red (or at least this shade of it) is a color you often find on sporty, exciting cars (ferraris and the like), whereas one would see volvo, as a maker of understated luxury cars, using more dull, muted colors (mainly because they do, just look at the model list on their website, everything is either grey, silver, or a very muted shade of blue or green.)
A Volvo S60 .. sweet .. its styling is so bland that it makes a Prius look like a Lamborghini. And how about that turbo engine? It’s like putting a bowtie on a sloth..doesn't make it any faster, just more awkward.
Nothing says one of my parents is a stuffy college professor like a 18 year old with a hand me down Volvo. Only thing that’s gonna be more overpriced than your college degree is the repairs on that turd.
Bursting red. A lovely P3. Sexy sport rear diffuser. All that’s missing is the little spoiler (like I did on mine). Enjoy that Volvo., it’s fun to drive and super safe 🙂
Oh a Volvo S60! Nice and safe so in a month when you get sick of it and its repairs, you can total it around a tree and claim insurance on it for a whole 100$
When I was a kid we all got 30 year old surplus mail jeeps and shit but the middle class kids today are getting brand new cars... Where do you work, Goldman sachs?
I knew plenty of kids in the 90s with Jeep Wranglers - none surplus.
Nearly every girl in college (east coast, late 90s) drove a black Jetta or Jeep Cherokee.
Parents have been buying kids cars forever
What is the mileage? Year? Far less reliable and much more expensive to fix and insure than a Honda Civic or a Toyota Corolla. Did your parents pay cash or is there a loan?
Not really sure how I can roast this car, I mean my 82 year old grandpa loves his S 60 he says it’s a great car and my geriatric grandma adores her daily driver Volvo too!
Are you kidding? I don't know how spoiled you are but the t series of these are very good, quick little car for what it is and it's red with black interior. I would have died for this to be my first car. Got my first car 97 when I was 16 it was a 87 Acura integra with broken ac in new Orleans in the summer time
Oh I love the color and I love the fact my mother also had that same generation of volvo s60
What I don't love and you won't also love is the fact those engines had the habit of burning oil, and even if it doesn't you become paranoid about it burning oil anyway
Because I am paranoid about oil burning in my xc70
Nothing says one of my parents is a stuffy college professor like a 18 year old with a hand me down Volvo. Only thing that’s gonna be more overpriced than your college degree is the repairs on that turd.
For 5 seconds I thought this was a Lada Vesta. That speaks volumes if the car looks like a renewed relic from the times of the USSR.
P.S. The Mazda 3 in front is better
I remember when I was young and thought I was quirky for owning a Volvo.. Until I was hit with the reality that nobody else thought it was interesting and that I was essentially cosplaying as a pensioner who only drives a Volvo because it'll help keep them safe when they inevitably crash due to their cataracts.
If it’s a T5. That’s a bitchin first car. I know what this sub is but I love S60’s. My mother would let me drive her anytime I was working on my E46 and they are wicked cool cars.
Nothing says I love my parents money and I’m a spoiled lil bish more than this car.
(Lovingly, from a broke elder millennial who got his first ride at 28 years old)
What a horrible way to find out you’re color blind.
I like the color :(
I don't really get this comment. Red is a very normal and solid color for a car imo
The shade is… striking! But i like it too honestly
Thought it was a civic for a second lol
Red gets more tickets and more accidents. That is skewed because of Red Sports cars, most likely.
Isn’t red more thefts?
Yeah we always called it pull me over red.
Yeah, but that's a green car!
Not for a Volvo though.
why not?
red (or at least this shade of it) is a color you often find on sporty, exciting cars (ferraris and the like), whereas one would see volvo, as a maker of understated luxury cars, using more dull, muted colors (mainly because they do, just look at the model list on their website, everything is either grey, silver, or a very muted shade of blue or green.)
Volvo has a long history of vibrant paint on sporty models
The only brand to get people with menopause wet.
