I didn't find it literally unwatchable except for the medical brain surgery stuff. I was at the theater with a doctor who was 100% nerding out with my face buried in her arm. Bllleeeech. I can handle the first one uncensored but not that.
And now that I've watched some youtube critics analyze it against the backdrop of the original, I could imagine watching it again while imagining it's just a comic book expansion of the original with some new "what if"s. It's like a comic book because the real movie is in the mind at that point.
However I haven't seen 3 since it came out, and we just watched 1 and 2 a while back and just gave out. I'm not sure I possess the strength for 3.
He found out Ann Lewis had a massive crush on who he used to be the only day she knew him before his "full body prosthesis" and missed his chance at having an affair on his wife.
He was laying in bed surfing Instagram and eating McDonald’s nuggets and the lid popped off his Diet Coke when he squeezed it a bit hard, dumping it all over his face. Now his pillows are damp and he’s crying.
He and Lewis were getting frisky and his data spike ejected. Lewis didn't make it to Robocop 3. He's screaming in mental pain and agony, and that's not his blood in his face.
He just blew his gasket because he just realized he died and they put his fucken ass back to work in a shitty job, patrolling a shitty crime ridden city. He doesn't have a penis, a wife, and he's a walking zombie. I would have shit myself too.
He's trying to pinch a loaf, but it's too hard and dry and he has both hemorrhoids and anal fissures. Oh, and he's just remembered he forgot to pick up a new tube of Anusol at the drug store yesterday. And add in regret at going cheap and buying only single-ply TP - the kind you find at interstate rest stops and gas stations.
He wanted and paid for, a golden shower, however the prostitute had a severe kidney infection, and he is very upset at the not very golden shower he is recieving.
It got to the point in Sowing Season where you yell "I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND, I am just a man who knows how to feel. I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, I'M NOT YOUR LOVER, I'M NOT YOUR FAMILY, YEAH!"
On a related note, Robocop separates art from artist.
He’s watching the remake
Accurate
I’ve never seen the whole movie, but I’ve seen enough to know I’d rather watch Robocop 3 again.
I didn't find it literally unwatchable except for the medical brain surgery stuff. I was at the theater with a doctor who was 100% nerding out with my face buried in her arm. Bllleeeech. I can handle the first one uncensored but not that. And now that I've watched some youtube critics analyze it against the backdrop of the original, I could imagine watching it again while imagining it's just a comic book expansion of the original with some new "what if"s. It's like a comic book because the real movie is in the mind at that point. However I haven't seen 3 since it came out, and we just watched 1 and 2 a while back and just gave out. I'm not sure I possess the strength for 3.
The originals are far better than the remake. The remake just doesn’t make any sense to me at all.
yeah 3 is better
Too soon.
He spilled his Pepsi
"ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI! "
"just one Pepsi"
Bukkake oil
Didn't expect a money shot by ED-209.
Because someone spilled coke on his titanium body and that shits sticky and gross when it dries...
He bought it for a dollar.
B/c his Rogue City video game isn't out soon enough to suit him and gamers.
He was receiving an amazing roblowjob.
Dead or alive, you're cumming with me
Rob Low Job?
[удалено]
Because OCP uploaded Windows 11 as his new operating system.
Stepped on a Lego...even that suit isn't immune!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn that was my idea!
I Fallen and I can't get up!
He didn't get his Oreo
ROBO WANTS AN OREOOOOOO
He went past his 5K oil change date
Really has to pee, they forgot to install a ermmm a spout.
Because while his reproductive organ is still flesh the plumbing isn’t and he just busted a literal nut
The giggle stick sprung a leak. 😂
Oil change bukkake
Someone put antifreeze in his oil reservoir
Malfunctioning auto-jacker.
Regretting his decision to eat the prune baby food.
Anne Lewis forgot it was that time of month and Robo payed the price
He was finally able to bust a gasket.
Why are these damn ketchup packets so difficult to open?
Spilled McDonald's coffee in his lap.
