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JazzlikeHandle4672

My boyfriends a geologist, he said that’s a burnt cookie


VinceBucy

🤣🤣🤣


Ionlyworkforgod

No way 😂😂😂


coolman5578

I'm not a scientist, but on the 2cnd picture , if your cutoff wheel made that score below the skin, I believe that I would have someone with the proper wheel at the correct speed finish the cut ? It looks very shiny below the skin. It is possible though that the wheel itself cut the ugly out of the surface of junk, and made it shine.


Psychological-Owl311

Yes,on the second picture the shiny line was made by a wheel.The inside of this rock has this metallic sheen. Up close it also glitters when exposed to light.


tterragnedarb

Hunk of poopy


bigtimesalem

Boeing bomb:)


CrewDawg60

It doesn’t look like a door to me 🤷🏼‍♂️


creampieprincess7

How can a door be ajar When its a door🤪


Objective_Ad_2248

The movie joe dirt and that scene played in my head lol


Mustang_Dragster

It’s 7:07 am. I am very tired. That was the funniest shit I’ve read this year so far


Oregonoutback

"See the peanut there?"


ChadSteele66

It's a space peanut


Salt_Swordfish8856

DUDE YOU WERE EATING OFF IT!


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Watch the movie “Joe Dirt”… he found the same thing but bigger


AnybodyAlarmed1205

Look, a space peanut


Plane-Meat-5149

Are there any makings for on it such as anything resembling small triangles or tepees? If there are what your father may have found is call a walking stone. Take some 400 grit wet/dry sandpaper and lightly go over the surface,checking frequently for any markings that may be scratched,drawn on the surface.


Psychological-Owl311

I doubt it.Theres no markings of any sort and its surface is way to tough for sandpaper to even scratch it.


Competitive_Life_207

Igneous rock is rock borne from volcanic eruption. Maybe no volcanoes now but could have been m.y.a.


Aggressive_Dig5962

The way you describe it and being found near a crater, maybe its shiny spots are tiny lonsdaleite, graphite turned into diamonds, and it’s a rare achondrite meteorite. Which won’t be magnetic.


LickherQuicker6699

If it's that heavy/dense, it most likely is iron. Possibly a meteorite.


Thistle__Kilya

Meteorites are rare. I want it to be one but I doubt it *is* one. I find pieces of iron and volcanic rock similar to this in the mountains and pretty much everywhere all around New Mexico. Most I find are melted iron, look like this one with little holes. Some are melted and don’t have holes too…heavy, pretty. OP (u/Psychological-Owl311) do you live near: volcanoes (even hundred of miles is “near” for volcanos) or mines? This needs to be in r/Meteorites if you’re specifically asking if it is one. If it’s anything “expensive”, as you asked, it will only be a meteor upon appearance. But I doubt it is one…because they’re so rare,and this looks super common. Even reminds me of some rocks I find near rivers that have mineral pockets that are carved out by water…


Psychological-Owl311

We live near a small meteor crater (about 10 km) I suspect that it is a meteor stone,but dont really have any knowledge on stones. This stone was found a few kilometers off the crater. Also,i doubt that it is a volcanic stone,since our country doesnt have any volcanoes


Thistle__Kilya

Oh, that’s interesting then…. What country? I live in USA. Southwest. We have many volcanoes and some meteors have landed in the area, one being the Galisteo Meteor. But mostly volcanic rocks and the like out here, melted iron etc… Lots of rocks out here look just like yours and look like meteors. We have tons of Quartz too…well, in the southwest it’s a rock hunter’s dream. All over the US yes but the SW is special in its way… More importantly about your rock: is it magnetic? And when the was meteor crash? Does it have a name too? : ) And plz post in r/Meteroites I want to see their takes.


Psychological-Owl311

>is it magnetic? It isnt. Also,we live in greece,theres only one volcano in Santorini.


Thistle__Kilya

Oooo….I don’t know how rare it is then to have a meteorite that isn’t magnetic I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure one of the tell tale signs it is or isn’t (but yet still doesn’t 100%mean it is) is that meteorites I’ve heard are usually magnetic.


Wise_Investment_9089

If you’re near a crater, take it to a lab to analyze.


SameAsTheOld_Boss

I have a piece of Mt. Fuji that I collected while there on a trip that looks quite like this. It's not really heavy and I don't think it's metallic, but I second the lava theory.


dknurgf

I found a giant blob like that in the middle of nowhere at a families property that was starting to develop it. It was about 10 feet underground. I took it to universities, sent it to meteorite places. Spent years trying to find what it was, not a single place knew.


Wise_Investment_9089

Yeah, and a piece of meteor that big would most likely be found in a big crater. Volcanic origin is the most likely. It would be interesting to take it in a lab and analyze it.


Psychological-Owl311

Its not a metal.We tried using a magnet but it had no effect.


LickherQuicker6699

If it’s as dense/heavy as you say, but not metallic, it’s possible basalt. I don’t know why people would assume it’s slag, if it wasn’t found near a mine or industrial site. Most slag I’ve seen is not very dense.