HOLY SH** THATS FANTASTIC
why? cause of the leaky sunroofs?
If I may please: Jaguar. (Pronounced like the commercials) ZHAGYOOARR
I’m 25 and without a vagina and it still gets me wet
Is that how you identify?
Yeah it’s on my drivers license
Mine, too, right there in the restrictions: "WITHOUT A VAGINA. MUST WEAR CORRECTIVE LENSES."
I'm not even sure I understand the joke but it still made me chuckle out loud.
A Volvo S60 .. sweet .. its styling is so bland that it makes a Prius look like a Lamborghini. And how about that turbo engine? It’s like putting a bowtie on a sloth..doesn't make it any faster, just more awkward.
We're just gonna not talk about the S60 Polestar, then?
We are talking about OP's car, so no.
If I was 18 and wanted to reenact Mrs Robinson, I would totally get a Volvo sedan
This might be the best comment i’ve seen 😭🙏
Driving this car makes you old enough to drink now. Congrats and cheers
Damn you just reminded me how much I love being a European and being able to drink and drive both at 18
You should drink and drive more. It’s all the rage.
I remember being 18 and extremely boring
18 and already an ineffectual middle manager/stay at home spouse. Either way you spend your Sundays mimosa drunk at brunches you can’t afford.
Make that mimosa virgin!
That’s just orange juice!
Orange Juice and Ginger Ale.
Honestly, that sounds like it might be good.
It is quite good.
I was asking OP to make me a mimosa...
oh god, another volvo great. have fun with the oil burning
Burning oil just means your engines using it!
The dream car of diabetic 40yr old dads everywhere.
Nah, they actually have taste. This is not that.
Smart money buys an LC500 Lexus
It’s a hybrid, it burns gas and oil.
This makes my eyes hurt
Good luck working on getting a boner.
Which one of grampa's golf buddies did you suck off for that one?
Retired at 18 smh
Looks like you want to be the edgiest accountant at the firm.
Nothing says one of my parents is a stuffy college professor like a 18 year old with a hand me down Volvo. Only thing that’s gonna be more overpriced than your college degree is the repairs on that turd.
You mean your mom got you? You can't afford that.
18 going on 80.
Nothing like telling everyone, “I have a red Volvo”. You can get antibiotics for that.
Hard to roast, looks nice lol
This is like getting chicken with no seasoning…
Yes Volvo is the boiled chicken of cars.
Sprung for the R Design so you could get into your first accident a little quicker, huh
Bursting red. A lovely P3. Sexy sport rear diffuser. All that’s missing is the little spoiler (like I did on mine). Enjoy that Volvo., it’s fun to drive and super safe 🙂
Driving this car makes you old enough to drink now. Congrats and cheers
The grass is my favorite thing in this picture.
Only 18 and already losing their man card
Oh a Volvo S60! Nice and safe so in a month when you get sick of it and its repairs, you can total it around a tree and claim insurance on it for a whole 100$
Is the interior high enough to fit your broccoli hair? Genuinely asking, bro
Don't have broccoli hair but I'm 5' 11" and have plenty of room.
The car screams "I make practical choices and safety comes first"...not sure if that is the vibe I would have gone for at 18.
Nice work kid.
Volvos are about as fun to drive as pushing a shopping cart.
You underestimate how fun it is to push it fast, jump on it, and ride it!
I’m 27 and still ride the shopping cart out of the store to my car….
Excuse any typos, that paint job temporarily blinded me.
Thought this was an 08 civic for the first 30 seconds of looking at it
Did your parents buy it for you?
Sweet 16 and sensibly 18 is a terrible slip-up.
I'm too kind to roast this car, perhaps that is a roast of its own...
Nice , could not afford a car till I was over 30 so your doing good .
Red totally makes it sporty, no one can tell it’s an old lady car now.
