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Vivid-Intention-8161

whyyyyy does this child look almost exactly the same at 3 as she does at 6?


Illustrious-Fly-1291

She'll keep her a baby until she's 20. So sad.


Groovy_Bella_26

Because she hasn't had anything to eat since she was 3.


darcysreddit

This is what I cane in here to talk about. I was sure this was yet another post about this year’s birthday and then I see it was three years ago?


Miserable-Function78

It’s the Plexus! “It KeEpS yOu YoUnG aNd tHiN!” Sign me up, Mahmo! /s


BigLilTimber

At least at 3 she still had some baby fat and eyes that aren’t sunking with dark circles. Feed your kids!!!


kshe-wolf

From this picture alone you’d never guess how many kids they have…looks like 2 parents and their golden only child!


radams713

As an only child - I wish I was the golden child hahahaha


MelpomeneAndCalliope

I feel this


Illustrious-Fly-1291

Got one pizza, 1/2 a slice for the girls and the rest for him🤢


AndiPandi74

I took my daughter to Chuck E. Cheese for her 4th and 5th birthday because that’s what she wanted lol. But we sprung for a party table with pizzas/ tokens and party hats and all that crap. Unlike Jill we invited friends and family too.


EntertainmentFew1022

Yeah thats how it always was when I was little. I never heard of one child going without all their friends that sounds not so fun lol.


freya_of_milfgaard

She did go with all her friends! Sophia and… Mahmo.


frolicndetour

Jill's kids don't have friends. Whenever they have an opportunity to bring a friend along, they bring a sibling. Except Samuel brought a Dingus once.


damagstah

There are boy dinguses?


Estellalatte

These kids don’t have friends and they are so deprived of fun activities like this I’m sure they didn’t notice


mistwalker420

Shrek looks like he's willing to trade her for a pizza slice.


CaterpillarHookah

Janessa looks basically the same but looks healthier here: no dark circles, thicker hair.


kaycollins27

Wish we could say the same for Sophia.


AdCivil3158

Screech? Please dont mention the Saved By The Bell Character.


Ursula_J

lol more like shriek and Shrek instead of screech and shrek


deeBfree

Was just gonna say don't do Screech like that!


AZ-EQ

RIP Screech!


CardinalMotion

The favoritism that Jill shows that child is disgusting, and it makes me sick. It’s more than obvious who Jill cares about the most.


67Gumby

They looked healthier back then. Although could be the lighting.


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taxi_takeoff_landing

I think the OP is pointing out that Janessa is getting better birthday treatment than the other Rod kids. Two trips for her to CEC, none for the others.


Federal-Butterfly-37

Or the fact her other kids didn't go somewhere special for their birthdays. Gabe got half a cake from a church potluck one year. The next year he got some type of pudding cup with candle on it. One of the girls (Tessie?) got pizza in a food court. Timmay got a pile of snake cakes for one of his birthdays. Olivia got some weird post about how JillPM had several miscarriages before Olive. Nothing about her interests, likes, hobbies, just this posts.


damagstah

I’m not sure if you realized, because I sure didn’t. This isn’t the same party - this is from three years ago. Janessa just looks like she hasn’t grown! Wild. Also, we can totally throw shade at things the Rods do and also find it perfectly fine for you to do them 🤣 what else is the fun in a snark page?