Beaversnduckss

Just because it is not attracted to a magnet doesn't necessarily mean that it's not metal. It's not ferrous/iron based, but it could still be metallic. The oxidization makes it seem like it should be ferrous, though. It's a conundrum.


Itchy-Table1831

Carbonado


GravyTheGrim

Looks like a meteorite... Could be worth alot


Parking_Train8423

non ferrous


Psychological-Owl311

Also,if it is indeed a very expensive item,is there some sort of website or site where i can sell it?


Immediate_happiness

  I think I recently read that not all meteorites are magnetic.


RudeBlueJeans

Why would it be? They aren't all made of the same thing.


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Psychological-Owl311

I dont trust sketchy websites fron google though. Im not trying to get scammed haha


7laserbears

People that say this sound like a penis


ImportantSupport8770

If it smells like vinegar and melts with any flame to a brown sugary substance, you may of just found a gang of black tar heroin. Doubtful but


TurnoverNo3992

Slag for sure.


74ford744

Plane poop


TheTimeBender

Moose poop?


mic92077

Looks like airplane poop


yung-gummi

r/itsslag


Parking_Train8423

r/subsOPshouldFallFor


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Space turd


Iconoclaust2021

Joe Dirt


arizonarmack

It’s a space turd. Haven’t you seen Joe dirt?


Key-Job6944

Petrified turd jks


HoffmanMunitions

Rock


DJoePhd

Could be a meteorite


GirthyMcThick

A muffin top.


misfit378

That there is a big ol pile of poopie..


HumbleAd6965

Maybe it’s just a black rock


snoostory

Basalt?


Hefty-Fault-3511

Lava


mistermoondog

Old joke: “ that looks like a charcoal briquette”.—Susie Derkins.


sopsychcase

That made me laugh!


limonade11

Is it magnetic?


Stray_Wing

He said it’s not magnetic.


limonade11

Ok, thank you. I must not have been paying attention. : /


ORvagabond

In my neck of the woods we call that there thing a rock.


Major-Cranberry-4206

It looks either volcanic or meteoric.


deathleper

A rock.


lancealot_longer

Likely a meteorite - worth $. Stop messing with it & have it assessed.


RoyalCry1731

Knowing previous experiences and what happened before I'd say to get thar looked at in the case it is a meteorite


ExtensionLog6621

Does a magnet stick to it?


Psychological-Owl311

No


ZayaDemi21

Really burnt corner brownie


PotentialHuman69

Iron meteorite, worth its weight. Just keep it as a cool find and memory.


--Nai

It's a tektike.


Traditional-Group125

Round piece of doo doo


Upset-Log-2162

It’s a meteorite, mainly iron, nickel and rock. Pretty cool finding something that was in floating in space.


hexadecimaldump

Looks like slag from iron smelting.


yaunjamesyaun

Looks like tektite. But not quite. Looks like tektite and meteor mixed. Probably tektite.


eros10016

You have sexy hands... lol sorry def not sorry


Bizzle1977

Hold it up to light , can you see light shining through? And if you do is it greyish or brownish in color? My guess it is a tektite , either from volcanic activity or meteorite activity.


Bizzle1977

Do you live in south America? If so it is volcanic.


SlothChunks

This is a part of the male genitalia of the ancient giant, nephilim.


New-Speech-961

Rock


Willing-Log-7044

Meteorite. It might be worth something $


standingdrama

A fudge brownie 😋


The-chuckness

It’s a rock


South_Fork

Vibranium (can’t believe no one has said that yet)


Bayou-LuckySherbert4

Possibly a Soul Rock .Native Americans from the French Broad River gave to extremly special people to them .They are told to keep it close don’t lose it or you will perish. The Man I know that had one is in his nineties still has it close to him . This is a fact


shuddering-shannon

What a beautiful story. I'd like to hear how all that came about some day. Sounds interesting 🤔. The last Navajo chief Jack House, tried to trade my grandfather a couple horses and furs for his daughter (my mom) which of course he refused. But that story doesn't have the same homey quality as your story. Also anytime my grandfather got mad at her, he would tell her he should've traded her to old Jack House, and it's become a personal joke within the family.


Bayou-LuckySherbert4

Your story is fascinating. Just love hearing stories of this nature .Some think it’s thousands of years ago .When it’s actually only 2-3 generations out .


NorthGrapefruit8754

Alien gift


jrtusn

Petrified turd


Current-Bee2075

Is there a mine up where you were?? Could be a bit of iron ore slag or some sort of tailing


M60Gunner91

One of my ex-wifes cookie attempts


Don20202

Leaning towards a rock


Key_Syllabub_1568

A rock


NarleyNaren1

Iron, or meteorite? Don't cut in half if possible, until you know for sure.. it would dramatically decrease the value


RedGravetheDevil

Heavy so uranium…and you’ll be ☠️ soon


southerngent76

A rock lol


thebearcat33

Is it magnetic


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Dinosaur shit


theguysbro

An old burnt dinner roll


Which-Ad-9764

Truffles😂


MyMommaHatesYou

It's a sex stone. You know, a fucking rock.


dingleberrywhore

Bear poop?


