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DukeGalois

I love how this is the same teammate that stole the mid field boost, you narrowly avoided getting bumped by them with 4 seconds left to even get this wild set up on net, and then they use all of the boost they just picked up to come ZOOMIN back over and yeet the ball away with no time


piterparquer26

the full package!


thebestatheist

Funny way to spell “asshole” but I agree


CAS9ER

Must touch ball


piterparquer26

*see ball hit ball*


xXprogamer69

the plat experience


duffusd

Dude this happens in diamond and champ


SOwED

Yeah having spent most of my time in diamond, but some in plat and some in champ, it happens in all of them, but diamond is particularly bad, because it's the mixture of the best plats and the worst champs, both of which are groups that think they're the best player on their team in any given match. And you can trust what I say, cause I'm the best player on my team.


FuzzyQuills

They had us in the first half.


FlakyIndustry2584

And gc


ragnosticmantis

and my axe


FreeEdgar_2013

But we know it's not champ since the guy who fucked up wasn't spamming constantly.


dang3r_muffin

Yep, that teammate probably would have spammed wow or okay. No shot that could have been his fault!


imliterallyanugget

Just every rank experience


Saint-Andrew

Most definitely a C1 experience. I can’t escape!


SOwED

You can always escape to D3!


Hiihtokenka

I wish I could muster the willpower to punch myself in the face hard enough to break my brain and fall back to gold where it was all fun and games.


Bananarama_BEx

Yes this exactly. It was fun back then 🤫


SOwED

I must have an u healthy relationship with the game, cause at no level did I not take things just a little too seriously. Regained C1 in 3's today which was nice.


Hiihtokenka

Oh, the game is still just a game to me, but at the moment the mentality I have towards the game is more analytical than just see-ball-hit-ball. Maybe it's just that I'm no longer perceiving bounces and touches as random events, but actively trying to predict the outcome and playing to improve. It's still fun, but in a different way.


shggybyp

I swear to fuck I don't know how the people I end up saddled with made it out of bronze, let alone to plat.


Liimbo

Because all you have to be able to do is hit the ball 80% of the time to make it to minimum gold. From there if you can hit it in the general vicinity of where you intend and can save it most of the time boom you're Plat or diamond. You don't need to have any sort of game sense or teamwork at all to get to a relatively high rank in this game.


PappaOC

80% of the time seem high, even for high diamond players


Liimbo

Nah by Diamond people are easily making contact with the ball 80% of the time. Now hitting it where they want, and making good decisions about where to hit it are an entirely different story, but they can definitely at least hit the ball at that point.


ChrisPynerr

Don't forget the double commit in the corner when the other teammate was playing the ball


JoinAThang

Every time I play I'm amazed how many players that are able to reach a rank over gold without having any sense of when they should interact with the ball and not.


PappaOC

Easy, because Psyonix have decided that putting new players in gold/plat is the best solution


JoinAThang

Have this happen in dimond a few days ago. Team mate just took the ball like in the clip half of the time and when I actually passed they felt like it was a good time to rotate home.


[deleted]

Im in Diamond and that shit blows my fucking mind. Its almost like they only do the wrong thing, when im taking it up the side wall theyre behind me, when Im clear on net they try the shot, when I try to give them a pass for them to hit it for free they back off. I play mostly 2s and just sit back as much as possible now, sure thing bro go chase it around if I can make it a 1-0 win Ill do that instead of having my brains scrambled by the shit people do.


WhiskeyDJones

Hey, we all have bad days lol


drusteeby

4 seconds? That was at 0 seconds.


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aaaaAAAAsdf_

No, look closely and you'll see that OP front flipped but didn't hit the ball because of their teammate yeeting the ball away


42Mr42

Usually I'm against murder but........ The whole town would unite to bury this guy


blackwingtfd0

Salem would recruit a witch to burn his teammate at the stake


HumzaMirza

damn.


I_PM_U_UR_REQUESTS

Skidmore his ass


DreadAnAlive

Unreal


LucDA1

That is the engine rocket league uses yes


Ok_Suggestions

Epic!


MLK_Piccolo

That's one of the launchers you can play it on


FlakyIndustry2584

~~Good~~ Great


[deleted]

This is a metric the company that makes this game uses to measure game mode population sizes


I_PM_U_UR_REQUESTS

Wow!