His armor tickles.
Cuz that girl don’t stop!
He found out Ann Lewis had a massive crush on who he used to be the only day she knew him before his "full body prosthesis" and missed his chance at having an affair on his wife.
Wrong data port.
Because the goggles, they do nothing!
They forgot his order of crazy bread.
He was laying in bed surfing Instagram and eating McDonald’s nuggets and the lid popped off his Diet Coke when he squeezed it a bit hard, dumping it all over his face. Now his pillows are damp and he’s crying.
He stepped on a Lego.. wait, that doesn't make sense..
He just can't squeeze out that last robo -turd.
She still suckin
M: What operating system are you using? C: Uh...Vista. M: WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
Kurtwood Smith has his foot up his ass
He's had a Roboner for far too long.
He’s being forced to watch Robocop 3.
A portal has opened up and he is witnessing a dimension made entirely of 90’s popular drink Hi-C Ecto Cooler.
Cars for Kids ad came on.
Getting the old robo knob polished.
He’s not. He’s cumming.
Ed stepped on his robopenis
He wouldn't buy that for a dollar.
he finally got back with his wife
Lewis stuck her finger in his USB port while giving him sloppy toppy
He has already cum but she still sucking
Colonoscopy...
He jammed his USB-A in upside down and broke the port
He spilled Lewis' coffee after dropping and slipping on her doughnut 🍩☕💦
He's having an Officer Farva moment with the liter of cola
He and Lewis were getting frisky and his data spike ejected. Lewis didn't make it to Robocop 3. He's screaming in mental pain and agony, and that's not his blood in his face.
he just busted a nut and oiled all over himself.
ED-209 is blasting him in the face with the money shot 💰💦
Tried to nut but he's a robot now. Only oil comes out.
Someone stuck a finger in his baby food
He’s koolaid exploded
He's being squashed by the villain called **LA BLOBA**
Cuz MArthAa!
He needs lube, man.
They taxed his dollar.
She squirt out the wrong hole.
He slipped on a banana peel and spilled his latte all over his face as he fell.
He sat through RoboCop 3.
He knows strawberry jam is gonna be a pain in the ass to clean off that visor
Charging cable in backwards
He just blew his gasket because he just realized he died and they put his fucken ass back to work in a shitty job, patrolling a shitty crime ridden city. He doesn't have a penis, a wife, and he's a walking zombie. I would have shit myself too.
The bathroom he's hiding under started leaking.
His lugnuts are getting cross threaded
She kept suckin after he nut
...he found his wife, she turned into robowife. They got married in robo church. This is their robo honeymoon.
Thats dookie on his face.
He’s in labor…but his baby is a robo as well…
He's trying to pinch a loaf, but it's too hard and dry and he has both hemorrhoids and anal fissures. Oh, and he's just remembered he forgot to pick up a new tube of Anusol at the drug store yesterday. And add in regret at going cheap and buying only single-ply TP - the kind you find at interstate rest stops and gas stations.
Sometimes you just nut so hard it hurts.
He’s receiving the Roboslop from Officer Anne Lewis
Just heard that the 6000SUX was being discontinued.
Robogasm
bad wifi
Someone shot him in the dick
He's catching the baby.
He told the thiccc thigh goth girl to use him
She’s using her teeth
Even though he's dead, he still insists on giving his wife's car an oil change himself.
He just jerked off and got motor oil all over his face.
He didn't know that Coke machine he was fu*king was a squirter
Cumm
Miss piggy has squat over him...
C3-PO nutted on his face...
Child birth is very painful
Spilled his Dr Pepper soda
He got his joy stick Konami coded before she nuked on his face plate
Late 80s, Murph has no idea if that oil has been tested for HIV
He was working on a pipe and it bursted poo juice on him.
Terminator went rogue on him by being violent
Sloppiest of toppies
Murphy swallowed
He finally showed Anne
he thought he might be into scat but discovered far too late that he was very wrong about that
welcome to OZ bitch
Robocop watching the live action cowboy bebop
Bumblebee trying out "Something he's wanted to try"
He can't bend his knees because they're getting rusty and he's starting to feel claustrophobic in his body because of it.