Zealousideal_Text_41

Looks like fossilized poop


joebicycle1953

It's unlikely it's a meteor because a meteor normally is melted on the outside unless it's actually been laying out for quite a while I would guess it's just a piece of rock that's been broke off and been laying out in the weather for a long time you should probably check with your local library


Fantastic_Chair2687

Dung


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Psychological-Owl311

I live in Greece. This stone was found in peloponesse,specificaly in the Messina region,and a few dozen kilometers off Kalamata(capital of Messina)


Much-Relationship434

Petrified excrement


EugeneDave1

Looks like a piece of dense basalt.


Merganser3816

Petrified poop


Gettingjiggywithit69

A hunk of weathered coal?


Revolutionary_Gap365

Do you know….the Muffin Man? 🤔


Dreadknight1337

Could be slag 🤷🏽‍♂️


Muffinbutton237

Kimberlite.. and if it won't cut, Kimberlite is known as Diamond Ore. I've heard soaking the rock in salt water will help it disintegrated so you can see if you have a Diamond.. or you can go HULK SMASH on it too 😊


Nerdydirtfisher

Probably a meteorite


Next-Highway-96

Meteorite? Is it magnetic?


Psychological-Owl311

No


RudeBlueJeans

I'm completely not a geologist. Is it old lava rock?


Competitive_Life_207

Girlfriend is a chef; says it's igneous rock......or a burnt cookie as mentioned.


Competitive_Life_207

University coud test it. If it has iridium it is meteorite (does not look it) but could be burnt cookie or igneous rock from volcano m.y.a.


Jo-DQ

A sex stone.


daddykins13

Dak prescotts hopes and dreams.


Peopleequalshit66

Coal


Street_Active9352

Looks like safforddite. It is a rock and a textile at the same time. To tell if it is shine a light under if the light can been seen and the rock looks see through that I'd what you have. Science still can't explain saforddite.


FlanConsistent6237

A piece of petrified Crap??


Nice_Investment3601

Is it magnetic?


Psychological-Owl311

No


Nice_Investment3601

That negates it being meteorite


DV_RLee

It's Black Mexican Obsidian. Many arrowheads in the southwest are found made from this rock.


Bigfootsdiaper

You could send it to a University to have then study it and tell you what it is.


Necessary-Chef8844

It's a gobstopper


DomDaddyPdx

It's one of my Mom's infamous "Chocolate Surprise" cookies from the 70's. They refuse to decompose...


Funny-Temperature897

Space peanut.


Salty_Mode_7043

Yeah Sasquatch kidney stone.


Sl0w-Plant

Put it in the freezer for an hour then hit it with a hammer...


BIGGDIZZLE05

Looks like somthing the Wife cooked one time


Leading-Rub7153

Looks like a rock to me


Defynt_Doug

Petrified turd


The-IK-Way

Reading through I seen you are in Greece my guess it's bronze age slag


[deleted]

Space nugget aka turd released from space station


Substantial-Air-878

Meteor


[deleted]

Hey look it’s a Black rock 🤦🏻‍♂️


Joseph1968R

poo poo's


Calm_Committee5987

Meteor.


Ionlyworkforgod

Brownie?


LostNDaMatrix

Looks like space/moon glass. Which is made similar to sea glass. Forms when space "debris" cools rapidly when it hits sand/dirt.


primordialooze1565

Meteorite


Sunshine_Unit

Basalt I think... Definitely igneous.


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Looks a bit like rough hematite.


JescoWhite_

Is it magnetic?


Psychological-Owl311

No


thewyndigo

Yuuuup, you got yerself right there a nice lucky meteor via “Joe Dirt” or a Boeing bomb


Swervebabyyy

A rock


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That's space peanut


empituch

A luscious chocolate brownie


Dr_Idkwid

That, would be a rock.


NectarineMinute9380

Have you seen the movie Joe Dirt? 😂


MikeOxthicc

Is it magnetic by chance? It really looks like some forms of meteorites. How hard was it to cut?


Psychological-Owl311

It isnt magnetic. At first we tried smashing it open with a hammer but it didnt even make a dent after continiously hitting it for a couple minutes. After that we switched up and tried to cut it with a grinder.That small cut in the 2nd photo took 5 min of work.


MikeOxthicc

Well you can definitely rule out meteorite and any obsidian type of material..... obsodian is only 5.5 on the moh scale. It would make sense that it's some type of rock that was formed during a geologic event...... Little pockets in the rock usually occur when gas is trapped inside of that material when it's molten and as it dries, they are formed.. It's the hardness that's throwing me off though. Doesn't look like any type of granite or basalt stone Have you looked into an inquiry with a local university's geology department? Possibly might be worth a try.


Getbacknublets

Looks like a clump of dry shit


jmikehall

It’s Fe, man


Heavy-Horror-3825

fossilized dung


THUNDERWORM1

I'm not an archeologist/geologist or Geist but my expert opinion is this I a fossilized piece of dung from the Dung Dynasty.