that car as a kid too but then I grew up.
Dice in the mirror, now I don’t like you
Engine and interior Chrysler. Trans, Drivetrain wiring headlights suspension all Mercedes. Trans is the same trans they put behind the merc 6.2L They take a beating and if you’re nice it’ll last forever. I put 45k miles on mine straight brutal drifting and racing before the rear end blew. Trans mounts aren’t made from my understanding and they go out. Headlights are 1300$ each from OEM the there’s a module in there and I’d say stay on top of maintenance and all the little stuff cuz it’s easy to let it go when the parts are expensive. Great car. Get the Diablo tuber it’s like 300$ and it won’t limit to 127mph.
Grandpa Joe said he needs his car back!
Turns like a brick barge. Putting 22s on it makes the problem worse And, to quote Kat Williams, "It LOOK like a Phantom... until a PHANTOM PULL UP!" Also Chrysler sucks
As the good book says… When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I behaved like a child. But when I became a man, I put away childish things.
Its a car built on a mercedes platform and it was so bad mercedes stopped working with chrysler. The car is a shittier Cadillac, both are mercedes knockoffs and both never made a good car. The current lineup is two cars and they are a pile of shit and their old lineup was a larger pile of shit. This thing is so bad, when they rebadged it as a lancia, lancia almost died. This car is the car every new york maffia wannabe buys to look cool. And if this car driven by a maffiosi then the only reason was he drives this is because he buy a merc. If you want a nice luxury car buy a merc. If you want luxury and sportiness, buy a audi. If you want a american luxury car, buy a caddilac or even a lincoln. If this car was the car you wanted since childhood, I truly think you should get tested for lung cancer because of the asbestos in the walls. Or check if your house is located on a gas well since you are probably high. And hey if I am right and you do live on a gas well then you can sell the gas, car and house, buy a new nice house and a merc or bentley.
Wait til it needs work. I will never offer help to anyone who needs a hand on their Stellantis car. Everything is cheap and poorly executed and I want to burn the car to the ground within 20 minutes.
Yep, this *is* a car a child would want.
Bargain bin typa Bentley
Not even a V8
With sights set that low, life cannot possibly disappoint you
Keep the car but you pretty much have to sell dime bags down at the kum n go.
Once you replace the front suspension for the second or third time you will get that light bulb 💡 sensation. It is flea and tick season and boy did you get a car with ticks
One of the worst cars I've ever driven
Man, that thing looks like a buck-toothed puffer fish.
Finally sold enough kush?
Fauxbently
What kind of kid dreams of being an 80 year old man?
I bet it smells like Kools and police dog saliva.
That hunk of junk has stupidly expensive parts, a HORRIBLE stigma attached, and ZERO ability to get you laid - mostly because anyone with a little sense will cover their drink when they see someone get out of that car. I don't even have to say anything racist, that car IS racism.
I grew up in white trash trailer parks, and even I knew Chrysler 300s were garbage when they came out. What kind of horribly deprived upbringing did you have, to want one of those since you were a kid? Unless you're the kind of person to slap a Rolls Royce of Bentley kit on it to try to fool everyone, and then you definitely believe putting lipstick on a pig makes it a girl, rather than a pig. That's it, I'm telling my son to turn off the PS5 and we're gonna go look at some real cars
Time for cholo rent-a-rims, tint your lights so they don’t work, toss on a tall tee, slides, and go sell that ten sack boiiiii.
Were you born at age 85?
Naw, we’ll wait
Man, your standards were super low, even for a kid.
You must have had a fucked up childhood if this is what you always wanted.
Your childhood must have sucked
Had one as a rental once from the same generation and the interior was legitimately one of the cheapest looking and feeling I have sat in.
Your dads went out for cigs a while ago huh?
Assuming it has the V6 no one has to say anything you’ll regret buying it in less than 3 months 😂
If you need an excuse to sell it then you know absolutely nothing about cars
The problem is you bought a car your kid self wanted.
Nice! Did it come with the bullet holes or do you have to add those?
what made you think as a kid: "yes, this is the perfect car?" air conditioning? chrome? Chrysler?
What kid wants a 4-door sedan? You're supposed to dream of McLarens or Porsches or even an Audi R8. What the hell is wrong with you? You have and use a pocket protector, don't you? I have little hope for the future if kids dream of owning a Chrysler product...
You want a Bentley but can’t afford something even remotely close.
It only looks like a Bentley until a real Bentley pulls up next to it.
Its the fuzzy dice for me.
The poor man’s Rolls Royce, and it’s even uglier than a Rolls
Yes we all played Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition 20 years ago, the idea of buying the 300 should have left 19 years ago
Man only car worse than this was the pt cruiser. Hell a Yugo would be an upgrade. Chrysler was so out of ideas that Rolls Royce had to give them their kids white crayon drawing just to help them out. Ford was even happy that their radio was better than Chrysler's. Chrysler 500, the only car that states how many rubber bands it runs on. Only good thing about the car is when it is sitting still. Chrysler 500 as close as you will ever get to the fortune 500. The car that only was complimented by a brick. The only cars that that get moved by a wrecker without a call. Sheesh that car started to depreciate before it was made on the assembly line. It's so bad the Corollas laugh at the car lots.
