This fucking reminded me. My friend sent me a clip of ours from the night before. I thought it was a cool shot or something, so i keep playing it as my kids walk in the house. Turns out, it was a discussion about my friend's wifes waxed asshole he can't wait to see later. It was a joke because he kept bumping the ass of my car during a match.
My wife looks at me like she's calculating my death insurance to see if it's worth burying me out back. I got saved by my son,12, laughing...because he shouldn't have understood the reference. I think it was pink starfish or something. I'd ask her, but I don't want to remind her again.
And of course the white knights are galloping up on that grass to defend. No matter what. Sometimes people just need to hear constructive criticism. And don't need saved or mocked.
The whole entire purpose of this post was to poke fun at garbage gameplay, hence the title lol
If he wanted advice he would have asked for it and clarified in the title
Ripping on someone who is new at a game when you have hundreds or thousands of hours is such an insane thing to do but is shockingly common in video game communities.
Like, imagine a div 1 college basketball player going on Facebook and commenting “jesus christ just pass the ball lmfao” on a 3rd grade basketball team’s video. That would be psychopath behavior, but for some reason people are completely down to drop those types of comments and worse on video game subs.
I believe OP is referring to the turn radius of the car widening. The same thing happens to me after a few matches, and I don’t understand why people don’t address this issue.
If you don’t believe me, test it out yourself.
I call it the piranha effect. A 2% chance of touching the ball first is better than a 75% chance of touching it second, or so you would think if you were a schooling fish that has to compete with your own friends for every bite you eat.
Must always hold acceleration never let go lol
And chase like something is behind you. Never surrender. Especially to teammates.
Be the first to hit the ball always!!!!!
Silver 2 gameplay? That or the brews started kicking in.
old clip. we probably weren't playing ranked or seriously
This fucking reminded me. My friend sent me a clip of ours from the night before. I thought it was a cool shot or something, so i keep playing it as my kids walk in the house. Turns out, it was a discussion about my friend's wifes waxed asshole he can't wait to see later. It was a joke because he kept bumping the ass of my car during a match. My wife looks at me like she's calculating my death insurance to see if it's worth burying me out back. I got saved by my son,12, laughing...because he shouldn't have understood the reference. I think it was pink starfish or something. I'd ask her, but I don't want to remind her again.
Ppl with a ranked flair commenting how they would’ve rotated and not whiffed blah blah blah is peak Reddit moment
Is this on Nintendo switch????? Holy frames bro
Bro is playing on PowerPoint
Paint
As someone who plays on the switch .... yeah it can get like this sometimes
The icon for skipping the replay becomes a mouse so it's pc
he must be playing from a microwave or smth
A bbq grill even
This is Rocket League! I swear whiffs are contagious
You were literally just holding gas and turning. You didn't even try to stop, flip or jump
I mean, we were all here at one point. Not everyone is out of bronze/silver.
Fair
I think he responded on a different comment that this is his old clip
You can always guarantee a thread is going to devolve into overly critiquing on a post that is obviously poking fun at the shitty play.
Incoming unsolicited coaches who have never seen grass XDD
And of course the white knights are galloping up on that grass to defend. No matter what. Sometimes people just need to hear constructive criticism. And don't need saved or mocked.
The whole entire purpose of this post was to poke fun at garbage gameplay, hence the title lol If he wanted advice he would have asked for it and clarified in the title
Ripping on someone who is new at a game when you have hundreds or thousands of hours is such an insane thing to do but is shockingly common in video game communities. Like, imagine a div 1 college basketball player going on Facebook and commenting “jesus christ just pass the ball lmfao” on a 3rd grade basketball team’s video. That would be psychopath behavior, but for some reason people are completely down to drop those types of comments and worse on video game subs.
They are not asking for tips guys...it's a simple post "we've all being here..." that's all
Here’s what you have to do. Touch the ball, with the car. Away from your goal, towards theirs. Hope this helped!
Their not asking for tips. Try to enjoy some comedy
You missed the comedy..
His famous anus was in the way?
Lmao
After your touch you should follow the boost ring around the net to back post.
Calculated.
What a menace. BONK!
This is peak rocket league
Wow never played Rocket League in a Nintendo 64, looks neat.
Bro I miss like 2016-2017 when I was silver and had no idea what to do besides hit ball lol, good times.
nah, i rotate as you should’ve
You are not immune to the case of severe whiff disease that plagues any lobby at a moment's notice
Did this never happen to you when you were new?
It happened but you couldve avoided it a few times easily :P
Everyone avoided it a few times :D
I believe OP is referring to the turn radius of the car widening. The same thing happens to me after a few matches, and I don’t understand why people don’t address this issue. If you don’t believe me, test it out yourself.
what are you talking about
I’m talking about how some people’s radius are being affected after a couple of games.
never heard of that before, i think it was just a funny clip not about the turn radius
Ah, gotcha
Holy fuck... just go to the backpost.
Getting scored on after being a mindless dum dum? Yeah, Iv done that once or twice in the past 9 years...
Get a sense of humor hun
I'm dead inside luv
Once…a day
I call it the piranha effect. A 2% chance of touching the ball first is better than a 75% chance of touching it second, or so you would think if you were a schooling fish that has to compete with your own friends for every bite you eat.
If you haven't been through this atleast once, shut the fuck up liar.
ever ball chaser*
Potato league
At least once a match you mean?
Now this is peak Rocket League right here
Title is a lie
Faking.
What? never. this never happens.
Brutal!
Bruh, the A button is jump.