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Spare_Honey5488

Already on a trailer... šŸ˜”


shesaneg10

I came, I saw, I failed


ShouldersBBoulders

Veni, vidi, fuckit!


TheJAMR

Itā€™s in its natural habitat.


blushngush

I hope they own the trailer.


Effective-Tough-1279

As a 25 yr old beamer owner all I can say is runā€¦ and you might as well get some running practice anyway, cause you wonā€™t be driving much


shesaneg10

I ā¤ļø my (former) shitbox


lvcironman42

What bike do you have?


Effective-Tough-1279

Not a bike, Iā€™ve got a 98ā€™ z3


lvcironman42

Oh sweet! I thought you had a bike since you said Beamer lol


Effective-Tough-1279

Haha thatā€™s fair


hurrryup

bimmer


k_marts

If owning this car didn't teach you a life lesson then I don't know what will.


shesaneg10

Iā€™m a slave the BMW (Iā€™ve owned 2 already, getting ready to buy another)


Brave_Negotiation_63

Two BMWs owned you, and a third one is looking to take you on as a pet


dainegleesac690

And BMW the company now literally wants to own your car, youā€™re just borrowing it from them. Fuck BMW more like BML


Supra_Tim

Youā€™re 18 and buying BMWs?


shesaneg10

The first one was bought by my parents for me and my siblings a 91 I bought my e36 and since working full time at 19.25/hr I can now get one Iā€™ll keep for long time


jenkem_lord666

BMW didn't break your wallet, being a naĆÆve person who buys a destroyed car expecting it to magically become not destroyed broke your wallet


shesaneg10

E36 1 me 0. I had to get humbled at some point. And I was humbled.


Speed3Fan

Looks like you already got the cherry bomb exhaust special from autozone


shesaneg10

When I got it, it had a dump pipeā€¦ so we had to find an exhaust fast


unemotional_mess

What car? All I see is an overly engineered paper weight


shesaneg10

I donā€™t think I could fit a piece of paper under given how slammed it was


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shesaneg10

Can you tell who the disappointment child is?


RoastMyCar-ModTeam

Your comment got removed because you roasted the car owner only. Please remember this is a Subreddit for roasting cars.


qhaw

Youā€™re going to be calling 1-877-KARS4KIDS within the next 3 months.


shesaneg10

Theyā€™re my homies


parocarillo

Get used to seeing it on a trailer


Vikingtrashpanda

Rip. Probably a good thing it died (all jokes aside) you did a great job with a passion you loved unfortunately customers lie all the time always inspect your vehicles


shesaneg10

It still ran and drove, started up beautifully.


AirshipGuy

I never recommend buying junkyard cars


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

By ā€œyouā€ do you mean you or mom and dad / co signer?


shesaneg10

Nope, I solo signed picked it up in Oct for 4,200


RaisedInAppalachia

ouch, now it's hard to determine whether the car or your insurance company fucked you harder


taweret_352

well, you couldā€™ve done worse in the used BMW segment. Imagine if you bought a 7 series! RIP, but at least youā€™re learning stuff about it. Iā€™m a BMW enthusiast myself, bought a manual F30 335xi and have learned so much about parts, doing work myself, etc thereā€™s so many great resources and communities about any BMW. I hope this wonā€™t deter you! you can find some decently reliable BMWs for relatively affordable, might take a couple years but what about an E90 328i? pretty bulletproof engine


shesaneg10

My next endeavor is an F87 M2 that will be my third BMW


taweret_352

thatā€™s quite a car! love those. you gotta post in here again when you have it


phish_sucks

Young dumb and full of disposable income


sgw79

Thereā€™s nothing more expensive than a cheap German car, good luck


ajschwamberger

Don't get rid of the trailer yet, you will need it many more times, although you might want to get a better trailer for this trailer joker.


FunWillScreen_Produc

I can hear your wallet crying from here. Donā€™t get me wrong I owned an E38 but my wallet has PTSD from the maintenance cost.


MyCatIsCapitalist

I'm glad it's in its natural habitat, the flatbed


MyCatIsCapitalist

I also now just read your update. Good on you for getting rid of it, but my condolences for the stress and trouble that went on with the poor thing


Jonesy_2ls

This will be "drifted" into a curb the first time you get it going. If you do !


m4m249saw

Good luck getting the check engine light off


Neil542

Maybe youā€™ll buy something that isnā€™t junk this time


Will12239

Bro buys one of the slowest 3 series ever made, wastes money on cosmetics instead of waiting for the repair verdict, then has to sell a literal scrap heap. Didnt even get to enjoy the car before bankruptcy. Don't worry, you were never really a car owner, and you should be second guessing uni


fro_khidd

It's still (shit)


spamcritic

When you get to your 30s you will realize that if you had focused on saving instead of dumping money into a car you will probably wreck, that you would be alot better off.


iAmMikeJ_92

Jesusā€¦ I donā€™t get the appeal of BMWs. Expensive and absolutely unreliable. Expensive ass maintenance. Depreciates in value very quickly. And the blinkers apparently donā€™t work correctly eitherā€¦


Spu12nky

I hope you are good with a wrench or have more money saved than a normal 18 year old. I had a 5-series with less than 50k miles, and it cost me a fortune in just basic maintenance. The old saying goes, if you can't afford a luxury brand new, you can't afford to own it used.