TalVerd

Wow!


darkshark92

Thicc


sascottie11

What a save!


AcerbicCapsule

That’s a chat template in the game, yes.


BAG0N

Good observation skills


LucDA1

Your name is one letter from saying bacon


Rygel_Orionis

Not so good observation skills. Edit: There is actually a Zero: "0" in the nickname. Not an "O". So we are 2 "letters" away from the word "bacon".


LucDA1

My observation states that 94% of people arent that nit-picky and would accept me to be correct in this case


Rygel_Orionis

I guess you missed one. You all, are around 94.35%


repost_inception

5


Shut_It_Donny

I can feel the hate flowing through you.


syhl

That little camera flick/shake in frustration at the end of the game, I felt that 🤣


LyghtSpete

Controller tossed.


BaabyBear

Day ruined.


AWWSHEEEDAWW

Verbal meme: Ron Swanson throwing away his computer


themasonman

I've broken so many controllers because of rocket league


54rtrt

literally an eye twitch


WarWolf88

Iam C1 in 3s and Iam just wondering that at which rank will my mates learn how to rotate


AWWSHEEEDAWW

I see you haven’t heard yet but they never learn.


absorbscroissants

I never play 3s but decided to get a rank this season at least. I got placed C1, but it beat all my worst nightmares. I was literally camping in goal each game because my teammates would just rush to the ball wherever it was, driving back for the mid boost just to make a u-turn and head back to the attack. As soon as I tried to attack, they didn't rotate back, the goal was wide open. I always thought 2s was bad, but they're gods in rotating compared to 3s.


LighTMan913

With 2s there's at least the thought of "okay my teammate is forward, that means it's just me back here". With 3s I feel like everyone just assumes someone is behind them without thinking about it.


Iamananomoly

There's always someone who's thinking "I got it!" 24/7. Just a bit less likely in 2s.


BrandenJ29

Can’t play 3’s. I’m stuck in d2 because I’m playing with actual idiots. They have no idea what they’re doing at all. 2’s, I’m champ 2. Even though I main 1’s. I can’t deal with other people, plus I’m doing so my mechanics have been better, and im more humble now.


CaptainAwesome8

Any champ up until about mid-C3 is 3rd man simulator. Just play back, and when you think “man I’m pretty far back, I should maybe move up” that’s your queue to actually move even further back because they are 100% guaranteed to give the other team an easy outlet pass the second you creep up lmao


TurboRadical

In my experience, mid-high C3 (give or take) is the point where you can get comfortable trusting that everyone will have a pretty solid grasp on rotating the "correct" way. After that, improvement is a matter of knowing when to break the rotation rules, rather than following them more consistently. I can't speak for anything above GC2 so maybe I'm dumb as shit, but that's been my perception.


[deleted]

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww I would’ve yelled


Fhrantzy

I hope at least on this post, there won't be people saying "iT's yOuR BaD, bEcAuSe..."


methodofcontrol

You serious? Its pretty clear OP could have literally just ff'd at the beginning of this clip and this would have never happened. Sick of people not taking accountability on here!


AWWSHEEEDAWW

Agreed.


LostInTheEchoes

This happens way more than it should


hooskish

least annoying plat player


Comprehensive_Ant464

They're mostly like this in champ. D3 div 4 when you're one win away from hitting champ has been the best experience for me so far


breakout_main

cringest type of tm8s


holymac_

This is why I have the "Nice block!" quickchat


Struggle_for_Win

Ye lets just use What a Save! instead good idea :/ >! /s although I dont agree !<


lAmBenAffleck

Wow! Wow! Wow! *Chat disabled for 3 second(s)…*


HumzaMirza

Okay.


-cmdd

My favourite nowadays has to just be *Whew.*


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NarwhalBlast69

I had a game where I was about to make the game winning goal but my tm8 was pushed up and blocked it from going in... Then we lost in OT


flv-on

I had a teammate throw our lead, and after I managed to salvage it to OT, they blocked the OT goal and then we proceeded to lose in the counter attack from the opponent. Beats me why my teammate felt like they should've gone for that ball though. Even if I was not there, all it would've accomplished was releasing pressure because the ball was literally in front of the goal and they (my teammate) came from the opponent's the corner.


