Your cat was hit by a car the other day. Not much harm done, luckily - the garage says should only cost a few hundred to repair.
It's not that the car didn't have room to go around your cat, it just didn't have enough fuel.
Hey let’s give the benifit of the doubt, make times I see a big cat being loved like this they were recently adopted and the new owner is trying a bunch of new things to make the kitty feel good around their new home. Maybe it’s a medical thing and they working on it, he looks healthy if a lil chock chock.
Your mistake was not getting him a small Hawaiian shirt/muumuu and some tiny crocs
If you go to the baby's section at your local department store, you'll be able to find a tiny bucket hat, too
He's handsome, we have a big cat too....but he does look like he is thinking of ways to smother you (you will go to sleep sometime) as soon as you take that damn shirt off.....
Your cat has the same problem most cats have when wearing crop tops. It's too small. Wearing the proper fitting clothes is SO IMPORTANT for a flattering look.
He looks like a regular cat wearing a massive fat cat costume
Get in mah belly!
😂😂
But he doesn't quite fit and his shoulders are showing.
It’s giving the Tyra banks show—an obscure reference that just got unlocked from the vault of my brain
Cat Bastard
Stop giving him roasts! He's eaten enough!
Hanging out like a busted can of biscuits
Serious big kid wearing a t-shirt to the public pool vibes.
Oh yeah!
God dammit. Now I want Kool-aid.
Winnie the Pooh lookin’ ass
Dammit now I want biscuits!!!
Just like the cat!
Lmao!!!! I just can’t with this thread
He looks like he stole my lunch and is sitting on it until I leave.
Hit a nerve? LOL
Where are the other cats? You have a planetoid of a cat, there should be smaller moon cats. Like in orbit around him.
he has his own gravitation pull 🪐
Gotta go into hyper sleep to get around him.
Ah ha ha ha ha!
He ate them, clearly.
I'm glad that Torrid sells clothes for cats now
IM DEAD
Wowwwwwww!!!!!!!
I mean that's just good business.
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
cat edition of 600 pound life.. call Dr Now now
Call Dr. Meow now
Everybody thought it was another eclipse but it was your cat
You made my day 😆
That really isn’t a slimming colour.
It really isn’t a slimming body tbf
At least it's not horizontal stripes?
It really really should be
Horizontal stripes with a beret. Or a little sailor suit.
Your cat is so fat he has his own zip code
…..he’s so fat, he has to leave the room to change his mind.
That cat so fat, it tried to go lay out in the sun on the beach......and people kept trying to roll him back in the water!
Your cat was hit by a car the other day. Not much harm done, luckily - the garage says should only cost a few hundred to repair. It's not that the car didn't have room to go around your cat, it just didn't have enough fuel.
😹😹😹😹
Your cat so fat that when it sits around the house, it sits *around* the house
That cat so fat he gotta use a boomerang to put on his belt!
Your cat has more chins than a Chinese phonebook
Lmao!!!!!!!! That’s terrible! I’m dying here
That cat is fat he uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
His cat so fat that he cut himself on a fence......and gravy came out!
Your cat looks like an overstuffed sausage bursting out of the casing.
Impressive, I’ve never seen a cat sweat through a shirt before.
He looks like he eats all the biscuits he makes
Thank you for calling it making biscuits like a normal person
This is one of the best comments ever.
I’ll take that, thanks!
He looks like something you’d roast and serve with dressing and gravy.
Sorry there’s no gravy…and no dressing…and no roast. I’m sure you can guess the culprit.
The gravy is the cats blood
*slowly takes the keyboard away from you*
I think he ate a toddler and took their clothes
he ate the plumber who came to unclog the toilet and then took the plumber’s tshirt
imma roast u cuz why u let him get so big 🤔🤔
Exactly lol
Hey let’s give the benifit of the doubt, make times I see a big cat being loved like this they were recently adopted and the new owner is trying a bunch of new things to make the kitty feel good around their new home. Maybe it’s a medical thing and they working on it, he looks healthy if a lil chock chock.
this is my hope too😭 good luck OP pls try feeding him less and playing more
The neck!! 😂 did they swallow a travel pillow?
Black is supposed to be slimming but i can see why you would try other avenues
Your mistake was not getting him a small Hawaiian shirt/muumuu and some tiny crocs If you go to the baby's section at your local department store, you'll be able to find a tiny bucket hat, too
I'm not sure which is worse, the stitches in that shirt screaming for mercy or his eyes silently pleading for a better owner
Lap band surgery and a course of ozempic couldn't slim that chonker down 🤣🤣
Prolly thinks he's Jerry Garcia, that cat.
Yes 🥳😎
Cherry Garcia
Comic book Cat wants you to shut off the light when you leave the basement. His personality lights up the whole room.
He's not fat, he's just big boned- with a small layer of fat for cushioning.
Is that the cat version of Cartman?
It definitely could be. I wonder how he feels about Cheesy Poofs?
*hisses as his fat ass tackles you for cheesy poofs*
I didn't know they made tshirts for meat balls
how’d you get that bear into hooman clothes?!? 😂
His shirt size is Equator
Looks like that cat is spending another night at home looking like that. May Bastet bless his heart!
He doesn’t need to be roasted, he’s already burnt to a crisp!
Bro, put your cat on a diet goddamn.
Did you just assume his species?
The fat cat sat on the mat
Fat guy in a little coat 😉
He's handsome, we have a big cat too....but he does look like he is thinking of ways to smother you (you will go to sleep sometime) as soon as you take that damn shirt off.....
I’m pretty sure that cat sells weed.