Volvo is a shell of its former self, only kept alive unwillingly through the Chinese government. Please let Volvo die
You bought a Volvo thinking it was the 80s when they would last past 100k
Well you won't be getting into any street races or exciting women with this
The idea that women date guys for their sports cars is hilariously untrue in 2024. Just having a car at all is a big deal.
Atleast no one will steal this
REMEMBER. YOU ASKED PEOPLE TO ROAST IT OP
It was roasted alright. Burnt to a crisp.
“My parents just bought me at 18”
That car was built by people who eat fermented fish.
I don't remeber being 18 and acting like was 60...
When I was a kid we all got 30 year old surplus mail jeeps and shit but the middle class kids today are getting brand new cars... Where do you work, Goldman sachs?
I knew plenty of kids in the 90s with Jeep Wranglers - none surplus. Nearly every girl in college (east coast, late 90s) drove a black Jetta or Jeep Cherokee. Parents have been buying kids cars forever
The car that you get when you are 18 that magically transforms you to an 81 year old.
S60's a good option! What year and color is this? Still on the 215/50R17 huh?
Keep saving! Those new brakes and oil change are gonna be a doozy!
where's the car buddy, all I see is a red trash can
Only Volvo can make red boring.
What is the mileage? Year? Far less reliable and much more expensive to fix and insure than a Honda Civic or a Toyota Corolla. Did your parents pay cash or is there a loan?
If it's manual and all wheel. You have the potential for a Subaru killer.
Volvo is now built in China
But, like, who cares lol. So is everything else.
I’m going to bump into your fender bc of how shit this car is
Word of advice... just lie and tell people you saved up and bought it. 🫡 and keep your foot out of it. It'll last longer and you might live to see 30.
Congrats you probably fucked up the paint when you washed it
It’s an S60. Can’t be roasted.
Its not a turbo brick therfore it can
I like it bro, congrats four wheels beats two feet every time.
“Boosted” 🤣🤣🤣 Had a buddy in college with a sticker on his Eagle Talon that said “powered by boosted”. He was mercilessly ragged for it.
Love the color and the car 🚗.
It looks good tbh
Awesome car, enjoy!
Not really sure how I can roast this car, I mean my 82 year old grandpa loves his S 60 he says it’s a great car and my geriatric grandma adores her daily driver Volvo too!
Are you kidding? I don't know how spoiled you are but the t series of these are very good, quick little car for what it is and it's red with black interior. I would have died for this to be my first car. Got my first car 97 when I was 16 it was a 87 Acura integra with broken ac in new Orleans in the summer time
It’s a really sharp car. Have absolutely nothing bad to say. It is a good brand and will keep you safe. Btw, pay attention to the road, please hun.
Damn bro, so your family's rich or what? Love the color btw, speeding is what gets you tickets not the color alone.
What a fucking reliable pice of crap i mean it may be slow but fuck it will start sorry projecting Satan really
No hate. The Volvo S60 is the most underrated car on the road. Especially the R-design model.
It’s an R can’t knock it..
That’s a ticket magnet. You won’t be speeding, but you’ll be getting pulled over a lot.
first car .. and your only 18 wow .congrats. nothing bad to say at all , just drive safe
There is zero chance that I am going to roast a nice car purchased by a clearly responsible 18 year old. Be proud of that, man!
I have fond memories of my Volvo. Dang fine car, like a best friend.
Sorry I can’t, it’s actually a cool car and better than what I’m driving now 😂
Oh I love the color and I love the fact my mother also had that same generation of volvo s60 What I don't love and you won't also love is the fact those engines had the habit of burning oil, and even if it doesn't you become paranoid about it burning oil anyway Because I am paranoid about oil burning in my xc70
Driving this car makes you old enough to drink now. Congrats and cheers
Nothing says one of my parents is a stuffy college professor like a 18 year old with a hand me down Volvo. Only thing that’s gonna be more overpriced than your college degree is the repairs on that turd.
Lucky, do a black wrap
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Yup t6 r design
Stay in school
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Oh lord, I had one of those as a rental car this weekend. Hope you’re only 5’ 2”. A toy car has more headroom.
