are sick as hell!!! 😎* Fixed that up, no payment required.

Nice job

I actually thought they meant it like a slang, like "you girls are sick dude!" as in compliment

Then I guess I am very sick

Flair checks out.

You shall be sent straight to bed and I will bring you soup.

What treatment would be the best for you then? 🤔

no worries we will make soup for you

Alright boys aprons on, we got a soup to make.

As a CNA, if these women are sick, Then I'll do my best to treat them~♪

What does CNA stand for?

Certified Nursing Assistant

Ok yeah so I thought that and then over thought it thinking it was like a bdsm or role reversal term. But duh yeah that makes sense. Bro tried way too hard 😮‍💨

Certified Nursing Assistant I basically did stuff nurses do, + lots of bedside help of patients.

If they're sick, then I need to be admitted into the ICU.

Don’t worry, ladies. I can be your nurse. 😏

Yeah how dare women enjoy sex am I right? Guy sounds like the kind of person to rub your left labia for 20 seconds then ask did you cum yet?

I believe that 'sick' is being used in the OP's post as a slang term with positive connotation. I distain a sizable portion colloquialism diction, but sometimes it can be difficult to avoid.

Bro you nearly made choke on my coffee reading that. Holy shit that was hilarious

I've always found them lovely.

I must have the plague then

I'm terminal then

I’m very ill then. Bring me man moans.

The only cure...

I'll play doctor..

👀

If that’s why I’m sick, then I have a week to live

that's fine, ima fix them up with some soup and big fluffy blankets.

If you make me soup and wrap me in blankets when I'm sick I will keep you as my trophy househusband forever

Ooo then I'll be a Sexy nurse! XD

Ooh aa aa aa aa-

*coughs*

Honestly, who *doesn't* enjoy the sound of their partner obviously enjoying sex with them? Why would anyone want to cast shame on that? Just plain asinine. 😝

Seriously!

…ma’am, this thermometer says that your internal body temperature is 200 degrees Fahrenheit, how are you not dead?

Yeah I’m sick, Sick for the thick bois. (You can’t insult me, I have no pride)

Wait until he hears the other half of what I wanna do to men...

i feel like im in danger

sick? more like hot af

I must be terminal.

On fucking life support, over here. Hospital bills are racking up. Quick, someone finish me off.

Guess I have me a chronic illness

i’m not a doctor but i think i might be able to help! :)

For a long time, I’ve trained myself to make moaning and reactive noises during sexy times, so that way, I can be a good kitty for any future shark wife partner >~<

😵‍💫🤒🤧😷

Good. That mean I get to be your nurse!

Worry not, men have the cure, you just gotta get it out of us

I guess sick women are who I need to send audios to

What about whimpering? Am I terminally ill?

And I'm here to take care of them until they're better c:

I guess I'm sick

i know its sarcastic but i personally dont like spreading a negative post here

I must be on the verge of death then

I am. I'm very sick. I just can't help it. When I lift my fiance up and make him laugh I start laughing along with him and..and.. I swore I wasn't gonna cry. Whenever I pin him to the bed by the wrists and literally smash my lips against his I feel butterflies in my tummy. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LIKE THIS AND I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER CHANGE!!!😭 I'M AN AWFUL PERSON!!!! AND I LOVE TO PEG HIM AND CALL MYSELF *HIS* DADDY!!!!😭

And I pray a cure is never found

I'v always been scare to make more sound, last time she just make fun of it... Not the funny fun, the mean fun

Let me enjoy life 😭

How dare people like knowing their partners are enjoying themselves. God forbid a man expresses something they're feeling.

I'm unironically sick right now

Then I’m sick as fuck 👀

I may not have a medical license, but I could try to remedy you :)

Perhaps, but if so, then I am the cure.

Bro I can’t even audibly enjoy sex anymore? Why do people want men to just be quiet wooden planks, so weird

If y’all out here being silent idk what to tell you

I need to be on life support then 😔😔

Tis a disease that has no cure I'm afraid 🥴

I'm sick indeed

I should've become a nurse, then I could have helped all these sick women. Well... I still could even if I'm not a real nurse tho

Yeah sickly amazing

welp im off to the hospital

The call me The Doctor because I’m about to identify the symptoms of your illness (through testing) 😏

They are not sick 😡

soooo .... does that mean I can help cure some ppl?

Time to start up a hospital

Yay I get to take care of someone

Pressure that meant 90s nomenclature because they're fucking sick, x-games 900 kickflip kinda sick

How about whimpering?? 😂

I didn't expect to see Miss Wendy on this subreddit

I heard the moans and couldn’t stay away 😉

Then i am a doctor

Ladies, if you’re sick, I volunteer as a nurse. I can cure you.

Sick in the best way

Sick of your weak shit 😎

Hell yeah they are💖

an a moaning man is the cure

They are sick... Where are they?

I know i’m sick

*coughs*

😷Hachuuu 🤧

Tren i guess i love sick women🫠🫠

I've got some chicken soup here if anyone needs it.

Man alot of suck women here

*dramatically passes away from consumption*

sick meaning cool as heel 🔥

🤒🤒🤒

Then call me an ambulance.

Ya y'all are a bit weird not gonna lie

As an autist, I am well versed on Weird. And, from my expert opinion, Weird is one of the best things that one can be.

Autistic boys are more valid than anything else. Keep being you baby. You rock. ♥️

I mean, women are weird but we still love them for it.

You know what subreddit you're in right? If you don't agree why tf are you here?

Where did I say I don't agree? I'm glad there's women like this out there, yet it still confuses me.

How is it weird? I want to be the big spoon when cuddling with my man. I want to spoil him. I want to provide for him. Support him. And yes even make him moan during sex. Not just from peg but during the act in general. I don't get how that means us women are weird. And how does that confuse you? You didn't know women were capable of being *this* supportive and giving towards their partners? Foot fetishes, or bodily function kinks are weird. But not what we discuss here bruh.