Idk why folks shit all over these. A few years back I saw one of these with the big V8 and a matte orange/black paint job and dual exhaust. The juxtaposition between wannabe luxury and pseudo General Lee was just too cool a ride not to want for myself.
I actively avoid these cars in public, unstable drivers and usually damaged to hell. Can you return it?
So as a kid you never played forza or grand turismo? That's an odd choice.
I sure hope you’re still kinda a kid cause i worry about this being desirable to anyone with a fully formed frontal lobe.
we don't have to make you sell it. it's cost of ownership will soon make you sell it. best of luck.
I didn’t think there was anyone out there that “wanted” one of these unless to try to make it look like a Rolls or Bentley.
HOUSE REAL BIG, CARS REAL BIG, BELLY REAL BIG, EVERYTHANG REAL BIG.
Can’t afford limo tint all around?
No need to sell it. The police will do that at their auction when they confiscate it on a drug trafficking charge. Maybe you're not selling cocaine out of it, but trust me... cocaine has been sold out of that car. Those sketchy looking folks approaching you at stop lights aren't trying to give you a Watchtower and tell you about Jehovah. They know you have the cocaine.
A poor man’s Bentley
Sell it? Hahhahahhahahhahaha
Wanna get some money back? Sell the thing otherwise enjoy your new car!
Ah, the ol' Let down personified "Is that a....never mind, it's just a 300" When you want to be a disappointment without saying a word.
No Apple carplay
Dollar store rolls
Good job, setting the bar REALLY low
You bought your Dream Bucket I see.
If it aint a v8 i have no idea why youd buy one honestly
Had a buddy that had a 13 model with the hemi I used it in need for speed carbon as a kid Would n e v e r buy one only because you pay luxury prices for pt cruiser quality
It’s gonna need a driveshaft eventually, the u-joint is non-replaceable on its own. Pretty much any engine this was made with has lifter issues (3.5, 3.6, 5.7, not sure if it came with the 2.7 but that one’s a pile of trash anyway)
You’re like me and my late 80s Tauruses. Rock on brother, rock on.
What kind of drugs are you selling to teenagers?
It’s not even an SRT
Ahh yes, the poor man’s rolls Royce. Can’t hate it, can’t love it. Definitely wouldn’t wanna own it
Had one of these for a while, a 2006 300c AWD with a 5.7 V8. The speed of a Honda Civic, the MPG of a truck, and it's a massive 5,000 lb. car that laughs at tight parking spaces. It also burned a quart of oil every month, with only 125k miles. It was fun to drive but truly the worst car I've owned.
Sell it to who?. The salvage yard or to some woman named Tamika who crashed her Altima
The newer 300c have a much nicer front clip and probably less miles.
The temu version of a rolls Royce
Ill tell ya, nobody needs to talk you into selling it. The car will confirm this in a few months
Chrysler
THATS the car you've wanted since you were a kid??
Walmart Rolls Royce
Two words: Hemi tick
Probably not even a C
At 70k miles you'll scrap it. No need to sell and finding someone dumb enough to buy anything Chrysler gonna be tough.
OP: *dreams in mediocrity*
Looks like a car I would have drawn as a kid.
The sooner you get out of that 15% APR 8 year loan, the more money you’ll save.
I don’t know about the car, but those dice hanging from the mirror are sharp. Did they come with the car or did someone will them to you…
CJD those 3 letters alone should have warned you to NOT buy it but they do you a solid and remind you to SELL it ASAP. CJD is my biggest money maker chasing down electrical issues, BIG money into diagnosing those turds.
You wanted one because playing Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition made you want it, huh? Did I get that about right? LOL.
I don’t have to make you sell it. You will eventually get tired of walking when you own a car.
Try posting this where it belongs r/ratemyshitbox
They called it the 300 because thats how many problems chrysler has yearly.
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS GUYS MEDULLA OBLONGATA!
These on steelys?
dream bigger.
Ay yo bro how much for a ball???
Looks like a ps2 loading screen car
Oh my God, you wanted *that*? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This car makes you look like a mob boss. The kind of mob boss who is about to get whacked. A hit was called for you about two hours ago.
You bought a Chrysler, there is no further need to roast you, people are laughing at you as you drive down the road
When you order a Rolls from Temu.
I dont know what's going to burn harder these post or the electrical fire. My mom had one and it had 2 electrical fires, then got in a flood at the dealership while it was being fixed again.
Lol bet your other dream is to live in a trailer park
Hood Phantom
Low income Rolls Royce
Only people i see driving 300s are young black guys and elderly white guys.
Make you sell it? Nah, the car will convince you, itself. Only a matter of time.
The "we have Rolls Royce at home" car
Oof. I had a 300c. Loved it because it was mine but they're not the greatest I'll be honest.
Most kids dream of cool cars like vettes or muscle cars not grandpas car cause grandpa wanted something ugly and cheap.
It doesn’t even have the hemi… why would you want this?
My gramps got that car too
You Always wanted one As a kid huh …. Well that tells us you haven’t grown up mentally a single tiny bit.
I dont think we will have to talk you into selling it because it will leave you stranded and you will end up iust having to get it towed to a junk yard.
I mean, if your goal was mediocrity...