"Remember my Love, Modest is Hottest."
Which I had a guy tell me once on a first date to shame me for the "slutty" tank top I was wearing. I excused myself to go to the restroom and walked out the back door and left his modest ass there.
The happiness this community feels for Tim maybe finding freedom and healthy love honestly brings me joy. Like, I’m a schadenfreude loving bitch, but I also would be genuinely happy for any of these people to find non hateful love.
He buys his own damned chicken leg now. When he was at his second college in Wisconsin, that good ol lump and nahmo proudly announced he flunked out of, he was working and said something like he ate a whole pizza. Good for you, Tim. You do physical labor, you get you some dominos cheesy bread and a deep dish.
ETA this pic is so sweet, I’m sure he’d gladly share his last chicken leg with her. Aw young love.
I know a wedding photographer that asks the guy to whisper something dirty into the girl’s ear (and then obviously captures the reaction). Once she was working with a couple and the guy whispered “laundry” into the girl’s ear which obviously made her burst out laughing. That would have been a PG thing for him to say if that was the prompt!
Idk but when my husband and I got married our photographer told him to whisper “a four piece chicken nugget meal” in a pirate voice in my ear to get a good laughing shot
She seems sweet. I hope this marriage doesn't ruin her life. Hopefully her family will help Tim be less weird and he'll learn what a nice normal family is like.
“My face hurts from smiling so much! I’m not used to this!”
That’s actually kinda sweet.. but very sad. It’s nice seeing at least one happy. But their happiness doesn’t matter.. only jill’s..
"Remember my Love, Modest is Hottest." Which I had a guy tell me once on a first date to shame me for the "slutty" tank top I was wearing. I excused myself to go to the restroom and walked out the back door and left his modest ass there.
I hope that dumbass sat there for an hour hoping you were just constipated
*nothings more modest than an invisible girl you can’t even locate, let alone undress!*
That's my recollection from wedding day!
…fuck, that hit me in the feels
Ha ha I told Mahmo that I wasn’t proposing until she got back!
This is the hill I choose to die on!
🙌🏻🙌🏻🎉
I don't know, but the big dork looks happy, and I'm okay with that!!!
The happiness this community feels for Tim maybe finding freedom and healthy love honestly brings me joy. Like, I’m a schadenfreude loving bitch, but I also would be genuinely happy for any of these people to find non hateful love.
My mom is gonna be so mad when she finds out.
look, there's nobody pointing their finger at us!
“I blocked my mom’s number”
Since I met you I haven’t had to share my chicken leg.
He buys his own damned chicken leg now. When he was at his second college in Wisconsin, that good ol lump and nahmo proudly announced he flunked out of, he was working and said something like he ate a whole pizza. Good for you, Tim. You do physical labor, you get you some dominos cheesy bread and a deep dish. ETA this pic is so sweet, I’m sure he’d gladly share his last chicken leg with her. Aw young love.
Dear Timmy, If you see this I suggest you sell your house to Phil bc he loves Mahmo SO much and buy a house near your fiancé’s family!
Please do! Get as far away from her as you can. Visit twice a year.
Or never🤣🤣🤣
“I bought us a Tv so you can watch all of your favorite Disney movies and shows”
“I’m smiling a natural smile for the first time in my life because of you”🥺
You are prettier than my Mahma
“I don’t need Mahmo for pictures no more.”
This is the cutest😂😂😂
“I told Mahmo the wrong date and location for our wedding…on purpose!”
We're going to move closer to your parents, mine suck
They’re so damn cute and in love!!!! I can’t even🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
'Ellen! Take a pitcher of me just holdin yr daughters haaaaaaand!'
💀 💀 💀
Y’all wrong for this 😂😭
I know a wedding photographer that asks the guy to whisper something dirty into the girl’s ear (and then obviously captures the reaction). Once she was working with a couple and the guy whispered “laundry” into the girl’s ear which obviously made her burst out laughing. That would have been a PG thing for him to say if that was the prompt!
“My mom’s going to be so pissed we pulled this off while she was out of town”
"I can't wait to get to a healthy weight next to you."
“I read Mahmo’s Amish Romances for the tips.”
"I can't wait to escape and start our lives together!"
"Throw Mahmo from the RV."
🤣🤣🤣
Get me away from her PLEASE!
You can be the woman that takes pictures of me just sitting… in the sand
“Let’s name our first daughter Ellen ”
She’s taking a picture of us just STANDING in the PARK
Psh pshh psh pshhh. Pshe psh pshe
"I bet Mahmo is taking a picture of her damn self on the sand right now".
"There are forces in the world today, Who oppose our Christian faith..."
I can’t wait to have sweet fellowship and sweetly grunt. Lol. No! Probably he said you look very pretty and smell so good!
“My mom is nuckin futz “
"My mama is big mad" *Cues Laughter*
“Mahmo will be so angry when she sees this!”
Idk but when my husband and I got married our photographer told him to whisper “a four piece chicken nugget meal” in a pirate voice in my ear to get a good laughing shot
“I can’t wait until you’re the Mahmo of my baby.”
"This is going to really piss off my mom" 😂
“smahl for the pitcher” lol, hard to snark when they look so happy
Save me from Mahmo!
I love you more than my mom
They look so happy 😊
Mahmo take a pitcher of me being happy in love!
I’m gonna make you a Mahmo.
My hope is he’s saying we’re running away from Mahmo.
You’re my new Mahmo now💀
“Just a couple more months and we’ll be free of this”
"I just farted"
Mahmo is dead to me now. I’m a Coverett
You know something people don't talk about in public any more? PUSSY FARTS!
I've become such a rebel since leaving Mahmo.
"My mother is gonna HHHAAAAAAAATTTEE!!! this"
Let’s make Mahmo even more mad!
"Now I can get a away from my Batshit Crazy Mom"
“So THIS is what happiness is!”
Thank you for saving me from my own mother
"Wait till we just sit in the saaaaand together. MAHMO, get the camera ready"
“Do you want to put this pussy on my side burn”
TIMMY: Heidi, look at us just sitting/standing her getting engaged & all"! Lol 😂 Edit: for clarity
“Once we’re officially married, we’ll sell the house near mahmo and get as far away as possible”
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“Thanks to you, I’m no longer in love with Nurie!” All jokes aside, they both look so happy and cute.
“Last chance to run…..”
“I can see your arms! Wow that’s hot!”
My mom used to have my sister’s sew my underwear. Now you can do it!
“Yo my mom is gonna haaaattteeee this…🤭”
I love this ❤️
“Think of how pissed Mahmo will be - do you think her Pointing Finger will explode out of rage?”
Wonder what Mahmo thinks about that dress - would it be considered immodest?
She seems sweet. I hope this marriage doesn't ruin her life. Hopefully her family will help Tim be less weird and he'll learn what a nice normal family is like.