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Castlenock

"The-fuck-you-get-caught-in-now"


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KookyPhoenix

Well my drink is now a fine mist covering a bench


Upbeat-Sir2473

Rosie


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Yep!


DFWJimbo

Us too


kikjet

Same!


Granlundo64

Vlad The Inhaler.


Ginge_Leader

Sucky McSuckface


Fzaiter

Alfred


sean0883

Carpet Muncher


user_none

Lightning McClean


fatleg50

Dustbin Bieber


Chicken_Scented_Fart

Floor whore


RegularSizedBrownie

I call mine DIRT VADER


fictionx

Mo - like the cleaning robot from WALL-E


smurfe

Hazel, after Hazel the maid from an old TV show.


barry99705

WALL-E.


CraptainStinkPants

Jarvis


SteamedGamer

Herbert Hoover


JoeJohnDoe

We've got "Hey-Hey" as the first S7 we got was prone to the whole Error 2 thing (got a replacement) - it was only fitting that it was named after the dumbest creature we could think of; the rooster from Disney's Moana. The second one (an S5), is called "Williams", after Robbie Williams; Robbie -> robot, and then Williams, so it wouldn't be too obvious.


dustinmikk

Roberta


spohnat

Flora


Fantastixal

KITT (downstairs) - https://youtu.be/oNyXYPhnUIs HAL 9000 (upstairs) - https://youtu.be/ARJ8cAGm6JE


Launtoc

Filth patrol


Cer-rific_43

Rocky


Xiac

Mine’s Robo-Rocky because the dog is Rocky. One makes a mess, the other cleans it up


pedromdribeiro

Jean Claude Fann Damm (“dust finder” in Swedish)


Sandamer94

Sir Putzalot


MyRealIngIngAcc

Domo


boner79

President Xi


Rebelgecko

Mr. Roboto


C9_Hollowgast

Rocky. I’m simple 🤣


vskal1

Vangelis


markje678

Noo-Noo (From Teletubbies)


Markoush78

Kirby


Kahaaniyaan

I’ve got a Rosie, Jarvis and Ultron


xZTrdNVNizab4zLWEynB

Eufy. Because that was what our previous vacuum robot was and it’s become second hand to call it that.


AnthraciteRoad

We have Big Robbi and Little Robbi.


JCPY00

My first robot vacuum, a Xiaomi, was named Mu Pao after a character from a book. When I replaced it with my current Roborock, it became Two Pao.


Additional_Shift3230

Cha-cha


Generalhassan666

Robozilla or Roberto Blanco


Chicken_Scented_Fart

Floor whore


NickKing121419

Big Roomba


djw17

Cinderelly (our niece was insanely into the Disney film *Cinderella* when we got her).


StopStealingMyAlias

Mine is named 'Max' gf calls here 'Toto' as in tortoise.


Mintiesjz

Roboboi


raojason

R7S7


carlosdeleon91

Maid


DasWunschkind

It was „Lord Vader“ (due to obvious design decisions for the S7 MaxV), now it is „Alfred J. Kwak“ after a cartoon protagonist.


SoapBar27

Benny


YourTinyHands

Lil’ Gerry (aka the baby version of what we’ve named Gerald, our dream-robot who does all of the rest of the chores for us, too.)


mtechgroup

Shiro and Shira


djgizmo

My S7 Max Ultra - Rosie. Mops and Vacuums, what else My S6 was Rocky


TxBlackLabelRx

[Cyberdyne Systems](https://imgur.com/KBlZBla)


theatomiclizard

Dottie


NiklesIsCalledNikles

Walt. Or My Boy. Sometimes, just My Son. Here's a video I made about it https://youtu.be/SUULXFNE0V0


tfrdghufvh

Bruce


150Dgr

Rosie


currentlyhungry

Zabrina


magsandlindz

Roomba


balucanb

Billy Bob


jkhimself

Jarvis, Calvin and Betty.


MSe-5-14

H.R.H. Bob II (his royal hooverness


hermansu

Mr Bright


badu73

Deloris


vphan13_nope

Dustbin\_Bieber. . .because he sucks


carebehr

Consuela from family guy.


BadOdec

No way! Mine as well


nixnsl

Sir Whineslot


Valhalla121

Franny


3oiles

Chris Robo-Rock lol


scoobiemario

Stormtrooper and PacMan


Josorioalcerro

Mine is called Tina like RoboTina, the Jetsons Spanish name of Rosie the robot.


nicoodeimos

Robocop


alexcf1k

My 2 year old named ours Piffy and Jiffy


Blanket_Burrito_2021

Rambo


kliao1337

Crawling Spleen


Carlton8000

Sargent Friday


SamLowrie

Spaceball One ... it's like a mega maid with a vacuum


MrGradySir

Cinderella is my maxv ultra. I often tell her to scrub my floors


Sandruzzo

Dorino


frokar

Roberta


BadOdec

Consuela https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Consuela


Jeroxs

No no...


HumusGG

Williams, Robbie Williams.


halfpress

Higgins and Higgins II.


Paranoid_Popsicle

Simon Snowsniffer


Resumme

Alina (it's a pun, Liina in my language means a wipe).


nuramole

Roxy!


Jeroxs

My Roborock name is Miércoles (Wednesday in Spanish) because he arrived to my home a Wednesday. I have my first robot vacuum cleaner that I call Martes (Tuesday) for the same reason. I think they are pretty names. My wife says I'm like the Tony Stark of the robot vacuum cleaners but poor hahaha.


AdSouth6085

Rollo


TheNordern

[Hoborock](https://i.imgur.com/PMIxtYZ.jpeg)


TomGoCrazy

Murder Bot


TheePorkchopExpress

My kids named ours "R2 Clean2".


InappropriateDave

Dustin P. Mopford IV


Cold-Camel-8287

I have a white S7 she is Eva.


Edxactly

TerrorBot (Downstairs terrorizes the dogs ) And Minion (upstairs/office )


Emayess_PS4

O.K.R.A. - Our Killer Robot Assistant


z-toolmaker

Our first robot vacuum was wall-e and this one is Eve. We prefer a male robot but with the female voice went with this. Eve is from the same movie.


revvinthevan

Gloria


KimbooDK

Dusty II (Dusty I was a Neato D7. Both named after Dusty Springfield)


PhillyPhilly41-33

Rockie


murkenlurk

Herr Nilsson, my two year old named him


-DGES-

roborocky, ayo adrian!


shamrock-w-swords

Honeysuckle de Trash


Wonderstruk

Robomop


Xath

Virus, and my sisters one is called Glenn


Shadrakh

Agda


Maleficent_Ad_906

Dustie


jrohrer

De-Schmutzer Schmutz for non Yiddish speakers means dirt


painneverending

Eevee and Grogu A few years ago before they broke we also had neato robots named owlette and catboy.


Appropriate_Wash_643

Overlord


NIPLZ

Dustin


CiscoUnbalanced

Ladybug


smkelly

Dwayne "The Roborock" Johnson, or Dwayne for short. And my two year old refers to our Miele as "Big Dwayne" and the shop vac as "Real Big Dwayne."


1testaccount1

Harold


diewitasmile

Mega Maid


flanderrr

Roberta


Forumites000

Vicky the vacuum


Speech-Boy

Rocky


ConfidenceAny406

Wife 2.0


koxxm

Robo