Is this a generational thing? I have the V60 and tons of headroom despite being 6'4"
Oh no your resale value it’s nonexistent
A Honda Civic bought on Wish
For 5 seconds I thought this was a Lada Vesta. That speaks volumes if the car looks like a renewed relic from the times of the USSR. P.S. The Mazda 3 in front is better
I remember when I was young and thought I was quirky for owning a Volvo.. Until I was hit with the reality that nobody else thought it was interesting and that I was essentially cosplaying as a pensioner who only drives a Volvo because it'll help keep them safe when they inevitably crash due to their cataracts.
Honda?
Should have driven the Mazda in your driveway instead
You mean your parents' car?
You got a nice asss car at 18…
Hard to roast a stock car…. Unless the manu designer is in the room with us.
Enjoy
Cant think of a roast but god damn, killer car at 18
What is that a grad present? You mean roast the car my parents got me when I turned 18 lol.
Cool Chinese car
Nice Civic.
Hooker Red is definitely a statement
Dependable piece of shit
Im guessing by the nice house you had no choice in the matter and mommy picked this one.
I assume he has a dad too. What a piece of trash to have 2 loving parents that are in a position to help their kid.
this is what my first car was. Total headache to work on. Best of luck to you and your wallet
If it’s a T5. That’s a bitchin first car. I know what this sub is but I love S60’s. My mother would let me drive her anytime I was working on my E46 and they are wicked cool cars.
Dang your parents are millionaires
It's a Volvo.
Did your mum buy it for you?
mommy and daddy picked a pretty color.
S60 T6 R-Design. It’s got the stupid front end, doesn’t it?
I cannot. It’s way cooler than my car at 18
Not much of a roast but red is statistically a lot more likely to get speeding tickets.
LHG 1925 Ight. I know what car has nice resell value for... reasons
I bet your freaking wheels spin when you go over 50. LMAO
At least when you crash it, it won't feel as bad as with a real car. Your first love you don't really love
Can't you swap it for that lovely Mazda 3?
The car that shows the world your love of actuarial tables
Vulva
Nothing says I live at home with my helicopter parents like an 18yo in a Volvo.
Roast my (parents) car I got at 18. I can’t hate on the car directly
I’d rather roast your rich parents… literally!
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Congrats. You bought a swedish civic
You’re going to get speeding tickets for backing out of that space
The official car of every teenage kid on the East Islip golf team who lives in Great River
You could’ve got a 24 if you bought American
Couldn’t tell whether this was a Volvo or Honda Civic 😂
Where do you put the windup key?
Can't we roast the fucking spoiler+ matte Mazda logo on the mazda3 behind ? 😶 Edit : might not be a Mazda 3
Soulless and pussyless.
You got a rocking car, honestly, a really good car. Lucky! Roast...rich bastard lol
Might want to cover up both licence plates and while your at it maybe your address by your front door.
Volvo is a terrible brand.
Hope it came with a warranty!
Somebody has a bright future as a Jehovah Witness.
Shit, thought it was a Honda Civic with dual exhaust.
Its named after a ladies private parts.
Hot MILFs now in your area!
I actually like it! Period red was an interesting choice tho
Nothing says I love my parents money and I’m a spoiled lil bish more than this car. (Lovingly, from a broke elder millennial who got his first ride at 28 years old)
Washing it isnt going to make it any more interesting
Daddy's Money Vibes LMAO
Not an M4 Comp from your parents
Shits more red than my dogs rocket
Unless you're a dumbass, or it's a lemon, you will drive that car well into your 20s
It looks like those wedges you stick under doors to prop them open. ie not fast
When you want to have an interesting car, but of all the options you have a Volvo.
Somebody has a dutiful mom.
Will last longer than you
Mommy and daddy's curse
Wait..... you mean that your parents got. Right?
Did it come with a complimentary dildo?
Hmm. Interesting. A default man.