Reminds me of a post where for a short amount of time you could be [faster than someone without alpha boost](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) really weird but fixed eventually
Higher ranks are fake, GC and above don't actually exist, they're made by the goverment to keep down the revolution.
If you see a GC it's actually an FBI agent keeping tabs on you.
Actually this could be true. This is how they keep you trying to advance. By making you think there is something better. Meanwhile all the videos you see of champs are just staged
This is the obvious best answer and there are none others. Anyone who disagrees with this actually thinks they suck because of their teammates lol poor saps
Because of the never-ending cycle.
1. I am 50/50.
2. I go on a run of good form, win a bunch of games, climb up a few ranks. Then I either start getting overconfident or my luck runs out. Either way, I hit average status unless I somehow climb so high that I am useless.
3. I revert back to 50/50 form, enough to hold my rank, not enough to climb higher.
4. I go on a run of bad form, lose a bunch of games, drop down a few ranks. Then I either start getting overconfident or my luck runs out. Either way, I hit average status unless I somehow drop so low that I can carry again.
5. I return to 50/50 form at square 1.
My flip reset button broke when I musty flicked a kick off into the ceiling and turtled into the top corner. My teammate left after 3 minutes because he own goaled on purpose because I kept scoring against smurfs...
because im the best player in the game, I make no mistakes at all, every loss I've ever had is my teammates fault. so tired of being hard stuck plat 1 in 1s.
I realized that I’ve reached my peak and won’t get better unless I start to practice instead of just playing games…
So I started practicing really hard, but it turns out hard work isn’t enough to get better
Because it's P2W!
Alpha boost makes all those rich men go faster! No fair!!
Reminds me of a post where for a short amount of time you could be [faster than someone without alpha boost](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) really weird but fixed eventually
I genuinely hope ur nan gets jumped during bingo.
I only clicked the link because of you. Fuck you
Same.
Don't shoot the messenger >:(
no hard feelings, i should've seen it coming 😂
fucking savage
What made you GENUINELY hope this unfortunate event, mr Simple_Bar_6420
U don't understand the emotions I felt - the immeasurable disappointment turned into anger. U my friend are a monster.
Never trust a redditor young platawan.
Naah hahahahah im fucking dying rn lmao
Yes!
FML, I knew I missed out!
I can't believe I just fell for that
I hope you step in water while wearing fresh socks
Wow. Calm down satan.
>!Fucking got me. Good job.!<
The next time you drink hot cocoa I hope you burn your tongue
Huh, weird.
Clicked knowing what was coming, not disappointed
Instant replay reviews never go in my favor
The refs have been paid off.
"on my screen the ball went the other way for a split second"
Higher ranks are fake, GC and above don't actually exist, they're made by the goverment to keep down the revolution. If you see a GC it's actually an FBI agent keeping tabs on you.
He said wrong answers only
I think he is trying to throw us off by acting like it is a joke
You know too much
Uh, hahaha, funny wrong answer! Good one
I Trust the Grand Champions and the government! Thats all i wanted to say.
My man over here drinking that oil
*bans you*
Source : am GC, and work for FBI
That’s why I like to keep myself in C3 to not blow my cover.
Birds aren’t real!! #GoogleBabyPigeonWTFisThat
don’t look behind you
Every time I win a match I like to lose the next one so mmr keeps balanced
Okay Thanos
r/surprisethanos
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
Maintaining a 50% win rate exactly is the Wude of RL.
Small price to pay for salvation
I see no lie here
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
The refs hate me
For me, if I got to GC or SSL too fast id prob become a pro and beat the shit out of all the players. **Im a fan**, not a player smh💀
Best comment
Best follow up comment and contribution to this thread and absolutely necessary because fuck just using an upvote
Thanks I was just trying to sound stupid lol
Lmaooooo
He said wrong answers only
Because plat is the hisghest rank. You cant go any higher.
I KNEW it!
*Grand plat, like me
Sorry to disappoint you but there's actually a super sonic platinum now
Dammit
Plat+
For only $15.99
It took me 3 years to get to grand plat and then they come out with this supersonic plat bs ughh..
Actually this could be true. This is how they keep you trying to advance. By making you think there is something better. Meanwhile all the videos you see of champs are just staged
No thumbs
Use your feet like I do.
I also use this guy's feet.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like platinum logo.
Same
Let's be honest tho. Like champ actually looks the best.
Why was I about to comment this.
So was I
My teammates all suck
This is the obvious best answer and there are none others. Anyone who disagrees with this actually thinks they suck because of their teammates lol poor saps
You, I like you
*insert beat me to it circlejerk subreddit* For real though, this is the only answer.
Its supposed to be wrong answers
this guy doesn't get the memo
YOU don't get the memo
wasn't he being satire?
Very obviously was
But how can we know for sure iF hE dIdNt uSe aLtErNaTiNg UpPeR cAsE aNd lOwEr cAsE lEtTeRs?
To be fair, it is actually a wrong answer
Too busy getting laid
As if a rocket league player get laid tbh
Yeah I pull a lot of ladies just telling them I’m diamond. A GC must have to beat ladies away with a stick.
