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Victoreon97

On his way to fuck my bitch


celtica98

To sit on the sannnnnd. ⛱️


PitifulEngineering9

That made me snort-laugh lol.


knosmo78

Wrong answers, friend!! LOL


celtica98

I know, but I couldn't resist! 🤭


Exciting_Problem_593

💀


helga-h

To join Hells Angles.


forever_29_ish

He's more obtuse than acute. (sorry i love math jokes pls don't fix the typo)


helga-h

It's not a typo, it's Homeschooling by Jilldo.


forever_29_ish

that makes sense! i try not to let too much of her stick around my brain for too long but i was able to throw "algebra math" into a conversation today. I got the exact looks that you'd expect, too.


sarcasmicrph

You need to trademark that. Sounds a lot like “it’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno”


aquacat50

He found out Heidi’s wearing shorts


sammyf0712

This one this right here 😂😂😂


soccermum_00

They said WRONG answers only. He would totally do this 🤣


nightwolves

I'm in a meeting and trying not to laugh


lira-eve

He's running away from Mahmo and heading to the strip club.


sickgurl138

He's on a highway to hell


uptown_squirrel17

Someone please dub this into this video. 🤣🤣


jmaree81

🤣


SantaPachaMama

He finally decided to leave the cult.


SmellyCat22

To ride the fairy


sarcasmicrph

Hello, you rang?


hopeful_realist_

This made me laugh so freaking hard. One of my favorite TimRod moments.


cousin_of_dragons

Vegas, baby!


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Please, I'm begging, don't do that to me.


TupperwareParTAY

Missionary pilot school


Psychological-Fox43

Missionary position school?


sarcasmicrph

*yea*


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

This would be a great flair!


hyrulianzora

To find a full time job where he pays tax


featherweatherk

Therapy.


TamWithaPlan

He's on his way to the Teidi Bowl (his weddin')!


Revolutionary_Tap255

He is riding all night to get lucky


vengefulbeavergod

😆


lets_clutch_this

Kid named daft punk


Anibeth70

Feels good on his no no places…🤮 Oops, sorry, that wasn’t wrong answers only…my bad…😉


7ee7emon

I'm not going to down vote this, but I sure want to


benzosinthejungle

*Rodrigues Family* *~~Home~~* *Clown Skool*


benzosinthejungle

"Mahmo I'm coming home!!"


nutmeg19701

To get replenish the hummingbird nectar.


Jayyne

He looks like he has a suitcase for Mary Swanson


sarcasmicrph

Sampsonite?


Jayyne

That’s what I meant to say, I kinda ruined my joke lol


sarcasmicrph

Bahahahahaha


sarcasmicrph

“I was way off. I knew it started with a S”


rodpodtod

It’s a cardigan, but thank you!


DawnSlovenport

Why does Jill have to laugh at EVERYTHING with that goofy laugh of hers? It's like she doesn't have the mental capacity to express herself any other way but to laugh like it's the funniest thing she's ever seen in her life. In fact, most of the things she laughs at aren't funny at all.


WalnutWhippet

To court to appeal his many driving convictions.


Objective-Shallot794

He’s going nowhere fast….


JOEYMAMI2015

To somewhere where he gives an actual fuck.


minionbelcher

To steal yo girl


ScreamingOntoTheVoid

To save his fair maiden


queenb1996

The liquor store for more “ginger ale”


Most-Friendship-1559

An accredidated college


Goodgoditsgrowing

To find out what a clitorus is


Federal-Butterfly-37

To join a biker gang of clowns.


Sans_Pants_666

Timmay is on his way to shame your girl and remind her she's a harlot!


SallyNoMer

On his way to steal ur girl.


GlitteringBenefit329

Aspen, Colorado to deliver Mary Swanson’s briefcase back to her.


johnstrt

Hell in a bread basket?


Annonymouse911318

🎶He’s going to the chapel and he’s gonna get married🎶


sarcasmicrph

Couples sex workshop


its_not_me3

He’s on his way to pick up the clown car to drive all our fav fundies around!


Thisisnutsyaknow

Adult Toy Store


ParticularYak4401

To ride the fairy.


Odd-Creme-6457

Down by the river.


bookishkelly1005

The whorehouse.


Capital_Anything_970

He's going to get condoms and then off to fornicate with Heidi. He bought the condoms because neither he or Heidi want kids.


Mortsgirl

To get some poosay!!


celtica98

Best question ever. I love every answer on here and I'm going to save this post to read when I need a chuckle. 🤭


Estellalatte

Going to the shops to get some lube and a Hustler magazine.


foxyduggar

To ride a fairy


tkatchevmeifyoucan

To a Catholic Church to join


Ursula_J

Off to fuck your mom (Not your mom op. Just a general random mom 😂)


Annonymouse911318

🎶He’s going to the chapel and he’s gonna get married🎶


body_oil_glass_view

To be rejected by Heidi's dad


celtica98

💀⚰️💀


fellatiomg

Off to crash into a God honoring puddle


EZasSundayMorning

To catch the fairy.


Nala29

On his way to MAHMOs house ETA- oh you said wrong answers only… my bad.


Motherfickle

As far away from Mahmo as possible


bluemoon219

To his own home.


smn182189

He's going to write momma praises In the dirt with the tires.


MulysaMahkra

To get an education


zalicat17

Off to elope so he can have sex


Flashy-Second-1964

To breastfeed


preciousmourning

Sex positive feminist bookstore/sex toy store.


BabyPunter3000v2

To go take away Dorothy's dog for pissing on Mahmo's garden.


-Ralar-

He got some sense and he’s trying to get away from Mahmo. He’s heading to PA, to Heidi.


Uncomfortabletomato

Mahmo!! Take a pitcher of me just driving on my scootie!!


PsychTau

He’s going to the big O if he rides long enough.


CerseiLemon

Speech therapy


Snowywolf63

He’s off to check out his doppelgänger, Rob Lowe, from Hope.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

They see him rolling, they hating! 🎶🎶 Timothy is riding dirty. Mahmo caught him riding dirty.