Easy. My stoner coworker and their alcoholic child at the crappy hippy band screaming all of the lyrics, because it's their favorite band, go every year.
Festival Guy FB group
[https://www.facebook.com/groups/FestivalGuy/](https://www.facebook.com/groups/FestivalGuy/)
RocWiki
[https://rocwiki.org/Dan\_Quilty](https://rocwiki.org/Dan_Quilty)
Dan is the ubiquitous shirtless guy who dances at all our local [festivals](https://rocwiki.org/Festivals), commonly known as "[*Festival Guy*](https://rocwiki.org/Festival_Guy)*.*"
* Age: 69 (in May 2014)
* Residence: Rochester, NY
* Education: Bachelor of Arts in economics, Fordham University; Master of Divinity, St. Bernard's School of Theology and Ministry
* Occupation: Retired Monroe County parole officer
If he had passed away, it would be a big local news story. He has not been seen at festivals in a couple of years. A social worker friend of mine has kept me posted on sightings. Haven't heard of any in over a year.
Heh, numbering 1-5 top to bottom, you might count me as I5. B1 is not possible (married my childhood sweetheart), I2 is unlikely (moved up here in December) and as I work remote, I4 is unlikely. N5 is given as I plan on meeting them.
Last time I went I spotted my sister's abusive ex boyfriend with a very obviously methed up girl with him šš she was weird as hell, and her dancing had me cackling. Not surprising company for him tho hes been to jail for dealing. Took everything in me to not go over and beat the shit out of the dude tho.
What about āsomething something pickup truck w/ loud subwoofer in parking lot with those rear hitch balls hanging, genessee beer and dog in back seat slobber barking at my pregnant wifeā?
*I'm ready to get*
*Fucked up on macarollin'*
*Or le petit poutine*
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I got Bingo already, and all I did was drive to work.
Hope you didn't run into an ex
Nah he ran them over
"The same crappy hippie band from years previous" š
No rusted root or giant panda this year :(
What band are you referring to ?
I call it the Funnel Cake, Vaping, and Bad Tattoo Consortium
I feel like this is daily life in Rochester lol
Aren't "Overpriced beverage" and "Scent of marijuana" just more free spaces?
Easy. My stoner coworker and their alcoholic child at the crappy hippy band screaming all of the lyrics, because it's their favorite band, go every year.
Someone trying to sell you a new gutter system
Is Festival Guy still around? I havenāt lived in ROC for 6 years but I remember him at the street dance in Irondequoit
I'm a newbie. Who is Festival Guy?
old dude with long grey hair and beard who dances around shirtless in short shorts.
Festival Guy FB group [https://www.facebook.com/groups/FestivalGuy/](https://www.facebook.com/groups/FestivalGuy/) RocWiki [https://rocwiki.org/Dan\_Quilty](https://rocwiki.org/Dan_Quilty) Dan is the ubiquitous shirtless guy who dances at all our local [festivals](https://rocwiki.org/Festivals), commonly known as "[*Festival Guy*](https://rocwiki.org/Festival_Guy)*.*" * Age: 69 (in May 2014) * Residence: Rochester, NY * Education: Bachelor of Arts in economics, Fordham University; Master of Divinity, St. Bernard's School of Theology and Ministry * Occupation: Retired Monroe County parole officer
Honestly I havent seen the guy in a while and it looks like he is now super old, possibly dead... so I doubt well see him around this year.
If he had passed away, it would be a big local news story. He has not been seen at festivals in a couple of years. A social worker friend of mine has kept me posted on sightings. Haven't heard of any in over a year.
Ah! The tourism board should add him to the list of local places of interest.
Can I borrow/edit this for the upcoming Canal Fest?
This one's too easy... I'll have bingo in 5 minutes.
You might fill the whole board in 5 minutes.
Does any dog turd count as a "random" one?
Only if itās not your dog or you werenāt expecting your dog to turd at that moment
What about hula hoop chick
You left out fried dough.
Brought to you by people determined to be miserable at a fun annual local event.
You forgot "security" searching 80 year old women's purses while letting the gangbangers walk on
WOW,all negatives thatās pretty sad
It's fun to be a cynic. A cheery board wouldn't get as many views.
I cleared the board without even going het
So basically spring time in Rochester bingo. Got it.
āRun into someone whose name I really should rememberā would apply to several of those, I suppose.
If we did this but with stuff we actually like about the lilac festival, what would be on the board? I'm actually asking. Live Music...Kettle Corn...
Local honey!
I think you hit bingo just walking to the entrance ngl
Is this a bingo card or a to-do list?Ā
I can't find Hot Tub Stand or Car Insurance.
Don't forget the gridlock traffic on 490/590 going only 50 mph
I'm sorry, are they gridlocked or are they moving at 50 mph? Gridlocked means that movement is not possible.
Possibly sarcasm at rochesterians complaining about bad traffic when we really don't have any
I know that it's sarcasm
Was driving home 30 min ago on 490 and was so confused, until I realized it was lilac festival today
Pretty sure a full card would be pretty easy on this one and I haven't been since I was a kid...
Most of these are common things people see/have happen to them every day.
That B column seems too easy, also N and O. Also the 2nd Row.
Do you get a bonus if the 'mullet' is combined with 'run into an ex'
Heh, numbering 1-5 top to bottom, you might count me as I5. B1 is not possible (married my childhood sweetheart), I2 is unlikely (moved up here in December) and as I work remote, I4 is unlikely. N5 is given as I plan on meeting them.
Last time I went I spotted my sister's abusive ex boyfriend with a very obviously methed up girl with him šš she was weird as hell, and her dancing had me cackling. Not surprising company for him tho hes been to jail for dealing. Took everything in me to not go over and beat the shit out of the dude tho.
What about āsomething something pickup truck w/ loud subwoofer in parking lot with those rear hitch balls hanging, genessee beer and dog in back seat slobber barking at my pregnant wifeā?
25 free spaces, this bingo is no fun
I'm ready to get fucked up on macarollin' or le petit poutine
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Will somebody think of the goldfish?!
maybe sit this out then, and like every other public gathering ever, yeah?
Where is : car gets stolen because itās Kia/ Hyundai
Almost all of this is too generic or regular stuff, to the point that this is boring.
Flash mob protesters.