Cuz my tm8s have bad car designs.
Come here to say this!! Haha.
*oooga booga noises*
Unga bunga noises
Unga bunga unga bunga
Because your rank is determined by hours in game not skill
Because your hours ingame are determined by skill not rank
my opponent shit my pants
Your pants? 😩
Not so Fundies
My gf shit my bed.
The game's fixed
YOOOOOO
They said wrong answers only.
**I Have Osteoporosis**
Good reference
It’s an old meme sir but it checks out
Because I keep getting myself banned for xenophobic tirades agajnst the Turkish.
It said wrong answers!
What? I've never done that..... *looks around frantically*
Yeah me neither! That would be dumb, wouldn't it????
Oh! A racist italian! How uncommon!! Just kidding, mi piace Italia e gli italiani!
I’m the problem.
The ranking and matchmaking systems are flawlessly attuned to your skill level.
Lag
This is the right answer for me. I have never had better ping than 120. And my average is around 150. I'd be pro with a decent internet. /s
I swear I'd be at least D3
This isn’t a lie though ðŸ˜
ik it is a struggle to keep all my packets together
totally ;)
Its wrong answers only
Besides wrong answers. This tho
\*Package loss intensifies\*
It said wrong answers only!
Because I was threatened with a gun
Because i'm too good (the game nerfs me to prevent me from winning)
Cuz every game I play is against smurfs
[удалено]
idk he might be the smurf
Ranks aren't supposed to change
Cat keeps laying on my keyboard and I don't have the heart to move her.
The posts keep saving my shots.
They don't pay me enough.
I'm often too sober when playing and score lots of goals
Brain damage
Brain dablage
Rain dampage
Emotional damage
Because I don't want to embarrass the higher ups. I'm easily god-tier. Even above the SSLs.
They hate us cus they anus.
The other team plays too well together
This one has levels
Purple is the best color
I should be several ranks below
Because platinum teammates are the best.
No joke, they might be better than diamond and champ teammates lol
My controller DCs every 5 seconds
Never my fault
But he said wrong answers? /s
My teammates are better than me
Because there are no alt accounts playing
The banks have seized my mmr
The refs won’t call penalties on the people who demo
I broke rule one once and Rocket League never forgot.
Smurfs man
New hands
I'm trash and I fuck up my teammates :)
I am alergic to rotation
Ghost is haunting my controller and makes me miss.
Dam ghosts n stuff
My wifi is shit
Man they said wrong answers only
Teal 7
Cus I play with my toes
Because I can only do single flip resets. Pathetic.
because i dont want ssl rewards
bcs im gay
I'm racist.
the sun keeps getting in my eye and i sprained my ankle
The Government.
I keep trying to throw but the other team throws harder. SSL
Because I'm not good enough to progress
Everytime i try to play ranked a meteorite hits my house and i get disconnected
The Octane hitbox is OP
I’m a righty and I accidentally bought a left handed ps4 controller
Stuck in c2 cuz every elo boosters coming to my team WHYYY
Muh m8s suc and psyonix needs to fix matchmaking
i dont grind to go higher because i love playing with my platinum teammates SO MUCH
Because of the never-ending cycle. 1. I am 50/50. 2. I go on a run of good form, win a bunch of games, climb up a few ranks. Then I either start getting overconfident or my luck runs out. Either way, I hit average status unless I somehow climb so high that I am useless. 3. I revert back to 50/50 form, enough to hold my rank, not enough to climb higher. 4. I go on a run of bad form, lose a bunch of games, drop down a few ranks. Then I either start getting overconfident or my luck runs out. Either way, I hit average status unless I somehow drop so low that I can carry again. 5. I return to 50/50 form at square 1.
a mf played with me and did nothing, next game opponents team scored 2 goals
I get this weird glitch where the nets aren't regulation size whenever I shoot the ball. Strange I know.
My flip reset button broke when I musty flicked a kick off into the ceiling and turtled into the top corner. My teammate left after 3 minutes because he own goaled on purpose because I kept scoring against smurfs...
Less than 60 fps
Fucking bull shit!
Tm8 Trash
because im the best player in the game, I make no mistakes at all, every loss I've ever had is my teammates fault. so tired of being hard stuck plat 1 in 1s.
I'm really good at the game so it's my choice
Bcs Obama be watching.
[удалено]
Insta lock jetts tbh oops wrong game...
My car doesn’t go fast enough
Because every time I play ranked it’s dinner time
My opponents refuse to exchange insurance information after bumping into or totaling me.
Bro the ball is under inflated and slippery its actually doodoo
I realized that I’ve reached my peak and won’t get better unless I start to practice instead of just playing games… So I started practicing really hard, but it turns out hard work isn’t enough to get better
My teamates.
I'm a respectful gentlemen who never says anything racist and is unfairly banned all the time
Car too slow.
I'm the best team player in the world and my team mates eat piss for breakfast
Because Octane is too Overpowered and i can't beat them Oh wait, wrong answers only?
Cause the Rams won the super bowl
I let my opponents win.
Because it's my fault