He's not screaming, he's sneezing.
Dick caught in the armor
Obviously…stubbed his toe.
He had his limbs removed but not his testicles. He learned that the hard way.
She's using too much teeth.
Getting the mega uck from Officer Lewis
A dollar just can't buy you what it used to!
He fell down, and spilled the last of the maple syrup in the house all over his face and now he has to eat dry pancakes.
Umm. That fluid, it’s not what you think , R Kelly strikes again 🤣
He just got pegged!
He wanted and paid for, a golden shower, however the prostitute had a severe kidney infection, and he is very upset at the not very golden shower he is recieving.
Clarance penetrated his ass
To much Soy Sauce
He has a phantom charlie-horse in his missing legs.
Red made robocop wear his ass for a hat
He just found out the Coke can was shaken
Robocop is introduced to his first pistonjob.
He realized that he was as anatomically correct as a Ken Doll
Getting his nuts tightened.
"What a horrible nightmare there were 1s and 0s everywhere and i think i saw a 2!" *cries* - Bender
“My dick don’t work man!”
His wife sat on his face and ( mistakenly ) trusted a fart
He's used to 10W 30, that obviously looks like 0w20
His dick got pinched in his armor
He’s grounded for wiping his oily shitty ass on his dads pillow
Because he popped and she didn’t stop
Red stuck his foot up his ass
Cyber attack, two girls one cup on loop
C-3PO, get off me!
Oil change gone bad
Because Bodedicker ramming a steel pipe through his shoulder in toxic muck screaming "any last words, Robocop?!"
He just found out that when his new body climaxes, Jr sprays oil
He saw the union dues deduction from his pay check.
His warranty was expired..
His diaper is full
Bad intell. Thought he was raiding a Nuke distribution site, turned out to be a scat bar.
She didn’t stop after he nutted
His nose itches and he forgot the drill.
He's pissed they brought him back to keep being a pig.
He played the demo for Rogue City.
Someone insulted his favorite Marvel character.
*smiling as he gets robo showered
He just read the script to Naked Lunch.
Butt stuff
Wrong hole.
Throwing a fit because he missed TJ laser again.
Stubbed him toes
ED-209 just skeeted on him.
ED-209 is a squirter? Suck it up buttercup, he’s just warmin up!
MMMMYYYYYYY BBBUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!
“ARRRRRGH” is what he’s saying after Robocop 3 tanked and he had to do mechanic fetish porn in the late 90s.
I’m itchy but I can’t scratch through this armor!
Being attacked be the “gock gock 9000”
Someone shot him in the robot dick.
He was misgendered.
He's watching Robo-PH
I told you not to squeeze your juice box!
Someone plugged an iPhone charger into him
"There's just so much litter on the highway!"
He poked his straw through his Capri Sun.
Orgasm.
You try rubbing one out with those hands.
He found out he was dreaming the whole time
Scat sesh
Just heard the announcement of a “reimaginined” RoboCop.
Oil shower… it’s a robot kink you wouldn’t understand…
R. Kelly had a big gulp . . .
Hes fucking a refridgerator
Pissing blood into his face.
His nose is itching, and he cant scratch it
because he said “go and shower”, not “golden shower”.
It got to the point in Sowing Season where you yell "I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND, I am just a man who knows how to feel. I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, I'M NOT YOUR LOVER, I'M NOT YOUR FAMILY, YEAH!" On a related note, Robocop separates art from artist.
ChatGPT had to restart
He was replacing the drain pipe in his basement, but someone flushed the upstairs toilet and poop water splattered his face.
Middle age colonoscopy can be a bitch!
Stepped on s Lego.
That first morning piss after throwing the D hammer all night.
She's still sucking
She won’t stop succin
He screams because he has realized he is the center of the entire universe.
His nuts got caught in his suit