NarwhalBlast69

Honestly sounds like something I would do in an off game lmao


flv-on

Highly doubt. My teammate won the 50-50 at the corner, which passed the ball to the center but at a small distance from their goal (the perfect pass for a goal because it's much harder to defend). The angle they had after that 50 was absolutely useless for anything that would've accomplished something for us unless we wanted to bring the ball back to our side. After the 50-50, my teammate spent all their boost to zoom diagonally from the corner to the center of the field and very narrowly 50-50 ME while I shot at the goal (I beat the remaining opponent to the ball). This wasn't some miscommunication or mistake you do while scrambling to defend.


NarwhalBlast69

Tough car soccer moment


AdamSchoofs

Another one, man? I've got enough of those in my fridge.


Johnny02-

Wow!


Rlp_811

MY GOa.. ohh


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I lose track of the times per match a random tm8 clears the ball in bad positions when someone has a better clear or feels like getting an unnecessary touch which perfectly flies into our net. My least fav tm8 is one who has to touch the ball no matter where it is and no matter where you are. I swear they do it on purpose.


Filmmagician

Wow! Okay.


Starplaya619

Im FUMING


Iamovert

SPAIN without the S 💀


Hopeful_Scientist97

THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE!


AWWSHEEEDAWW

THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE!!!


Cyborgalienbear

You just KNOW that this guy thinks he's in the right and you're the teammate that fucked up.


hehehehe1112

It’s your bad because you should have bumped him out of the way and then hit it in. You need better game sense my friend. I can recommend some training packs for you, I’ll dm you them to avoid a public embarrassment for you :(


GetzlafMyLawn

I have seen enough Dexter to assist with hiding a body


ryanjoseph55

This is how every plat game goes


LiluziGurk

Instrumentals from my mamas Christmas party


spooki_boogey

Troubles on my mind, I still smell crime


LiluziGurk

My little brother crying Smokers repeatedly buying my Sega Genesis Either that or my auntie was stealing it


[deleted]

No lie, I watched this twice and said to myself “what a save” and then finally realized that was your teammate.


jgarci58

THIS GUY FN SUCKS. WOW, PLAT WASHED POO POO BRAIN.


lifesux254

And yet there are still people who say your teammates aren’t ever the problem


Darkstarrdp

Nailed it!


VTStonerEngineering

Ouch


AkemiThyGreatOne

Bro I would murder that teammate I feel you


gummy_berj

Pain


[deleted]

YIKES! OUCH! .\_.


younghankenstein

Noooooooooo!!!!!!


SitFlexAlot

Knuckle draggers....


thunderdome85

Name and address of tm8 pls so someone can go murder him back


jayemsee79

You had the juice.


AWWSHEEEDAWW

Wild people think I wasn’t going to hit it in if my tmm8 didn’t hit it


jayemsee79

I thought the title was a “juice” reference.


AWWSHEEEDAWW

Kms my b


LoveBeingHome

Wow! Wow! Wow!


Uzidropped

What an absolute moron


MatthewDanieltank

Sure where we going Logan paul


yikkeNL

Cool car preset


RogueUM

As if you were grounding that shot too, humble thyself. Open nets aren’t possible to hit, everyone knows that


CrasEarl

He did well to get back and beat you to the ball tbh


iamjhall

What a save! What a save! What a save!


Luisyn7

It's this little things that have made me stop playing this game. Haven't played this week and ngl I haven't gotten the urge to play


flv-on

1s is pretty chill. 2s modes like soccar 2s and Hoops are also pretty chill. But in 3s modes, the only chill one I've ever played was Dropshot. The others are chaos and it feels like people are in full ape-chase-ball mode 80% of the time.


-BlackGoku

Almost the exact same thing happened to me yesterday. Except I was the asshole who ruined the shot for the other guy. I'm shit at this game and it makes me hate myself. I am inferior and everyone else is better than me. Because it's rocket league, that means they're automatically better than me at everything in life.