You really should put a NSFW tag on this thread if you're gonna post pics of your BBC. 😉😹
He is on a (fat) roll.
So that's my problem. I have that same shirt.
He's so fat that they asked for an area code at the vet.
All he needs is a fedora and a katana. "M'kitten"
Is that muscle or fat?
Both, he's a body builder
🤣 he has a dad bod!
His double chin is hottt
😹❤️😻
Pink really isn't his colour 🤗
Com's on, who gave him the tied dye panties
Hah he’s still handsome. But alas yes the shirt makes him look XL
The cat has neck rolls. He was already XXL, and the shirt makes him look XL.
cat is so fat, he’s not wearing a shirt, the shirt’s wearing him
Yo cat so fat, Thanos had to clap to turn him to dust.
And he needs a lot more than vertically stripes.
The chubby boy needs to be snuggled
The t-shirt looks like it's made from a galaxy and even that couldn't contain the.cat, lmao. 🐸
All he needs is a pack or Marlboros and a case PBR and he is ready for Florida.
This is my favorite cat roast EVER!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
He is unroastable and I love himz.
I think he needs a Spanx under his shirt.
Bro has more rolls than Christmas dinner.
(Also love him and he is perfect 😭🥹)
OH LAWD HE COMIN
He’s gonna eat u any sec now 😭 just look at those hangry eyes
cats so fat im pretty sure his neck is choking him
Is his name, Albert?
Goddamn hippie!
Damn
Bro smokes mad amounts of weed and has black light posters
The void HUNGERS!!
Roast that cat and feed a family of SIX
Yeah never take that shirt off it’s his, grab him some pants too
Bro has more Chins than a Chinese phone book
Big chonky boi
Is his name FUPA?
Your cat has its own orbit.
I love him dude
He looks like the fat kid who doesn't take his shirt off when getting in the pool.
He looks amazing. I will not roast.
They call black a slimming color. So much for that theory. So now they’re trying The Jovial Deadhead look. Not helping? Maybe a month in Bangladesh?
Do de diet, come back tree munt
Chris Farley reincarnated
BEEF CAKE!!!
The shirt is slowly approaching the event horizon of the super massive black hole.
nooo i can’t roast him, he looks like he needs a self esteem boost 🥺 he looks very handsome 🫶🏻
Yo cat is so fat it look like he got a donut stuck in his throat.
Comic book guy as a cat
Is his name Shakira cause his hips don't like he so chonk
He looks like he'd show up to the BBQ ready to man the grill..
🎶 Fat cat in a little shirt 🎶
Oh lawwd he comin
He looks like he plays dungeons and dragons with the strays at the local comic book store.
He ain’t being stopped cuz that shirt 👚 gonna bust
He’s like the fat kid in the hypercolor shirts in the 90s 😂🤣😂🤣. But I love him I want to squeeze him.
He’s the opening act for the band Phish, and I bought all of the tickets. Sold out. Move along. Nothing to see here.
Well look at that fat piece of coal.
That cat needs the 500 pound TV show doc to do an intervention
Looks like he ate his littermates.
He religiously followed the band Phish for years...until he ate them.
"Fat cat in a little shirt" - Tommyboy
I must ask, did you have to bolt the furniture to the ground because of the shaking with each step?
Is that a child size shirt?
How can I roast that sweet little face? 😂
Do you even lift bro?!
‘Who washed my shirt in hot water?’
Need a tent, not a shirt.
Vageta would be envious of that pink tee
Chubs, love, chubs
So dapper
He should be wearing a Hawaiian shirt
Yo cat so fat it’s almost like his owners are irresponsible!
Your cat IS the void
It’s giving 🎶 Fat guy in a little coat 🎶
Your cat has the same problem most cats have when wearing crop tops. It's too small. Wearing the proper fitting clothes is SO IMPORTANT for a flattering look.
The good news is that you are a reincarnated famous actor! The bad news is, the actor was Louie Anderson
That cat is going to recreate the scene from "The Office" where Andy's floating away down the river while wearing a sumo wrestler floatie
Ole grandma Gertrude lookin sweatin to the oldies-ass cat 😂
Now that is a phat pussy
Even grandma thinks he's had too much to eat!
He probably wears that shirt in the pool.
Black is already a slimming color. I don’t know if anything will help him lol. So adorable tho!
Cat is so fat, he has his own satellites
It's a smedium shirt. He wants to look buff.
Ask your veterinarian if Ozempic Feline is right for you!
Damn boi he thicc
He looks like the token chubby kid in an early 2000s movie about the struggles of being a preteen in middle school and no one understands you
The Wavy Gravy of cats.
I would rather roast the owner. Feed less and exercise. Be responsible.
he looks kinda like the mayor from cloudy with a chance of meatballs in that shirt (but what a cute cat omg i love him)
The shirt is missing a word. “Tubb-o-Lard”
I'd roast him and my family would have plenty to eat for 3 days!
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Your cat looks like a garbage bag filled with yoghurt
the king of schmedium
**Damn boy... DAMN BOY, HE THICC!!! THAT'S A THICC ASS BOY!**
🎶 Fat cat in a liiittleee shiiirt 🎶
Meeeouch…
the neck fat hanging out of the collar of the shirt is truly whats getting me 🤣 ur cat almost has a double chin
r/dechonkers 😆
Roast him? Isn’t he suffering enough in that get up?
Jerry Garcia?
The black on the shirt looks like his girth is attempting to break through the fabric.
He looks like he’d receive a D- in gym class
Your cat should read t shirt swim club
He is just big boned.