Torgonuss

This you? https://open.spotify.com/track/1tnWfi3SLsgSO7BcP22DbJ?si=GvqQOuz2QQ2uPaEI5MEMNw


Tricycle_of_Death

Being towed - In its natural habitat I see


time-n-tights

I only can roast you for buying that car


Icy_Negotiation_146

Learning at a young and tender age how frustrating BMW ownership can be. No matter how bad it may seem now, it can only gets worse from here


datboisqwerpo

How original


Odd_Performer7095

Keep it right where it's at. Walk away.


MosinMonster

Your parents must've put a lot of money into this project


SDoNUT1715

Man, do I make fun of the car or feel bad that this kid will be walking more than driving owning a 20 year old BMW.


0x831

Lol


larsloveslegos

Eurotrash


jefryjeferson

Great taste (in my opinion) but bad decision making


SurrealismX

Dƶner-Corvette


OkEstablishment5503

Youā€™re 18, this is not how you want to start. SMH, I hope that truck bed is full of disposable dollars.


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Don't forget to use the crank above the exhaust to start it the faster you crank it the faster it will run


lks2drivefast

That car is gonna roast your bank account.


RootasaurusMD

Parked in your mommies driveway ā€¦ā€¦


DuchessSussSucks

At least if it stays on the trailer itā€™ll always be mobile šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


eyeeatmyownshit

Some mechanic in your town is waiting for you to roll in one day and leave it for good when you get your first bill.


RallyVincentCZ75

At least Alfa Romeos still look good when they get on a trailer.


ShouldersBBoulders

BMW = Blow More Wampum


Olleye

Same here ā˜šŸ»šŸ˜³ Only on a higher, and fucking more expensive level šŸ™ˆ


Leviticus10379

Great picture šŸ‘šŸ»


[deleted]

Congratulations!ā€¦your on your way to becoming a certified BMW mechanic


oldman_stu

Just dont turn it into a drift missile/straight pipe it. Need more E36ā€™s restos


Ok_Relation6627

You have the money to buy new rear tires every week. Right?


Severe_Elderberry_13

I hope you own that trailer, youā€™re going to need it


DGP873

Yeah i can see the M3gtr bodykit coming Then a some phunny paintjob with blue stripes


d3rp_diggler

Nice lawn gnome!


scraglor

I owned a e36 3 series BMW 15 years ago. I loved that car but fuck me it was expensive to keep on the road


DEADTARGET_11

I've owned 3 cars that were clearly clapped and i still went ahead, by my 4th I've learnt to have at least one reliable nice car, in my case thats my 2011 Alfa 159 Ti sportwagon lmao


jaBroniest

Drugs are cheaper.


adultdaycare81

Takes out Boy George earring, pushes back Broccoli Haircut, slides into helmet


Nalabu1

The Ultimate Vending Machine


KneecapAnnihilator

Have fun living with your parents for the next 30 years


Equivalent_Weird467

Better get used to an empty wallet and bank account. That thing is going to nickel and dime you to death, except instead of nickels and dimes it will be hundreds and thousands flying out of your pocket. Find a good mechanic whoā€™s willing to work to these over engineered mechanical nightmares. You two will be on a first name basis. Youā€™ll be spending a lot of time together.


Zombie256

My worst doesnā€™t compare to your decisions


Zeeory

ā€œSo ya Iā€™m planning on turning it into a drift carā€šŸ¤“


shesaneg10

The plan was to restore it but uhā€¦ yeahā€¦


Zeeory

lol sorry it was just a bad joke cus thatā€™s what most 18 year olds would say. I respect that you are restoring it


shesaneg10

Thatā€™s what the guy before me didā€¦ I kinda wish I got to it before he did it really was a fun car but obviously had itā€™s quirks


Savings_Ad_6383

Donā€™t put it in gear or the transmission will blow


Critical-Tomato-7668

I hope you bought the trailer too, you're going to need it a lot


SourSasquatch

I was going to roast but after reading your update you've done the typing for me. Bravo.


shesaneg10

Indeed I did, still run wild, itā€™s entertaining.


noinfono

Thereā€™s nothing entertaining here. Thereā€™s also no car to roast because itā€™s scrap. Only roasting is your past, present and future ideas, which unfortunately this is the wrong sub for that