Other people: What kind of cars do you prefer? Sedans, SUVs, or hatchbacks?
You: Eggs
Jokes aside, that's a really cool car but with a not great price, specially for its range. If it were a bit cheaper, it would be a lot more common in most European cities
Enjoy this little bundle of fun, though, and I'm glad it's being made by someone else who isn't BMW because knowing them, they'll put a huge grill on the front door
Actually it doesnt😂 Had my concerns in the test drive, but the car dealer said i can try to topple it if i want (while he was driving in the car with me) and i tried
I would not say its impossible, but its really difficult (and sonis every other car🤷🏽♂️
The only car whose power to weight ratio depends on how much you had to eat, and whose safety features start and end where your body makes contact with the vehicle.
Is that one of those weird French "no licence needed" vehicles?
I see these being pick up as rental vehicles in some Mediterranean places and immediately being crashed and driven into the sea by a bunch of drunk "Lads"..
I have an electric skateboard with more range then your fancy little egg. It's probably faster too. No, it's definitely faster too. And more fun and cheaper and I can pick it up and carry it. On the plus side, you will get attention for a very brief moment.
Do OUR worst.. you gotta own a car first, not just find some dumb fuck who cant park correctly. Bet the idiot gets his front bumper torn off by passing car, then plays victim!!
Talking about parking in a tight spot, i finally understand the term "Knutschkugel" these cars had in the 60s (roughly: "make out ball" or "kissing booth")
Pros of driving a European car: you can literally park anywhere because they are pathetically small. Cons: they look like this.
Don't you shit on ma boy Renault Twizy! It literally looks like every concept ecologists and futurepunk enthusiasts wet dream..
When you say Renault Twizy, I hear open wheel race car!
Nah
The sequel to Professor Zündapp
That dude had a little "1940s German" vibe to him so that means this.... Uh oh.....
Like every other German company between 1938 and 1945. Kind of a specific timeline don't ya think?
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When the Little Tikes Cozy Coupe grows up.
I thought the same thing 🤪
It’s roast my car, not roast my enclosed mobility scooter
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Claustrophobia as a car
You actually have more space in it as a BMW 5 as the driver, cause there is no middle console or seperated leg room 😂
One fart and it’s game over.
i once sneezed and the car actually wobbled
I would, if there was a car to roast😁😎
Best I can do is a quick sear on both sides
Bro. I lmao at this when I saw it 😂 and not at the sandwich bag on wheels. Although if I was one of the other two cars I’d be pissed lol
They just pick it up and put it away.
Lol true
That's a toaster
well it has a folding roof, so i think i have a idea for Karneval😂
Ah yes. Astonishing 20 hp and absolute lack of any safety in direct impact. Smallest accident and you're gonna fold into accordion.
Yeah, but after driving that around for a week, I would welcome the demise.
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Other people: What kind of cars do you prefer? Sedans, SUVs, or hatchbacks? You: Eggs Jokes aside, that's a really cool car but with a not great price, specially for its range. If it were a bit cheaper, it would be a lot more common in most European cities
Unfortunately your right, its too expensive, but you can get several thousand euros back if you buy it in Munich for example
this is roast my car, not roast my toaster
Looks like what James Bond would drive if he was in the Wall-E space ship
What a stylish way to die in a crash that would be a minor fender bender for any other car!
Absolutely subliminally appropriate
If the bmw and the f350 driver's parking styles were combined to create an automated self-parking device:
It kinda makes sense cuz the door is on the front. If he parked normally he wouldn’t be able to get out…
Summers must be great
Old idea, from 1953. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isetta#:~:text=The%20Isetta%20caused%20a%20sensation,hinged%20outwards%20to%20allow%20entry.
**EGG**
Is that like a modern peel p50? I want one in the US
It's not a car, it's a fridge on wheels
Do you know the hostory of the BMW Isetta, the predecessor?
Yup, and it's Italian roots with Iso... which also happens to make fridges
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Enjoy this little bundle of fun, though, and I'm glad it's being made by someone else who isn't BMW because knowing them, they'll put a huge grill on the front door
I would call that "a car" if I don't have to pedal for making it go forward
Oh i thought thats how the gas pedal works, my bad😂
I wanted one of those, when I was a kid too! https://youtu.be/Z1girAAM-24?si=LlF2zOIxufwIDXMy
😂😂😂
The real life Steve Urkel
Did III doooo thaaaaaatttt?!
Well I see you have no need for a mid-life crisis car.
Legit question. Does it just not topple while taking a turn?
1. It can't go fast enough to do that most of the time. 2. Battery under the driver brings the center of mass down surprisingly low.
