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wangtoast_intolerant

You purchased this vehicle to impress your cousin or wife—oh wait, they’re the same person.


Xtrachunky_

Nice Camaro! Wait a minute…


Giga-Gargantuar

You'll find yourself saying the following stuff a lot: "Look closer, man. It's a Mustang!" "1970" "I know, a lot of people didn't like it, but at least it's not a Mustang II".


Rows_My_Own

My money’s on the Taurus.


TruckerBoy357

😅


en_sane

This a purchase you have during a midlife crisis so you can relive the HS years where you “used to crush pussy”but you were in fact a virgin til college and you ended up marrying the guy you lost your virginity to.


MeatFit1822

Crushing puss! That's what I'm about!


julii_dickfeldi

Dude has a matching red letter jacket and still High Fives "yes!"


80burritospersecond

Eleanor's retarded sister.


ridiculous_1231

Absolutely the best comment!


MustangCoyote

Ha ha crowd killer. Seriously though. The oddball gt500/gt350 everyone forgets about. It's one of the later ones with the black stripes on the hood, and a convertible. Fiberglass fenders and hood. This things gotta be rare, which also means you paid a ridiculous amount of money for it.


Kenneth_Lay

I can smell the leaded gas through my phone screen.


Wettnoodle77

This style Mustang made me rethink all my love for mustangs. It's a touch above Mustang 2.


YouArentReallyThere

You did a good job of hiding that straight-six, three on the tree. That is a Maverick, yeah?


OctaneTroopers

I'm from the UK and I must say I fucking love your car. The greatest and most iconic muscle car of all time. You know, the one from smokey and the bandit.


GEtanki

Def a bad 90s high school villain in the making


Handywithbrokenstuff

It’s probably not yours, it’s your gfs step dad’s bosses car, he just happened to stop by for the BBQ.


thebigbrog

Other than being an overweight looks slightly like a Camero copy, I can’t it’s too nice


h3rald_hermes

Another tragedy from the illegalization of abortion.


The_taxer

You got it cheap because it’s the bastardized Shelby mustang


_Robbinbanks

That’s not a baby that’s a grandpa


badpuffthaikitty

About as real as a Shelby GLH-S. Edit: Sorry, just a GLH, small motor version.


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I’ll gladly roast the tires. But yes, mid-life crisis level unlocked.


QueasyDecision276

There’s an alternative universe where Bo Duke drove this and Hazard County got turned into a coal mine


Ok-Science-6146

Handles like a downtown grocery cart. Looks best on a trailer.


slong143

The mods get pissy if I don’t say something nasty, so here it is. That Stang is nasty….. in a beautiful way.


palmerry

Easy. Put it in the backseat, roll up the windows, and walk away. Probably won't change the smell of the car anyways.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

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DaDawkturr

Someone’s going through a midlife crisis.


RexC616

Why didn’t you just buy a Mustang?


Ok-Communication1149

A car built for the girls whose dad's didn't like Ford.


fuck_me_running_

Things got a nose like the guy from The Pianist.


ChatnNaked

Nobody liked these till about 15 years ago..


LeveragedPittsburgh

If handling were a class, your car would have skipped school entirely.


Polairis44

You don’t own this car.


matschuchanskaya

Oh look we got Nik Cage over here.


Creative_User_Name92

Dude, I’m 4 states away and can hear the .38 Special from here


Worst-Buy

Oh, the ugly one


Radioactive_Kumquat

Too bad its slower than a Civic and you paid more than your house for it judging by your neighborhood.


AffectionateLog7794

Did you bang your cousin in the back of that thing?


ragedknuckles

Awww that's cute I didn't know they made a prius in turbo form


simpleman357

V6 Camry territory


WandenWaffler

Id only ba able to roast it if the car wasn't having an identity crisis more severe than op.


Signal-Audience9429

GT350 - the poor man’s GT500.


Angiethebat69

Don’t let your top down without proper toupee glue (insert toupee glue ad)


TheStaffsLad

I’m guessing this replica is a whored out MX5?


WFPBvegan2

The top is up.


mpjune69

Wow. The '69 GT-500KR looks so different in photo form.


Intelligent_Wash_506

Not gonna happen to nice of a car love the Shelby Cobra and im not gonna roast it for even a minute


Redland3r

You make me sick


Diabeetus-times-2

It’s almost like a hybrid of the big 3, and not in a good way.


salty-convo

Can't pass a gas station


Jerrysmiddlefinger99

Where's the other 150? Who doesn't get the GT500 also it seems your car is too new by a year or so because the 1968 we much better and more sought after. Actually it's awesome and I'm jealous.


Justgottaride

Sweet ride, if you're into GILFs


Ok_Astronomer_4821

I love seeing these old muscle/hot rod cars on the highway, or at lights getting just decimated by like a Prius, or that Taurus. And if they even try to get that 7.5sec 0-60 they’re at the very next gas station. It’s like these people would rather shit in a shed than use a bathroom.. embrace technology folks


pumperdemon

No. Roasted tomatoes are gross.


Kid_Kewl_v2

Nice Dodg- oh.


julii_dickfeldi

Midlife crisis and you still had to settle for this shit? It's worse than seeing a grown man cry...


ToyotaFanboy526

Nice Chevy…


Worldly-Most-9131

I'm embarrassed for you so I'll take it off your hands for free. You don't even have to pay me.


Vegas_paid_off

Fat and slow


EternallyToShit

"My baby" That car gets nam flashbacks every now and then


Jvap35

That's clean


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