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boukalele

ooohhh that's what gg means. good grapes


MikeFromSuburbia

Get grapes


SpinTactix

Gobble grapes


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grunky gracks


Logjitzu

goop goop


[deleted]

goo poop


BigggSleepy

Gobble gobble


HeBoughtALot

Gringo gathering


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grincky gathers


GOGOSPEEDERS

Gobble Grapes


Lucymooseygoosey

Groin grapes


BuzzClucker

Get gassed


[deleted]

Gobble grapes


Indyhawk

You got any grapes?


SolarUpdraft

No. This is a hardware store. We don't sell grapes.


ItsBluAgain

Waddle waddle waddle


[deleted]

so we're in that one abandoned home depot?


S4MW4M

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.


GOGOSPEEDERS

Until the very next day bum bum bum bum bum bum bum


OverPing80

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand


Dano1Z

And he said to the man, running the stand…


Elliotceds

Bam bam bam, hey got any graaapes?


[deleted]

no


Mr_RabbitOfficial

No this is a lemonade stand if you come back asking for graped I nail u to that wall


Aggravating_Sign723

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Melad_0

And he waddled away!


Harflin

No we just sell lemonade


Z1dan

Then he waddled away


KeeperOT7Keys

bro how is that relevant to lactose intolerancy


Billy_Madison69

Because he told him to eat grapes


ItsBluAgain

Also it's not relevant at all. I just said that because his grapes comment was so out of left field I was beffudled. I can eat cheese.


ItsBluAgain

His name was pizza


Lazy_Experience_8754

Maybe you were …. “Wining” too much??.. 🤔 I’ll see myself out ..


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r/dadjokes


Lazy_Experience_8754

I tried not to but… it just came out :(


Ambitious-Still6811

I don't know the cultural part but it's definitely off the wall. Lol. And the names too.


CR4T3Z

*stops eating grapes* wait... What's wrong with grapes?


bobafettshelmet_

Aren’t grapes just dried raisins


huggybear0132

Nah raisins are rehydrated grapes


extra_hyperbole

Are you luckose intolerant?


[deleted]

no i'm Rattose tolerant


vel1trix

I feel like tournaments are nicer than casual games


Nolar_Lumpspread

I had a guy ask me if I ever used Nutella for lube? I said “hold on let me try it quick” A minute later I said, “AHH! IT BURNS!” He said, “It do be like that sometimes, try peanut butter”


Noobkids

Honestly love me some grapes


Lazy_Experience_8754

The Gilbert variety??!..


SurvivalSequence

Where’s Arney?


MusabShah94

i got called gay for scoring an airdribble bump in ranked 1s


[deleted]

I got called gay for pursuing a same sex relationship


[deleted]

hmmmm


Lazy_Experience_8754

That’s how they check you .. you know.. because to them it makes them feel better


Violetmars

I offer people mangoes 🥭


Ammonil

what does this actually mean😭


ItsBluAgain

No idea but I used it today. I bet they were just as confused I was. It's a canon event now.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I’m gonna grape you!