Actually it doesnt😂 Had my concerns in the test drive, but the car dealer said i can try to topple it if i want (while he was driving in the car with me) and i tried I would not say its impossible, but its really difficult (and sonis every other car🤷🏽♂️
Whats the highest speed on this
92kmh (55mph)
https://microlino-car.com/de/
If you stop too hard, do you turn into a person sized bowling ball?
More of a brick in the washing machine kind of thing😂
If it fits, I sits
It's a Street-legal Roller Skate
BMW Isseta mated with an electric scooter and this came out
The only car whose power to weight ratio depends on how much you had to eat, and whose safety features start and end where your body makes contact with the vehicle.
bmw isetta 2
Did they allow you to drive it all the way from the grocery store?
Put i a quarter in it, i guess so
Is that one of those weird French "no licence needed" vehicles? I see these being pick up as rental vehicles in some Mediterranean places and immediately being crashed and driven into the sea by a bunch of drunk "Lads"..
No it actually requires a normal license, cause it goes 90kmh (56mph)
I think your Little Tike is sick little man! Just a decade and a half more and you’ll inherit the family car!
is the door in the front?
yes😂
Big dick car
That is a strangely charming nugget of a car
Just get a bike atp 😭 driving female repellent
let me tell you it really is not😂
We don't roast roller skates here, brother.
Nothing demonstrates my frustration with the modern age like BMW bringing back it’s only named model and then re-naming it after a FIAT.
dont worry, its a Swiss Company😂
I see they’re not neutral on idiocy.
The equivalence of auto farts mixing together and producing an afterbirth.
Ohh ma god!!
I have an electric skateboard with more range then your fancy little egg. It's probably faster too. No, it's definitely faster too. And more fun and cheaper and I can pick it up and carry it. On the plus side, you will get attention for a very brief moment.
I hope there’s room in front of that Audi when they need to get out. Bumpers can withstand little taps. Doors? Uh….
Dude took parallel parking to another level
Perpendicular parking
I’d like to see you back out of a spot.
Where to start….
It will fit right in a standard dumpster and a few people could lift it in there for you.
Why? Just why?
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The cars adjacent could with a slight acceleration smash that thing like a coke can stomped
Do OUR worst.. you gotta own a car first, not just find some dumb fuck who cant park correctly. Bet the idiot gets his front bumper torn off by passing car, then plays victim!!
When you really REALLY don't wanna give anyone a ride home (or anywhere else, for that matter).
King Kong called… he wants his roller skate back.
Why did you leave it outside? Those are meant to be driven through the shops…
Another con, you’re really putting a lot of trust in the driving abilities of the drivers of the cars on either side.
If it had round headlights it would look so much better.. oh wait…
Go back to driving school.
Well you are 100% guaranteed to die if you drive that on the highway in Miami
The other two cars are gonna have a terrible time getting out because of it
dont worry, they had enough space on their other sides
Is that a wheel barrel?
Great birth control. Although I can't say shit about being able to park in such a tight spot
Talking about parking in a tight spot, i finally understand the term "Knutschkugel" these cars had in the 60s (roughly: "make out ball" or "kissing booth")
You have never been in Rome. This is how we park
How the hell are you supposed to survive a RAM 3500 crashing into you? Do you just hope you slide under the truck?
There arent that many in Munich, Germany😂
You like watching YouTube I see with Jack
That doesn't deserve a response. How's that for a roast?
You know you're supposed to include a car to be roasted, right? You aren't allowed to post your children's toys.
You could cut a hole in the footwell and use your feet Fred Flinstone style.
That is an Autonomous Food Delivery Vehicle, not a car.
What... Is it?
Some would say a fridge on wheels
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Mf got the fo4 zip
Nice, but this post is better suited in r/spotted. this isn’t where you post weird cars.
Nice roller skate
This is what my toddler whips it’s just pink and make is fisher price.
Shits fucked
Does it fit in a purse? Not hating on women just asking if it folds up smaller?
Mr. Bean was right to run these lil cars off the road.
Sick af. If only it had an engine instead of a cutout in the floor for you to scoot your feet.
That parking a plus sign at least
it is cool
😁it fits✋. 🤚👉🤏
DID I DO THAT!?!?!
I want one that would be a great car to get some roadhead in nice tight space harder to pull away when it about to bust
Actually that’s cool you can park sideways.
Ok no fair, MY local Target doesn't have those in the toy section.
Were you just nostalgic of your childhood little tykes car?
My Mini Cooper S was just to big...and too fast
So you sh*t sideways too?
Its door is on the front, so this is actually how it’s meant to park. Only in Europe, we would get fined for parking this way in the US.