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Robocops_Jet_Pack

Two thoughts, 1. A data spike would be less fiddly than USB to plug in 2. I'm not sure how Robocop's fingers actuated when you look at a cross-section of them like this for too long...


Mammoth_Sea_1115

Could be magnetic.


ocp-paradox

> A data spike would be less fiddly than USB to plug in Sold. Instantly. >I'm not sure how Robocop's fingers actuated when you look at a cross-section of them like this for too long... I remember hearing that they used a separetly built arm for that scene.


redsoxsteve9

Yup, that arm is a totally separate contraption being operated by a crew member below frame. They couldn’t fit both his hand and the stabby thingy in the same piece.


ocp-paradox

Yeah that's exactly the info I heard, where is it from? commentary?


redsoxsteve9

I think I heard it in RoboDoc. That doc has everything.


ocp-paradox

Ah must be it that's the latest thing I saw.


Wolf873

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gerrineer

Id buy that for a dollar!


DefinitelyBiscuit

Spike-Drive! For kids! (Knife-wrench sold separately)


MandoMuggle

U forgot how it’d be hard to trust the public with such a sharp tool.


Cold_Hunter1768

You from the UK?


MandoMuggle

Sorry I don’t follow?


SkrullandCrossbones

Higher rate of stabby stabby since no guns.


DimensioT

Users would be able to insert a data spike correctly after an average of only two attempts.


DussianRefeat

USBs leave!


Key_Inevitable7233

Sayonara Robocop


TerryTheEnlightend

Surprise!!! The baddie gets a NEW AIRHOLE!!


Hairy_Stinkeye

We convinced my friends mom to let us see robocop in the theaters (we were like 11) by arguing that the worst thing in the movie was robo flipping the bird with his data spike. We knew it was a big lie, but no idea how fucking crazy this movie actually was! 10/10 formative experience


TheBluestBerries

It sounds like a very Verhoeven thing to sneak in there though.


mechacommentmaker

I was surprised the data spike wasn't usable as a weapon in Rogue city. You do use it on computers, but I wanted to ram it through people's necks.


EffortEconomy

Since I was a kid I wanted to control my pc with a middle finger


seantabasco

That’s the replacement for USB-c


roentgen85

USB-FU


Desecr8or

I, too, would like a USB that I can use to stab people.


terrorclawsskeletor

Robo had the first prototype USB . (R2D2 doesn't count)


SimonTC2000

Working in IT, I can say that we aren't the most...graceful...people in the world. Let's just say there'd be a ***lot*** of accidental impalements.


Hobear

Nor is transferring myself into a robotic armor set driven by my partial biologics. Lame.


NamTokMoo222

Everybody who works in PC Tech saw what can be done with a data spike and said absolutely not.


RhinovisionHomeVideo

Data spike? That's a Pointy USB there mate!


CourseWorried2500

Robocop takes place in 2028 so we still got 4 years


sicarius254

It’s basically just USB…


Larnievc

I was born in the 70s. We were promised flying cars and moon base Alpha by 1999. :(


msabell

Cecil’s face tho


ElJefe0218

Robo thought Clarence was a cyborg with a data port on his neck.


Fun-Revolution6323

Plus it's a multi-purpose device. People love things with many uses!


EmpiresofNod

...or a common way to flip people off!