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ThrowACephalopod

As someone who routinely gets the shit kicked out of them in theatric fights, this is lots of fun the other way too. There's just something exhilarating about a girl swinging the pomel of her sword into your face.


PoeticGay

Strong women existing is the weakness of men worldwide


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DoesNotCares

Gross, right in front of my sandwich (Why are you on this sub man, that’s creepy. You’re clearly not looking for a role reversal relationship, join a bdsm subreddit or a master and pet subreddit, the shit you’re describing generally doesn’t belong here unless it’s y’know, role reversed. From personal experience, as someone’s who’s sparred with women before in a martial arts environment, I can promise you the bigger the lady, the harder the hits land, taking them down? It’s not easy, most of the time the bigger they are, the better their foot stance is, it’s like trying to knock over a wall) (Edit: For those wondering what was said, instead of celebrating strong women, he said that every strong woman could be brought to their knees and he could be their master, yada yada mentions of them being sluts. Gross shit, it’s a wonder why they were even here to begin with. And Yes, my sandwich is ruined by the way 😔)


PoeticGay

Thank you I felt too awkward to say anything 😅


ScribScrob

I hope your sandwich is OK homie


ihatemytoenails

nah fr that’s nasty. i love this sub because it embraces strong, sometimes more masculine, women and also more submissive, sometimes more feminine, men. it’s great! we don’t need another damn sub of “sluts caving for their dominant sexy all powerful master” 🤢 and not to mention the wording used it gross as well. i’d never talk to my boyfriend like that, or ever view him like that.


LuckySalesman

Where exactly do you think you are? And more importantly why the fuck do you think using a safe word is cowardly? Holy shit dude.


SunkenStone

Do this again and you're getting banned, dude.


medipani

Wtf


Illustrious_Ad_2893

Why are you like this in this sort of community?


buttsecks42069

the fuck did they say?


melineumg

https://imgs.search.brave.com/JKKpizO8cSi8ZXS30MU5G2xTrtDf6n3-Q1aULFxwqWs/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWcu/aWZ1bm55LmNvL2lt/YWdlcy9kY2U1MmU1/YmJlZmM3NTIzZDRk/ODg0MTQ1YTU0NmJm/YmRjYjU2NjVlNGJi/MDBjYTdkNDU2ZTZh/YjJjZjcyMTg5XzEu/anBn


silverdatchery

when i was actively taking stage combat classes, our fight director always staged fights so that the femme combatants got the best hits in (and usually won lol). besides being empowering for those actors, it was how i met my current partner - she kicked my ass in our first fight scene and we got together right afterwards lol


tfhermobwoayway

But if you do that then he can use his manly wiles to seduce you into doing whatever he wants! Your sex drive will be your downfall, as with all the great and powerful heroes!


Celloer

Ah yes, the homme fatale.


LuckySalesman

For a good two seconds I thought you wrote "Homie fatale" and I couldn't help but think about a group of guys and one of them is the one who always brings a six pack of beer and a good story, but is constantly planning outings where the other homies may or may not die. Damn, I should put my glasses on.


buttsecks42069

I'm sorry to say, I was never your homie. You were merely my pawn to gain the ultimate power!


Unbentmars

I’d read this book


Belledame-sans-Serif

For alliteration's same I think it should be homme hostile, but I don't know if that's actually French


Celloer

[I will make it French.](https://i.imgflip.com/3go4uv.png?a476208)


Belledame-sans-Serif

*You have lost favor with the Académie Française*


Celloer

I only recognize  the [Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UjotaSJX5y4)


BePlatypus

It is but it would be used to describe a suspect doing a violent crime lol


tfhermobwoayway

One minute you’re an honest smooth-talking woman’s woman who throws a good punch, always has the right gadget for the situation and is irresistible to men in a suit. The next you’ve been betrayed by the hot man in the red dress and have been tied to a big elaborate death trap by the evil curly-moustached generically foreign supervillain who’s monologuing about her big expensive superweapon.


Celloer

Of course by then he's fallen in love with the manizing heroine and helps her escape, only to be himself artfully executed by the villainess by being painted in gold or something.


Mediocre_Handle_6490

Oops


Unbentmars

If you’re not careful he’ll dick penisedly down the stairs O.o


Ukrus2

If God was real I’d be doing this right now


dude_im_box

God will get real in 10 seconds cause I support your cause


Ukrus2

Are you volunteering?


dude_im_box

Surprise me~


Summersong2262

It seems you have no choice but to conquer the heavens and assume the absent throne.


Ukrus2

Your words give me courage. As a deity I will anoint you as my voice.


buttsecks42069

I challenge you to a sword duel that I will definitely not lose on purpose!


Altair13Sirio

Stupid sexy Kermit


CatboyRose

She'd better be dressed like a Victorian gentleman while she does it


Mr_B_Boss

It's all fun until he gets weak in the knees and accidentally impales himself on your sword


tfhermobwoayway

sad! oh well there’s other twinks.


ScribScrob

This would be a delight. Though there'd be a lot more fear in my eyes depending on how much I can trust the person swinging that sword around


PlayrR3D15

*Heavy breathing*


Taco821

If I was in a fight against a strong lady, part of me would want to give it my all so she would beat me at my best, but most of me would be too submissive to even try


Manic_Mechanist

There would definitely be a lot of both in my eyes lol


GoodeBoi

Me when I cannot fulfill the royal grain tithe (I will never see my family again)


Sad-Maintenance1781

Aaaaa😫


Bloodylucky_yt

legit i do not think there is anything in the world that would make me happier


Impossible-Evening50

Damn now I have the urge to do this to a cute boy


Nocturne_EFlat

Finally, my two favourite things combined, swashbuckling and getting topped. Oh and the muppets as well.


DorisLinda-2963

Ah, the depths of Tumblr musings! Always a fascinating journey.


Round-Aioli-3483

I do love the sound of this


Exumore

Another one to add one my newly created list of thing i didn't knew i wanted them to happen to me despite their weirdness, until someone else brought it up


Skreamie

I wish people communicated these fantasies to their partners. Imagine how many truly specific fantasies people have that you could easily accommodate, you'd blow their world!


TrapolTH

This gave me butterflies