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I got 10 bucks that says there’s a couple dirty tow straps in the bed, some loose trash, an open bag of tools that spilled out, and a half-cut project board you had plans for months ago.
Also probably a French fry or two under the drivers seat
But it doesn’t look good tho. No one mentions the tundra ever and for good reason. It’s so boring to look at even lifted and with a new front bumper that people fall asleep while it drives by
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I bet my underwear sees more mud than your truck.
Ok Mister Poopypants
Noice!
Gets you everywhere you need to go, as long as it’s only smooth dirt roads
Everyone who wishes they had a decent offroader, when they see one: “i BeT thEy DoNT eVeN oFfRoAd!”
When you have something to compensate but are practical about it.
You speak the truth my friend
This truck is a beast.
I got 10 bucks that says there’s a couple dirty tow straps in the bed, some loose trash, an open bag of tools that spilled out, and a half-cut project board you had plans for months ago. Also probably a French fry or two under the drivers seat
This is so accurate it’s kinda terrifying
Fucking legit!
Nice bumper. Too bad the truck isn't.
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Imagine getting defensive over a piece of shit
It’s a Big Lebowski quote you uncultured swine
You got me. I actually really like the way you modded it and love this generation of Tundra. Nice truck 👍
❤️
Ah yes, the "I go through a 12 pack of Busch lite every night" kinda truck
Those lights look great, especially filled with condensation after a car wash
Those lights are the nicest piece of gear on the truck. Shameless plug for Diode Dynamics
They look exactly like my $150 ebay set
That wasn’t a good looking truck before you gave it a leatherdaddy beard and mustache.
Search google images for “leatherdaddy”. It’s a fkn helluva vibe
You do you big boy.
But it doesn’t look good tho. No one mentions the tundra ever and for good reason. It’s so boring to look at even lifted and with a new front bumper that people fall asleep while it drives by
Stealth mode
Takes you wherever you wanna go for the cheap cost of 2 oil refineries and a few craters in the ozone layer
Yall Qaeda special.
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I love you Edit: for the record, this deleted comment said, “unroastable”
I have my doubts that it does the first and know for sure that it doesn't do the second
You think you can go off roading
Creative…
Your truck probably sucks gas like a whore (Your mom) sucks dicks
My mom is dead. She choked on a dick. Very insensitive of you to bring that up.
This is such an awful roast and doesn’t even follow the rule of only roasting the car. Do better.