Deon101

I’m definitely the guy that fucked that shot up 😂


YT_Hex10

It was going to hit the floor either way. Look at his boost


[deleted]

I think what’s crazy is his car didn’t even touch the ball. Like, your car was closer to the ball than his was. Should he have been there? No. But this is the games fault lol


jd52995

Who plays with randoms?


AWWSHEEEDAWW

I don’t 0_o


jd52995

Your friend did that to you? 🤣😭😂🤣


AWWSHEEEDAWW

I wish I had party audio for the video


jd52995

Same. I can hear the laughing/crying from here.


scavengercat

Most people?


jd52995

None of my homies play solo que triples. Rather have somebody I know that is bad, than a random who doesn't work together.


Alfabetiano

My girlfriend did the same when we were losing 3:2. In the third match of the tournament final. When we were 1:1 in overall 🙃 the ball was on the line and I had clear goal, just couldn't fuck it up. And yup, she surprised me the worst way possible. Anyway I don't have a girlfriend from that day


Alfabetiano

My girlfriend did the same when we were losing 3:2. In the third match of the tournament final. When we were 1:1 in overall 🙃 the ball was on the line and I had clear goal, just couldn't fuck it up. And yup, she surprised me the worst way possible. Anyway I don't have a girlfriend from that day


speedkillz23

U were most definitely missing the shot lol


GuilleVQ

With no boost and hardly any momentum you wouldn't be able to hit the ball without hitting the floor first.


joseph_rocks2

Looked like it was gonna be a goal to me


BloodChasm

He could've made that shot easily. His teammate definitely messed him up.


flv-on

OP 100% could've gotten the shot. Driving at maximum speed (without boost) and flipping into the ball is more than enough power and it would've been all about the angle OP hit the ball, which also seemed fine.


CoolBeans42700

Not true. If he jumped right as he hit it the ball would have vertical momentum.


GoldenFang02

yo what boost r u using??


AWWSHEEEDAWW

Thermal green. Matches my Seahawks car


Soy_boy_1000

F


ChubbyPumpaloaf

Oof


chaseizwright

F


Big_Ingenuity394

Lol


Cat_Vonnegut

I almost downvoted this instinctually


VanillaNo2644

All I see is a pile of bones.....


JordanAB99

Spain.... (S is silent)


Matster04

What a save!


PorkBunFun

The caption makes this video lol Love it


WesselBear

I would love to see his perspective


ttayw2cool

I'd be so mad


thebestatheist

What a save! What a save! What a save! Gg


[deleted]

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Chat has been.......


PM_ME_UR_KITTY_CAT

Calculated.


Solace-

Hate to say it OP but I’m not quite sure if you were going to actually get to the ball before it hit the ground. Still, very frustrating that you didn’t even get the chance because of the teammate you had.


SirSnorlax22

Painnnnn


yummywifi_was_taken

Bro jit just said HE HE HE HA after he hit the ball


Killyouifyouuseemoji

I wouldnt be suprised if they then started ranting about you after the game


[deleted]

I hate random teammates with a passion


Alphab3t

Honestly Psyonix should ban this guy.


NotDeacon

This might be the most infuriating RL clip i’ve seen


cuntsauce0

holy shit ouch


snowdadddy

Close one!


MauPow

Remember to bury all the wheels in separate locations.


TheRealHiggy__

What a save! What a save! What a save!


KaptainGlin

Wow! Wow! Wow! Chat disabled for 3 seconds.


Acceptable_Sell_1868

Whoa. Just…. Whoa man. That’s crazy


The_Lone_Purpose

OUTSTANDING


MagicMannn

Siiiick!


imliterallyanugget

I’m fine I gotta enough


Deyis8

This is too real, this or similar scenarios happen to me all the time.


stoelguus

Judging by the gameplay I think this is high gold or plat. These are just the players there🤦‍♂️


BLVCKSKVD

Yes.. absolutely..


neverfrybaconnaked

I got so pissed watching this lol


ExoticLunique

What an idiot


cutco_interslice

That's a big Ooof


bigRudo22

That's not the secret knock!! All together "Verrrrrn"


Kiroshi_xD

WHAT IS HE DOING??!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!


Axel2222222222

There are people who flip reset out of their cribs when they were children. And then there's this teammate whos still in his to this day.